Silent's New Gig

by DHeroRedMagma

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Sex, Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Anthro, Original Character, Porn, Comedy, King Sombra
Length: 3700

What's a unicorn to do when both his current jobs don't need him and he is left bored at home with nothing else to do? Easy get a job as a stripper!

Silent's inability to keep in his pants has come back to bite him, as both his job as a masseuse and job on the farm both don't really need him right now due to his children working there. Being left home bored and horny he seeks advice from a friend who manages to hook him up with a job that is always looking for fresh meat. Stripping! And all he has to do is rock out with his cock out.

Commissioned by Silent Dawn

Cover art by Suirano

The Following Fic contains: Anal, Gender swapped, strippers, cum inflation, changeling mischief, exhibitionism and plenty of cum for the strippers. Reader discretion is advised.

Published 2020-03-29 11:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-03-29 11:10:02 UTC

Shake your money maker!

Months had passed and things had been going alright for Silent except for one small thing, he has been out of work for a while now. With the apple harvests over he is less needed on the farm and isn’t needed for deliveries since Applebloom, Applejack, Big Mac and his daughter Apple Sapling are constantly available for them. And as for his part time job at the spa sadly isn’t as available either due to both Aloe and Vera having his newest spawn Spring Blossom and Summer Lily who are constantly helping their mothers respectively. So because of this Silent finds himself laying around at the Apple household bored out of his gourd with nothing better to do and no way of feeling like he is pulling his own weight. Half the time he doesn’t even get dressed and just lies in bed waiting for Applejack or somepony to come home so he can see if they wanna do something, but most of his time now is spent jacking off at home and occassionally having sex with Umbra while she is doing house work.

“What am I gonna do Umbra?” Silent whines as he thrusts into her booty hole while she is busy trying to fold laundry, she now tolerates this because she would rather not have him staining his bed sheets and her having to wash jizz stains out of them every single day. So now she just lets him go all hog wild on her ass or gives him a blowjob to quell his boredom lust that he is afflicted with. His hips continue to slap into her fat arse as he keeps pounding the puckered star with gusto, at least right now he isn’t bored but he does know that Umbra does need to get back to work without him fucking her.

“Unnnf I don’t know look for something to do with all this ngh fuck free time you have?” She suggests trying to fold the clothes but struggling since she keeps getting rocked back and forth. Her ass cheeks jiggling from each impacted thrust he makes and she continues to moan and groan each time.

”Haaa haaa like what?” he pants out still focusing on pounding her bum and not much else with his blue tongue beginning to fall out of his mouth.

“I don’t know a hobby or an activity?” Umbra suggests as her pussy winks and shoots some fem lube onto his balls that keep slapping against it. “Or maybe a sport or something?” she continues but only feels his hips giving rapid fire short thrusts clearly eager to get to the end of this butt humping and reach his glorious release. “Ugh, You aren’t listening I know you got your ejaculation face on so cum all you like and try not to get any on the floor please,” Umbra complains before moaning once more as he howls with pleasure slamming in and unleashing a torrent of hot jizz into her butt hole.

“Ahhhhhhh!” Silent happily lets out as his rod pours more of his cock cream into the narrow hole. He gives her ass a squeeze causing her to yelp in surprise with her collar growing bright pink, admittedly she was enjoying this but he picks the worst times to do this considering she has to finish up but at least he has cum already. He finishes up quickly pulling out and letting a stream of spooge trickle down her hole, he gives his dick a few pumps shooting a few leftover strands of seed onto the floor.

“Did I not say don’t cum on the floor!” Umbra complains once more this time snapping him out of it and realizing what he has done.

“Oh sorry about that,” he replies before looking down at his cum coated cock. “You mind cleaning me off since you gotta clean anyway?” he asks her with a toothy grin causing her to huff before turning around and crouching down causing more of the spooge in her packed ass to leak onto the floor. She groans in annoyance before taking him up to his sheath in her maw, using her tongue to clean off all his cum something she has been doing a lot more lately.

“Ahhhh! You know I still got enough in me for one more round if yo- Aggggghhhhhhhh!” he wails in pain at her hand grabbing and yanking his twin orbs before pulling off his now spit shining rocket.

“Nice try, now I have cleaning to do, go do something else and maybe when you get back and I am done we can do more fun stuff,” she informs him with an authoritative tone, grabbing his joystick and twisting it as well. “Till then I am finishing my chores first understood,” she says, giving him a cold stare with his pride and joy in her hands.

