Cheeto Man

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Pinkie Pie
Length: 1074

Cheeto Man go to equestria and save day.

Cheeto Man go to equestria and save the day for pony equine forever.

Published 2020-04-01 20:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-04-01 20:40:01 UTC

Cheeto Man

Cheeto Man, Cheeto Man, what does it mean when there is a cheeto man?
Pinkie Pie processed, for she knew that Cheeto Man was the best snack of all time. Did you know that Cheeto’s were once the delicacy of my butthole.

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Once upon a time, there was a cheeto man. He enjoyed cheetos so much that Pinkie Pie arrived and took all his cheetos. The thing is, Cheetos are a very valuable commodity. So much so, that Cheetos have become a part of the lifestyle of everypony in Equestria. The idea of tongues that smacked against the roof of the mouth with the flavor of cheetos.

Cheeto Man then recalled, how could this pink pony absolutely devastated my cheeto man bootyhole? Was it because the cheetos were too powerful? Or was it that cheeto man didn't’ get why Pinkie Pie was a cheetah, slang for cheeto female who enjoys cheetos.

Cheeto Man then went to Sugar Cube Corner and slapped Pinkie Pie’s ass.

“Why did you steal my cheetos pink equine of horseland?” he said.

“It was not I that brought you the madness of cheetos, cheeto man. I only stole the cheetos for my own consumption, for you see, I have been told that I am a cheetah” she said.

Cheetah born Pinkie Pie the pink equine was wondering what to do with herself. So she sucked on Cheeto Man’s cheeto crusted cheeto fingers. There, she licked down all the cheeto on this hand and then rubbed it into her mane.

“Now I am cheeto lordess of the cheeto equines, not even Princess Celestia will be able to stop me” she said.

Then Princess Celestia came inside Sugar Cube Corner.

“I knew this day would come Cheesy Lordess of the cheese lord, stuff”.

A bit of cheeto came out of her nose. Princess Celestia knew that there would be no escape. But she had to try to do something and stop the infection from spreading. The cheetopocalypse had begun, and all sort of equine would be turned into cheeto eating zombies.

“No pinkie panka poonkus, you must not eat the cheetos they will...Nyaaaaaa!” said Princess Celestia as a cheeto went up her mouth, forcefully.

“Look at your goddess, your unmaker now, she is butt a horrible excuse for a nincompoop ugly mare now!” said Pinkie Pie.

Everypony eated bags of cheetos, from every corner of Equestria. A certain Rarity was having an intimate sexual time with cheetos on her bed and also, Rainbow Dash was cheeto!

“No, not Rainbow Dash, the most liked pony in Equestria!” said Princess Celestia.

Then, a powerful thud resounded around. It was a cheeto tsunami, and then Princess Luna appeared eating a bag of cheetos.

“Wuts happenin cuz, why everybody eatin cheetos om nom nom nom” she said.

“Sister, run for your life, the cheeto tsunami has come!”

As the tsunami came to Ponyville, Cheeto Man sang a song.

Pinkie Pie makes me shoot so high
Up in the sky
The way she talks
Makes my balls rock

I ain’t cuck
But Cheese Sandwich I would suck
And plaster my master
Pinkie Pie after

She knows the way she moves those hips
It gives me a tip
To put my chips
At Pinkie Pie’s lips
The sex would be apocalyptic

It would shake the lower septic
Of the earth where we stand
And make a second foal
And have their marriage whole

So deep my cock would go
All the way deep into her soul
No pony would escape
The absolute taint

Of myself slappin that flank
With the utmost restraint
I would let the cheese in
And double team her at the same time

Right a Pinkie’s Prime
And fill her with our slime
Guess which foal would be his or mine
Damn that horse is crazy
Let's make a horse baby

Then Pinkie Pie creamed her non-existent pants. It streamed over the floor like ice cream comin from an ice cream machine.

The tsunami enveloped the village hidden in the Evefree Forest. Before wow, Naruto from Naruto used a rasengan and blew up the cheeto tsunami. Everypony cheered, Celestia made a weird face, and somepony was rubbing out to Naruto’s image.

“Ah don’t worry about it guys, I was just here to check the village since I’m a ninja and apparently your all horses”

Then he kicked Derpy Hooves and sent her flying because she was staring too much.

“Nigga I don’t like being watched you stupid horse” he said.

Then the Pony calamity swarmed the ninja man with hugs and constriction.

Celestia came to Naruto and talked to him.

“For saving the vil- ponyville from utter destruction of cheetos, here is a bag of cheetos”.

Then, Naruto slapped Princess Celestia, grabbed the cheetos and scarfed the bag entirely.

“Cheetos, cheeeeetoooooos, CHEEEETOOOOS!” said Naruto as he crawled like a roach.

“I haven’t, I… I… haven’t had cheetos in so long, give me the CHEETOS” he said with a raised ninja knife or kunai.

Somepony shout out, “I heard that celestia has a bunch of cheetos up her butt”

Naruto turned his head to unfathomable degrees.

Naruto went to Celestia fat butt and stuck his entire human head inside. Only the neckline could be seen.

“Wow, there are a lot of cheetos in this cheeto butt” he said.

He reached out with his frog tongue(turned into sage mode) and gave Celestia a moan from the wet sloppies.

“Llelelelelelelleel, lilililliilili” said Naruto.

Naruto ate all the cheetos from her butt.

“Wow that was satisfying” he said with a cave like rebound.

Now, i’m going to marry you.

There was a wedding between Princess Celestia and Naruto.
They kissed, everypony was there, Pinkie Pie and 45 Cheeto Men in Cheeto marriage vests came.

They all clapped at the union of naruto and Princess Celestia.

Celestia wore a white gown and Naruto a white gown.

Then Naruto shouted.

“To my true love, Chelestia, the cheetah equine alicorn” he said.

Hinata from Naruto and show, was dragged by the leg of Naruto the individual.

He was polygamy man now, and no one cared because cheeto man was god now.

CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO

They all started to chant

CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO

They all started sing

CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO

They all started to praise

CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO CHEETO