BFFs in Mlp

by Oaoadil

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death, Alternate Universe, Derpy Hooves, Violence, Crossover, Human, Main 6
Length: 3875

Battlefield friends meets Mane 6

Battlefield friends are very happy because of new DLC, which was suprisingly free. All of them downloaded the pack and they began play. While they were playing they saw strange NPC. Ponies. All NPC was attacking both teams, but players were killing them. Everyone didn't pay any attention to this, except one person. The Noob.
Will he help to little ponies to stop thos chaos or he will just shoot them? (In this story, MLP don't exist at the BFFs universe.) I was inspired by Battlefield Friends: The Equestrian DLC

Published 2020-05-13 10:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-05-19 16:09:26 UTC

Chapter 1

Equestria. DLC

"Yay, new map!" shouted Noob.

"Seriously? You like this map. It sucks," said Engineer.

"Oh c'mon. Why you don't like this map? There are so many colors and rainbows!"

"It's because it looks like we are in little girl's imagination," said Recon.

"Guys! I need some goddamnit help!" shouted Medic in the chat.

"No worries, where are you?"

"I am on point B! Hurry, I have two guys and a fucking helicopter there!"

"You heard him, guys? Move!" ordered Engineer. Soon they approached the point B. It was a building, that looked like a carousel. Suddenly they were attacked by the hail of bullets.

"Shit!" Everyone ran away in random directions. Recon and Engineer hid in one house, while Noob was jumping and dodging most of the bullets.

BOOM

The helicopter fell to the ground with an explosion. Guys looked around and saw Ammo Guy with Stinger.

"Haha! Suck it! You guys saw that! It was awesome!" he shouted. Meanwhile, Medic came out of his cover and approached his friends.

"Phew, thanks guys I thought that I will die."

"No worries, Medic. That's why we are friends!" claimed Noob. Everyone just rolled their eyes and headed to point C. Noob looked at them with confusion, but then followed. Soon they approached the point C. It was a castle made of crystal and tree.

"Wow! I imagine how I will be on the top of this and killing enemies like ants!" shouted Noob.

"Sorry dude. But you can enter into this castle. It just texture," said Simon.

"Ou. Damn."

"Alright, guys. Concentrate. Enemies can be-" Engineer was killed by the beam. Everyone looked around and saw...unicorn in gold armor. All were surprised.

"What the? Is that a horse with a horn?" asked Recon.

"It's a unicorn," said Medic.

"It's pony correctly," said Noob.

"What? It's a unicorn."

"No, Recon said it was a horse, but he said he is a pony."

"Who said?"

"He." Noob pointed to the pony. Everyone looked at him. He was telling something, but he heard nothing. It looked like a listening movie without the sound.

"Umm, Noob, are you sure HE said that? We don't hear anything," said Recon.

"No, I can clearly hear him. Now he said to surrender and we won't be harmed," said Noob.

"Aagh! Why the hell we are dealing with this!?" complained Ammo Guy. He pulled out his assault rifle and shot unicorn. He fell to the ground. Dead.

"No! Why did you kill him? asked Noob.

"It's just NPC, Noob," said Engineer, who respawned.

"Guys, enemies are taking point A! We must move out!" ordered Colonel 100.

"Yes, sir!" shouted everyone, except Noob. Soon they approached point A, which was a farm with apple trees. The point was near the shed. Suddenly they were met by a hail of bullets. Everyone took a cover.

"Agh!"

"Eh!"

"Oh!"

"Aaa!" Soon all enemies were dead. BBF friends looked around and saw Colonel 100 with his knife, who was killing the last enemy.

"Okay, guys. Enemies captured point E. We need to capture it back! Move!"

"Alright, guys. Let's go," said Ammo Guy.

"As you say, pony killer," said Noob.

"What?"

"You killed that pony. He just protected himself."

"It fucking killed Engi, you fucking moron."

"If we just surrendered, he wouldn't kill him."

"Guys, you know what we do now? Fucking nothing! Let's go to the D," got Medic into the conversation.

"Okay, but I won't go with pony killer."

"As you say. Here is a helicopter. You can fly to your fucking ponies!"

"Oh yeah! I will fly on the helicopter!" With those words, Noob quickly sat in the vehicle and flew.

"Hey, moron! You forgot us!" shouted Engineer.

"Sorry, I can't hear you."

"You fucking piece of shit! Come back here!" But Noob didn't listen to them, as usual. Suddenly he heard something in the back of the helicopter. He turned around and saw three fillies who were shaking and hugging each other because of scariness.

