Stallions and Hens

Dash yawned as she sleepily plodded out of her room and plodded to the bathroom. The moment she turned the handle.

“OH FUCK- RIGHT THERE!” Gilda half-shrieked.

Dash slammed the door. “Dammit.” She muttered and leaned on the railing of the stairs as she trudged down it.

“Morning Dash!” Gabs waved from the kitchen.

“Mmmhmmm.” Dash grumbled and walked into the downstairs bathroom.

A few minutes later, the bleary pegasus trudged into the kitchen and plopped down on one of the kitchen counter stools.

“Rough night?” Flutters asked from her spot by the oven, cooking something that smelled heavenly.

“Got kept up.” Dash grunted. “Can we soundproof their room?”

“Oh, shit. I knew we forgot something when we moved you in!” Gabs gasped. “I’m so sorry, I had the pads ready and everything!”

Dash blinked sleepily at Gabs. “They…. They can’t fuck that much. How is CC not dead?”

“They may need another Snow intervention.” Flutters nodded, plating something and carrying it over to Dash.

Dash in turn, stared at the scrambled eggs. “Yay…” She half-heartedly cheered. “We have anything with caffeine?”

“Coffee will be done in a minute or two.” Gabs said with a shrug.

“Eh… better than nothing.” The blue mare yawned.

“While you’re out of your room, I’m going to go do the soundproofing thing that I was supposed to do.” Gabs got up and raced up stairs.

“I know sex is great and all, I mean, Cloudy rocks me on a regular basis, but seriously… Do they have any self control?” Dash asked with a tired frown.

“Not… really?” Flutters chewed her lip in thought. “Maybe there’s a way to lower their libido?”

“Fuck if I know.” Dash shrugged as she started on her eggs.

Eventually the sounds of the upstairs shower drawing water from the house died down, and the others hoped this meant that Gilda and CC had finished their morning romp. Of course, by that point in time, the others had already eaten their breakfast.

“Hey!” Gilda called happily as she came into the kitchen, earning a tired glare from Dash. “Dash, you okay? You look exhausted.”

“No thanks to you two.” Dash grumbled.

“Huh?” Gilda blinked stupidly.

“Did we…” CC blinked a few times before turning to Gabby. “Did we forget to-”

“Mmmhmmm.” Gabs nodded as she stuck the foam pads on the walls.

“Are you two normally this lo- wait, yes you are. I’ve been in the same room.” Dash grumbled as Flutters handed her a cup of coffee.

“Shit… Sorry Dash.” Gilda winced.

“Do you two ever just.. Not fuck?” Dash asked.

Gilda puffed her feathers up a bit. “Yeah! Of course. We do… other things…” She wilted a bit. “We cuddle and just spend time together….” The hen hummed as she seemed to get lost in thought.

“Mmmmhmm.” Dash grunted as she sipped her coffee.

CC came down the stairs and sat next to Gilda. “Sorry Dash,” he said with a wince. “I thought the soundproofing was already installed.”

“Should be able to sleep better tonight, at least.” Dash rolled her eyes. “What do you two do in the brief recovery periods between fuck sessions?”

“Read a book, game, cuddle, tease chat,” CC listed off readily.

“He’s got a better brain for lists.” Gilda pointed at him. “I’m just the muscle.”

“You still graduated.” Flutters said happily.

“Thanks to this guy.” Gilda patted CC’s shoulder.

“You almost made sure you didn’t, trying to distract me every other time we got alone together after the school was closed,” CC countered.

“At what point did that reverse? You almost can’t keep your hands off me sometimes.” Gilda teased.

“Almost? Huh, I wasn’t aware I’d taken my hands off you,” the stallion mused.

“How many times do you two have sex a day?” Dash asked bluntly.

“Times?” CC blinked.

“Yeah. The number of times you two have sex. Or can you count the times when you’re not?” Dash asked. “I’d say this was concerning, but it’s you two so it’s really a mild inconvenience until Snow comes by and puts the book down.”

“...She assumes we stop, that’s adorable,” CC said to Gilda.

Dash blinked. “I’m going back to bed. I’m starting this day over later.” She called out plodding her way upstairs.

“Good thing Gabs is installing the soundproofing now,” CC quipped.

Snow yawned as he came in wearing his scrubs and carrying his duffel bag of clean clothes. It was a little after lunch, but he’d been up early. He was quite unsurprised to be hearing the wet slaps and moans coming from the living room. Of course CC and Gilda were at it already.

He ignored the pair as he walked into the living room and gave Flutters a kiss on the top of her head. Which got a happy giggle in return. Gabs was being the camera girl, like normal lately, and Dash was… not here.

