The Magic of Friendship, Love, and Guns

SAME PLACE. NO POV

Jason stood there as his mind was still processing everything that was just told to him, the information clearly stunning him. He then looked at Celestia, Luna, and Twilight

"Let me see if i got this straight. You... Used my sperm to see if i could get a mare pregnant, right?" Jason asked them

"Y-Yes..." Twilight blushed heavily

"And when you found out that I could, you want me to give you... More sperm to impregnate other mares, correct?" Jason asked

"That is correct." Luna told him

"To help with increasing the ratio of stallions and Mares?" Jason asked slowly

"Yes, that is true." Celestia said. Jason kept looking back and forth at the Princesses and Twilight for about ten seconds... Before falling down laughing his ass off

"Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Jason laughed as he was holding his stomach, wheezing as he slammed his fist on the ground to try and calm down, it failed. Tears swelled up in his eyes as he continued to laugh. Twilight, Luna, Celestia, and all the others looked at him. Pinkie joining in the laughing Jason. Jason and Pinkie laughing their asses off. Jason slowly stood up with Pinkie Pie and wiped the tears away from his eyes, Pinkie Pie leaning against Jason "Yeah, yeah alright. I'm being pranked, I know I'm being pranked. Where's the cameras? Are they hiding?" He laughed softly "You almost had me going there for a second. Using me like some sperm bank to knock up random women? No way you guys are THAT horny for dick." Jason wiped the tears away from his eyes "Right?... Guys...?" He looked at them as they weren't laughing, well, expect Pinkie Pie, but that's normal for her

"Jason, I know this is a lot to ask, but please hear us out." Luna said as she stepped towards him

"Oh my God, you aren't joking." Jason gasped "You want me to WHAT?!" Jason shouted "I may be a fine piece of human ass and i may be the hottest sexiest man here, but that does not mean you can just make me knock up some random chick! If I'm gonna have a child it's gonna be with someone whom i love! You can all blow me!" Jason then flicked them off as he put his helmet back on "Good day!" He said as he headed for the door

"Jason, wait!" Twilight reached for him

"I said good day!" Jason said as he opened the large set of doors and stormed out. Rage boiling inside as he was both pissed and disgusted that they would ask him of this, the hell did they think he was? Some sort of sperm piggy bank? He shook his head as he walked out of the castle.

The Princesses and the Mane 6 and Spike all just stood there wondering what to do, expect for Spike as he was wondering what exactly was going on

".... What just happened?" Spike asked as he had no clue what they were talking about. Rarity leaned in and whispered

"You'll learn when you're older." Rarity whispered to him

"Okay, you three need to explain everything!" Rainbow Dash said as she flew in the air and crossed her arms. Celestia, Luna, and Twilight all looked at each other and nodded, Twilight turning to her friends

"While Jason was in the hospital Celestia and Luna asked me to get a sample of Jason's sperm, so i asked the nurse there to help get a sample. Once i had gotten the sample i started to run a fee tests and I discovered that Jason is able to not only get a mare pregnant, but has a very high chance of it become a foal. Jason can also impregnate others species like Dragons and Griffons. We wanted to have him help with bringing in more foals, especially with... You know what is coming soon..." Twilight blushed heavily as she explained this to her friends. The others all blushed as well as they knew of it too

"I can sort of understand, but you should have thought this more through. This isn't some small favor, this is about having a foal, a family. Jason isn't from here, and to ask him of this is just looney." Applejack said. Although she wouldn't lie... The thought has crossed her minds at least once or twice before

"We know, we just..." Celestia looked out the Window as she could see Jason down below, a hand over her chest "Tomorrow night we are hosting a party in the ballroom, can you convince Jason to join?" She asked them

"Of course! No one can turn down a party!" Pinkie Pie said excitedly

"Don't worry, your majesty. We'll make sure he comes." Rarity smiled

"Thank you. I will have some designers tailor you all some new clothes." Celestia offered them

"I will help with making Jason another suit, if we had known about the party I would have gotten him to bring it." Rarity smiled, a slight blush on her face as she remembered taking his measurements fondly.

