Doki Doki Displaced in Equestria

by HeartfireFirebrand

Chapter 2: Shock and Awe

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June was looking around in confusion as were Star and Windy who had no idea why they were not statues. The two Alicorns were equally stunned, Autumn rolled her eyes “Listen to me, Princesses Luna and Celestia I have the ability to more or less rewrite reality. I am not even sure how far it goes but it allowed me to simply make the four of us immune to the Elements of Harmony.”

Both Alicorns gasped, this power was far beyond even Discord’s. Autumn frowned “I have no interest in causing you or your ponies any problems. Still being threatened with being a garden statue is hardly a warm welcome for guests new to Equestria. Believe it or not we came from another world were your kind don’t exist. We are not even sure how we got here.”

Luna frowned “Those ladies speaketh the sooth sist'r, mine own element tells me so. We has't did act hastily and without bethought, we wilt off'r those folk recompense.”

Celestia turned to the four of them “What couldst I possibly doth to aid thee four in thy endeavours?”

The four girls huddled together, Autumn whispered with a smile “I do have a few ideas, until we find a way home I suggest we do as the people who we are would. We should open an Equestrian branch of the Doki Doki Literature Club, we should also find ourselves place of residence.”

Star smiled as she whispered “I’m up for that.”

Windy smirked “I wouldn’t mind reading books and making some friends. This might just a fun place to be in, after all we might have a thousand years of villains arriving.”

June rolled her eyes “Of course you would say that” she then nodded “I would like to read with you four and any others who may join our little club.”

The group soon separated, Autumn smiled “We wish to be granted a place of residence and be granted a building to open a Literature Club.”

Luna nodded “We can has't yond done by tomm'row, we can assureth thee yond 'twill beest eft f'r thee. In the meantime we shall alloweth thee stayeth in the castle, isn't yond right sist'r.”

Celestia nodded with a smile “Forsooth, anon I asketh if 't be true thee couldst joineth us f'r lunch?”

Star jumped up and down excitedly “We would love to! We haven't’ eaten since we got here!”

Windy nodded with a smirk “What my excitablefriend here meant to say was that we would love to join you. She just get a bit too excited sometimes.”

Luna laughed “Th're is nothing wrong with getting excit'd” she then frowned “We nev'r hath asked thy names. May thee prithee introduceth yourselves?”

Autumn frowned “We have two names technically and we need to think about which one we are going with. I mean the chanced of us returning to our home world is unlikely to, besides it’s always been the four of us against the world. Grew up in the same orphanage.”

Celestia blinked in shock “Thy from anoth'r w'rld… but how! yond kind of pow'r is rare coequal 'mongst the greatest of charm us'rs!”

June frowned “That is not important right now, we have no idea of how we got here. We just had our photo taken, regardless we should introduce ourselves. I’d say we take our new names rather than our old ones.”

Autumn smiled “I agree, a new start and a new life. I’m Monika.”

Star bounced excitedly “I’m Sayori, Natsuki is the short one and the eldest of us is Yuri!”

Natsuki growled her face glowing red “I’m not that short!”

Celestia smiled “Thee seemeth liketh such valorous cater-cousins, nev'r loseth yond. Thee has't the rest of thy liveth to leadeth.”

Monika smiled “Well we’ll be around as long as you, I’m confident I could make the four of us immortal. It would be as simple as coding it in, something I have gained a natural knack for since coming here.”

Luna’s eyes widened in shock “Thee can maketh others immortal!”

Yuri rubbed her head as she looked at the golden soundproofing barrier “Thank goodness, I don’t want to be assailed by ponies who wish for us to make them immortal. Seriously some ponies will cause you a lot of trouble if you gave them that much time.”

Monika frowned “I agree that would be bad” she then shook her head “Let’s go and get some food.”

The two Alicorns nodded sending the elements away, the four exited the throne room. The guards outside growled “Princesses, wherefore haven’t thee done about these monst'rs!”

