BFFs in Mlp

"Please don't kill me!" shouted gray mare.

"I won't kill you," said Noob. Mare was surprised. 'Did this alien hear her?'

"Let me help." With those words, Noob placed C4 on the wood and pulled the detonator. BOOM The wood was shattered to pieces, while mare coughed and got up on her hooves.

"Thanks," she said.

"No problem."

"My name is Derpy. What is your name?"

"I am Noob." Suddenly the voice appeared:

"Noob! Where are you?"

"Oh hi, Medic. I am helping to ponies."

"Hurry, come here and help us. We are on point B."

"Yeah, with pleasure, but I have a problem."

"Which problem?"

"Ponies need my help." Suddenly another voice appeared:

"Noob! Fucking idiot! Drag your ass on the point D this instant!" shouted Engineer.

"Okay, okay. No need to scream." Derpy looked at him with confusion.

"Who is this?"

"Oh, that's my friends."

"Friends? The insulting is a part of friendship?"

"Well, they are always insulting me." Derpy flew to Noob and pated on the shoulder.

"Don't feel bad. Sometimes ponies insult me too because of my eyes." She pointed to her crossed eyes.

"I find them pretty cute."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Thanks," said Derpy, blushing.

"Okay, now I need to go to point D." Suddenly Noob came up with an idea. He turned to Derpy and asked:

"Umm, can you lift me?"

"What?"

"Can you lift me to the air?" Derpy looked at Noob. He was wearing heavy armor, so she barely believed that she could lift him.

"Well, I will try." With those words, Derpy flew and lifted Noob into the air. He was surprisingly light.

"Woohoo! I am flying!" shouted Noob. He aimed at enemies and pulled the trigger.

"Tatatatatatata!" Meanwhile Recon, Engi, and Medic were hiding behind the building.

"Damnit! Where is Noob!?" shouted Engineer.

"Incoming!" The trio looked up and saw Noob who was flying on the gray pony and shooting enemies.

"What the fuck?" said Medic.

"Just kill enemies," said Recon. Soon they captured point D.

"Woohoo! We did it!"

"Yeah!" shouted Derpy. Suddenly upon the Noob's head, the text appeared.

Twilight

Main 6 was searching for Noob. Pinkie even looked under the rock.

"Pinkie, he can't hide under the rock," said Twilight.

"Well, how we will find him?" asked Rarity.

"I hope we can hear his voice."

"Twilight, how do you think we can hear him? Shout something at the top of his lungs?" said Rainbow Dash. Suddenly they heard the loudest voice, which they ever heard.

"PROMOTED! PROMOTED! PROMOTED! PROMOTED! PROMOTED!" They looked up and saw Derpy, who was holding Noob.

"Well, he shouted something at the top of his lungs," said Pinkie.

"Follow him." With those words, Main 6 followed Noob. Meanwhile Derpy rubbed her ear with one hoof.

"Sweet Celestia, that was very loud," she said.

"Yeah, I have been promoted!" Suddenly they saw a rocket, which was flying right into them.

"Dodging! Dodging! Dodging!" shouted Noob. Derpy flew to the left and the rocket flew past them.

"Phew, that was close," said Noob.

"Yeah."

"Listen, I know we know each other for only 5 minutes, but can we be friends?"

"Well, yeah. Of course."

"Yay!" Suddenly they saw enemies.

"Attack!" shouted Noob. Derpy flew to enemies, while Noob shot them. After that, he shouted:

"Woohoo! That was awesome!" Soon they landed on the ground.

"Claymore," said Noob, planting the device on the ground.

"What is this?"

"Oh, it's the claymore. If an enemy steps on it, it will explode!" With those words, Noob placed another claymore. When he placed the third one, the first one disappeared.

"Umm, what happened to the first claymore?"

"What?" Noob saw that the first claymore wasn't on the spot. When he placed the fourth one, the second one disappeared.

"Oh, that means, I can place only two claymores. I thought I can place may of them." Suddenly they heard:

"Noob." He turned around and saw Main 6.

"Oh hi," said Noob, waving his arm.

"Hi, I am Pinkie Pie and that's Fluttershy. You know the rest of us," said pink mare.

"Hi, I am Noob. That's Derpy."

"Hi."

"Yeah, we know her, but now we must-"

"Noob. There you are." Everyone turned around and saw Recon, Engineer, Medic.

"Oh hi, guys. That's my friends."

"We don't care, we should capture that point."

"Sorry, I can't. They need my help."

"Why the hell do you want to help ponies, instead of us?"

"Their lives are in danger."

"The only thing that will be in danger, will be your ass if you don't help us to capture the point."

"Sorry, guys. Go without me."

"Do you have a dick in your ear and it presses your brain?"

"No. I can't leave them. Friends don't leave friends."

"Since when they became friends to you?"

"Since I am the only one who can hear them. You know, you talk like we aren't friends."

"Finally, he got it."

"What?"

"You aren't our friend, idiot."

"But we play Battlefield together."

"Yeah, but most of our time is ruined because of you, idiot. You always interfered with us and most of our defeats happened because of you."

"What? I helped you. I am a pro."

"You aren't pro, you are just a fucking loser, who doesn't have any friends." Noob began crying.

"Hey, guys. I need help on point C."

"Move up, guys!" With those words Recon, Engineer and Medic headed to point C, leaving Noob with ponies.

"Wow, that was rude," said Pinkie.

"Umm, Noob, are you okay?" asked Derpy. She waved her hoof in front of Noob's face. but he didn't respond. He was sad, because what guys said really hurt him. He went AFK. Suddenly the rocket hit the group, killing everyone.

Noob's room

Noob was sitting on his chair and sobbing. Suddenly he saw a man in the cloak in front of him. He yelped and asked:

"Who are you?"

"That's not necessary. I know that you are upset, but now you must help those ponies. You are their last hope." With those words, the man disappeared. Noob wiped away the tears and sat at his table.

"I didn't have friends, but now I have them and I must help them."