"Ow, it's so cute." Fillies opened their eyes and saw Noob. They screamed and exited the helicopter, but noticed that they were flying. They began falling. Suddenly Noob caught them and they began slowly landing to the ground with a parachute. Fillies looked at Noob with surprise. Suddenly yellow pony said:

"Thanks."

"No problem," answered Noob making fillies' eyes to become wide.

"Y-you can understand us?"

"Yes, why are you asking this?"

"Well, none of the your...friends hear us," said white pony.

"What was that flying thing?" asked orange pony.

"It was a helicopter. It's a vehicle that allows flying," explained Noob.

"Wow, it so cool!"

"Yeah, I know. BTW, my name is Noob."

"I am Applebloom. That's Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. Together we are...Cutie Mark Crusaders!" shouted ponies in unison. Suddenly they heard an explosion. They looked at the source of noise and saw that helicopter fell and killed three enemies.

"Oops. Sorry, because of us your vehicle is now ruined."

"Pff, no problem. Vehicles respawn again. We can destroy them as much as we want!"

"Cool."

"Applebloom!"

"Sweetie Belle!"

"Scootaloo!" Group landed on the ground and saw three older ponies who approached and hugged fillies.

"Oh Celestia, we were worried about you!"

"Where were you?"

"Stay back!" Older ponies saw Noob and then they backed away.

"Don't come closer, if you value your life!"

"Wait, he saved us!" shouted Scootaloo. Older ponies looked at her with surprise.

"Scootaloo, those aliens are killing everypony and destroying our town! He isn't friendly!"

"You know I can hear you, right?" asked Noob. Older ponies yelped and looked at Noob with shock.

"Y-you can hear us?"

"Yeah. And I saved fillies." Older ponies were speechless. Soon the white pony said:

"Thanks for saving my sister."

"Yeah, thanks for saving our little sisters. If not you, Celestia knows what could happen to them. My name is Applejack. That's Rarity and Rainbow Dash."

"The fastest pony in Equestria!" bragged Rainbow Dash.

"I am Noob." Suddenly the rocket hit the group. Noob coughed and got up on his legs. He saw that ponies were dead (pieces of meat, fur, and bones).

"Noooooooooo!" he shouted in the sky, falling on his knees and throwing his arms in the sky.

Chapter 2

Twilight

Twilight was hiding behind barrels and tried to understand what was happening. It happened yesterday. Out of nowhere, the big object appeared at the bottom of the School of Friendship, then these aliens appeared and began destroying everything and killing everypony. Those aliens can't hear them. Suddenly she heard:

"Surrender now and you won't be harmed!" She looked from her cover and saw Flash Sentry.

"No! Get out of there!" shouted Twilight, but he didn't hear it. Suddenly something happened what she expected less.

"Who said?"

"He." One alien pointed to Flash Sentry who also was surprised to know that alien could hear him. Other aliens began arguing. when suddenly another alien appeared and used his weapon. Flash Sentry fell to the ground. Dead. Twilight covered her mouth. While aliens were arguing more, she approached the body and began crying. Suddenly it disappeared. Twilight was shocked. Suddenly she saw that aliens were going somewhere. She decided to follow them. Soon they approached Apple farm. Suddenly she saw an alien, who was killing other aliens in other clothes with a knife. He approached aliens and ordered to go to point E. Then aliens began arguing again and an alien who understood ponies approached the strange caret and sit in there. It began flying, while other aliens began shouting that he forgot them. She followed the vehicle. Suddenly she saw that CMC exited it and began falling, but she saw that alien jumped and caught them. Then they began landing with a parachute. Twilight was shocked and surprised. This alien didn't look like others. He was friendly and not so violent. Soon she saw Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity approaching them. After a short arguing they introduced each other, then suddenly the rocket hit them. Twilight gasped. After the smoke went down she saw her friends. Correctly, what was left after them. She began crying.

"Nooooooo!" She saw that alien was crying too. Now she was sure that this alien, not an enemy. It's a friend. She approached Noob (she heard his name) and said:

"Thanks." Noob turned to her and asked:

"For what? They died."

"But you saved them. You aren't like your friends. My name is Twilight Sparkle."

"My name is Noob."

"Hurry, I need to lead you to our shelter," she said dragging Noob after her. Soon they approached the point C.

"But we can't enter in there."