“Understood,” he meekly says, his voice becoming high pitched.

“Good,” she says before letting go of his bait and tackle and getting up to go find something to mop up the cum with.

“Maybe I’ll go see what Magma is up to,” Silent thinks aloud heading up to get dressed and head out to the ever famous milk mine.

It takes no time at all to arrive at the milk mine seeing two new young changelings with silver manes running around that he is pretty sure he hasn’t seen before meaning Hollow must have had more foals with Magma again.

As he makes his way up to the farm house the two both stop whatever they are doing and scamper over to Silent it isn’t until now that he notices that the two are practically identical aside from one thing, their eye colors while the same are on different eyes making it pretty easy to tell them apart if you notice it.

“Uh hi,” Silent says, not knowing how to begin the conversation.

“Who is he brother?” one of them asks the other.

“I believe this is mother and father's friend Silent sister,” the other one responds.

“Yes you are right brother,” the sister answers back looking over him again.

“And you two are?” Silent asks the two twins.

“She is Princess,” the brother answers

“He is Prince,” Princess responds immediately after Prince.

“Ooookay,” Silent responds unsure of how to talk to the odd twin buggos. “Is your mom or dad around?” he asks them, when conveniently Hollow comes outside.

“Well well well what are you doing here Silent?” she asks him. “We recently got an apple delivery just yesterday,” she informs him.

“Oh I know, I was just coming by to see if Magma was around or if you potentially had an opening I can fill,” Silent tells her.

“Oh I do have an opening that needs filling but Magma can handle it just fine,” she says with a giggle.

“Funny, I meant like a job I haven’t had any work for awhile now,” Silent explains.

“Well as much as I’d love to hire you on as a milking stud we don’t need one since we have our prize stud unless you have a huge load and been edging for about oh say two to three weeks,” Hollow informs him reaching down and grabbing his crotch.

“I am not, I've already cum recently,” he tells her before removing her grabby hand.

“Oh right I remember Applejack complaining about you, something about ‘All he does is sit around and jack off or fuck Umbra and make messes with his cum,’ that sound about right?” Hollow says.

“Yeah that’s what I have been doing lately,” Silent sheepishly admits with a nervous laugh.

“Well I can’t hire you here since you can’t nut loads like Magma’s and I can’t train you since it took me a long time to get him to cum the way he cums but I might know where you can get a gig,” she tells him which causes his eyebrow to raise with curiosity.

“Where?” he asks.

“Follow me,” she says, gesturing to him. “Prince, Princess I will be back soon,” she tells her twin spawn.

“Goodbye mother goodbye Silent,” the twins say in unison as Hollow leads Silent somewhere he may find employment.

After a walk throughout Ponyville the two arrive at the one place that is a den for debauchery and sinful lust and pleasures Flanksworth, Ponyville’s best strip club slash brothel. Silent scratches his head confused as he had never been or heard of this place but sees this long line with a bouncer keeping them from coming in. Hollow waves to the bouncer getting her attention.

“Hey Sky, he’s with me,” she says sticking a thumb out to point at Silent to which the acid neon green mare nods and signals for them to enter the building.

As soon as Silent enters the building and his eyes go wide at what he sees, tables with ponies drinking various beverages and scantily clad servers along with a big stage with a runway and a pole at the end for the exotic dancers to give a show to the patrons who toss these odd green paper things at them or into their g strings.

“Okay I have several questions,” Silent says taking in what he is seeing as a male dancer is working his ass off literally on stage.

“Come on let’s go see Scorch, he is in charge here,” she says stopping at a nearby booth and trading some bits for more of that weird green paper stuff.

“Uh okay then, how do you know this Scorch?” Silent asks as Hollow counts her green paper

“Simple old friend plus this is where Magma works when he isn’t on the farm,” she mentions pointing to the stage as the DJ now announces the next dancer to be Magma who comes out on stage and works his own magic for the happy crowd.

“Right,” Silent says watching Magma dance and as he is about to wipe out his tallywacker they duck into the manager's office.

As the two enter they are greeted by seeing a beige alicorn plowing one of the female strippers over his desk.

“Hey Hollow, who’s this?” Scorch asks not stopping his fucking of the stripper.

“A potential new employee,” she says pushing Silent forward.

“H-hi I’m Silent,” he says, bright red blush taking place on his freckled cheeks.

