Twilight Sparkle has turned 24. Her quarter-life crisis is right around the corner. Freshly princess'd, she starts to regret her incredibly successful life...which is just as well, because it's about to be flipped entirely turnways.

Celestia and Luna have been hiding something--a game that they hoped would be lost to time forever.

It's called SBURB. There. I said it. It's a homestuck crossover. We are, in fact, doing this. Indeed, we are making this happen, and none of you can stop me.

Contains copious amounts of stupid. May or may not be the start of something truly excellent. Written for the 2020 Crack-Storm.