A Chaotic Affair

by Autumnblazelover61

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Romance, Shining Armor, Sex, Profanity, Discord
Length: 4877

Princess Cadence cheats on Shining Armor... again. But this time, things are a little different.

Discord arrives in the Crystal Empire, seeking some help from the lovely Princess Cadence with a sickness. Except this time, it isn’t a regular cold like the Blue Flu... he’s lovesick! And to his surprise, Cadence is just as excited for some sex, as Shining Armor's performances in bed have been a little... lax, as of late. But is she really going as far as to plow one of Equestria's greatest threats?

Yeah, I guess she is.

Contains: Hardcore sex, dirty talking between a pony and a draconequus, and a very naughty cheating princess, with a few messy parts here and there.

Contest entry for Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest

Artwork is by PaperPony

Published 2020-03-23 04:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-03-23 04:10:01 UTC

Sex with a Draconequus

Discord's hoof touched the crystal clear roads of the Crystal Empire as he materialized into the ginormous city out of thin air. He was greeted with the breeze of the usual warm air and the busy sounds of the townsfolk going about their day around him. "Hmph! Some empire! Where’s the welcome committee?" He muttered as he fanned himself with an overly large fan.

He was glad he was able to send himself straight into the city. He knew he wouldn’t have made it if he had to walk through all that freezing snow falling outside the empire. His body was already in enough trouble. The past few days had been a nightmare on the draconequus.

Ever since Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash had been called by the map to a friendship problem outside of Equestria a few days ago, he had laid in bed, lustful and horny, trying in vain to stroke his cock enough to pleasure himself, but it wasn’t as good as any of the jobs either of the two Pegasi had ever given him. Either that, or his lion paw simply wasn’t strong enough to get a reaction.

After some thinking, Discord came to the realization that he would need to find somepony else to have sex with, somepony with more experience, and his mind eventually settled on a princess. Unfortunately, while Twilight had certainly had her fair share of fucks with Flash Sentry, she was too busy working on other princess duties to help him. Celestia and Luna weren’t much help, either, as neither of them really had any experience in the area. Then Discord had thought of Princess Cadence.

He knew for a fact that the Crystal Princess, who currently lived in the Crystal Empire, of course, had banged her lover Shining Armor multiple times in the past, and they had a baby to prove it. He wasn’t sure if Shining Armor would really be OK with his wife giving pussy to him, the Lord Of Chaos, but he was overwhelmed by the heat at this point and his cock was aching to enter a vagina, no matter where in or out of Equestria it was coming from. So without thinking he snapped his sweaty fingers and removed himself from his damp bed, and brought himself to the empire in a desperate search of his sexual target.

As his stubby cloven hoofs walked along the gravel on the city streets, Discord looked around at the massive kingdom surrounding him. The colourful buildings, the sparkling ponies of all different varieties, and the big yellow sun shining down on the Empire like an oversized lightbulb. The draconequus already felt like he was being cooked like a piece of meat, and the sun certainly wasn’t helping matters. He quickly flew to the sidewalk and snapped up an umbrella and a yellow rain coat and took a deep breath. "This better be worth it. If Cadence can’t give me head like Fluttershy can, I’m in trouble." He thought hopefully. "I can’t wait to just feel her inside me. I don’t care if she has some kind of disease like Swamp Fever, or the Feather Flu. I’m having her, and that’s that."

Shuffling along the glistening sidewalk, Discord glared down at the foals playing hopscotch, and they screamed and ran away in fear of the creature as he lumbered last them. "Ugh, those children are being so... childish! These imbeciles are acting like I have the plague! Don’t they read the papers around here? I’ve been reformed for years!" He muttered. He wiped the sweat from his furry brow as he looked around to try and take his mind off his troubles.