“Nice to meet nnngh!” Scorch says as he grits his teeth and pulls his cock out and begins to cum all over her ass and back. Silent blushes brighter his usual ash gray color being replaced with a subtle amount of crimson, and oddly enough his black horse meat starts to grow a bit stiff from the free show. “Haaaa haaa… sorry about that,” Scorch apologizes after finishing his orgasm and giving the stripper a pat on the rear for a job well done. “So Silent you're looking for work right?” he asks him before sitting down in his chair.

“Y-yeah but I don’t think I’d like being a stripper,” Silent admits.

“A lot of ponies say that but then come to like it,” Scorch explains to him. “After all a lot of money can be made here whether you work as a dancer or want to get a bit more… personal,” Scorch tells him with a wink.

“You mean…” Silent begins connecting the dots.

“Yup we also provide escorting and backrooms for customers to fuck the entertainers should they desire for a higher amount then usual,” Scorch explains. “I won’t go into details about how the currency and pay offs work. That's Gloria’s job really but I will need to see how you can do on stage before hiring you,” Scorch informs him.

“So you’d want me to get up and dance?” Silent questions.

“Correct but maybe find somepony who works here to do some sort of group dance,” Scorch tells the budding stripper.

“Sure how about you Hollow?” he asks, turning around only to notice Hollow is long gone.

“Yeah she left a while ago, probably going to book a room for her and Magma to get it on in,” Scorch says. “She likes to come here and use her changeling magic to disguise herself as somepony else and get plowed by him,” Scorch finishes his explanation. “Your best bet is to go around and ask one of the dancers working the floor for private dances or backroom services,” Scorch tells him, and with that Silent lets out a deep sigh before heading out to look for a partner.

Silent begins wandering around before spying what looks like Magma with a mare who he assumes is Hollow much like Scorch said going into the backrooms area. Suddenly Silent’s vision goes dark as two soft pillowy fleshy orbs surround his head, which honestly is quite pleasant for him.

“Oh I am super sorry I didn’t see you there!” a voice apologizes, it then occurs to Silent he is stuck between a pair of big pink breasts. She pulls him out to reveal a familiar pony Silent knows, it is Pinkie Pie! But what is she doing here? “Oh Silent! Hi, what are you doing here?” she asks him, stealing his exact question he was going to ask her.

“Oh I am taking a job here but I need to perform and well I need a partner to do so,” he begins to explain but is cut off.

“Say no more,” Pinkie says before grabbing his wrist and practically dragging him to the backstage area. “Come on partner let’s go get changed!” she yells as the two make way.

In the backstage area are a bunch of lockers along with numerous skimpy and sexy outfits for the performers to wear; from nuns to western to doctors you name it. Also there are some benches for them to sit and use to get changed on, there is also a vanity with plenty of makeup to use to help complete one’s look and get out and perform for the eager crowd.

Pinkie drags him and sits him on the bench before going through one of the chests filled with latex elbowless gloves, leggings and thongs tossing one of each at him.

“Get changed quickly,” she tells him before skipping off to get her own outfit all set. Silent looks down at the thong wondering if his cock can even fit in it without accidently falling out, he shrugs and begins changing stuffing his clothes in one of the empty lockers.

“Okay, we're up next,” Pinkie tells Silent who just finished stuffing his bait and tackle into the thong with them bulging out. He gets up and pulls out a slight wedgie he has with his thong before he follows Pinkie who is clad in a similar outfit but her is a light blue and she has a bra on.

“Alright everypony give it up one more time for Rump Dump,” the DJ says as the audience cheers the now nude pony coming back behind the curtain to the backstage. “Now give it up for a duo act up next is Pink Thunder and our rookie Silent!” the DJ announces while the two make their way onto the runway stage. While Pinkie is waving and blowing kisses, Silent is more so awkward and doing what can pass for a wave. They get to the end of the stage with the pole and the DJ puts on the music to which Pinkie begins to dance like she has done this before, Silent does try to follow but it is obvious he is a tad bit shy here.

“C’mon Silent shake your money maker!” Pinkie cheers him on as she climbs and slides down the pole reaching over to give him a spank and making femboyish bum jiggle. Silent does so again awkwardly but the crowd applauds his bravery.

“Hey Pinkie does this have to be us dancing or is there something else we could be doing,” Silent asks Pinkie as she once again slides down the pole doing a little twirl.

