Mother Lovers

"Okay, I already power-leveled your World of Witchcraft character, so you should be able to meet up with my mom online for a raid. Just follow the cues I gave you and you should be able to set up the date," Button Mash said.

"What about you? Do you have everything?" Sunburst asked. "The itinerary, the checklist, the planner schedule...?"

"For the hundredth time, yes!" Button said, opening his bag to show him that he had everything, including the round trip ticket to Sire's Hollow, where Sunburst's mother lived.

"Alright. Good luck. And don't forget the Golden Rule," Sunburst said.

"Don't cum inside your roommate's mom!" they recited their sworn oath together.

Button Mash left to head to the train station while Sunburst settled in front of the TV with the video game console. He looked at the clock. It was 4:57. The raid would be starting soon. He put on the headset and logged into the game.

DrH3alG00d has logged in

He waited and watched the notifications area.

n00bCreamer<3 has joined the raid party

Bingo! That was Button's mother, Cream Heart. He turned on his microphone and trotted his character over to hers. Before he could greet her, he heard her voice crackle loudly in his headset.

n00bCreamer<3: "Hey, you're a Nurse class! What's your skills loadout?"

Sunburst quickly grabbed his reference sheet that Button had made for him and listed off his Nurse class skills over his microphone.

n00bCreamer<3: "Perfect. You're my healer for this raid. You're level ninety one so I assume you know what you're doing so don't screw this up!"

Sunburst knew enough to be competent. But luckily, he didn't need to know better. Button Mash had equipped him with a custom controller with command macros built in. He remembered what Button had told him.

Once you find her, target her character and select Auto-Follow. While she's in combat, you alternate between running macro one and two. Those are your primary healing skills and damage booster suites for her. When she's not in combat, use macro three. That will boost her passive buffs. And most importantly, if she gets killed in combat, macro four will resurrect her with a fifty percent bonus. But if you just stick to the other macros, you shouldn't have to do that. Do NOT try to flirt with her while in combat. She will be the one talking. And she'll just be telling you to do what you should already be doing anyway, heals and buffs. You can chat with her outside of combat and once the raid is over, if she likes you, she won't immediately log off. Got all that?

Sunburst ran macro three to boost her passive buffs before the raid started.

n00bCreamer<3: "Ah, a competent Nurse for once."

The raid started and the first enemies appeared. Sunburst alternated between macro one and two. His screen was a harmonized symphony of perfectly choreographed spells and effects stacking with precise order. Cream Heart's character turned into a nigh invincible hurricane of damage, laying waste to anything that crossed her path, and making short work of the first wave. There was a calm period after the first battle.

n00bCreamer<3: "I don't think I've seen you on this server before."

DrH34LG00d: "I just moved into a new place. I live in Ponyville."

n00bCreamer<3: "Me too. Have you been to Berry's Saloon yet?"

DrH34LG00d: "Yeah. If you want, we could-"

n00bCreamer<3: "MOB!"

The next wave started and it was back to business. Once it was over she resumed talking again right where she had left off.

DrH34LG00d: "We could-"

n00bCreamer<3: "BOSS!"

DrH34lG00d: "We could meet-"

n00bCreamer<3: "STOP PULLING AGRO YOU STUPID TWAT!!"

The other big damage dealer in the raid party attacked the wrong enemy that Cream Heart's tank wasn't currently kiting and got killed by some poorly timed critical hits without a dedicated healer. The extra mobs' focus shifted to Cream Heart's character. She was overwhelmed and killed next.

n00bCreamer<3: "REZ!"

DrH34lG00d: "Sorry sorry!"

He resurrected her and resumed healing and buffing.

n00bCreamer<3: "REZ THE OTHER PLAYER!"

Sunburst frantically tried to target the other player and switch back in time.

n00bCreamer<3: "HEALS!"

DrH34lG00d: "Shit shit!"

They narrowly finished the rest of the raid and defeated the boss. He received a portion of the loot.

n00bCreamer<3: "Give me your +69 Staff of Penetration."

