Author's Note

Hi, sorry for late chapters I am caught up in my school work and only have time at night. Although I would get Spike to help he needs me to tell him what to write so I can’t have him do it. I hope I will see you all soon in the next chapter! Here is another spoiler:Why am I not surprised you fell for this again or this is your first time getting trolled so here is your facehoof and for people who got trolled again here is your trollestia

Chapter 4: A party and new friends

"Hi I am Spike and you are....." asked Spike.

"Tux Charmer." I replied with a smile" and I would like to know what has happened recently so I am not completely a no-brainer in ponyvile recent events.” I also asked.

“well....” started Spike but then Spike said “you know what, you should ask Twilight she is going around everywhere because as you know she is the element of magic and al.l”.

“Yes, of course, I should have asked her first.” I said” with her being the element of magic and all.”.

“You honestly don't know who twilight is, don’t you?” said Spike while faceclawing himself.

“Yeah, your right I have no idea who she is,” I said with my stupidly on my face.

“Don’t know what?” said a purple unicorn.

“He doesn't know who you are” said Spike answering the purple unicorn.

“How come he doesn’t know who I am?” said the Twilight “I have saved Equestria 3 times and more and people still don’t know who I am! I am going to talk to celesta about this later, Bye”

“Wait, I need to know some of the past events because I am new in ponyvile." I tried to tell her before she left.

"Oh, let's get you to meet the girls first," said Twilight.

"Who?" I asked.

"you don't even know the girls? Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinky Pie or Rainbow Dash?" Twilight asked annoyed.

"Err.............who?"."The only person I know is pinky." I said starting to feel like I was missing something.

"So if you don't know them or me except pinky dose the elements of harmony ring any bells?!?"Twilight shouted.

"Umm.............." I said before deciding not to answer for I feared Twilights wrath.

Twilight started to get so angry, her horn started to start glowing purple with power and then......

"Boop" said Pinky popping out of nowhere while using her hoof tapping lightly on Twilights horn before she could shoot her magic at me.

"Ahhh......." said Twilight now completely calm.

"Just because he doesn't recognize us as the bearers it doesn't mean you can outright hurt him!" yelled Pikey into Twilight's face.

"Are you all right darling?" asked a white ~~women~~mare.

"Yes and thanks to pinky pie this Twilight didn't blast me to ~~hell~~ Tartus," I said in relief.

"By the way" said pinky pie. "The author wants you to stop making human references because he is tired of breaking the fourth wall just to turn the human references into pony references." whispered pinky into my ear.

"ok, I will try to stop making the references" I whispered back.

"now I believe I should introduce you to my friends, I believe you already met Twilight and Spike.".said Pinky" and here is Rarity, Applejack,Rainbow Dash,Fluttershy......" said pinky pie her voice sounded going further and further from my location.

Then I heard a voice in my head saying""All units at the party are you ready?"."All units in ponyvile are you ready?"."Lastly backup are you ready?"."All units ready!"."Starting operation capture elements commence in 10 9 87 6 54 3 2" .

"Everypony get down!" I shouted just as the countdown hit zero. Then white, green lights and screams filled my vision and my ears. Then my world faded and went black.