Derpy's Diary

Derpy's Diary

Part 1-Tears

diary entree 1 agost 21

Today i wuz at teh stor wehn i see tis book. i peckd et oop end it sed diary. rite tehn i tryd my herdst too remebur how to spel taht wurd. diary. diary. it helps wehn i rite it oot alut. so i peckd up teh bok, and saw et sed diary. i ask a maer wurkig tere whut a diary wuz. see sed it wuz die a ree not dee e ri liek i wuz sayig. tehn see tuld meh dat it wuz a bok dat i rite all of mai seecrets in, and noponi els cen see dem. i thut ov all ov teh tiems dat i wentd to let mai feligs oot, but ie hed no wey. so, i bot teh bok, end caem hoem, tehn sterted riting in dis bok. nuthig has hapend todey, so i will stup riting nao.

diary entree 2 agost 22

i wuz haveng dinir wiff dinky wen al of a suden, i herd a laud bang end a flass of lite. i was so scare tat ihid behend teh soofe. dinky lukd reely scerd thoou, so ie trid to bee brev for hur. i got oot frem teh soofe bak, end poot on mai brevst fase. i askd hur if shee wuz scard. shee sed taht see wuznt coz her teeshur mis charile sed taht almos no pones evur get het by litning. stil, i wuz kinda scerd becoz i hed teh pawur go oot wuns, wen a bult het mai gren bux oot frunt. but, evn thoo ie wuz scerd, i stel set dawn end ait teh oots i maed fur dinir. at teh lees, i hed dinky ther inn caes teh paoer ded go out. it wus good to no tet see wud elweyz bee tere fur me =)