Luna growled “First off, their not monst'rs!” She then took a deep breath “Those gents w're able to maketh themselves immune to the pow'r of the Elements of Harmony. Those ladies did explain how those ladies w're able to stand ho the elements from affecting those folk and the Element of Honesty disc'rn'd those ladies w're telling the sooth. Those ladies cullionly us nay harmeth.”

The Guard that lead the squad earlier frowned at Celestia “Princess, if 't be true those ladies couldst stand ho the elements then haply those ladies can dissemble those folk too? Thee can und'rstand mine own conc'rn.”

Luna muttered as Celestia frowned “If 't be true those ladies hadst ill intentions then is nothing we couldst doth, those ladies has't pow'rs yond wouldst maketh Discord behold liketh a clown. Those gents couldst wipeth our nation off the visage of the w'rld if 't be true those gents so chooseth and th're is nothing yond anypony couldst doth to stand ho those folk.”

Monika’s eyes narrowed as she saw the look in Luna’s eyes, a slight bit of hurt lingered in the. She whispered “I think we can see the start of Nightmare Moon, this timeline is already vastly different from the show. Maybe we can prevent some of disasters to come.” They turned to see the guard had stepped aside, they followed the Princesses through the stone halls covered with the banners of both Princesses.

Yuri whispered “Are you sure that could even happen, what if we make a mistake and screw something up?”

Natsuki whispered “We are going to help her, we aren’t going to do anything rash. Maybe even just be a supporting voice.”

They soon arrived in a massive room decorated with fine cloths and silk, Sayori gasped “This place is the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life! A grand circular table was covered in a stunning silk table cloth.”

Celestia smiled “Well that’s valorous, t means we has't done our job well. T wouldn’t beest valorous if 't be true the cubiculo to dine with f'reign dignitaries wasn’t opulent, we has't to gib'r to our guests.”

Yuri frowned “Does that mean you will provide meat, our species are omnivores. I hope that doesn’t offend you too much.”

Celestia winced slightly but Luna roared in excitement “Rejoiceth, somepony yond I can enjoyeth meat with! ponies receiveth so squeamish at which hour me and mine own night guardeth dine on gudgeon, yet high-lone being able to consume oth'r types o meat!”

Celestia frowned as she saw the day guards trembling around the room “Thy scaring the ponies 'round thee sist'r. Can thee prithee tone down thy joy of … eating meat.”

Natsuki growled “Celestia, don’t you realise howbigoted it is to deny the rights of meat eaters. If you ever wish to get to a point with the Dragons, Griffons and Minotaurs diplomatically than you must to get used to them eating in meat in your presence and your ponies need to get used to it as well.”

Celestia's eyes narrowed “I don’t liketh the idea of letting predat'rs walketh amongst our ponies. What if 't be true those gents decideth to taketh a biteth out of somepony walking by those folk on the street? T sounds liketh a t'rrible idea.”

Monika grimaced “You live in a world with those who eat meat, you should not consider yourself better than those. There is a difference between not eating meat and looking down on those who do, there are too many of the later in the world I came from.”

Luna hit her sister on the back of the head “Has't thee f'rgotten all dec'rum, sist'r! These art our guests and thou art treating those folk way too harshly! So prithee f'r once in thy life hark to something yond I am declaring! It’s lacking valor enow yond I has't to beest up at this ungodly hour, I has't night patrols and dreameth duties lat'r!”

Celestia rolled her eyes “It’s not liketh thee dram night excursions art yond imp'rtant. Th're art many m're things yond needeth prop'r attention, liketh the running of our nation and a most wondrous'r grasp of politics.”

The four human’s eyes widened as Luna snarled “Sist'r, thee knoweth what I’m going to receiveth some rest. I don’t needeth knoweth aught about thy no more brain than stone politics, i has't to doth the not imp'rtant things liketh holp protecteth our ponies from the creatures yond wend jowl in the night.” Luna stormed out of the room as the four girls glared at the Solar Princess for her foolhardy actions.


Author's Note

I hope you are enjoying this story and what I'm doing with it.

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