DrH34lG00d: "Um... what?"

n00bCreamer<3: "The weapon loot. I need the armor piercing. You don't need it as a Nurse class. You know that."

DrH34lG00d: "Yeah... I knew that."

He traded the weapon to her.

n00bCreamer<3: "I'm heading over to Berry's Saloon after I log off. You should come too and I'll let you buy me a drink."

DrH34lG00d: "Yeah I'll-"

n00bCreamer<3 has disconnected

DrH34lG00d: "..."

DrH34lG00d has disconnected

"Welcome to Sire's Hollow," the town gate greeted Button Mash. The train ride was shorter than he had expected and it was still mid afternoon when he arrived. Sunburst was likely still getting bossed around in the raid mission. Button focused on the mission of his own. He checked his bag one final time and walked into town. Just as Sunburst had described, the town looked like it was in the middle of an identity crisis, at once filled with both archaic structures, intermixed with modern buildings. One of the modern buildings read: Stellar Realty. He recalled Sunburst's advice as he reached the door:

Trust me dude, just use the word 'plan' the way most ponies use a comma and I'm sure that she will be in love with you.

The door in front of him opened and the mare he recognized from the photograph stood in front of him.

"Oh, hello there! Welcome to Stellar Realty," she greeted him, wearing a sharp-looking pants suit. "Were you interested in checking something out?" she asked. Button suppressed his grin.

"That's the plan," he said, already off to a great start.

"Well, we are a small gated community, but I do have a few listings I could show you, mister...?"

"Button Mash," he said.

"Button Mash, I'm Stellar Flare." She glanced up at the sign above her. "As I'm sure you've probably guessed."

"Charmed. But I don't leave any guesswork in my plans, Mrs. Flare," he said.

"Miss Flare," she corrected with a small blush. "But please, call me Stellar. Why don't you follow me around and I'll show you what I've got?" She walked past him and his eyes followed her flank as it shimmied back and forth inside her pants with each step.

"Sounds like a plan," he said.

The new housing development featured a row of identical, utilitarian-looking houses. The interior of the first one they looked at had all the modern luxuries one could want without being outright opulent. After touring the inside, they went back outside.

"... and the solar panels on the roof provide all the electricity you could ever need. In fact, you can sell the extra electricity back to the town!" she said as part of her practiced tour speech. They walked to the house next door and went inside. "And this house is... well, it's pretty much the same. But you could take any one of these and turn them into whatever you want them to be," she said.

"I'm planning on it," Button said.

"Now there is one more listing I could show you if you want."

"Lead the way."

They walked a couple streets down to the next block.

"This is one of the older houses of the town," Stellar said. "I'm not a big fan of it, but you're welcome to take a look and let me know it you like what you see." She went to put the key in the old lock but dropped it. She bent down to search of it in the gravel.

"I'm liking what I see so far," Button said as she found the key. "I'm just admiring the exterior."

"Oh. Well, we can talk and walk around it if you want." She rejoined him on the lawn to walk around to the back yard. "This old thing is really not much to look at."

"Oh I don't think so," Button said, turning to her. "I don't care how old it is. It looks rather beautiful to me. It just needs somepony who's planning on giving it a little love."

"Well personally, I prefer the younger ones," she said, matching his flirtatious tone with a smirk. "They're more... energy efficient."

"Well I like what I'm looking at right now," he said, pointedly looking into her eyes. She blushed harder

"This one hasn't had anypony inside for a long time," she said.

"That's a shame," he said. "I bet once we got the heat going it would be warm and cozy inside."

"We'll have to walk back around to the front. The hinges on the back door are pretty rusty," she said.

"Well I'm sure with a bit of patience and lubrication, we'll be able to get in the back door," he said with a grin. He followed her to the front of the house again. She unlocked and walked inside the front door. She turned to look at him on the porch.

"Would you like to... come inside?" she asked.

"I was planning on it," he said. She blushed.

"A- an old house like this, I- I hope you're planning to insure it," she said.

