Twilight Sparkle Accidentally Falls On Spike's Penis

by darf

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Profanity, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Porn, Spike, Comedy
Length: 1152

Twilight Sparkle accidentally falls on Spike's penis one day at the market... WITH SEXY RESULTS.

One day in the market, Twilight Sparkle slips for an unspecified reason, and lands on top of her number one assistant Spike, with his dragon-cock jammed right in her pony-pussy!

Naturally, it's very sexy.

Content Warning: Stupid

Published 2020-04-05 01:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-04-05 01:10:02 UTC

The Chapter Where Twilight Sparkle Accidentally Falls On Spike's Penis

One day in Ponyville, Twilight the lavender alicorn princess and Spike the green-and-purple dragon were walking, when Twilight tripped and fell on Spike's penis in such a way that they were now having sex. What a scandal!

"Spike," Twilight said, her voice carrying a tone of urgency, "I don't mean to alarm you, but I seem to have fallen on your dragon-dick." Twilight shuffled a little on her 'seat', rocking from side to side as though to make sure, yes, that was indeed a dragon-dick. "Yep. My pony-pussy is wrapped around your dragon-dick. We're practically having sex, Spike! What should we do?"

"Don't panic, Twilight," Spike said, enjoying the feeling of Twilight's warm pussy wrapping1 around his penis. It felt like he was jerking himself off with a hand that was way hotter and wetter than his actual claw. It felt like Twilight was hot and wet and on top of him and they were having sexy sex. In front of everypony! Gasp! "I know what to do. I read about a situation like this just last week when I was hanging out with Snips and Snails and we were trading porn with each other. All you have to do is rock back and forth on my penis until I spray a load of hot dragon-jizz inside you, and then my dick will get soft and you can get off easily... after I've 'gotten off', heh heh."

"Why don't I just stand up?" Twilight asked, still rocking herself back and forth on Spike's cock and feeling his hips thrust up to meet her, slapping his engorged dragon balls (heh) against her clit. She moaned like ohhhhh, Spike, and then continued rocking, clearly enjoying the feeling of Spike's penis in her vagina. It felt really good. "I mean, I guess I could stay here for a bit... your dick is really big, Spike, it's the biggest I've ever had inside my pussy, on purpose or by accident..."

A song came on in the distance. It sounded like a punch of ponies very alarmed about reflective dancing orbs2. La la la. ♫La la la♫. It sounded like that.

"If you get up too fast everypony will notice we're having sex," Spike said with certainty in his voice. He was also wearing cool sunglasses3. His cock throbbed inside Twilight's pussy as she clenched around him, doing that thing that happens when one person thrusts and the other person thrusts and both their sex organs kind of like grab at each other. Grrr. Grab 'em. "Right now we're still in the clear."

"But I just told everypony I fell and landed on your penis!" Twilight said exasperatedly. She looked around, and, sure enough, a few ponies had already stopped to watch. Flim and Flam had set up a popcorn booth and were charging five bits a bag for mostly burnt kernels. A few foals and fillies from the local primary school had seats in the front row and were staring at them, wide-eyed, mouths hanging open. "See?" she said, and made sure to bend over to show off her butt-hole and the best view of her pussy as it slammed up and down on Spike's cock.

"Well, maybe we'd just better make the best of it. We wouldn't want anypony to be disappointed in the show."

"Spike!" Twilight bounced her fat pony butt4 up and down and rocked her wet pony-pussy lips over Spike's aching hard dragon-cock, lubing him up with plenty of her own moisture and slamming his head to town just outside her cervix over and over again. It seemed like her body was on autopilot. Just like that, one of her hooves traced down her chest too, rubbing circles and swirls in her lilac fur and then moving down to her pussy, where she started rubbing her clit in the same motion. "Oh, Spike, fine, just fuck me with that big bad dragon-dick!"

"You got it!" Spike said, and began jackhammering his oversized dongus into Twilight's quivering quim. Her honey-pot was moist, and his shaft was turgid and throbbing, erect and massive, huge and girthy and elongated and pulsating and basically kind of a big deal. "A good assistant... will do anything..." Spike said between grunts as he thrust frantically up into Twilight's cunt, splattering his legs and Twilight's and the grass of the market beneath them in Twilight's filly-juices and probably a healthy dose of his own precum as well.

"Fuck my pussy, number one assistant!" Twilight moaned. She closed her eyes and rolled her head back, tongue lolling out of her mouth like a possessed bimbo getting their first desperate dose of cock in the morning.

"I'm gonna cum raw in that pony-pussy!" Spike yelled. He reached down and clenched his balls with his right claw, squeezing them gently, but still firmly enough to coax an extra thick load down his shaft.

"I'm gonna cum too! I'm a female pony having an orgasm! I'm a mare having an orgasm! Your dick is making me have an orgasm! I'm experiencing physical pleasure in a way that's not easy to accurately describe! It's possible if you haven't experienced it yourself that you'd never understand exactly how good it feels, or how insufficient the word 'good' is to describe it. Oh, Spike, I'm cuuuuuummmmmiiiiiiinnnnnnggggg!!!!!5"

Spike came into Twilight's pony pussy. He sprayed a bunch of baby-batter into her pussy, and all over her cervix, wherever that is, and it dripped out of her and got on her pussy walls and all over her legs and face and chest the crowd and the citizens and neighbouring countries and continents and she basically just got covered in cum, she got swallowed up in like a cum typhoon, like a giant avalanche of Spike's semen just poured onto her from a plane that dropped it out of a cargo bay, and now she's swimming in it, she's practically drowning, but she's not, she loves it, she's slathering it all over her face and basking in it and turning from side to side like she's drunk and guzzling the cum, so much cum, so much dragon cum, so much pony-juice and dragon cum everywhere. It was totally, like, a lot.

Everywhere.

Author's Note

1: Not 'warping'. That's a different story. - Ed

2: Orb. - Ed.

3: Spiked ones, like in that episode of that show about the kid who kidnaps wild animals and trains them to fight for him, where the turtles form a gang and sell drugs and shit. Sunglasses like that. - Ed.

4: All ponies in this universe have fat butts, but yes, Twilight's butt is still not as fat as either Rarity or Applejack's. Or Pinkie Pie's. See future publication 'Pony Butt Tier List' for further information. - Ed.

5: Five exclamation marks. A sure sign of madness. - Ed.