"Really?" Luna asked Rarity, a slight dislike for the fashion mare forming

"Yes, I tailored him a few clothing as he couldn't wear the same outfit all the time." Rarity said, playing with her mane as she pictured Jason's strong and toned muscles, his rock hard abs, and his massive bulge. The thought made her body heat up a little

"I see..." Luna said

"Anyways. I think we should go find Jason." Fluttershy suggested

"Ah agree. Should make sure he doesn't do anything." Applejack said as they all bowed to the Princesses and soon left.

Back with Jason he was walking down the street while many of the ponies there kept talking about him, many showing clear disgust towards him as they looked at him with a look of absolute disgust and insulted him. Jason felt his eyes twitch in annoyance as he wanted so damn badly to bash their heads into a wall, but restrained himself, barely but he did. He stopped in front of a donut shop

"A bite wouldn't hurt." Jason told himself as he walked in, everypony seemed to stop as Jason stepped in, all of them shocked to see the creature they had heard about from the newspaper. Jason walked up to the counter "Yo, could i get three chocolate glazed, cream filled donuts?" He asked as he took out the bag of bits that he had. The cashier nodded slowly and quickly gave him his order. Jason ate one of the donuts and then walked out, accidentally bumping into someone on the way out the door "Sorry." Jason said as he kept walking out the door

"Excuse me?!" A man shouted. Jason kept walking until he felt a hand grab his shoulder, Jason stopped and turned back and look down at a white coat unicorn with blonde hair and blue eyes, he wore some fancy looking suit and pants "Do you have any idea who i am, dull creature?" The unicorn asked

"Some expensive fancy hooker?" Jason laughed, making the stallion flare up in anger

"Excuse you?! I am Prince Blue Blood, closet relative to the royal-" The now know "Prince" Blue Blood spoke but was quickly cut off

"Here, have a donut for sorry." Jason put a donut inside Blue Bloods' suit jacket and turned to walk away. This whole interaction caused practically everypony who saw it freeze, their jaws dropping as they couldn't believe that the strange being could be so brave.... Or so stupid. Blue Blood was practically fuming at this point as his horn lit up with a blue magical light, soon a leash and collar appeared around Jason's neck, making him stop in his tracks

"Listen here, you horrid beast! I am Prince Blue Blood, closets relative to the Princesses. You now work for me and me alone as my servant." Blue Blood said as he turned to walk away, yanking at the leash. Jason didn't budge at all, but he dropped his donut and clenched his fists. Blue Blood tugged at the leash harder with his magic but Jason took out his blade and cut the collar off him. Jason then turned around and glared at Blue Blood, making the spoiled "prince" freeze in place as a shiver of fear ran up his spine. Blue Blood couldn't move his legs as Jason walked towards him, staring down at him

"I'll give you one chance to walk away in one piece. If you refuse, you'll find yourself missing a few bones." Jason threatened him before bitch slapping Blue Blood across the face, hard. Blue Blood actually fell from the slap and felt his cheek, his jaw nearly dislocated. Jason scoffed and walked away, Blue Blood had tears in his eyes while he gritted his teeth

"H-How d-d-dare you?!" Blue Blood shouted as he stood up "Arrest that thing! It's a monster! An abomination!" He shouted. Jason rolled his eyes but stopped once he saw two guards aim their spears at him

"My God, you guys are idiots." Jason groaned as he then effortlessly knocked them both out with two hits to the face, walking off as Blue Blood kept sprouting insults at him. Jason headed to the castle and through the large doors, seeing a maid cleaning a window he walked towards her "Excuse me, where is the alcohol?" Jason asked her. The maid yelped in shock and backed up seeing Jason

"W-What?" The maid asked

"Alcohol. Beer. Liquor. Liquids that get me drunk." Jason said

"Uh... Down the hall, turn left, then a right, down the stairs, another right, and last door on the left." The maid instructed Jason

"Thanks." Jason said as he immediately ran off and followed the directions he was given, finally able to get a damn drink. Jason kicked open the door and saw a huge room filled with wine "Merry fucking Christmas." He smirked as he took off his helmet and grabbed a bottle of wine, popping off the cork and chugging the bottle down in one go. Tossing the bottle in an empty bin, Popping open another one Jason chugged it down, red wine dripping down his chin. Jason sighed in relief as he finished the bottle. Jason put his back on and then grabbed two creates of wine and walked out of the room, he hummed softly as he walked down the halls

"Yo, Jason!" Rainbow Dash called out to him, making him stop and turn around to look at her as she flew over to him

