Author's Note

Okay, I've made a change to the Team Radio Moments appearances. Instead, of two after ever two races, I will be doing one after each race.

Also, fahrer means 'driver' in German. I'm telling you this so you don't get the word confused with fuhrer.

BONUS CHAPTER: Round 11 Best Team Radio Moments

Round 11: Germany
German Grand Prix (Equestrian Series) Best Team Radio Moments

Spitfire
Scuderia Ferrari
Free Practice 2

"******* ******* KUBICA!!! WHAT A ******* IDIOT, BLOCKING ME ALL THE TIME!!!!"

Chrysalis
HAAS F1
Free Practice 3

"Oh, what the **** are the Toro Rossos doing?! That was a dangerous move!!"

'Copy, it has been reported,'

Sandbar
ROKiT Williams
Free Practice 3

"**** ME GUYS!!!! What are we playing at??!! Guys, come on! Come on! We need to be the ones capitalizing from these **** ups! Not the ones IN the **** up!!"

Cheese Sandwich
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Duel 1
Lap 3

"I hit something, I may have damage,"

'Copy that, is the car okay to continue?'

"****, I just went off. I'm sorry, guys,"

'Okay, full switch off procedure. You okay?'

"Who cares?"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Duel 4
Post-Duel

'Chequered flag, chequered flag! What a race, champ!'

"Did you like that performance? Hahahaha!!!! This is why I love this track!"

'Very nicely done, Akula! Very nice. (...) Uh, Akula. I just got word from the stewards that you will be placed at the back of the grid come race time,'

"What? What happened?!"

'They're saying you exceeded track limits at Turn 1 on every lap. All those lap times you set have been invalidated,'

"Ah, s***. No matter, I'll still have the victory at the end of the day. Mark my words, Petrov. We will prevail,"

Rainbow Dash
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Lap 4

'Can you describe the conditions to me at this moment, please?'

"******* WET, Barsotti!!!! I can't see **** in front of me!!!"

Twilight Sparkle
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 4

"Whoa!!! Where did he come from?!"

'Copy, we saw it,'

"He may be a changeling, but he HAS to teach me that one day!!"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 4

'Mein fahrer, you're not going to believe this. Akula just made a pass on Twilight, Dust and Spitfire all at the same time!'

"That's Akula for ya!"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 16

'I do believe ze track is drying up soon mein fuhrer. Be prepared for ze slicks in two laps, I think,'

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 20

"Petrov, inform Viral that if she wants to box for slicks, she may do so. The slicks could be risky but if she can handle it, she may pit,"

'Copy, I'll send it'

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 21

'Tires are on, take these these to the finish mein fahrer,'

"Danke, Neon,"

'Da, Da. Schnell!'

Fluttershy
Red Bull Toro Rosso
Final
Lap 23

What the floop is Ocellus doing?"

'What's happened, Fluttershy?'

"Ocellus turned on me!! No. NO!!!!!!!!!!!"

'Data shows that the car is still okay to continue. Box this lap,'

Twilight Sparkle
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 23

"**********!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! NO!!!! Come on, Twilight! *sigh* I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry,"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 23

'Mein fahrer, Twilight just went off at Turn 15. She vas on softs, so slippy sector 3,'

"Ja, this tyre is starting to feel risky. It's slippery as hell. (...) ******! Box, box! I lost ze front wing!!"

'Ja, ja. Come in, we'll get you on inters,'

Rainbow Dash
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Lap 31

"There's too much dirty air, ****!!!!"

'Copy. 3 laps to go. 3 laps to go, Dash. Keep focused, you'll get him!'

"I want this win, Barsotti!"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Post-Race

"YAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!! THAT WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE HAD!!!!!"

'Get in there, Akula! Well done! P1! From last to P1, what a legendary drive,'

"Everything worked in our favour this time! Make the right calls and it payed off!! I do feel bad for what happened to Viral and Twilight. They were driving so well and got screwed over by tyre choice, they deserved to share the podium with me. But still, you got to be happy with that result, huh?"

Rainbow Dash
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Post-Race

'Chequered flag, Dash. Go to Scenario 12. You are P2, nice job today,'

"Nearly, nearly had him! Nearly had him! HAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!"

'I know you wanted the win, but you've got to be happy with that result. Dust was P3 and Spitfire, P5. Great points for the team,'

"Ah, I needed one more lap! Just one more lap. Still, great result. Lots of points for the team. Grazie, grazie a tutti,"

Lightning Dust
Scuderia Ferrari
Final
Post-Race

'Race is over. P3, very good job! Two and Three for Ferrari,'

"YEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh, that feels good!!! Naturally, I wanted to win. But still, podium is nice for me!!! Grazie mille! Grazie mille! Grazie, grazie, grazie!!!"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Post-Race

'Mein fahrer, ze gap to Spitfire vas 6.3 seconds when you crossed ze line. I think you keep your position, V,'

"That could've been better, Neon. But still, managed to recover from that accident and finished fourth. Not a bad day at the office,"

'You did a good job today, mein fahrer,'

"Danke, Neon. Danke,"