F1 Equestria: Duels of the Century

Round 2: Bahrain
Bahrain Gran Prix (Equestrian Series) Best Team Radio Moments

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Duel 1
Pre-Duel

"Akula, radio check. Radio check,"

"Radio 1-2, 1-2. Copy you, loud and clear,"

"Radio check complete. All is good on this end. You've got 15 seconds 'till the light sequence. Let's see what the shark can do,"

Rainbow Dash
Scuderia Ferrari
Duel 3
Turn 7, Lap 4

"******! NOOOO!!! No, don't do this to me!"

"Are you okay, Dash?"

"Yes, but the car's stuck! I can't move!"

Spitfire
Scuderia Ferrari
Duel 4
Turn 1, Lap 5

"****! ****! ****! Sorry, guys. I stuffed it,"

"Are you okay to keep going? Question,"

"No. Car's stuffed. (...) So do I switch off?"

"Yes. Full switch off procedure,"

Luna
Alfa-Romeo Racing
Duel 5
Lap 4

"Good job, Luna! P1! The place in the final we needed! Just hold on there for two more laps!"

"I knoweth! I wonneth't alloweth thee down! Yond pegasus is nay matcheth f'r the princess of the night! To put it simply, I won't let thee down!"

Sandbar
ROKiT Williams
Duel 12
Turn 12, Lap 4

"Steering's failed! Steering's failed!"

"Stop the car! Stop the car! (...) Sandbar, you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. But the car's not going anywhere,"

"Roger, full switch off procedure,"

"And please get the mechanics to look into why the steering failed. I don't want it to happen again,"

Big Macintosh
McLaren F1
Final
Pre-Race

"Radio check,"

"Eeyup! Nnope!"

"Okay, 15 seconds until the green light,"

Celestia
Alfa-Romeo Racing
Final
Lap 5

"How is the front wing? How is the front wing?"

"I don't know! I thought you had to tell me that!"

"Okay,"

Rarity
Renault Formula 1
Final
Lap 12

"That incompetent, uncouth, cheese-eating stallion! I cannot believe him! I cannot believe!"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Turn 4, Lap 22

"Okay, sorry guys. I got surprised and lost the back-end. I'm very sorry,"

"There's still 3 laps to go. Just keep racing, and you'll place well,"

"Who said that I was going to throw in the towel?"

Viral Velocity
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Lap 23

"There's something strange with the engine, ****! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!"

"W... we have no H-Recovery, Viral,"

"Yeah, but... I can't-OHHHH MY GODDESSES!"

"And keep calm. We need the car home,"

"Alright, I will try... I'm keeping calm. (...) I feel like I'm on a Sunday drive in a Chevy Impala and I don't even have any damn music! This is supposed to be a ******* race!"

Akula
Mercedes-AMG Petronas
Final
Post-Race

"I'm... not really sure but... what I saw as I went past her, I'm really sorry for Viral. Sh drove an excellent race, very well done. But she should've claimed a victory,"

Celestia
Alfa-Romeo Racing
Final
Post-Race

"Celestia, we don't need donuts on our race box,"

Cheese Sandwich
Aston-Martin Red Bull Racing
Final
Post-Race

"Finished in P8, P8. Well done, Cheese! Points on the board!"

"Woo-hoo-hoo! That was a doozy! Great that we got some points for the team! And we got a good result tonight, so yeah! I'm very happy!"