"Sup." Jason said

"Hey, you... Uh, what are you doing?" Rainbow Dash asked him as she saw the crates of wine he was carrying

"Gonna get drunk off my ass. Wanna join me?" Jason asked her

"Maybe later, listen... The Princesses are hosting a party tomorrow night, and they want you to join them." Rainbow told him

"A party? With rich, snobby, spoiled, assholes? Yeah, no." Jason laughed as he started walking again, Rainbow Dash flying beside him

"Look, I don't like it either, but they just want you to come. So just do it for them, ok?" Rainbow Dash asked him. Jason rolled his eyes and sighed

"Ah, fuck it. Fine. I'll go. Still gonna get drunk off my ass." Jason said. Rainbow Dash laughed and grabbed a bottle

"Then let's party!" Rainbow Dash laughed as she drank some wine, suddenly hearing a cannon being fired, and then seeing Pinkie Pie fly right by them. Bouncing off the walls like a ball until she landed right in front of Jason and Rainbow Dash

"Did somepony say party?" Pinkie Pie Giggled as she then pulled out balloons from her hair and a whistles, blowing the whistle as she started dancing. Jason and Rainbow looked at each other and smiled, shrugging as they laughed and did a little dance with her

"Pinkie, don't ever change, you crazy party pony!" Jason smiled as the trio had their own little party. They stopped after a few minutes and laughed to themselves, slowly dying down. Rainbow then cleared her throat and asked

"So, how you holding up after... Ya know?" Rainbow asked

"I... Don't really know. A bit pissed that they think they can just ask that, but... Not really mad at them or anything. It was just a lot to take in. Besides, who'd be dumb enough to have a family with me?" Jason joked. Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash both blushed a little as they did picture that. A nice home, Jason having his arms around them, and... A child in their arms as well "Anyway, I'm just gonna relax for now. See you guys later." Jason said as he walked off. Turning a corner he saw Celestia walk into a room. Jason smirked and used his stealth to find a way into the room Celestia went into. Now hiding above the ceiling of, what appeared to be, Celestia's room. It was large, a queen sized bed, a full body mirror next to a drawer, nice elegant carpets, and a few bean bags chairs and a large desk piled with scrolls. Jason could hear Celestia groaning as she opened the scrolls and grabbed a pen. Paperwork. Jason was still a little ticked at her, but he thought she could use a bit of fun. Jason hopped down, landing without a sound, and walked up behind Celestia. Looking over her shoulder "Hey sun-butt." Jason said.

"AAAAH!" Celestia jumped and fell out of her chair, falling to the ground. Jason laughed his ass off again after seeing this

"HAHAHAHA! You should've seen the look on your face! Priceless!" Jason laughed. The doors then bursted open as two guards and Shinning Armor stepped in

"Princess! Are you-" Shinning stopped as he saw Jason "You." He glared

"Me." Jason said just as aggressively but chuckled a bit. The guards were all about to charge at Jason until Celestia stood up

"Stop, it's alright. Stand down." Celestia told them

"But your majesty! He-" Shinning Armor was once again cut off by Celestia

"Jason is a friend. I will be fine, you may go." Celestia told them. Shinning Armor glared at Jason before leaving, Jason smirked and then turned to Celestia "How did you-" Jason cut her off

"Please. I've broken out of maximum security prisons, magical prisons, and out of my own grave with a belt. Why wouldn't i be able to break into a Princess's room?" Jason chuckled

"I... Nevermind." Celestia couldn't help but giggle at this a little "Jason, I... I wish to apologize for... Earlier. I know it was too much to ask of you, especially something like this." She looked down in shame

"Damn right, it was. If you wanted me the least you could do is take me out on a date." Jason playfully teased her. Celestia blushed hearing this as she looked away "What you up to?" Jason asked her

"Hm? Oh, just have to deal with some complaints from the ponies, taxes, other royal duties. I'm sorry, i wish we could talk more." Celestia sighed softly as she truly didn't want to work. Jason walked over to the table and rolled the scrolls off it, setting down the box of wine

"Drink." Jason told her

"W-What? I can't, a Princess shouldn't-" Celestia was cut off by Jason tossing her a bottle of wine "Oh, I love this kind. Wait, how did you get this?" She asked