"Of course I'm planning on having protection." Button reached into his bag and pulled out a square foil packet from his bag. "And this 'younger model' is very 'energy efficient'," he said, sidling up closer to her, leaning over to whisper in her ear, "Energy to spare."

"This house has two bedrooms. Which one would you like to see first?" she asked.

"Which would you suggest?" he asked with a whisper, just a inch from her face.

"Mine."

Sunburst walked into Berry's Saloon. It was just after Happy Hour so there were quite a few patrons. He scanned the room and spotted Cream Heart over at the end of the bar with a mixed drink of some sort. He was about to walk over and speak to her when he realized that he rightly shouldn't know her name or even know what she looks like. He tried to think of a plan. The only thing he could think of was if he asked every mare in the room if she was n00bCreamer.

Wait, he didn't have to ask every mare, he realized. Just the ones close enough to Cream to hear him attempting the strategy before he asked her. It would be embarrassing, but he kept his eyes on the prize. If both he and Button succeeded, it would be worth everything. Once he was within earshot of Cream, he started.

"Are you n00bCreamer?" he asked.

"No," the pink earth pony replied. Behind her, Cream Heart looked up from her drink at the mention of her online handle.

"Are you n00bCreamer?" he asked.

"No." The mint-colored unicorn looked at him like he had ten heads and then laughed.

"Are you n00bCreamer?" he asked. The white unicorn glanced at him from behind her tinted sunglasses and took of her headphones. "Are you n00bCreamer?" he asked again. She just shook her head and put her music back on.

"Are you n00bCreamer?" he asked Cream Heart. She looked him up and down. He looks almost exactly like she expected. The glasses, the goatee, even the cosplay wizard cape.

"Buy me a drink and I'll tell you," she said. He sat in the bar stool next to her and waved the bartender over and ordered a drink for himself.

"... and whatever the lady will have," he said.

"A Manehattan Iced Tea," she said. Berry Punch returned a minute later with their drinks. Cream took a long sip and set her glass down. "Doctor Heal Good, I presume?" Cream Heart greeted with a raised eyebrow. He cocked his head and it finally dawned on him that was what DrH34lG00d meant.

"The doctor is in," he said in the suavest tone he could manage.

"So were you going to poll every mare in here until you found me?" she asked.

"Well I was hoping to just 'pole' one mare," he said, followed by an awkward chuckle. Cream smirked.

"Cute." She looked at him again and the gears turned in her mind. "I recognize you from somewhere..."

"Me too," he said without thinking. She blushed and looked away. He remembered that she had been a model in a magazine shoot that she probably wasn't particularly proud of.

"So are you actually a doctor?" she asked. "I'm a pediatric nurse. I haven't seen you at Ponyville General."

"No, I work at Princess Twilight Sparkle's School of Friendship. Vice-Headpony Sunburst," he introduced himself.

"Ah, that's right! That's where we know each other from!" Cream Heart said, happy to hear that he was a bonafide decent stallion working at the school, and that he didn't know about her checkered past. "My son went to school there a couple years ago. I'm Cream Heart."

"Well it's nice to meet you. Again." He feigned checking over his shoulder. "Um, should I be worried about his father seeing us?" he asked. Her smile faltered somewhat.

"Brewing Mash hasn't been in the picture for a long time," she said.

"Oh. Sorry."

"No, it's okay. It was tough for a while, but I got my colt through school and now he has his own place. So that's a mission accomplished, to me."

"Cheers." They tapped their glasses together. "So now that you're done being a mom, you've got some free time and... World of Witchcraft?"

"I'll never be 'done' being a mom. But yeah. I used to be a gamer filly back in the day. I actually still have my original Joy Boy. But I put all that aside when I became a parent. And he got me into the new games generation. I hear he's making games of his own now."

"Wow! An original Joy Boy? I'd love to try playing that some time. Does it still work?" he asked. She smiled.

"Yes, in fact," she said. "Just because something is older, doesn't mean it's not still fully functional. As long as it's shown a little tender loving care." She gave him a coy grin. "I have to wonder though, Sunburst, if you would even know what to do with an... older model?" she asked, putting her hoof on his leg.