He mouthed, “be right back,” to Flutters and headed upstairs to change into something more casual. There he bumped into Dash.

“Hey.” Dash said, looking slightly tired but beyond that fine.

“Hey. How’s the move in treating you?” Snow smiled at her.

“Taking a bit to adjust, but fine.” Dash shrugged. “Those two kept me up.”

“Dammit, they going overboard again?” Snow said with a tired sigh.

“Well they fucked late into the night, I virtually walked in on them banging in the shower this morning, and now they’re having at it on the couch.” Dash rolled her eyes. “At least they’re drinking and using more lube.”

“At least they’re being safe, but they should probably take things in moderation.” Snow nodded. “Eh, I’ll try to have a talk with them later.”

“They do only seem to listen to you.” The mare chuckled as she started down the stairs.

“Well, Chat’s in a giving mood.” Flutters commented.

“That’s always good.” Gabs smiled as she returned the cam to its dock by the stream laptop.

“Mmmhmm.” Flutters nodded, looking over the responses. “And most of this is just happy for the proper return of G.”

“Of course they are.” Gilda chuckled as she caught her breath next to her boyfriend.

“Yeah, I mean, I’m happy that you’re feeling better as well,” CC nodded, pecking Gilda’s cheek with a kiss. “Hmm...think we should take a break to do something non-sex related? Hips are getting a bit of a burn from the workout,” he pointed out.

“Oh, don’t know if you two noticed, but Snow is here. So he’d probably approve of you not fucking yourselves to a hospital visit.” Flutters added, glancing at the pair.

“Thought I saw something white through the haze.” Gilda chuckled, wincing a little as she folded her wings.

“He’s changing.” Dash announced her presence as she flopped into her seat.

“How are you two feeling? Need me to grab anything?” Gabs asked. “Water, a snack?”

“Pants,” CC quipped. “No clue where mine went.”

Gabs walked over and retrieved underwear and pants for both of them.

“Bless you Gabs.” Gilda chuckled as she got up to re-don her pants. CC wasn’t far behind her, putting at least a few clothing barriers between the two of them going at it again.

“So,” CC mused. “What were you up to, Gabs?”

“Huh?” Gabs blinked. “I was the camera girl.” She shrugged. “Being around this much fucking kinda just deadened my libido.”

“You okay?” Gilda asked.

“Yeah, m’fine.” Gabs smiled. “Just doin’ my job.”

“...Gilda, I think we’re screwing up more than each other,” CC quipped.

“Maybe we need to take an actual break?” Gilda asked as Gabs handed her the older hen’s bra.

“Good. You’re learning. I don’t have to scold you.” Snow announced himself with a chuckle.

“I’d suggest we go out to hotels to screw, but all our streaming stuff is here,” CC noted out loud. “And us screwing apparently pays all the bills.” He scratched his chin in thought. “Idea,” he said after a moment. “Maybe we make Gilda and me going at it a donation reward goal, since everyone seems to like it so much, but we can’t be trusted to moderate ourselves.”

“I’ll work on a thing.” Flutters spoke up. “The Nest is kinda a variety channel, that’s to Gabs’s binge-watching.”

“I have no idea why I make money off that.” Gabs shrugged.

“Maybe because half the time you’re either in panties or naked?” Dash asked.

“True.” Gabs nodded.

“And in the meantime-” CC started to say, before his phone dinged. He paused and pulled it out to read the news. “Oh. Well I know what I’m doing for gaming.”

“Whats up?” Gilda asked, glancing at him.

“Update for minecraft,” CC quipped. “Time to explore a whole new hellscape.”

“Define hellscape.” Gabs raised a brow.

“Nether update,” CC explained. “Actual biomes, ores to mine, inhabitants.”

“Oh, how exciting.” Dash said flatly, looking at her phone.

“Hey don’t judge.” Gabs pouted at the pegasi.

“Yeah, I’ll be able to show off how I do the crazy things I do to farm resources now,” CC nodded. “It’ll be fun. And this new resource in the nether makes the previous tier of gear look like crap compared.”

“Lemme get the stuff set up.” Flutters said, setting her laptop down and moving to mess with the stream laptop.

Snow picked up Flutters’ laptop and looked through the Chat. “Gabs, you secret admirer commented again.”

“Oh?” Gabs perked up.

“Where’d the sexy nerd bird go?” Snow quoted.

“Awwww.” Gabs flushed.

“He the same dude who throws money every time Gabs is on screen?” Dash asked.

“Yep.” Snow nodded.

“Screen name?” Gilda asked as Flutters finished up setting up the new stream.

“PurpleScales.” Snow spoke up.

“Scales?” Gabs blinked.