"Got it from God, just drink." Jason told her as he grabbed another bottle and opened it, taking a swig of the wine. Celestia looked down at the wine, then her paperwork, then at Jason. He was... Different. A good kind of different. Having not met anypony who would act this casual with her. It was a nice change of pace. Celestia opened the bottle of wine and took a sip, feeling the rich flavor wash down her throat

"Ah." Celestia sighed in relief as she then saw Jason take the wine and sit down at the bean bag chairs. Celestia smiled and joined him, sitting down next to him

"How the hell do you do that? The whole sun raising and setting thing?" Jason asked her

"Magic." Celestia playfully grinned at him. Jason laughed softly and shook his head

"Smartass." Jason smiled and drank some more wine

"Can you... Tell me more of your world?" Celestia asked "I-I'm sorry, that seem too personal." She quickly apologized. Jason looked at the bottle of Wine and spoke

"As you remember, Batman took me in after i tried to steal the wheels off his car. He was... Well, my father, in a way. Then there is Nightwing. He was the first Robin, and kinda like my older brother. He is the light in the darkness of our family, always smiling, cracking jokes, making these corny ass speeches about family, and friends, and how we shouldn't give up. You guys would have loved him." Jason chuckled "There's Red Robin, the guy you saw me beat the shit out of. He was the third Robin, and is also a smart mouth bastard. He is one of the smartest guy i know, don't tell him i said that. Next their is Robin, the youngest in our family, but is one deadly little demon. He's also Batmans' biological son, Robin has... Issues, but... He's a good kid. There's also Oracle, she's like the brains and eyes and ears to us. She was once Batgirl, but she... Got into an accident. But she is still a badass. Next there's Alfred, he is the nicest, kindest, and most compassionate man I know. He always took care of us, patched us up whenever we got hurt, cooked for us, and was always there whenever we needed someone to talk to." Jason smiled softly as he remembered all the times he and his family spent together. Celestia smiled at hearing Jason talk about his family

"They sound wonderful." Celestia said as she drank some more of her Wine "Me and Lulu would run around the halls and cause such a fuss for our parents. We once hid for a whole day and kept tricking the guards. We weren't found until our parents caught me and Lulu in the kitchen eating cake and cookies." Celestia giggled at the memory

"Oh God." Jason laughed hearing this "That honestly doesn't surprise me, I can definitely see that." He said. Celestia playfully shoved him as the two drank more wine. They talked and drank more and more, the two later getting slightly drunk.

"You have no idea how *hic* hard it is to keep listening to *hic* those snobby nobles whine. You have to pay taxes, boo hoo. Just deal with it." Celestia said in a bit of a drunken rant

"Snobs are just as the same here in my world. Glad to see that didn't change." Jason said sarcastically

"They all try and get close to me to try and climb the social class ladder or whatever the fuck." Celestia sighed as she drank some of the last bottle of wine "I just wish to find somepony to just... Talk with me like a normal pony. Like you." Celestia said as her cheeks were a bit rosy

"I couldn't give a damn if you're royalty or noble blood or whatever." Jason said as he drank some of the wine that Celestia passed to him "You seem alright." Jason chuckled softly. Celestia smiled and looked at the clock

"I gotta set the sun, one moment." Celestia said as she stood up, almost falling until Jason grabbed her and helped her stand by wrapping an arm around her waist while she had her arm around him. Jason helped Celestia to the window as her horn lit up, Jason watched with amazement as the sun started to set

"Whoa... That is just..." Jason was lost for words, but Celestia found them for him

"Breathtaking." Celestia said as she looked down at Jason. Jason looked back up at her and nodded. Celestia stared into his blue eyes and just found herself lost in them. Jason is a very... Handsome stallion, and he was the only one that treated Celestia as a regular pony, somepony whom she can have a real talk with and laugh. Celestia smiled and wobbled a bit

"Okay, Princess. Time for you to sleep." Jason chuckled as he led her to the bed, setting her down. Jason was about to leave until Celestia grabbed his hand

"Can you... Stay?" Celestia asked. Her cheeks rosy red, her eyes half shut, and her cleavage giving Jason a great view of her soft white mounds. Jason blushed as he took off his boots and laid down in bed with Celestia. Celestia then wrapped her arms around Jason and pulled him in close, her breasts acting as a pillow for his head. Jason closed his eyes as he and the Princess of the sun slept.