When two worlds meet. Beginnings.

“General Sharp Slice, expert monster trapper, reporting for duty,” exclaimed the griffin that was in front of Twilight.

“At ease,” responded Twilight professionally. She was a princess, after all, and she read many military books. “Report the state of the platoon.”

“The platoon is composed of seventy five ponies, with twenty five earth ponies, twenty five pegasus and twenty five unicorns. All the units are decked with magic resistant golden armor, but we also brought steel armor since it was recently reported that these creatures may not use magic via dragon post. We brought thirty nets that are capable of trapping a manticore, and also brought fifty traps of different variation and uses. We also armed each soldier with lances, but it’s specifically reported that they are to be captured alive if possible. We also have trained each unicorn in healing ma-“

“That’s enough for the report, general. We want to capture the creatures as soon as posible since they could hurt more po- ejem intelligent creatures. Please do note that one of the creatures has been capable of hurt and win a direct confrontation with an earth pony, and it’s suspected that they are resistant to magic, as you already said. Avoid direct confrontation at all cost, and please be careful,” said Twilight, scorching herself for the intelligent creatures commentary.

“I also want to add that, even though we brought a magic detector, it will not be of much use, since the Everfree Forest is full of chaotic magic. Any and all direct confrontation shall be discarded, since it’s an unviable approach,” said Sharp Slice.

“Good. Get back to duty. Dismissed,” finished Twilight.

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“They are both talking,” said Julio.

“Really? Noooo, how could you tell,” Hugo said with sarcasm.

“Save that for later, Hugo. Right now we are in deep shit. They look like the police of this place,” answered Julio.

“They seem a lot more than policeman to me Julio. They actually come in with armor, and spears! And they seem very organized. Look at them go, doing little steps at the same time! I don’t like the big one with claws though,” said Hugo.

“It’s not even a pony! Its got a beak,” added Julio.

It was, indeed very different from the rest. It was quite a bit bigger compared to the other ponies, but it wasn’t taller than both boys. It wore a blackened helmet with a little brown feather on top, and a dark cloak that didn’t cover its brown wings. It had white feathers around its face, and yellow forelimbs similar to that of an eagle or chicken equipped with sharp claws. They didn’t want to admit it, but it looked like quite a badass.

“I know what that thing is! It’s a goddamn griffin,” whispered Hugo.

“You thought I didn’t notice? If that chicken sees our direction, it will spot us like a sore thumb,” whispered back Julio.

“What the hell is that,” cautiously pointed Hugo.

The griffin was shouting orders at the ponies, and the flying ones were deploying something. Those things were nets. The faces of Julio and Hugo went pale.

“No way, they were sent to capture us,” said Hugo.

“At least it’s better than being killed, ain’t it,” asked Julio.

“We have to get out as soon as posible and tell the boys about it,” said Hugo with determination.

“Quickly, through the back door,” said Julio while crouching.

They both hurried there while crouching. But there was a problem. They saw through the window that there were two of the flying ponies watching and scouting the street they passed through earlier. A couple of seconds would pass, and one of the guards would be replaced by another one.

“What are we gonna do now,” asked Hugo.

“Let me think,” said Julio.

They both observed the flying ponies for a couple of minutes, brainstorming ideas. Just go for it? No, that would be too stupid. Go for it, but only in the change of guards? No, one pony stayed there all the time, only to be changed later. Also, despite both of them being fast, the street to the woods was too long, there weren’t many trees and they probably couldn’t outrun something that flew. Throw some rock into the garbage bin? Now that might just work... if they were in a film. What could they do? Wait a second...

“Hey Julio, I got an idea,” said Hugo with quite possibly a devilish grin that would make Satan shit itself.

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Sugar Rush was still in the closet. She was smiling a bit. That creature made her shiver every time she thought about it. Sooooo different from everything. She felt so powerless against it... Them she heard something in her house. The floor creaked under the weight, but it didn’t have the clopping sound hooves had. It was getting closer to it, the very ground and floor was whining. Then, the door opened. It was him.

“Heyyyyyy Sugar Rush. Can you do a teeny tiny favor to us,” asked the creature that had carried her to the closet.

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“HEEELP! PLEASE HEEEEELP MEEEEEE!”

The skin crawling scream could be heard all across Ponyville. The two guards that where watching the street bellow looked alarmingly at each other, and so did the guard that was coming to replace the spot. The three pegasus did not say anything to each other, they simply flew to as fast as possible to the house just bellow, and occasion that two shadows took advantage while guffawing and carrying bags and a stick.

“STOP, ROYAL GUARD,” exclaimed the only male pegasus.

“PLEASE, FOR CELESTIA, HELP ME,” shouted the voice in the room in front of them.

The guards ran straight towards the door, and they busted it to splinters, to find...

“PLEASE HELP ME,” shouted a unicorn tied rather clumsily. The kitchen complete mess, with open drawers and food on the floor.

“Ma’am! Are you okay? What happened,” asked one pegasus guard.

“Oh! A horror happened, it was terrible,” exclaimed the tied unicorn.

“You are safe now ma’am. Tell us what happened,” said the male pegasus.

“See, I was reaching for my drawer for some food, but I confused the drawers and opened the one with the rope. And imagine the surprise I had when inside it were some raccoons! They looked at me grabbed the rope, threw it at me and tied me up. And, to finish it off, they robbed my food and bags! It’s truly terrible,” said the unicorn.

“And why didn’t you use your magic to untie yourself, ma’am? You are a unicorn, after all,” asked one of the female pegasus, a lot less nervous now.

