Francis in Equestria Girls

by Oaoadil

Rating: teen
Tags: Sunset Shimmer, Main 7 (EqG), Alternate Universe, Human, Left 4 Dead, Adventure, Equestria Girls, Crossover
Length: 3802

Francis from L4D meet Equestria girls

Francis is outlaw baker, who hates everything. When he died by Tank, he found himself in Equestria. Will he find new friends or he will become a loner?

Published 2020-03-27 20:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-04-04 18:01:58 UTC

Chapter 1

"The Sacrifice"

The night with the full moon. If you look at the city from high, you will see a beautiful view of night town. If it was so... Two weeks passed from the first appearance of an unknown disease, which was named Green flu. People who got sick of it became more aggressive and violent. They got the name Infected. The government tried to find a cure, but the virus always mutated. Also, it affected some diseased, they started mutating. Only a few people had immune to this Green flu, but they needed to fight with zombies. All of them had different characteristics, but only one thing kept them together. Hope. I hope that this apocalypse will end someday. Our story involves four survivors, who were trying to get the hell out of the infected state. They found a boat, but survivors needed to rise bridge. It made such noise that every infected heard in town heard it. 4 survivors were shooting at the horde of infected.

"Reloading!", said Louis.

Names of survivors were Louis, Francis, Zoey, Bill. Louis was working as IT specialist, Francis was a biker, Zoey was a girl who could protect yourself and Bill was Vietnam war veteran. They all were different, but they had one aim. Survive.

Suddenly, the bridge stopped.

"Shit!" shouted Zoey.

"I hate bridges.'', screamed Francis.

"Shut up Francis. Someone should go and turn on the generator!''

Bill approached Zoey and said: "Cover me. I will go."

By the edge of an eye, he saw that something went down. When he focused his vision, he saw it was a man in a vest.

''Damnit Francis, what the fuck are you doing? Get back here!!!"

But he didn't hear him. He only was thinking about approaching the generator and turning it on. He was armed by an auto shotgun and P220.

Come on. You can do this. You can save them.

While he was running, he could get the attention of three Tanks. Finally, he approached the generator and pressed the button.

"HE DID IT!''

Bridge didn't rise very high. I can do it.

The sudden pain pulled out him from his thinking. He flew away from the generator and smashed into the wall. His ribs and left arm were broken. Overcoming the pain, he sat up, opened his eyes and saw three Tanks, coming right to him. He knew that he didn't stand a chance against them. At that moment he wanted to smoke but he didn't have a cigarette. He regretted that he didn't take one from Bill.

Sons of bitches... If I will die, only with you.

He lifted his shotgun and shot right into the Tank's face.

BAM

"Two left"

BAM

"One left"

He started to aim at the last monster, but then he heard the explosion.

"I hate dramatic death..."

All went dark...

"Oh shit. I am coming for him"

"No Louis. Don't do it."

"Bill, he can be still alive. We need to help Francis."

"Louis, we can't help him."

"But..''

"He's right Louis. You can't help him."

Louis tried to say something but he couldn't. He couldn't believe that Francis was gone. Even he was rude to him and making jokes, anyway, he was a part of the family. They all went through hell, they survived in many dangerous situations even when it seemed like there wasn't any solution.

"Rest in peace, Francis."

All three survivors went silent for a minute to commemorate their grumpy and all-hating friend.

Author's Note

If you find any mistakes, tell me in comments

Chapter 3

Francis was shooting at wolves that appeared from the forest. Soon all 4 wolves were dead. He glanced at them and said:

"*phew* Good thing I'm indestructible."

He approached the corpse and cut it with the knife. He cut one good piece of meat, pierced it on a stick and began holding above the fire. He didn't notice that 4 pairs of eyes were watching on him.

Few minutes ago

"Alright girls, let's be quiet," said Applejack. 4 students were walking through the forest using a flashlight.

BAM

"Eeq!" squeaked Pinkie and hugged Twilight.

"Pinkie, can you please release me?"

"Sorry, Twi. I just think that the ghost of the hunter is making all these shots."