As Discord walked, he felt his engorged dick under his raincoat becoming wetter and wetter as everything he passed in the big city seemed to mock him. He glanced over at a park bench and saw a crystal pony couple kissing madly on the bench like there was no one else around watching. Discord's claw hand gripped onto the umbrella within an inch of its life, and he licked his lips as he watched their tongues go to work on each other’s tonsils. If Discord hadn’t been distracted, he would have snapped himself into the place of the stallion and given the lucky mare the ride of her life.

He looked away from them and his shaky red eyes landed on a group of young mare’s in a garden of some kind, on their knees planting some daffodils in the rich soil. All four of them were facing away from Discord and their asses were sticking out in his face. They were wet and sweaty and they were shaking their tails in his face as if daring him to mount them. And he would have, but at that moment one of them turned to grab her water bottle and saw Discord watching her, tongue hanging out of his mouth like a slobbering dog, and she screamed and splashed the cold water in his face. The feeling of the freezing liquid on his face was a wonderful break from the heat, but now these mare’s were coming at him with their shovels and he had to think fast.

Discord put his wings to work and flew away from the scene, not stopping until he had turned a corner and was sure he had lost them. After all that flying, felt immense pain in his nether regions and gazed down at his bulging member which was popping out of the bottom of his raincoat like he was some kind of balloon animal. He reached his lion paw down and tried to force it back in, but it was as hard as solid concrete and wouldn’t budge.

"Hey, pal! You look like you could use a refreshment!" A cheery voice called out. Discord looked up from his cock and saw a sparkling green stallion with a yellow mane standing before him in the quiet street, who appeared to be selling sausages. "I’ve got some nice hot wieners for sale here! Come and get it while they’re, well... hot." The pony laughed.

WIENERS!? Discord felt his cheeks start to burn to match his neglected dick. He looked up and down the street and couldn’t see anypony else. Oh, if only this retched cur was a mare! I could do him right here and be done with this place!

"How dare you laugh at me? I am the Lord Of Chaos!" Discord said angrily as he stepped towards the stallion in the street, trying to bring as little attention to his shiny cock as possible. "And I’m not here to buy some silly tchotchkes! I’m here to see the Princess!"

"The princess?" The stallion looked Discord over and suddenly noticed the long reddish-brown meat-stick protruding from his coat. "Well, geez pal, I don’t know what she’s want from a creature like you! And anyways, she’s taken. She’s probably up there in her castle right now, blowing that royal husband of her's. Man, is he ever lucky. Like this one time, he... "

Discord shoved a bag of bits into the stallion's mouth to shut him up and gasped as he realized the glorious sight towering above him: the Crystal Palace! It stood tall, pointing straight up to the sky and shining in the sunlight. It was kind of ironic: the building was just as erect as Discord's cock, which had already sprung a leak and began trickling cum onto the streets where he stood, wetting the ground beneath his hooves with his glowing white semen, and the poor stallion in front of him had his front hooves splattered as well. He decided to ignore it. He didn’t need another health complaints.

And who's beautiful smiling face should be plastered on a giant banner hanging from the castle but Cadence, the Crystal Princess, and Discord's future partner, herself. The draconequus smiled and closed his eyes as he pictured the scenario in his head...

"Oh, Discord, you’re the most handsome draconequus I’ve ever met." Princess Cadence gushed as she let Discord's cock slide even farther into her tight clit. "Oh yes, my dear, and you’re the most beautiful pony I’ve ever had the pleasure of having sex with this side of the astral plane... well, that I can remember." Discord said with a chuckle as he looked up at the young mare from where he was laying underneath her on the pink heart-shaped bed that they were lying on, which was covered in rises and sex toys that the two had been using. Now they had their arms around each other and were kissing nonstop. "I’m glad Shining Armor isn’t around to see this. He would lose his mind if he saw you doing me like this. But he could never, ever, EVER fuck me like you are right now. He’s such a worry wart." She smiled warmly with her half-lidded eyes staring right into his. as she makes them both wet with a creamy gift from her vagina, making them both moan, and-

"Uh, buddy?" The stallion wiped Discord's precum from where it was now gathering on his muzzle as he poked him in the chest to get his attention. "Are you gonna buy a sausage or just stand there and spray me?" Discord was back to Earth and scowled at the pony who had interrupted his fantasy. "Oh, nothing, I was just having a little dream- which is ABOUT to become a reality! And if you don’t mind, I think I WILL sample a few of your sausages! I think I’ll be needing them for a certain event." Discord snapped his fingers and spawned a backpack, and levitated nearly half the sausages from the cart into it, shoved another bag of bits into the stallion's mouth, and teleported away before he could say another word.

