A Party Somewhere In The Woods
So... I don't know where to begin. I'm not really good at introducing myself. But. My name is Noah. I'm 17 years old and... I'm a bit of a gamer. I always loved playing games during my free time. It always helps me take my mind off of certain things. Like depression, anxiety, homework. But enough of that.
I'm still living with my parents. Because I'm kinda scared to be all by myself. Yeah, I'm a bit of a scaredy cat.
Ok. Enough with the introduction. Let's get straight to the point.
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So there I was, sleeping on my bed. I had a dream where i was apparently in a world full of talking ponies. Which is rather strange because last time I checked, I don't remember even watching the show.
But anyway, as I was having the strangest dream I was ever dreaming of, I woke up to loud music. I grunted.
"Are you kidding me? It's 1:13 AM and my neighbors going ham? C'mon..."
I tried to ignore it but then I heard fire works.
*BOOM*
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
I don't know man. But that fire work literally sounded like it was right beside me. It scared me half to death. I really wanted to sleep. But it looks like I can't really do anything about it. Since my parents are at the store somewhere downtown. I guess it's up to me to go confront my neigh- wait a minute.
"What the?" I looked outside the window and noticed the neighbors house literally had only one light on in the house. And it turns out the music and the fire works weren't my neighbors. I even saw him exit his own house and looked around trying to find the noise. I got up and put my clothes on and went out to join him.
When I got out, he saw me and then walked up to me.
"Was that you playing the music?" He said.
"No. I was asleep until I heard it. At first I thought it was you." I said.
That was until I looked at the forest and noticed something weird. There were lights all around.
"What the?" My neighbor looked and saw where I pointed.
"I wonder what it is." I said curiously.
"Probably nothing. It's probably a party or something." He groaned.
"I guess." I started walking back to my house. When I made it, I went to my closet. I grabbed my beanie, followed by my hoodie and flashlight and went back out.
My neighbor saw me walking towards the woods.
"Where the hell are you going?" He asked.
"I'm gonna go and see what it is." I said.
"Why?" he asked again.
"Curiosity Killed The Cat." I said before walking in the the forest and disappearing.
"That boy's gonna get himself killed." He said before he went for a beer and started chugging it.
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Now here I am. In the woods. And of course it has to be a bit foggy out. Will i get lost? Possibly.
As I walked deeper into the woods I noticed that the atmosphere completely changed. Now it looked like I was playing a irl slender man game.
For some other weird reason. The music I kept hearing, suddenly stopped.
"Wasn't i just hearing music a few minutes ago? Or am I just high and my neighbor is a crackhead?" I sighed as I shined my flashlight onto the trees.
Even though the music is gone, I can still find the direction. But i wonder why the music stopped. Did they somehow know that I'm on the way? Or is it just a coincidence?
I sighed once again. All I can hear is the sound of nature and crickets.
"Why did I think this was a good idea? What was I thinking?" I said to myself.
It's been about 20 minutes walking. Hearing leaves crunch as I walk on them. Hearing owls, the wind, and just nature itself. Now that i think about it. It kinda sounds nice out here. But problem is, wild animals could be around to attack me... fuck! I should've brought something to defend myself!
And then. I heard something near me.
*ROAR*
Wooow. I was just talking about wild animals and look at that. Perfect timing... Perfect timing...
Later... I got bored. At least I got my phone with me. Incase if my flashlight dies out I can always use the flashlight app on my phone.
And the sound I heard from earlier sounded pretty close now.
*ROAR*
You know me. I don't like bears. Matter of fact, I'm not much of an animal person myself. But I DO like cats and dogs. But judging by how close that sounded, I'd better get the fuck out.
I tried to walk away bit it was too late. I turned around only to be making direct eye contact with a bear.
"Uhhhh..... hi....?" I said quietly.
The bear stood on it's hind legs and let out a huge roar before I went dashing off into the woods.
"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!! THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO DIE!!"
I went around jumping on rock to rock trying to avoid the bear. But no matter how far I run. It's always behind me.
"FUCK!!" I shouted out loud.
I eventually tripped and fell and scraped my knee on one of the rocks. And let's just say. It hurted.
I groaned in pain as the bear got closer and closer. I braced for what was about to happen.
'Welp. I guess this is it. If I'm going to die out here, then I hope my mom and dad and ESPECIALLY my friends, Look at my search history. I forgot to delete it.
I closed my eyes waiting until suddenly I heard a voice from behind it.
"Harry? What are you doing? What did you find?"
I slowly looked up until I saw a girl who almost looked like my age. She had yellow skin followed by pink hair.
"Oh celestia! Harry you caught a human!? Hey, human. Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you. Or my friend.
Wait a flipping minute. She's friends with a bear!? And she named it harry!?
What!?
"My name is Fluttershy. And this is Harry." She smiled as the bear waved at me.
What kind of witch craft?
"My name is Noah." I replied.
"It's nice to meet you Noah. Now I ask. What are you doing out here by yourself at this time at night?" She asked.
"Well, I'd thought I'd come to investigate where the music was coming from. Didn't you hear it too?" I said.
"Oohh. You mean the party? Yeah. We have a party that's not that far from here. We can walk together and Harry here will protect us." She smiled at me.
"I guess, that sounds nice." I smiled back.
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Me and this 'Fluttershy' girl were just talking about how we lived our lives to the greatest.
"I graduated collage, I got a job. It feels nice." I said.
"When do you go to work?" She asked.
"Well, It's a few months off. Due to the virus." I said.
"Virus?" She raised an eyebrow.
"The Corona Virus? You never heard of it? It was all over the news." I spoke.
"Oh." Was all she said.
Later, We started hearing music. I was getting a bit nervous now that i got the Corona Virus on my mind.