"Pinkie, ghosts don't exist. It is probably the usual hunter. Not dead."

"Alright, as you say."

"Girls, take a look at this." Applejack pointed at the light behind trees.

All of them went quiet and sneaked to the nearest bushes. When they came closer they saw little glade and fire in the center. But their attention was concentrated at the man in a vest. He was holding the shotgun and watched at 4 wolf's corpses.

"Good thing Fluttershy isn't here," whispered Rainbow Dash.

But then the next thing terrified them. The man leaned towards the corpse and pulled out a knife. Then he began cutting the corpse and after a few seconds, he was holding a piece of meat.

"Ugh, that is disgusting," said Rainbow Dash.

"How do you think we should approach him?" asked Pinkie.

"Are you crazy? This man just shot 4 wolves and now he is eating them."

"Anyway, I think we just need to watch him," said Twilight.

Come back to Francis

"Ahh shit, it will take some time. Egh. I hate waiting."

CRUNCH

He suddenly heard the sound and turned around. He saw that 4 people were looking at him behind a bush.

"Ay, who the hell are you? Show yourself," said Francis while he was pointing the shotgun at strangers.

"Wait. Don't shoot." said girl with purple hair.

"Come on girls."

Then Francis was looking at the 4 teenagers. All of them were girls.

"Haha, hello girls, what are you doing here? Are you lost? If so, come here. The meat will be ready soon." He lowered the weapon and pointed to the meat on the stick.

"No, thank you. We are from the campground. We heard shots and decided to check what happened." said the girl in a cowboy hat.

"There is a campground. Hmm. Well, let's move up."

"Wait a minute, we don't even know you and what's your name?" asked the girl with rainbow-colored hair.

"Name's Francis. What're your names?" said Francis holding a hand for handshaking.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle," said the purple girl.

"That's Pinkie Pie, Applejack And Rainbow Dash."

"Phahhahahha, who gave you that silly names?"

"HEY" shouted all girls in unison.

"Alright, sorry, no offense."

Suddenly a girl with pink hair jumped to Francis.

"MynameisPinkaminaDianePiebutyoucancallmePin-" she didn't end the sentence because Francis screamed.

"Aaaaggghh, HUNTER, get off me." He instantly punched girl to face and threw her off.

"PINKIE." screamed Twilight.

All three girls quickly approached their friends.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?" shouted angrily Rainbow.

"Hey, he jumped at me. It is a reflex."

"I will show you reflex." RD got up and approached the biker.

"Ooh, you are daring one. Alright, let's do this." He stood in a fighting position.

RD wanted to make the first attack but suddenly felt someone's arm on her shoulder.

"Dash, calm down."

"Calm down!? Twi, he just punched Pinkie. He's gonna pay for it."

"Dashie, don't do that. It is my fault. I shouldn't jump at him. Sorry." said Pinkie holding her hand on her face.

"You are lucky that my friends stop me, neither I would kick your ass."

"Yeah, yeah. No worries, I didn't mean to hurt you," said Francis helping Pinkie to get up.

"So let's go to your campground. I hope you have food and water."

Then 5 people put out the fire and go to the campsite.

Chapter 4

"So, can you tell us about yourself?" said Twilight.

"Well, I am a biker, the member of "Legion of Hell"."

"Scary name. That's why you have tattoos."

"Yes."

"Can I ask? What were you doing here with a weapon?"

"That's a long story. I will tell you after reaching the camp."

sniff sniff

"EEK!" squeaked Pinkie and ran away.

"Hey, I know I don't smell good but why she needs to run," said Francis.

"I don't know. It's very strange," said Twilight.

"Ugh. You smell like living dead," said Rainbow Dash.

"Because it's true."

"WHAT?" girls screamed in unison.

In the camp

"Shots stopped," said Rarity.

"Maybe that hunter caught them," said Fluttershy.

"Fluttershy, ghosts don't exist. Calm down. They will back." Sunset reassured her.

Suddenly Pinkie bumped into Sunset.