***

The inside of the crystal castle was, in a word, quiet. Most of the guards were either on break or patrolling the city for any dangers. Nearly every room, quarters, and hallway in the castle was empty, with nothing but the regular humming of the air conditioners and the echoing of hoofsteps to fill the creepy silence. In one hallway, however, trotted the royal Crystal Princess herself, Cadence. She was walking impatiently through the dismal shining hallways of the castle for her husband, Shining Armor. She was very upset and was itching to have some alone time with him.

"Shining Armor! Babe? Where are you?" She called out into the long, empty corridors, unable to hide the irritation in her voice as she searched for her neglectful husband. He was supposed to have put Flurry Heart down for her nap by now so they could have some time afterwards for sex. But it seemed he had better things to do... again. She felt an uncomfortable feeling down below in her uterus as she walked, and she left a small trail of semen dribbling behind her on the castle floor, sitting and waiting for it to be found and mopped up by a disgusted cleaning crew. She reached up and felt her wet pussy and cringed at how messy it was becoming. She desperately needed some alone time with her hubby right now.

The immense heat engulfing the empire that day had taken its toll on her, just like what Discord was suffering. She needed a big wet cock to slide into her awaiting hole right this minute. But as she walked along, it became obvious that her husband had once again left her hanging.

Cadence gave a frustrated gasp as she stomped into her bedroom and threw herself onto her and Shining's big bed. "Oh, WHY must he torture me like this? Doesn’t he care if I get lonely?"

She felt her vagina continuing to wet itself and she acted quickly and levitated over some sponges to soak up the mess. She had to use them a lot lately on her impatient little pussy, even when Shining Armor had had sex with her. That puny little cock of his was never enough to satisfy her lust nowadays.

The heat-stricken princess thought about what she had been going through the past week, ever since Shining Armor had called for an increase in the castle for security. She assumed it was just another one of his famous lousy excuses to stay away from the bedroom as often as possible. With him gone for most of the day, she had taken to getting every kind of sexy toy she could get her hooves on and using it on her gaping pussy, but even that wasn’t enough after a while.

Then Cadence gritted her teeth as she remembered Spearhead. That sexy, smooth-talking stallion was always her true love interest before Shining Armor had come into her life. He loved talking about art and it made her enjoy it too, as she began getting closer to him and trying to sex her way into his life. Even after she married Shining Armor she still thought of Spearhead from time to time, wishing she could just start over and marry his delicious-looking ass instead. She groped her vagina even harder at the thought of him going to town on her.

But alas, here she was instead, suffering on her empty bed in this unrelenting heat, wishing for Shining Armor to return. Suddenly, she heard a sound coming from out in the hallway, which was easy to pick up due to the total lack of any other sounds except for Cadence's longing moaning. It was the voice of a guard. Spearhead, she realized. He was talking with the castle maid.

"I’m just saying, A Million Golden Wyvern's Watching A Sunset is going to be a HIT! Which art museum do you think will notice it first?" Spear said.

Cadence simpered and stuck her tongue out quite seductively and fanned herself with her dry hoof upon hearing his voice.

"Uh, do I KNOW you?" The maid responded, sounding as annoyed as Cadence. It seemed the heat was getting on everyone’s nerves today.

Cadence was about to shout out for Spearhead, when suddenly, something strange happened.

