BFFs in Mlp

Equestria. DLC

"Yay, new map!" shouted Noob.

"Seriously? You like this map. It sucks," said Engineer.

"Oh c'mon. Why you don't like this map? There are so many colors and rainbows!"

"It's because it looks like we are in little girl's imagination," said Recon.

"Guys! I need some goddamnit help!" shouted Medic in the chat.

"No worries, where are you?"

"I am on point B! Hurry, I have two guys and a fucking helicopter there!"

"You heard him, guys? Move!" ordered Engineer. Soon they approached the point B. It was a building, that looked like a carousel. Suddenly they were attacked by the hail of bullets.

"Shit!" Everyone ran away in random directions. Recon and Engineer hid in one house, while Noob was jumping and dodging most of the bullets.

BOOM

The helicopter fell to the ground with an explosion. Guys looked around and saw Ammo Guy with Stinger.

"Haha! Suck it! You guys saw that! It was awesome!" he shouted. Meanwhile, Medic came out of his cover and approached his friends.

"Phew, thanks guys I thought that I will die."

"No worries, Medic. That's why we are friends!" claimed Noob. Everyone just rolled their eyes and headed to point C. Noob looked at them with confusion, but then followed. Soon they approached the point C. It was a castle made of crystal and tree.

"Wow! I imagine how I will be on the top of this and killing enemies like ants!" shouted Noob.

"Sorry dude. But you can enter into this castle. It just texture," said Simon.

"Ou. Damn."

"Alright, guys. Concentrate. Enemies can be-" Engineer was killed by the beam. Everyone looked around and saw...unicorn in gold armor. All were surprised.

"What the? Is that a horse with a horn?" asked Recon.

"It's a unicorn," said Medic.

"It's pony correctly," said Noob.

"What? It's a unicorn."

"No, Recon said it was a horse, but he said he is a pony."

"Who said?"

"He." Noob pointed to the pony. Everyone looked at him. He was telling something, but he heard nothing. It looked like a listening movie without the sound.

"Umm, Noob, are you sure HE said that? We don't hear anything," said Recon.

"No, I can clearly hear him. Now he said to surrender and we won't be harmed," said Noob.

"Aagh! Why the hell we are dealing with this!?" complained Ammo Guy. He pulled out his assault rifle and shot unicorn. He fell to the ground. Dead.

"No! Why did you kill him? asked Noob.

"It's just NPC, Noob," said Engineer, who respawned.

"Guys, enemies are taking point A! We must move out!" ordered Colonel 100.

"Yes, sir!" shouted everyone, except Noob. Soon they approached point A, which was a farm with apple trees. The point was near the shed. Suddenly they were met by a hail of bullets. Everyone took a cover.

"Agh!"

"Eh!"

"Oh!"

"Aaa!" Soon all enemies were dead. BBF friends looked around and saw Colonel 100 with his knife, who was killing the last enemy.

"Okay, guys. Enemies captured point E. We need to capture it back! Move!"

"Alright, guys. Let's go," said Ammo Guy.

"As you say, pony killer," said Noob.

"What?"

"You killed that pony. He just protected himself."

"It fucking killed Engi, you fucking moron."

"If we just surrendered, he wouldn't kill him."

"Guys, you know what we do now? Fucking nothing! Let's go to the D," got Medic into the conversation.

"Okay, but I won't go with pony killer."

"As you say. Here is a helicopter. You can fly to your fucking ponies!"

"Oh yeah! I will fly on the helicopter!" With those words, Noob quickly sat in the vehicle and flew.

"Hey, moron! You forgot us!" shouted Engineer.

"Sorry, I can't hear you."

"You fucking piece of shit! Come back here!" But Noob didn't listen to them, as usual. Suddenly he heard something in the back of the helicopter. He turned around and saw three fillies who were shaking and hugging each other because of scariness.

"Ow, it's so cute." Fillies opened their eyes and saw Noob. They screamed and exited the helicopter, but noticed that they were flying. They began falling. Suddenly Noob caught them and they began slowly landing to the ground with a parachute. Fillies looked at Noob with surprise. Suddenly yellow pony said:

"Thanks."

"No problem," answered Noob making fillies' eyes to become wide.

"Y-you can understand us?"

"Yes, why are you asking this?"

"Well, none of the your...friends hear us," said white pony.

"What was that flying thing?" asked orange pony.

"It was a helicopter. It's a vehicle that allows flying," explained Noob.

"Wow, it so cool!"

"Yeah, I know. BTW, my name is Noob."

"I am Applebloom. That's Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. Together we are...Cutie Mark Crusaders!" shouted ponies in unison. Suddenly they heard an explosion. They looked at the source of noise and saw that helicopter fell and killed three enemies.

"Oops. Sorry, because of us your vehicle is now ruined."

"Pff, no problem. Vehicles respawn again. We can destroy them as much as we want!"

"Cool."

"Applebloom!"

"Sweetie Belle!"

"Scootaloo!" Group landed on the ground and saw three older ponies who approached and hugged fillies.

"Oh Celestia, we were worried about you!"

"Where were you?"

"Stay back!" Older ponies saw Noob and then they backed away.

"Don't come closer, if you value your life!"

"Wait, he saved us!" shouted Scootaloo. Older ponies looked at her with surprise.

"Scootaloo, those aliens are killing everypony and destroying our town! He isn't friendly!"

"You know I can hear you, right?" asked Noob. Older ponies yelped and looked at Noob with shock.

"Y-you can hear us?"

"Yeah. And I saved fillies." Older ponies were speechless. Soon the white pony said:

"Thanks for saving my sister."

"Yeah, thanks for saving our little sisters. If not you, Celestia knows what could happen to them. My name is Applejack. That's Rarity and Rainbow Dash."

"The fastest pony in Equestria!" bragged Rainbow Dash.

"I am Noob." Suddenly the rocket hit the group. Noob coughed and got up on his legs. He saw that ponies were dead (pieces of meat, fur, and bones).

"Noooooooooo!" he shouted in the sky, falling on his knees and throwing his arms in the sky.