"Agh, Pinkie, what happened and is that bruise under your eye!?" asked Sunset.

"RUN" shouted Pinkie and quickly got up, ran to her cabin and locked the door.

"What was that?" asked Rarity.

"I don't know."

After a few seconds, 3 girls and 1 man appeared from the forest.

"Twi, can you tell me what happened with Pinkie and who is this?"

"That's a biker who made these shots and where is Pinkie?"

Rarity pointed to one of the cabins. Twilight approached it and knocked to the door.

"Pinkie, are you here?"

"If that man is here, I will not quit."

"Pinkie, what happened?"

"His smell."

"What?"

"He smells blood."

"Pinkie, please open the door. You will be safe. I promise."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Alright."

The door opened and Pinkie was standing on the doorstep.

"Come with me."

When they approached the fire they saw that everyone was sitting and waiting for them.

"Hey girl, what happened?" Did I smell bad?"

"You smell of blood."

Everyone turned their heads to Francis with worrying eyes.

"Alright, everybody. Calm down. As I promise, I will tell you everything. My name is Francis. I am a member of "Legion of hell".
I was living in the state of Pennsylvania. All was going well. Until the outbreak happened." Everybody gasped.

"Wait, my acquaintance wrote to me from there and he didn't mention the outbreak," said Applejack.

"Let me finish. The virus which name is "Green Flu" quickly spread in the state. 95% of the population became zombies but we named them Infected." Francis saw that everyone was staring at him."When apocalypse began I just take the shotgun and began shooting them right into their stupid faces. Soon I found other survivors who had immunity to this disease."

"But if you had immunity, scientists had to invent an antidote," said Twi.

"If it was so easy, Too Purple."

"Hey!"

"The virus always mutated that is why it was impossible to create a cure. There was Zoey, Bill, and Louis with me. We went through hell for 2 weeks. Then we found a boat on which we decided to swim to the islands but we needed to raise the bridge. While he was raising, it was making so much noise, that almost the entire town came. Suddenly the bridge stopped and I went to turn on the generator. When I pressed the button, I wanted to return but I was attacked by 3 tanks."

"Tanks? Zombies have tanks?"

"No, the virus also mutated infected and we called them especially infected. Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Tank, Charger, Jockey, Spitter and Witch. Hunter is a sneaky motherfucker. He jumps on people and tears them to with his claws."

"Wait, that's why you punched Pinkie and named her Hunter?" asked Rainbow Dash. Everyone's eyes widened.

"Yeah, Smoker is a stinky zombie, literally. He catches people with his tentacles from his mouth and chokes them to death. Boomer is a fat guy who pukes on you and also his vomit attracts other infected. The tank is the toughest among of Special Infected. He has big muscular hands, can throw cars and tear out pieces of land. Charger or arm wrestler."

"Why he named so?" asked Applejack.

"His left hand is atrophied, while his right hand is increased in size. He rams you and if he will catch, he will beat you to death. Jockey is a very annoying and little zombie. He jumps on the victim and rides on them like a horseman. And last is Witch. She likes hiding in dark places at night and walking in the afternoon. Generally, she is passive, but if you disturbed her, she would tear you to death with her claws."

Everyone was staring at Francis with horror.

"God, who could invent that virus?"

"Hey, you didn't tell how you got there," said Rarity.

"Oh this, as I said earlier, I was attacked by three tanks. They threw me to the wall, but I killed them."

"All of them?" asked Pinkie.

"I remember that I killed two, but when I tried to shoot the last one, I was knocked out by the explosion and then I woke up in the forest."

"You want to say that you were killed and then respawned there?" asked Pinkie.

"Yeah, something like that. Hey, I still don't know other girls's names."

"Oh, that's Fluttershy, Rarity and Sunset Shimmer."

"What's the silly names."

"Hey!" shouted Rarity and Sunset.

"But, you have a cool jacket Sunset," said Francis.

"Thanks, this is my usual outfit."

"It's very beautiful."

While Sunset and Francis were talking, RD giggled.