"No worries." Twilight approached the door and knocked it. Soon it opened and they entered the castle. They were met by many ponies, who began shaking because of Noob.

"Twilight? Why did you bring this alien there? It will kill us!" shouted somepony.

"No worries, I won't harm you," claimed Noob making everyone gasp. Suddenly Twilight saw Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, CMC, and Flash Sentry. She was shocked and...happy.

"Girls!" she shouted and hugged her friends.

"Twi, you are choking us," said Applejack.

"Sorry." She released her friends.

"I thought you were dead."

"We either. But after death, we found ourselves there."

"It called Respawn," said Noob.

"What does respawn mean?"

"Well, if you die, you will come back," explained Noob. Suddenly from the mass of ponies two ponies came out. They were higher than other ponies and had horn & wings. One was white, while another was dark. White pony said:

"I am Princess Celestia. I am the ruler of Equestria. I want to thank you for saving my subjects. They told me how you saved them."

"My name is Noob."

"Why do you invade my kingdom?"

"Invade? We are just playing."

"Playing?"

"Yeah, it's a game. You need to capture points and kill enemies."

"You mean that killing is game for your race?"

"Umm, yeah, but only in games." Ponies were shocked by this. All this destruction and madness, which aliens caused was just a game for them. Suddenly dark pony said:

"So you are only one who can understand us?"

"Yes."

"My name is Princess Luna, I am co-ruler of Equestria."

"I am a Noob. Support."

"Support?"

"Yeah, we have four classes in this game. Engineer, Medic, Support, and Recon. Engineer specializes in tech, Medic - in combat and healing, Support gives to teammates ammo and help teammates with a machine gun and Recon scanning the area and kill an enemy from afar," explained Noob.

"Noob! Where the hell is you!?" shouted Engineer in chat.

"Oh hi, Engi. I am talking with ponies now."

"Stop doing it and help us to capture the fucking point!"

"Sorry, they need my help."

"Fucking asshole, bring your lazy ass here or I will-" Noob turned off the chat and looked at ponies who were blushing because of language.

"It's an Engi. He's my friend."

"Friend? You mean that insulting is a sign of friendship."

"They always shouting at me, but I ignore them." Suddenly the rocket came out of the window and hit Noob, shattering him to pieces. Everyone was shocked and covered their mouthes with hooves.

"No worries, he will come back. We need to find him. He is our last hope!" shouted Twilight.

Point E. Hospital

Engineer, Medic, and Recon were shooting at enemies. Soon Noob appeared and said:

"Hi guys, you won't believe what I saw!"

"Shut up Noob and help us!" shouted Medic.

"Okay." Noob grabbed his machine gun and began shooting at enemies. He killed two of them, while his friends killed the rest of enemies. Soon the point was captured.

"Haha, we did it!" shouted Engi.

"Yeah, nice work, guys," said Noob.

"Why are you happy? You did nothing."

"What? I was helping you. I even threw the ammo near you." Noob pointed to the ammo box nearby.

"I had already had an ammo, I didn't need them."

"At least say thanks."

"Okay, thanks for giving me an ammo."

"You are welcome."

"Guys, point D has been captured, we need take it back!" shouted Recon.

"Okay, let's move." With those words BBF headed to the point D. When they approached it, they saw it was a building which looked like a house made of sweets and cake.

"Help!"

"Guys, did you hear it?"

"Hear what? asked Medic.

"Someone shouted 'help'."

"Help!"

"Did you hear it?"

"Noob, we don't hear anything. Maybe you just turned on the general voice chat," said Recon.

"But I heard that it's near."

"Agh! Guys, just let's capture the point," said Engineer.

"You guys go, I will catch up with you." With those words Noob headed to the source of the noise.

"Help!"

Screams were heard from the destroyed house. Noob entered it and saw a gray pegasus with crossed eyes. On the top of her was a large piece of wood. When she saw Noob, her pupils shrieked.

Chapter 3

"Please don't kill me!" shouted gray mare.

"I won't kill you," said Noob. Mare was surprised. 'Did this alien hear her?'

"Let me help." With those words, Noob placed C4 on the wood and pulled the detonator. BOOM The wood was shattered to pieces, while mare coughed and got up on her hooves.

"Thanks," she said.

"No problem."

"My name is Derpy. What is your name?"

"I am Noob." Suddenly the voice appeared:

"Noob! Where are you?"

"Oh hi, Medic. I am helping to ponies."

"Hurry, come here and help us. We are on point B."

"Yeah, with pleasure, but I have a problem."