"Well I do like to go antiquing." His eyes scanned the room briefly before looking back into her eyes. "I know how to pick out a real treasure. Real treasures are ageless. And I find that they don't make things..." he looked her up and down, "... quite like they used to. So when I find something that's been neglected for far too long, I'd like to think that I'd know exactly what to do... to give it precisely the kind of hooves-on care it needs..." he put his hoof on her leg, "... and deserves."

Cream chewed her lip for a moment, clearly thinking it over. "Okay... Okay. Yeah." Cream Heart finished her drink quickly and called for the check, grabbed him by his goatee, and practically dragged him back to her house.

Weeks later

"Welcome back," Sunburst greeted as his roommate walked in the front door of their condo, back from his most recent trip to Sire's Hollow. "Hearth's Warming came early this year." He pointed at the discreet, plain cardboard box on the kitchen table in front of his roommate. The return address was an unassuming post box number in Las Pegasus. Button nearly dove on it. "Ah ah!" Sunburst pulled the box away. "Did you get what I asked for?"

Button Mash reached into his bag and tossed the envelope of photos across the table. Sunburst opened the envelope and looked at them. It was photos of Stellar Flare in a wide variety of very lewd and explicit poses.

"Holy shit, these are incredible! How did you get these?" Sunburst asked.

"Camera technology has come a long way," Button said, taking off his glasses and sliding them across the table, pointing at the pinhole lens integrated into the frame. "I don't normally wear my glasses Stella, but I really want to be able to see you while we're making love!" he recited. "And! I got you a bonus." He reached back in his bag and tossed Sunburst a pair of Stellar's used panties. He caught them with his magic and brought them to his nose to smell her.

"She smells like heaven!" Sunburst was practically wearing them on his face while Button tore open the box. Inside was every mint back-issue printings of Playcolt magazine featuring Cream Heart. He flipped through each one in turn, seeing new old pictures of his young mother. "You didn't cum inside her though, right!?" Sunburst asked, lifting the panties away for a moment.

"No."

"I'm serious! Did you cum inside my mother!?"

"For the hundredth time, NO!" Button said. "Trust me, she wanted me to, but you and I swore an oath! Plus I needed to leave her wanting to come to Ponyville. And besides, I'm saving up for tonight!"

"Okay.... Okay." Sunburst relaxed back into his chair with Stellar's panties over his face. "Oh, and one more thing," Sunburst's muffled voice said from under Stellar's panties. "I did a little cross-referencing and it turned out that your mom did more than just Playcolt." He held up a separate padded envelope. "She also did a video... for Rustler!"

"Rustler!?" Button gasped.

Playcolt magazine featured lewd images of mares in a variety of provocative outfits and poses. And while still considered 'smut' by many, Huge Heifer prided himself on at least trying to be tasteful about it. Rustler, on the other hoof, was nothing like that. It was just as hardcore and perverted as the printed medium could be. And that was before Steel Flint expanded his industry into the pornographic video market.

Sunburst slid the envelope across the table.

"I don't know what it is," Sunburst said. "I haven't watched it. I haven't even opened it. I don't know if you want to watch it. But you know how Rustler is, and we can destroy it right now if you want." Button picked it up. It was likewise discreetly packaged. Indeed, it was still sealed.

"A Rustler video... It could be my mother taking a dump on a pony's chest. Getting knotted by a pack diamond dogs! Or in the center of a fucking zebra gangbang watersports bukkake! It could be ANYTHING!" Button shrieked. "Of course I want to watch it!" Button tore open the envelope and the video case slid out.

"What is it?" Sunburst asked, taking the panties off his face again. Button turned it around to show him. "Rustler's Best Bloopers?"

"A collection of the best actresses and funniest scenes that never made it into the final cut of our videos," Button read the back. He looked up at Sunburst. "Of all the things she could have been in, this is by far, the BEST possible thing!" he squealed. He ran over to the entertainment center and put the video in. The title popped up and they started the series, fast-forwarding and skimming through the scenes until they could find her. "Blowjob barf... messy anal pullout... queef super-cut?" They watched that for about thirty seconds. "Okay, that got old fast. Let's see, stallion cums so hard he craps himself, billiard ball gets stuck, a slip-and-fall super-cut... Where's Mom?" He skipped through a few more scenes.