"Alright, do you have any beer?"

"We don't take the beer. It's prohibited there."

"Ugh, I hate prohibitions."

"Yeah, me too," said Sunset.

"Can you at least give me a bed, so I can sleep?"

"Well, Sunset is staying alone in a cabin, so you can sleep with her."

"HEY, what if he's some kind of maniac or vampire who made up this just to kill all of us."

"No worries, I kill only zombies."

"At least take a bath."

Sunset pointed to the shower cabin and Francis went there.

"Ugh, how it can be any worse?"

"Haha, looks like the witch is sleeping with homeless tonight. I must tell you about that to everyone" someone shouted from the cabin.

"Make a note, don't say something that you will soon regret". said Sunset to herself and then headed to her cabin, preparing herself for a new portion of shame.

Chapter 5

For the first time after two weeks of hell Francis finally got up without worrying that somewhere zombies will be waiting for him. When he got up, he saw that Sunset's bed was empty. Having opened the door, he was blinded by the dawn. He left his shotgun under the bed but he kept his pistol on his belt. While Francis was walking he caught some stares on him. He was walking and saying Hi to everyone. Then he approached a canteen. He opened the door and many people were looking at him.

"Hey, everyone. What are you looking at? You didn't see a biker." asked Francis.

Everyone returned to what they were doing before. Francis went to the showcase and saw a familiar pink girl.

"Sup, Pink girl, what you have here?"

"Oh, hey Francis, well we have today eggs, cupcakes, bacon, mi-"

"Give me one cupcake and cup of coffee."

"Okie-Doki-Loki" Pinkie quickly grab a cup of coffee, pink cupcake and placed it on the plate.

"Thanks"

Francis sat at the table, that was empty. He was eating his breakfast and noticed that all students were looking at him: some whispered with each other, others just stared at him.

"What are you looking at?"

Students quickly turned away and continued eating. Then he saw Mane 7 was sitting at the near table. Francis took his plate and sat with them. Everyone graduated from him.

"How are you?"

"Much better. I can't believe that this zombie shit is finally over and now I can just sit, drink beer and have fun with sexy girls."

Everyone's faces turned red when they heard the last thing.

"Can I ask you something?" asked Fluttershy.

"Of course cutie."

Fluttershy face became redder and then she asked:

"What you were doing before the outbreak?"

"As I say I am a biker, I was a member of "Legion of Hell". I had many friends, but my best friend was a Duke. He was a little bit crazy. Сonspiracies, aliens and other stuff, but I knew him since college. Also, I have girlfriend Becky. She had big breasts and a nice ass. But.."

"But what?"

"The outbreak happened. I was sitting at home and then my tv broke, so I went to the shop and took the TV, but I was arrested because I just took the TV from the broken window."

"You stole it, yes?"

"Hey, I just wanted to watch my favorite TV show and I was going to return it. Court gave me two years of prison. I was sitting in our bar and decided to have sex with Becky. But she was infected. When we went outside, she puked on me and bit me in the neck. Then Duke shot her. Then he said to me about zombies and I realized that we can do whatever we wanted and no one will send us in jail."

"What happened next?"

"We were fighting with infected. Only I and Duke was alive. We jumped to another building, but the smoker appeared. He grabbed Duke with his tongue. I was holding him and then..."

"What then?''

Then I was holding Duke's arm, while he was eaten by infected."

Francis looked at the girls and saw that they were terrified by this."Then I met survivors. My group. We had been in hell for 2 weeks. And you know what happened next."

"Your story is very sad," said Fluttershy.

"Not really. Zoey's story is sadder than mine. Her mother was infected and she bit her father. Father didn't want to become one of them and he asked Zoey to kill him. And she did it."

Everyone was covering their mouth. They can't imagine how horrible it was.

"Alright, let's change subject."

"Yeah, you should invite our principal. I told her about you and she wants to talk with you."

"Oh, tell me she's beautiful and what size of breasts she has."

Everyone's faces turned red and Twilight said: "She just wants to talk. Nothing else."

