Francis in Equestria Girls

"So, can you tell us about yourself?" said Twilight.

"Well, I am a biker, the member of "Legion of Hell"."

"Scary name. That's why you have tattoos."

"Yes."

"Can I ask? What were you doing here with a weapon?"

"That's a long story. I will tell you after reaching the camp."

sniff sniff

"EEK!" squeaked Pinkie and ran away.

"Hey, I know I don't smell good but why she needs to run," said Francis.

"I don't know. It's very strange," said Twilight.

"Ugh. You smell like living dead," said Rainbow Dash.

"Because it's true."

"WHAT?" girls screamed in unison.

In the camp

"Shots stopped," said Rarity.

"Maybe that hunter caught them," said Fluttershy.

"Fluttershy, ghosts don't exist. Calm down. They will back." Sunset reassured her.

Suddenly Pinkie bumped into Sunset.

"Agh, Pinkie, what happened and is that bruise under your eye!?" asked Sunset.

"RUN" shouted Pinkie and quickly got up, ran to her cabin and locked the door.

"What was that?" asked Rarity.

"I don't know."

After a few seconds, 3 girls and 1 man appeared from the forest.

"Twi, can you tell me what happened with Pinkie and who is this?"

"That's a biker who made these shots and where is Pinkie?"

Rarity pointed to one of the cabins. Twilight approached it and knocked to the door.

"Pinkie, are you here?"

"If that man is here, I will not quit."

"Pinkie, what happened?"

"His smell."

"What?"

"He smells blood."

"Pinkie, please open the door. You will be safe. I promise."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Alright."

The door opened and Pinkie was standing on the doorstep.

"Come with me."

When they approached the fire they saw that everyone was sitting and waiting for them.

"Hey girl, what happened?" Did I smell bad?"

"You smell of blood."

Everyone turned their heads to Francis with worrying eyes.

"Alright, everybody. Calm down. As I promise, I will tell you everything. My name is Francis. I am a member of "Legion of hell".
I was living in the state of Pennsylvania. All was going well. Until the outbreak happened." Everybody gasped.

"Wait, my acquaintance wrote to me from there and he didn't mention the outbreak," said Applejack.

"Let me finish. The virus which name is "Green Flu" quickly spread in the state. 95% of the population became zombies but we named them Infected." Francis saw that everyone was staring at him."When apocalypse began I just take the shotgun and began shooting them right into their stupid faces. Soon I found other survivors who had immunity to this disease."

"But if you had immunity, scientists had to invent an antidote," said Twi.

"If it was so easy, Too Purple."

"Hey!"

"The virus always mutated that is why it was impossible to create a cure. There was Zoey, Bill, and Louis with me. We went through hell for 2 weeks. Then we found a boat on which we decided to swim to the islands but we needed to raise the bridge. While he was raising, it was making so much noise, that almost the entire town came. Suddenly the bridge stopped and I went to turn on the generator. When I pressed the button, I wanted to return but I was attacked by 3 tanks."

"Tanks? Zombies have tanks?"

"No, the virus also mutated infected and we called them especially infected. Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Tank, Charger, Jockey, Spitter and Witch. Hunter is a sneaky motherfucker. He jumps on people and tears them to with his claws."

"Wait, that's why you punched Pinkie and named her Hunter?" asked Rainbow Dash. Everyone's eyes widened.

"Yeah, Smoker is a stinky zombie, literally. He catches people with his tentacles from his mouth and chokes them to death. Boomer is a fat guy who pukes on you and also his vomit attracts other infected. The tank is the toughest among of Special Infected. He has big muscular hands, can throw cars and tear out pieces of land. Charger or arm wrestler."

"Why he named so?" asked Applejack.

"His left hand is atrophied, while his right hand is increased in size. He rams you and if he will catch, he will beat you to death. Jockey is a very annoying and little zombie. He jumps on the victim and rides on them like a horseman. And last is Witch. She likes hiding in dark places at night and walking in the afternoon. Generally, she is passive, but if you disturbed her, she would tear you to death with her claws."

Everyone was staring at Francis with horror.

"God, who could invent that virus?"

"Hey, you didn't tell how you got there," said Rarity.

"Oh this, as I said earlier, I was attacked by three tanks. They threw me to the wall, but I killed them."

"All of them?" asked Pinkie.

"I remember that I killed two, but when I tried to shoot the last one, I was knocked out by the explosion and then I woke up in the forest."

"You want to say that you were killed and then respawned there?" asked Pinkie.

"Yeah, something like that. Hey, I still don't know other girls's names."

"Oh, that's Fluttershy, Rarity and Sunset Shimmer."

"What's the silly names."

"Hey!" shouted Rarity and Sunset.

"But, you have a cool jacket Sunset," said Francis.

"Thanks, this is my usual outfit."

"It's very beautiful."

While Sunset and Francis were talking, RD giggled.

"Alright, do you have any beer?"

"We don't take the beer. It's prohibited there."

"Ugh, I hate prohibitions."

"Yeah, me too," said Sunset.

"Can you at least give me a bed, so I can sleep?"

"Well, Sunset is staying alone in a cabin, so you can sleep with her."

"HEY, what if he's some kind of maniac or vampire who made up this just to kill all of us."

"No worries, I kill only zombies."

"At least take a bath."

Sunset pointed to the shower cabin and Francis went there.

"Ugh, how it can be any worse?"

"Haha, looks like the witch is sleeping with homeless tonight. I must tell you about that to everyone" someone shouted from the cabin.

"Make a note, don't say something that you will soon regret". said Sunset to herself and then headed to her cabin, preparing herself for a new portion of shame.