"Oh shit."

"Oh shit!"

There laid Cream Heart on a bed, a mare with legs spread, a hoof playing with herself.

There laid Cream Heart, a heavily pregnant mare.

"I guess this means that technically you were in a porn video too," Sunburst said. Button was an inch away from the screen, watching his pregnant mother masturbate.

On the screen, a stallion walked into the bedroom, wearing a schoolbag. "I'm home early from school."

"There's no way that pony is a student," Sunburst complained. "I mean look at him, the dude has a five O'Clock shadow!"

"Maybe it's the husband taking night courses or something?" Button said.

"Good thing, too. It looks like you need it bad, Mom!" the stallion said, throwing off his book bag.

"MOM!?" Button and Sunburst said in stereo. The stallion pulled her over to the edge of the bed and began fucking her without any foreplay whatsoever.

"Incest porn?" Sunburst mused. "The plot thickens..."

"Oh Son!" Cream Heart moaned. "Don't cum inside Mommy or else you'll get her pregnant again!"

"Bum bum bum!" Sunburst said, feigning drama.

The stallion started getting really into it and so did Cream Heart. "Yes! Mash Mommy's button! Mommy's so proud of you, Son!" Button's jaw nearly reached the floor. Sunburst just turned and looked at him before laughing so hard he was nearly in tears. "D.P.S. me harder!" she said.

Sunburst was rolling on the floor, dying of laughter. "I can't- I can't breathe!"

"You're gonna make Mommy cum!" Cream said. A moment later her pussy squirted a huge gush of liquid out from around his dick. "Oh shit! Oh shit!" she yelped. The stallion immediately stopped fucking her and backed away. "I think my water broke!"

The camera shook and was left laying at an oblique angle with the mic boom hanging in front of it as the camera and sound ponies rushed into the frame to help her. "Get some towels!" "Not those towels, clean towels!" "We need to take her to the hospital." "Watch out for the-" The camera shook suddenly and went sideways as the camera pony slipped and fell. The video went to static before going black and the next blooper scene started a moment later with a different actress.

"I can't believe you were born on a porn set," Sunburst said.

"I can't believe I was named after porno dialogue!" Button said, returning to the beginning of her scene before turning it off.

"Well I hope you're still ready because our big dates are tonight," Sunburst said. "You're not gonna back out on me, are you?"

"No, of course not," Button said, gathering up the magazines to put away in his room. "We've been planning this for weeks and weeks."

"Is your room ready?" Sunburst asked.

"It's been ready!" Button said. "Just don't take too long once I get her ready."

"I'm more worried about going off too soon," he said.

"Are you nervous?" Button asked.

"I'm terrified," Sunburst admitted. "But I want this more than anything else in the world."

"Yeah, me too," Button said. "For both."

They sat there in silence for a moment.

"What's going to happen after tonight?" Button asked. "I mean, we planned for everything up to this point. But depending on how things go..."

"They're single mares..." Sunburst said.

"Yeah, but we're not our fathers," Button said. "We're better than that."

"Are we?" Sunburst asked, considering what they were planning to do. "Are we really better? How are we not almost certainly worse?"

"Because we love them!" Button said. "And... and I don't want this to just be a one-time thing!"

"Button, if we-" Sunburst bit his words. "That's a big commitment. The biggest!"

"I'm willing to do it. But you have to be as well!" he said. "Why? Would you not want to?" he asked. Sunburst opened his mouth to reply but thought about it. He really thought about it.

"I do want to," Sunburst said at last. "Yeah! I will! I'll ask for her hoof if it come to that."

"Really?" Button asked.

"Absolutely! It would be my honor to be your new stepfather!" Sunburst said.

"It would be my honor to be your new stepfather!" Button said back. The clock on the wall chimed the time. "The hour approaches. She's on the next train. You better go get ready."