"Which problem?"

"Ponies need my help." Suddenly another voice appeared:

"Noob! Fucking idiot! Drag your ass on the point D this instant!" shouted Engineer.

"Okay, okay. No need to scream." Derpy looked at him with confusion.

"Who is this?"

"Oh, that's my friends."

"Friends? The insulting is a part of friendship?"

"Well, they are always insulting me." Derpy flew to Noob and pated on the shoulder.

"Don't feel bad. Sometimes ponies insult me too because of my eyes." She pointed to her crossed eyes.

"I find them pretty cute."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Thanks," said Derpy, blushing.

"Okay, now I need to go to point D." Suddenly Noob came up with an idea. He turned to Derpy and asked:

"Umm, can you lift me?"

"What?"

"Can you lift me to the air?" Derpy looked at Noob. He was wearing heavy armor, so she barely believed that she could lift him.

"Well, I will try." With those words, Derpy flew and lifted Noob into the air. He was surprisingly light.

"Woohoo! I am flying!" shouted Noob. He aimed at enemies and pulled the trigger.

"Tatatatatatata!" Meanwhile Recon, Engi, and Medic were hiding behind the building.

"Damnit! Where is Noob!?" shouted Engineer.

"Incoming!" The trio looked up and saw Noob who was flying on the gray pony and shooting enemies.

"What the fuck?" said Medic.

"Just kill enemies," said Recon. Soon they captured point D.

"Woohoo! We did it!"

"Yeah!" shouted Derpy. Suddenly upon the Noob's head, the text appeared.

Twilight

Main 6 was searching for Noob. Pinkie even looked under the rock.

"Pinkie, he can't hide under the rock," said Twilight.

"Well, how we will find him?" asked Rarity.

"I hope we can hear his voice."

"Twilight, how do you think we can hear him? Shout something at the top of his lungs?" said Rainbow Dash. Suddenly they heard the loudest voice, which they ever heard.

"PROMOTED! PROMOTED! PROMOTED! PROMOTED! PROMOTED!" They looked up and saw Derpy, who was holding Noob.

"Well, he shouted something at the top of his lungs," said Pinkie.

"Follow him." With those words, Main 6 followed Noob. Meanwhile Derpy rubbed her ear with one hoof.

"Sweet Celestia, that was very loud," she said.

"Yeah, I have been promoted!" Suddenly they saw a rocket, which was flying right into them.

"Dodging! Dodging! Dodging!" shouted Noob. Derpy flew to the left and the rocket flew past them.

"Phew, that was close," said Noob.

"Yeah."

"Listen, I know we know each other for only 5 minutes, but can we be friends?"

"Well, yeah. Of course."

"Yay!" Suddenly they saw enemies.

"Attack!" shouted Noob. Derpy flew to enemies, while Noob shot them. After that, he shouted:

"Woohoo! That was awesome!" Soon they landed on the ground.

"Claymore," said Noob, planting the device on the ground.

"What is this?"

"Oh, it's the claymore. If an enemy steps on it, it will explode!" With those words, Noob placed another claymore. When he placed the third one, the first one disappeared.

"Umm, what happened to the first claymore?"

"What?" Noob saw that the first claymore wasn't on the spot. When he placed the fourth one, the second one disappeared.

"Oh, that means, I can place only two claymores. I thought I can place may of them." Suddenly they heard:

"Noob." He turned around and saw Main 6.

"Oh hi," said Noob, waving his arm.

"Hi, I am Pinkie Pie and that's Fluttershy. You know the rest of us," said pink mare.

"Hi, I am Noob. That's Derpy."

"Hi."

"Yeah, we know her, but now we must-"

"Noob. There you are." Everyone turned around and saw Recon, Engineer, Medic.

"Oh hi, guys. That's my friends."

"We don't care, we should capture that point."

"Sorry, I can't. They need my help."

"Why the hell do you want to help ponies, instead of us?"

"Their lives are in danger."

"The only thing that will be in danger, will be your ass if you don't help us to capture the point."

"Sorry, guys. Go without me."

"Do you have a dick in your ear and it presses your brain?"

"No. I can't leave them. Friends don't leave friends."

"Since when they became friends to you?"

"Since I am the only one who can hear them. You know, you talk like we aren't friends."

"Finally, he got it."

"What?"

"You aren't our friend, idiot."

"But we play Battlefield together."

"Yeah, but most of our time is ruined because of you, idiot. You always interfered with us and most of our defeats happened because of you."