“No clue,” CC quipped. “I don’t know anyone by that name. Okay!” He pulled up the saves list. “No clue how to reset the nether, so...just destroy ‘em and we’ll rebuild the things in the next world. Or leave ‘em for figuring things out later, who knows.” CC shrugged. “In any case, new world, naming it Nether Update, and give it a minute to make.” He then turned to Gabby. “Maybe set up a stream in one of the rooms where you watch something and every time he donates, you take something off for him,” he suggested.

Gabs’s eyes widened. “See ya later!” She yelled while rushing out of the room.

“Brilliant.” Gilda snorted as she leaned against CC.

“Gotta get her a stable relationship somehow,” CC nodded. “It’d be nice if she had someone like we do.”

“Speaking of having others, gotta go. Cloudy’s taking me out.” Dash grinned as she hopped up off her chair.

“Have fun.” Flutters smiled at her as the mare left.

“So it’s just the horny teens left alone with the responsible adults,” CC quipped.

“Pretty much.” Flutters giggled as she patted Snow’s leg and the stallion moved the laptop so she could sit in his lap.

“I could think of worse things to do than just hanging with my favorite people.” Gilda smiled.

“Yeah, agreed. Hey,” CC looked over at Flutters. “The opening stuff is just gonna be about me finding a place to set up a base. So why don’t you look up the Nether Update movie so that the chat knows what the goal is?”

“Gimme a sec.” Flutters said as Snow set the laptop in her lap. “And there’s that as an intro movie.”

“Chat’s not against Minecraft for some reason.” Gilda said squinting at the laptop on the table.

“Well I mean, yeah. The nether’s been bland and boring forever,” CC quipped. “But with this, you have an overarching goal beyond ‘find fortress’ or ‘find quartz’. Now it’s also ‘don’t aggro the pigmen,’ and ‘find netherite to upgrade with’. ‘Barter with pigmen’ is a good one as well, because you’ll need the cool obsidian to make cool things with.” He chuckled. “Just don’t steal from their chests.”

“Oooookay.” Gilda blinked. “Why do I understand DOOM more than this?”

“Simpler game probably.” Snow shrugged.

“Doom is simple, find demon, blow up demon,” CC agreed. “Minecraft is about building your world however you choose to do it. Much more depth to it.”

“Something tells me that I don’t have the patience for this.” Gilda said flatly.

“Everyone has their thing.” Flutters said with a smile.

“You’re more interested in the gadgets working than the hours it takes to build them,” CC noted.

“Yeah pretty much.” Gilda snorted a chuckle, nudging him with an elbow. “I’m more end product, over the making of said product.”

“I dunno, you seem to enjoy the making of eggs right now,” CC riposted.

“Well yeah.” Gilda frowned at him. “That’s different. Also, I swear I will get eggs out of you yet.”

“Give it time,” CC smirked. “It’s not like hybrids are impossible. I just need to fuck you pregnant eventually.”

“Statistics are that they’re rare but not impossible.” Snow added.

“So, you know, about a year’s worth of solid fucking and you’ll maybe get eggs,” CC nodded.

“Pretty much.” Snow nodded.

“Wish I was actually pregnant instead of deathly sick.” Gilda grumbled.

“Well, Gabs is upstairs and Dash is out of the building,” CC mused.

“You’ve already fucked quite a bit today, if what Dash said is right.” Snow glared at him. “I think you're good for a bit.”

“I wasn’t going to go right to more fucking, there’s a game to play,” CC pointed out. “What I was gonna suggest, though...is maybe G could try to distract me. So that I’m ready for later, when she wants to fuck again.”

“Dweeb, for once, I’m actually tired.” Gilda said with a sigh.

“...Stop the presses, Gilda is sore and tired of sex,” CC said in mock-shock.

She shoved him lightly. “I meant in general.”

“Ah.” He gestured to the kitchen with a wing. “Get some coffee then, and relax while you drink it.”

“Relax and coffee don’t exactly mix.” Flutters comment, looking over her laptop at him.

“Just because you’re caffeinating doesn’t mean you need to be jumping around,” CC noted.

“I am quite happy to just relax with you.” Gilda said with a yawn, resting her head against his shoulder.

“Heh,” CC pecked Gilda’s head with a kiss. “Take a nap then, silly birb.”

“I can do that right here, dweeb.” Gilda kissed his cheek.

“You’re adorable,” CC noted out loud, wrapping a wing around her back and side.

“If I’m adorable, Snow’s adorable.” Gilda snorted.

“He is though.” Flutters said.

“Awww…” Snow cooed and hugged her.

The foursome snuggled the afternoon away, lit by the glow of the laptops.