“Oh, how very rude of your part! Blaming the victim in the situation! As if I hadn’t been jumped by ravenous animals, to add insult to injury, you tell me I could have simply used magic! How despicable of you,” said the offended unicorn with venom.

The pegasus who asked the question flinched visibly.

“I’m sorry ma’am, I’ll be more thoughtful next time,” apologised the pegasus.

“You better be! What are they teaching you guards these days. I remember when I was just a filly, the royal guards would fight of dragons and smile at the public. Now, you couldn’t even fight changelings a few years ago! You got to train harder,” said the unicorn as she was being untied.

“We try our best, ma’am,” said the male pegasus.

“Oh, ”we try our best”. Well, it’s clearly not enough,” exclaimed the unicorn.

Now untied, the unicorn mare got up, and stretched a little bit, making a bone cracking sound which made all the guards present cringe.

“Do you want us to send a message to the palace to charge for all the lost and broken objects,” asked the male pegasus timidly.

The unicorn scoffed.

“I’ll take them to Mayor Mare myself, thank you very much! I doubt that you could even locate the royal palace from here! And that goes for all of you. Now leave and toughen up. If a beast came here, I wouldn’t want to think about what could have happened to me,” finally said the unicorn, dismissing the guards.

“Yes ma’am,” said the guard in unison, and left the house.

When they started to fly, they talked for a bit.

“Daaamn, she roasted you guys good. At least she didn’t mention me directly,” said one pegasus mare.

“Mate, shut the buck up. And who does she think she is down talking us that way when she got assaulted and robbed by raccoons, said the other pegasus mare.

“I know who that is. She’s Sugar Rush, and I think she’s around twenty seven or something. She was from Canterlot, but moved to Ponyville to get away from politics, but she was a very respected and powerful mare,” said the male pegasus.

“So that’s why she talks that way! Huh, interesting. Anyways, how do you think she’s in sex? A top, or a bottom,” asked the first mare pegasus.

“Oh, definitely top,” said the male pegasus.

“Absolutely top,” agreed the second female pegasus.

“Also, we all know where the Royal Palace is. I mean, it’s basic,” said the male pegasus.

“Wellllll...” said the first mare, and the second started whistling.

“Oh sweet Celestia, it’s that way,” pointed the male pegasus between the mountains while facehooving.

“Oh, we knew all along, don’t you worry,” said the second mare sarcastically.

“Anyways, let’s get back patrolling. Repot via magic crystal the incident, and make them watch out for some thief raccoons,” said the male pegasus.

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“That worked out wonders, Hugo,“ exclaimed Julio.

“Yes it did, but don’t ever mention that shit to anyone, or I’ll beat the fuck out of you,” said Hugo with a disturbed face.

“Come on dude, she just asked for a hug,” responded Julio.

“Exactly why? Why a motherfucking hug? It doesn’t make any sense,” said Hugo.

“Maybe it’s her fethish or something? She made some really weird sounds,” said Julio with a smile.

“Oh my god, don’t say that! And why did she asked me specifically,” angrily said Hugo.

“Well it doesn’t matter. She promised she wouldn’t say we where there, though I doubt that, and we have food now. Let’s get back to the boys,” cheered Julio.

“Fuck yeah. But seriously, don’t say shit,” warned Hugo.

The response Julio has were just some chuckles that turned into laughter the deeper they got into the forest and the closer they got to the boys.

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“Damn, how much more time do those two need? It’s been two hours,” said Alfredo.

“Maybe they have been captured,” said Felipe fearfully.

“Don’t say that. Those two are sneaky as fuck, and, if they are discovered, Hugo has a big stick to swing around, and Julio can punch al Jojo style. We don’t have to worry about those two,” said Sebastián.

”Did someone say Jojo.“ said a voice near them.

“Julio,” said Sebastián while pointing a finger at the direction where the voice came from.

“Sebastián,” said Julio while coming into view between the branches.

“Hoh? So you guys brought the food, instead of dying like pussies,” asked Sebastián while making his voice deeper.

“I can’t feed the shit out of you without bringing it here,” said Julio while getting closer in a serious voice and flexing his arms.

Oho! The feed us as much as you like, exclaimed Sebastián.

All the boys bursted out laughing.

“Holy shit, that was perfect,” exclaimed Hugo while wiping away a tear and also coming into view.

“We are the first to do a Jojoke in another world,” said Julio while still laughing.

“Anyways, here’s the food. We have apples, pie, cupcakes, muffins, pickles, cookies, oranges, all that good shit,” said Hugo while getting out each mentioned food.

“Ah fuck yeah,” exclaimed Gabriel, while picking up a good bit of food.

“Hey fatass, don’t hog all the food! We passed through a lot of danger, and we have to rationalize this shit,” said Samuel.

“Hey, fuck you man! I haven’t eaten in a long ass time,” said Gabriel.

“We all haven’t eaten in a long ass time, Gabriel. We have to eat little by little,” explained Felipe.

“Shit, you guys are right. I’m sorry,” apologized Gabriel.

“It’s nothing dude. Sorry I called you a fatass,” said Samuel.

“You called me a fatass! I’ll split your fucking face the next time you do that shit, eh! I’ll fucking do it,” exclaimed Gabriel while he stood up and mockingly made his chest larger.

“The fuck did you say to me, motherfucker? The next time I see you, I’ll break your fucking jaw,” also exclaimed Samuel and made his chest bigger as well.

Both of them growled and pushed each other a bit, but then they stopped and started laughing. They sat down after a hug.

“Today is a victory for us,” exclaimed Alfredo, and everyone in the group cheered at this.