"What? I helped you. I am a pro."

"You aren't pro, you are just a fucking loser, who doesn't have any friends." Noob began crying.

"Hey, guys. I need help on point C."

"Move up, guys!" With those words Recon, Engineer and Medic headed to point C, leaving Noob with ponies.

"Wow, that was rude," said Pinkie.

"Umm, Noob, are you okay?" asked Derpy. She waved her hoof in front of Noob's face. but he didn't respond. He was sad, because what guys said really hurt him. He went AFK. Suddenly the rocket hit the group, killing everyone.

Noob's room

Noob was sitting on his chair and sobbing. Suddenly he saw a man in the cloak in front of him. He yelped and asked:

"Who are you?"

"That's not necessary. I know that you are upset, but now you must help those ponies. You are their last hope." With those words, the man disappeared. Noob wiped away the tears and sat at his table.

"I didn't have friends, but now I have them and I must help them."

Chapter 4

Main 6 with Derpy found themselves in the Castle of Friendship.

"What the buck just happened?" shouted Derpy.

"We died and came back to life," answered Pinkie.

"Oh no, what will we do now? We need to find Noob again," said Twilight.

"No need, I am here." Everyone turned around and saw Noob.

"Noob! You are alive!" shouted Derpy hugging Noob.

"Yeah. Now I am here to save you. Let's go!"

"Aye aye, captain!" said Pinkie. With those words, they headed to the main room, where they found Celestia with Luna.

"Celestia, we got Noob. What we need to do now?" asked Twilight.

"Now, we need to head to the School of Friendship. I and my sister sensed the strange source of magic coming from there. We will go with you," said Celestia. Soon the group went outside and luckily saw a jeep. Everyone took a seat and rid of the point F. Suddenly they were met by the hail of bullets. Everyone took a cover behind the jeep. Princesses came out of their covers and began shooting the beams of magic into enemies.

"Go! We will take care of them!" shouted Luna. Main 6 with Derpy and Noob nodded. They headed to the school while Luna and Celestia were killing everyone.

"Good shooting, sis!"

"Than-" Celestia was cut off when the man fell from the sky and stabbed her with the knife with a bipod. It was Colonel 100.

"Sister!" Luna began shooting at the man, but he was dodging and finally stabbed her.

"Nice try," said Colonel. Meanwhile, Noob and Main 6 with Derpy were in the school and suddenly met Starlight Glimmer with Trixie. When the last ones saw Noob they screamed. But Twilight said:

"Calm down, he is with us."

"Twilight, he is an alien! He will kill us!"

"No, I won't kill you," said Noob surprising Trixie and Starlight.

"H-he can understand us?"

"Yeah. We don't have time. We need to move. Did you see something suspicious?"

"Yeah, yesterday I sensed the surge of the energy in our basement."

"So move to the basement," ordered Noob. Soon they were in front of the door. When they opened it, they saw a big blue crystal which was levitating in the air. Twilight blasted the beam of magic into it, but it didn't even leave a scratch on it. Suddenly Noob came up with an idea. He put two claymores, C4, and backed away.

"Go! I will blow up this crystal!"

"But what about you?" asked Derpy.

"I will be fine." Derpy hugged Noob and exited the basement with others. Noob took a breath and threw the grenade.

"I did it. I save them." BOOM The explosion destroyed the crystal. It exploded and released the energy. Energy fixed all buildings and revived all ponies, while people began disappearing with their tech. Main 6 saw it and cheered.

"Yay! Noob did it!"

"Yeah."

"Woohoo!"

"Hurray!"

"Thanks to Celestia." Soon they were near the Castle of Friendship. Celestia and Luna were enjoying the victory with others.

"We won!"

"Yeah, sister. It's over." Then they saw Main 6 with Derpy, but without Noob.

"So, what will we do now?"

"I have some thoughts."

Week later

Everything became normal. Derpy was working as the mailman and headed to her home. But she stopped near the statue, which was standing in the center of the street. On the sign, the text was written. It said: 'The savior of Equestria.' Derpy looked up and saw a Noob's face. She smiled and flew to her home.

Human world

Noob was sitting at his table and playing Battlefield 4. Since saving the Equestria he became more skilled in the game and finally got real friends. But she was missing ponies, especially Derpy. Meanwhile, he was watched by the man in the cloak. He smiled and said:

"As I predicted." With those words, he snapped the fingers and the image in the crystal ball changed. It revealed the masked man with pistols.