The doors to her bedroom magically closed themselves and locked, slowly, as to not make much sound. Then, the chandelier on the ceiling poofed itself away, and was replaced by small, circular studio lights, which turned on and filled the room with a dark red colour, and then they slowly dimmed and the whole room turned a darkish red, giving the place a more romantic vibe. As if that wasn’t enough, rose-coloured petals suddenly began falling down on the princess from somewhere above, covering her and the wet spots of the bed in them.

Cadence thought she must be having some sort of strange sex-fueled hallucination, but she knew it had to be real when there was a low burst of magic before her eyes and a familiar draconequus smoothly lowered itself onto the bed, feeling the cool dampness of her sweat and cum on the blanket beneath his toes as he gave Cadence a warm smile. Cadence looked him up and down. He was the regular old Discord, except now he was wearing a rather loose-fitting robe that was parted rather roughly, displaying the front of his body with his robust brown chest puffed out, and below, of course, was his long slimy meat-stick extruding like a finger pointing towards the princess, ready for some fun.

His hair was coated in grease and slicked back, and the rest of the fur on his body was brushed over as well. In one hand he held a big jar of anal lube, and in the other he had a large bag full of sex toys.

"Well, well, well. Isn’t this delightful?" Discord put down his things on the bed, and scooped up some petals in his hands, and after playing with them in his clutches for a minute, he blew them into Cadence's face, smiling all the while. "Here we are, alone in this room. Me, the Lord Of Chaos, and you, the Crystal Princess. The perfect setting, the perfect day, the perfect... well, us! And best of all, the perfect music..."

His ears perked up as he realized there was no music.

"Stupid thing never works when you need it..." He muttered as he snapped his fingers and immediately a romantic violin began playing from somewhere in the distance. It filled the room and helped set the scene for the romance he was trying to thrust onto Cadence...and he would be thrusting PLENTY onto her in a minute. She was confused by his behaviour, yet very aroused. She sat up in silence as her big round eyes went from Discord's eyes, to his chest, to his penis, and back.

"Discord, you look, uh... different, today." She said, never taking her eyes off of his massive cock. She had no idea what else would have been appropriate to say in this kind of situation, but her mind was racing and her heart was pounding inside her chest and she suddenly couldn’t stop admiring how hot Discord looked. She smiled and crawled a little closer to him so that her mouth was on the same level as his cock. "That’s a pretty nice dick you have there."

Discord gave a toothy grin and put his hands on his slender hips as he shook his monster member around in her face. "Oh, I’m glad you like it. Because in a moment, like your heart, it will be pumping inside you." He couldn’t help but grin at his own joke and began slowly stroking his cock in preparation for what was to come.

Cadance gazed longingly at the wet dick hanging just inches from her face as the draconequus gave it a good rub-down. She couldn’t help but admire it. She never knew Discord had been keeping such a well-built body all these years, for such a strange friendless villain. He looked even more luscious than Shining Armor when she was trying to get him hard.

She felt like she was under some kind of love spell that was making her suddenly attracted to the villain. Or maybe it was his warm smile and mood, or the Lioneigh Richie music filling her ears. Whatever it was, it was making her so horny... she couldn’t control it...

Without thinking, she sat up, threw off the glass shoe on her right hoof, and grabbed Discord's penis in her hoof and squeezed it gently. "Where’d you get those pickup lines, an online dating site? Why don’t I take over?"

The princess smirked as she started moving her wet hoof up and down the smooth stretch of his slimy brown cock like it was nothing. She felt her way from the tip of the penis to the end and back again, grinning up at the surprised draconequus as she was doing so. "Betcha Fluttershy never stroked you like this, huh?" She felt a rush of excitement flowing through her body as she continued stroking Discord's penis. It felt so strange doing this to a non-pony creature. She had no idea what a wonderful feeling it could be doing this to an exotic creature like him.

