The Magic of Friendship, Love, and Guns

by TheRedHood

Welcome to Ponyvile part 1

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Author's Note

I do NOT own DC comics or My Little Pony: Friendship is magic. I'm just writing this story for fun


Welcome to Ponyvile part 1

TRAIN. JASON POV

This is bullshit. Here I am in a strange new world, filled with talking magical horse people, and I have to learn the magic of friendship

"This is complete bullshit." I thought to myself as I sat down on one of the chairs, next to the yellow girl with light pink hair. It was akward silence until the Pink hyper girl spoke up

"I'm Pinkie Pie." She greeted happily as she smiled at me

"Red Hood." I nodded at her

"Why do you call yourself that?" The cowgirl asked me

"To hide his secret identify, of course." The dragon told the cowgirl

"Yeah, what he said." I said

"I'm Spike, by the way." Spike introduced himself. Soon the others did as well

"Rarity." She flipped her hair

"Applejack." She tipped her hat

"Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in all of Equestria. Don't you forget it." She said proudly, I chuckled softly

"You're fast, I'll admit that. But I've seen faster." I said, it was true. I saw Rainbow Dash glare at me and fly up to me

"Oh really? Care to share?" She asked, still glaring at me

"In my dimension there's this guy named the Flash, fastest man alive." I told them

"How fast?" Spike asked me, the others were curious as well

"He is able to travel through time, travel to other universes, able to move his molecules so fast that he is able to phase through almost anything, and can travel at the speed of light." I explained, I smirked as I saw all of their jaws dropped. Twilight was taking down notes furiously as she heard me. Rainbow Dash.... She looked broken

"Light.... Time travel...." She landed on her knees as he face held shock and disbelief

"Yep, there are other people that are also fast too." I said "But hey, look on the bright side, you're the fastest in your dimension." I gently patted Rainbow Dash's head as I laughed softly

"Whoa! That's amazing! What's your world like?" Spike asked me, I laughed and smirked

"My world is crazy. Nothing like this place." I explained, the vast difference between our worlds was too big to miss

"How?" Applejack asked

"I live in a world of superheroes, villains, aliens, basically like a comic book." I said as I remembered all the fights, life and death situations, adventures, and action I had over the years

"That is so cool! Real live superheroes! Aliens! You must have tons of stories!" Spike was fanboying as he had the biggest smile I've ever seen

"You damn right, amigo. I've been through so much that I can practically make a movie or TV show about my life." I joked as me and him fist bumped each other

"Wait, YOU were a hero?" Rarity asked, eyeing me

"More like a Vigilante, but yeah. I helped stop a crazy woman from using an ancient weapon that could've destroyed the world. Helped liberate a country from an evil tyrant. Teamed up with an alien warrior princess. I can go on for days." I smiled at the memory of all those adventures, enjoying each of the moments. I saw the look on their faces as they were surprised to hear this. I bet they only thought of me as a stone cold killer

"So Red Hood is your superhero name, huh? Awesome." Spike said "You think you can tell us more about your adventures?" He asked

"Maybe another time." I said, I then looked over at the yellow girl, she quickly hid behind her hair as she looked down "And you are?" I asked

"F-Fluttershy..." She whispered so quitely that I couldn't hear her

"Come again." I asked, leaning in a bit closer

"F-Fluttershy...." She mumbled, this time I was able to hear her just a tiny bit

"Ok." I said, pulling away, tapping my foot

"Uh... Question?" Twilight asked, I saw her raise up her hand

"Shoot." I nodded at her

"Umm.... Dose your helmet do anything, or is it just for show?" She asked me, holding up her notepad and pen

"It does stuff." I simply said

"Like?" She asked me, leaning on the edge of her seat

"What? And spoil the surprise? No way." I laughed, Pinkie Pie giggled

"Yeah, Twi. He can't give out all his surprises or else it won't be fun." She smiled

"See? She gets it." I leaned back against my chair as I looked out the window

"Fine, we'll get more information during the interview." Twilight said, putting her pencil and notepad away

"I'm going to hate this." I sighed heavily

"W-Why is that?" Fluttershy asked quitely

"I'm not a fan on the media, or news, or anything related to that. But if I have to do this, fine." I grumbled. After 2 hours the train stopped at the station. We all got up and started walking out, no surprise due to my looks I started to draw a crowd. People stared in shock, awe, confusion, and a bit of fear. I tried my best not to look so scary.... Which was impossible. Soon people started murmuring amongst themselves

"What is that? Why is that thing here? Is that even a pony? Why did the Elements of Harmony bring it here? Is it an alien?"

