Derpy's Diary

by DeltaG1337

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Tragedy, Slice of Life, Sad
Length: 313

A look itno the life fo everyone's favorite wall-eyed pony. Updated often.

Derpy Whooves is not like most other ponies. Sure, she is nice, and caring, and has the biggest smile anypony has ever seen, but she also has some secrets. These are those secrets. When we peer into Derpy's Diary, we learn somethings about the mailmare that noone has ever known…

Updated every day (or when I can) in real time! Might be based on real life events…

Could get ugly later, hence the Teen rating. Nothing too queer thoguh O.o

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-21 18:18:07 UTC

Part 1-Tears

Derpy's Diary

Part 1-Tears

diary entree 1 agost 21

Today i wuz at teh stor wehn i see tis book. i peckd et oop end it sed diary. rite tehn i tryd my herdst too remebur how to spel taht wurd. diary. diary. it helps wehn i rite it oot alut. so i peckd up teh bok, and saw et sed diary. i ask a maer wurkig tere whut a diary wuz. see sed it wuz die a ree not dee e ri liek i wuz sayig. tehn see tuld meh dat it wuz a bok dat i rite all of mai seecrets in, and noponi els cen see dem. i thut ov all ov teh tiems dat i wentd to let mai feligs oot, but ie hed no wey. so, i bot teh bok, end caem hoem, tehn sterted riting in dis bok. nuthig has hapend todey, so i will stup riting nao.

diary entree 2 agost 22

i wuz haveng dinir wiff dinky wen al of a suden, i herd a laud bang end a flass of lite. i was so scare tat ihid behend teh soofe. dinky lukd reely scerd thoou, so ie trid to bee brev for hur. i got oot frem teh soofe bak, end poot on mai brevst fase. i askd hur if shee wuz scard. shee sed taht see wuznt coz her teeshur mis charile sed taht almos no pones evur get het by litning. stil, i wuz kinda scerd becoz i hed teh pawur go oot wuns, wen a bult het mai gren bux oot frunt. but, evn thoo ie wuz scerd, i stel set dawn end ait teh oots i maed fur dinir. at teh lees, i hed dinky ther inn caes teh paoer ded go out. it wus good to no tet see wud elweyz bee tere fur me =)