As she worked her hoof back and forth across his penis, she began to lean in and tease him with a few little licks on the wet lips of his cock, flicking her tongue around on the surface as it began convulsing and squirming in her grasp. She grabbed it firmly, and she closed her eyes and planted a big sloppy kiss on his cock, leaving a big red stain from where her lips had made their mark.

Discord shivered from the sensation of the blowjob he was receiving. He hadn’t expected it to be like this at all. Here was one of the most prestigious rulers in the land, literally on her knees giving him one of the best BJ's he’d ever recovered from a pony in his life.

"I say, you’re pretty good at this. I guess you’ve had some practice with your Shining Armor." He grunted as he looked down at the undulating alicorn as she continued stroking his member. She removed her mouth from where she had it wrapped around it’s base and looked up at him with a scowl. "Of course not, you idiot. Asshole hardly ever pays me attention. Why else do you think I’d be giving head to YOU of all creatures, you bitch?"

"Oh yeah, call me a bitch." Discord winced and shut his eyes as he placed his lion's paw on the back of Cadence's head and held it tight, soaking his sweat into it like a towel, as she had made her way down to Discord's ballsack, with was suspended below his cock like two big balloons waiting to burst. That wasn’t a problem for Cadence, though. She was always ready for a challenge.

She wiped the cum and saliva mix from her mouth, and without hesitation, stretched her mouth over the entirety of his right testicle, shoving it firmly into her mouth as she began sucking on it like a lollipop. It was almost too much for Discord to take. He squeezed his claws deeper into the untrimmed forest of her hair and squinted his eyes as they began leaking with hot tears.

He felt like he was in heaven, a princess, let alone a hot one, currently had one of his balls in her mouth and her fast-moving hoof still placed on his cock like nothing Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash had ever pulled off.

The rush was amazing, he felt so alive.

"Mmm, momma's getting kind of hot down here." Cadence said with an excited gasp as she released her grip on Discord's balls and began stroking his cock with both her hooves now, as it began to rose and became even more stiffer then it had before as she touched it affectionately. "I think my big boy is about to blow his load."

Discord chuckled and snapped his fingers from where his hand was still placed behind her head and immediately an astronaut helmet appeared on his head. "Ooh, god, that’s 3...2...1... BLAST OFF!"

***

Cadence had hardly any time to react as the dams suddenly broke, and she was blinded by a huge stream of a white, gooey liquid that sprayed all over her face. It poured out of Discord's cock like water from a faucet, as he moaned and whined from the big load he was delivering onto her. Cadence, meanwhile had her mouth, ears, and anything else above her neck filled with the gooey stuff. She had no words to describe the amazing feeling, not that she could probably get anything out with how full her mouth was.

Discord looked down at the blobby white mess plastered on the pony's flushed face, and he smiled sheepishly and snapped up a few flying tissues that began to clean up the mess. "Now THAT was something! That cuckhold Shining Armor never made that big of a mess!" She said, the fresh cum bubbling out of her mouth as she gasped and spoke gently.

"Well, I have had some practice, you know." Discord said as he stepped off the bed and stretched.

Cadance rubbed her vagina and cursed. Even after all that excitement it was still wet and hurting for some attention. She groaned and flopped back on the mattress and looked up at Discord, as he reached his appendages all the way around his body and pushed backwards. "Hold on, cowboy. I’ve seen you deliver to me in my mouth, but how good are you with anal sex?" Discord turned and looked at her. "You know, when you take your dick and shove it up a girl's butt? Has Fluttershy never done that with you?"

Discord looked nervous and rubbed his sweaty shoulder anxiously. "Eh, well, I wouldn’t say 'never done it', it’s just that we, well, never thought that either of us wanted to try it, and-"

"Maybe you need some motivation." Cadence spoke softly. She laid back and stretched her legs apart, giving the draconequus a good long look at her large wet pussy. His eyes were bigger than his stomach, which itself was pretty big, as he watched her move a hoof to pleasure herself for a brief minute before touching her hoof to her tongue and gesturing for Discord to approach her. "Come on over and show your princess how it’s done."

