Twilight Sparkle and her brother Shining Armor are eager for a night out on the town. To make it more fun, they're pretending not to know each other once they get to the bar. Oh, and Twilight Sparkle has taken something that makes everything feel all fuzzy and sensitive...

Humanized AU, written for general exercises in debauchery.

Content Warning: Human, AU, drug-use, public sex, incest