Nice job Noah. Nice job.
When we FINALLY made it after almost 30 minutes I saw lights and I heard loud music. I kept hearing crowds cheering. I saw other people getting drunk off there ass. Doing whatever drunk people do best.
"Well, It's been nice knowing you Noah. But I gotta go find my friends. Maybe we'll meet another time." She smiled.
"Ok. See ya. Also, thank you for showing me the way to the party." I smiled and she smiled.
And now here I am. At the party. I never thought I'd actually made. Now that I'm here, I don't have to use my flashlight anymore.
I started walking around. Hands in my pocket you already know.
I saw everyone dancing, talking, drinking, eating, etc. I went to go sit on a bench somewhere near the bar. I went on my phone to look at memes. Why not?
Later after I got done looking at memes I saw six girls walking up to me. When I saw them, I thought I already felt like a ladies man or something.
"Hello. You must be Noah. Fluttershy told me about you. I'm Twilight Sparkle." She smiled as she pointed to her friends.
"That's Rainbow Dash."
"Sup" Said RD.
"This is Pinkie Pie."
"Hello!!"
"This is Applejack."
"Howdy."
"And this is Rarity."
"Charmed."
I waved at them all.
"So what are you doing sitting here? You gotta at least have some fun." Smiled Twilight.
"Well, you see. I don't really know what to do here. I just got here." I shrugged.
"Oh, well I guess that explains it." She said again.
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I went to a bar. Let's say that I almost got drunk. Thank God that didn't happen.
While I was NOW eating, I was soon interupped by a girl who for some reason was grabbing my hands.
I look and what made me uncomfortable was that she was giving me those eyes.
"Hello there sexy." She said.
'Are you for real? I literally just got here am in already called sexy? C'mon.'
"Uhhh..." I said.
"Why don't you and I go to a private area and do stuff together?" She smiled at me.
"Uh. No thanks. I'm good." I said.
"Huh!? You don't want to have a good time?"
"I already got a girlfriend. Sorry." I said.
"There you are! Lyra! I've been looking all over for you!" I'm assuming that's her friend.
"Hey Bon Bon. I was just about to take this guy with me and do stuff together." She said.
"Oh, were we? Because, last time I checked, I said no thanks." I said.
"Oh, c'mon you. We gotta go!" She started pulling on my arm.
"Hey! I'm trying to eat!" I started to raise my voice at her.
As much as I hate yelling at girls, she is literally asking for it.
"Lyra? Are you drunk again?" Said Bon Bon.
"What? No I'm not drunk. I don't know what you are talking about." She Burped.
Look at that. She IS drunk after all. Here I thought she was actually being serious.
"Uh. Lyra I think you should go rest. You're drunk." Said Bon Bon.
"No I'm not!" She burped again.
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Later after that happened. I finished my food. Now im ready to walk around some more. Hopefully I don't get caught by her again and my legs get sore from walking too much. I was pretty lucky her friend showed up. Or else something bad would've happend.
Suddenly I saw this woman who sat next to me she had glasses on that covered her eyes. Seriously, what is with all the women here to be with me? I get that I'm maybe hot and all (I'm really not) but this is starting to get out of hand.
"What's up?" She said to me.
"Nothing. I'm just vibing." I said.
There was awkward silence for a few seconds.
"You must be the DJ I'm guessing?" I asked.
"Wow, how did you know?" She giggled.
"I could've sworn I saw you on the stage." I chuckled.
"My names Noah." I said.
"Vinyl Scratch aka DJ Pon3." She said.
"DJ Pon3? Sounds like a actual DJ pony name" I laughed.
"Because it is." She giggled again.
"Oh... so I guess YOU make the songs?" I say.
"Ever heard of dubstep?" She asked me.
"I've listened to it once or twice. I wouldn't say it's my favorite genre. I'm not that much of a fan of dubstep. And I apologize if I offended you in any possible way." I said.
"Nah, it's cool." She patted my shoulder.
"So... your taking a break I'm assuming?" I asked again.
"Yeah, I'm just taking a break for a few minutes until go up on stage again." She said.
I nodded.
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After a few hours of being at the party, I looked at the time. I guess it's time to head out. Even if I do leave. At least I can come back anytime as it always starts every night around 12:00 AM.
I yawned i was SO tired I was literally limping.
"Legs... So... Sore..." I grunted.
I saw fluttershy again and she walked to me.
"Hey Noah, are you okay? You're limping." She asked.
"I'm fine. Just tired. Do you think you can escort me out of the woods? I'm pretty sure if i try to find my way home, I'll END up getting lost." I said.
"Sure." She nodded.
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When we made it out of the woods, I could see the lights from my house. I'm assuming my parents are home.
"There's my house." I said.
"Thank you, Fluttershy." I smiled.
She smiled back and even hugged me.
"I'm glad that you say the party is amzing. It really is amazing." She said.
We waved and said bye to each other before walking off.
()Later()
When I made it to my house my mom and dad looked at me like I died and somehow came to life. My dad first spoke.
"Son? Where the hell have you been this entire time?" He said.
"I was... I was walking in the woods."
Later after all of that. I was in my bed. I Looked outside of the window at the direction of the party.
I'll be honest. The party was fun. I got to eat, dance, etc. But what wasn't fun was that I was literally getting sexually assaulted by all the girls in that place. Don't they know I already got a girlfriend?
Maybe I'll go back there again. But for now. I think I'll be better off sleeping than get sexually assaulted by another girl.
I can't tell if I'm a lucky guy. Or if they're just drunk as hell.
Author's Note
Well, that was strange. Noah is being assaulted by girls. That's kinda funny.
Kinda bit rushed so I'm sorry if it was a bit short. I'm not as good at making long stories.