Discord couldn’t resist. He kept his eyes on the princess's teasing snatch as he slowly crawled up the wet, messy bed, and upon reaching her, he lifted himself up to reveal his veiny bulging cock, which was still as erect as ever, dripping some leftover cum onto the bed below.

Cadence smiled and rolled over onto her thin belly and stuck out her large pink ass in his face as she began fondling her vagina. "Go on. Plow me until I’m seeing stars." For a petite pony she had quite a round plump butt. It jiggled before Discord's eyes as a single drop of sweat ran down her left cheek.

Discord smirked and rolled up the fur on his sleeves, and without saying another word he used his magic to pull Cadence's ass cheeks apart, ignoring her moans and whines as he was doing so, and once they were firmly separated he inserted his big meat-stick in and began pumping himself inside her like there was no tomorrow.

***

A few hours later, outside in the hallway, Shining Armor was marching down the shiny blue floor, clad in his purple guard uniform, with Flurry Heart on his head, and her royal Crystaller Sunburst by his side, feeding her her bottle. It was nighttime now, and the windows reflected nothing but the purple night sky outside.

"I’ve gotta say," Sunburst said as he adjusted his glasses and looked up at Shining Armor. "You’ve been doing a great job upgrading the castle's defence system these past few days."

Shining Armor sighed. "I know. It’s been great. But I’m a little worried about Cadence. I think she’s getting a little annoyed because we haven’t had much time in bed lately. I guess she’s just sexually frustrated because I’m always away and ignoring her. You know what I mean?"

Sunburst blushed and looked away as he adjusted his glasses again. "Oh, uh-no, no, I certainly wouldn’t know..."

As they turned a corner and approached the master bedroom, they suddenly heard Cadence's indistinguishable voice, moaning and gasping from inside. Followed by the grunting of an unfamiliar masculine voice. It didn’t take a genius between the two to figure out that there was probably trouble unfolding.

Shining Armor levitated Flurry Heart to Sunburst without saying a word and threw himself onto the locked door, trying to knock it down. "Cadence! Sweetheart! What’s going on in there!" He demanded to know, as he finally bucked the door over and was shocked as he ran in and saw the scene that had unfolded in the now darkened room.

There laid Cadence, splayed out on her back in the middle of the bed, covered in globs of fresh cum that clung to her body like a clingy sweater. She rolled her head over and looked at Shining Armor sleepily. "Oh, hey, babe. Back so soon? I had some fun while you were gone." She drowned like he had done something wrong.

Shining Armor grew furious as he identified the second figure, curled up next to Cadence, covered in a similar amount of cum, gently licking the lips of her pussy, as he looked up at the guard, and smacking his lips with a mocking smile on his face. "Oh, hello dere. We’ve been waiting for you for a while." Discord teased. "I imagine you must be tired after a long day of avoiding your duties.... in bed, that is."

Shining Armor growled and aimed his horn at the draconequus. "You have thirty seconds to explain why you just came to my house and fucked my wife."

Discord yawned as he climbed to his feet and yawned as he stretched. His member was now much smaller and flopping below his crotch like a wet sausage. "Oh, I don’t know. I think we both just had a little too much of this heat." He levitated off the ground and floated towards Shining Armor. "And I’d say you must be excited to finally come home and see your wife like this, happy and satisfied from the wonderful evening I was able to provide. You really did pick the perfect alicorn to marry. I’d say she’s a keeper. Well, I’d better be heading home. I can’t wait to tell Fluttershy all about this!"

He frowned and gestured to the drenched, snoozing Cadence on the bed before disappearing. "She’s all yours!"

After Discord had left, Shining Armor just stared into space for a minute. He then waltzed over to the bed and gazed down at Cadence with a smile. "She IS a keeper. And she’s all mine." He said goodnight to his wife, waltzed out of the room, and blew her a kiss as he gently closed the door.