"Alright, I will talk with her, but can I ask the last question?"

"Ok"

"How many men she had?"

"E-e-e. I don't know. Just go already."

Francis drank his coffee and headed to the exit but suddenly stopped and asked:

"Where I can find her?"

"In the big cabin with the flag"

Francis passed through the group of students and left the cafeteria.

"What a rude barbarian. The same I can tell about his look." outraged Rarity.

"Yeah, he can be rude, but he lost his friends, his family and maybe that's a reason why he's so rude," said Fluttershy.

"Girls, I came up with the idea."

"What?"

"He said that he has immunity but does that mean that he can be a carrier of this virus?"

"I don't know Pinkie. But if he was a carrier, we would already be zombies."

"What we will do with him tomorrow? Tomorrow our camp vacation will end. Where or with who he will live?"

Everyone looked at each other.

"Not with me," said Rarity.

"Not with me"

"Me too."

"Me too."

"I don't have a space for him."

"I don't think that he will get on with my pets."

Only Sunset didn't say anything. Everybody looked at her.

"What? No, no. The whole school knows that he slept in my cabin and think that I slept with him. So I don't want another shame."

"C'mon Sunset. You are living alone and he won't come to school. He will just stay at your flat." Pinkie looked at Sunset with puppy eyes.

"Ugh, alright, but if the entire school will call me a whore, it will be your fault."

"Yay," shouted Pinkie and hugged Sunset, who rolled her eyes.

"Why I have a sense that soon I will regret it?"

Chapter 2

The darkness. That is all that Francis was seeing. Suddenly he felt grass under his body. He opened his eyes and saw a forest and a half-moon.

"Alright, it's not heaven. I hate grass. But it's not hell because I like the forest.

He remembered a time when his family was having a picnic every year. He checked his pockets and found a knife and P220 on his belt. Also, he found his shotgun on the right hand.

"Well, I need a fire."

Francis started collecting the branches. When he had enough, he took his lighter and set the wood on the fire.
Suddenly, he heard silent roaring behind him. He turned around and saw a wolf.

"Just in time. I am a little hungry."

He took his shotgun and aimed.

BAM

Meanwhile

7 girls were sitting around the fire and doing their businesses. Twilight Sparkle was reading a book, Pinky Pie was telling stories, Applejack was holding a stick with marshmallow, Rarity was sewing a scarf, Rainbow Dash was just staring on fire with boredom and Fluttershy was feeding her rabbit, Angel. Only Sunset Shimmer was sitting quiet and said nothing a whole time. She still was feeling shame, because she was obsessed by a demon and tried to take over the world. Twilight and her friends defeated her with a power of friendship but then gave her a chance to become kinder to others. One and a half years passed since this incident but all students were angry with her and named her Witch. She knew that she deserved it. Her thinking was cut off by thunder.

"It is strange. I checked the news and they said that there will not be a storm."

"No worries, Twi. I am sure that is just a single thunder".

Suddenly Rainbow Dash said:
"Hey, I know one horror story, would you like to listen to it?"

Everybody nodded.

"That's a story about a Hunter. Once upon 3 hunters were walking in the forest and they found a cave with golden coins and other jewelry. The main hunter was very happy but suddenly he felt a pain on the backside of his head. Two other hunters decided to take all treasures to themselves and killed their leader. But they didn't know that treasures were cursed. The soul of a dead hunter was trapped in his corpse and he wanted only one thing. Revenge. Since that day he is walking in the forest with a shotgun searching for new victims."

"Not scary," said Rarity.

BAM

Everybody stopped and listened to the forest.

"Ha ha ha, very funny Rainbow".

"It is not me, Twi".

BAM

"I think she is telling a truth," said Fluttershy.

"I think we should check what was that," said Applejack.

"I will stay here," said Sunset.

"Me too," said Rarity.

"Alright, me, Rainbow, Twilight and Pinky will go and check. Others stay here." decided Applejack.

"Be careful." said Fluttershy.

"No worries, we will be fine".

All 4 girls entered the forest.

BAM