“Well we could have sex on stage but it would have to be in the backdoor okay,” Pinkie says with a wink before getting down bending over using the pole to support her weight and wiggling her plump rump at him. Wasting no time he finishes his cock out from the thong and pushes her own thong to the side giving him access to her fudge maker.

“Whoa, looks like we got a live show everypony!” the DJ exclaims changing the song to something better suited to the show the audience is going to be viewing. Silent presses his dick into her asshole and is quite astonished that Pinkie took his whole cock straight down to the base with no problem at all whatsoever. He then commences to happily plow her butthole with as much vigor as he can muster in order to make her whole body rock back and forth causing her pillowy breasts to spill free which earns a hearty cheer from the crowd. A dopey looking grin spreads across Silent’s face. He isn't so nervous or shy when he is pounding this pink pony butt he almost doesn’t even register the audience making noise just the fact his penis feels good and wants to continue feeling good. And as he does so he grits his teeth and cums giving her chocolate star a bit of cream, with a content sigh the audience goes nuts throwing that green paper stuff onto the stage.

“One more time! One more time! One more time!” The crowd starts chanting as soon as Silent is done nutting he decides to oblige them rutting Pinkie’s puckered star once more with gusto.

Maybe this is why Magma works here Silent figures after all being paid to fuck sounds like a pretty good gig but what is the pay like? Ah screw the pay there are way too many perks for Silent to pass this job up.

Silent cums once again causing Pinkie to get a noticeable cum paunch and like before as soon as he is done cumming he goes back to drilling her ass again, clapping her cheeks with enthusiasm as the crowd cheers him on for still going.

It is around this time Silent sorta loses track of how many times he has came in Pinkie but it was enough to make her look six months with a foal, as he was stuck in a rutting cycle of power fucking her as hard as he can and cumming even harder then repeating. This process has left his sack completely empty with not a lick of cum left and both his nuts feeling like dried up raisins.

He pulls out panting and unleashing a cascade of cum out of Pinkie’s asshole pouring down and pooling on the stage floor as the crowd hoots,hollers and throws more of that green stuff Silent has been seeing all over this place. He picks up as much as he can before helping Pinkie backstage.

“Alright give it up one last time for Pink Thunder and Silent!” the DJ says as they take their leave. With only a trail of dropped green paper slips and spooge in their wake.

As soon as they’re backstage Scorch stands there and gives them a round of applause.

“Well done the crowd loved the show,” Scorch starts approaching with more of the green paper. “Consider yourself hired,” Scorch says, stuffing the green paper he is holding into Silent’s thong. “You can get those bit bucks converted into bits at the counter by the entrance by the way,” Scorch explains before giving Silent a firm smack on the butt. “Welcome aboard,” he says before taking off back to his office.

“Congratulations!” Pinkie exclaims her energy brought back to maximum. “We can do so many more performances together!” she shouts. “But first things first you gotta learn to dance,” she points out, but Silent can worry about that later he is pretty happy about his new gig and all the benefits it entails after all.

In the backrooms…

The bed creaks as a large red horse cock enters her pussy over and over with force, sweat drips from his brow as she reaches up and bites a finger to contain her moans. Magma was still with the client he had never seen before who requested his services and was happily plowing her tight pussy with his popular bitch breaker. Her legs enclose around him as she cums for what he counts is the third time, drawing him in he reaches and gropes her G cup melons squeezing them as he tries to not cum inside her after all he has gotten in trouble for cumming inside customers.

“I am about to cum!” he groans trying to pull out.

“Cum inside me please!” she responds which melts away any resistance he had and caves in. His sack sends all the spooge it can produce through his pleasure stick causing the veins to bulge before exploding and coating the insides of her velvet curtain, he grits his teeth as the two ride a wave of pleasure together as he floods her womb full of seed. It is a good thing they pump so much anti conception magic into the back rooms especially the ones he works in, he has gotten in way too much trouble for this sort of thing anyway.

As her eyes cross from being satisfied and her belly slowly bloating her magic wears off and the seemingly stranger pony is replaced with Hollow Armour lusty changeling and Magma’s marefriend.

“H-Hollow!?” Magma exclaims realizing it was her in disguise.

“You were expecting the Easter pony?” she says with a giggle before kissing his nose.

“You know we can always fuck at home right?” he tells her. “This is the eighth time you have done this all week and it’s only tuesday!” he explains.

“Yeah but it’s fun seeing you cum in some random mare you don’t even know,” she giggles before kissing him deeply and causing him to melt in her arms and his dick to re harden and the bed to creek once more.