I heard them murmur, I groaned and followed Twilight and the others until we reached a large building, which I assumed was the town hall

"Ok, let's head on in." Twilight said as she opened the door, all of us walking inside

"God, I'm gonna need a drink after this." I said as Twilight led us the the Mayor's office. We stepped inside and I saw who the Mayor was. She appeared to be a middle-aged woman with grey white with a bit of lighter shade of grey in it, she had on some reading glasses and wore a tan business dress

"Mayor Mare? May we speak with you?" Twilight asked. I soon started laughing at the name

"Mayor Mare, you gotta be kidding me! Damn, your parents definitely had specific expectations of you!" I laughed, holding my gut. I felt Applejack elbow me in the arm

"Calm down, what are you a Colt?" She said sternly

"Hey, not my fault you guys have such hilarious name." I said, slowly starting to calm down. I looked at the Mayor to see her eyes wide and a look of shock on her face

"... W-what is it?" She asked Twilight, not taking of eyes off me

"I know, never seen someone so hot before, have you?" I joked as I posed, showing off my muscles

"Uh... We have something that needs to be discussed in front of the whole town. May we have a public speech with Ponyvile?" Twilight asked

"W-well... Uh... I-I guess, seems important." Mayor Mare nodded slowly as she kept staring at me. She got up and walked towards the door, we followed behind her. We then headed to the center of town in front of a building, a stage was already there "Ponies of Ponyvile, may I have your attention." She said, it wasn't long until a large crowd formed, I saw a lot with cameras and notepads, knowing they were journalists.

"At least they don't have phones." I mumbled to myself

"As most of you have seen, we have somepony.... Different in our town. As such he is willing to speak to you all, and you may ask questions." The Mayor said. I sighed as I walked over to the microphone, the people, or ponies or whatever the fuck, started taking pictures and asking a dozen questions at once

"Ok ok, cool it for a second." I said, they all shut up and stared at me, some still taking pictures "First let me say hi... Hi." I waved slightly "Uh, I guess I should tell you are that I am a human, not a pony." I told them all. They all gasped and started talking to one another, asking me questions again.

"Yes! I knew it!" A voice shouted out from the crowd. I got a good look at who shouted. It was a woman with light green coat, two light shades of green mane, and she was a unicorn. I then went wide eyed as she practically pushed people out of the way as she ran towards me. She lunged at me but I quickly jumped over, making her fall and hit the floor

"Okay, that was interesting." I said as the crazy unicorn woman was then tied up, thanks to Applejack

"Eazy there, girl." Applejack said as she tighten the rope around her

"But it's a human! I've been dreaming of this moment my whole life!" The woman shouted as she looked at me with big eyes and a huge smile

"I am a bit concerned." I said as I took a step back "Jesus, didn't think I'd get THAT kind of reaction." I thought to myself as Twilight used her magic to carry the crazy woman away. I went back to the mic and cleared my throat "Ok, uh, any questions?" I asked the crowd

"Are you here to conquer us?" A voice called out

"No." I bluntly said "Next."

"Are you going to probe us?" Another called out. I face palmed and groaned

"Why does everyone always assume that? No, I'm not probing anyone! Heck, even aliens don't probe people!" I said, pissed off as to why people think that

"How do you know?" A male voice asked, he had a light brown coat, brown mane, and had an hourglass on his pants

"Simple, in my world we actually met aliens. Like a lot of aliens." I answered, i wonder how they'll react to this. I saw them all gasp and start murmuring amongst themselves again

"How technology advance are you humans?" Someone asked, looks like a scientist

"Oh, we are SUPER advance. We have freaking lasers, we can travel up to SPACE! We even cracked time travel!" I said, it was technically true, we did do those things but most of them was because of certain individuals. I saw a bunch of them have a look of shock as their jaws dropped, I bet their minds are unable to even wrap around that information

"What's your world like?" A young girl asked, she had an orange coat, purple mane, and small wings

"My world is like a comic book, it's filled with superheroes, supervillains, people with superpowers, all that. In fact, I'm a Vigilante in my world." I said proudly, remembering all the good times I had fighting crime. I smiled as I saw the kid have a huge smile on her face and a shine in her eyes.

"Are humans herbivores?" Someone else asked

"No, we're actually omnivores. Meaning we can eat both plants and meat. BUT I am NOT going to eat ANY of you! I repeat! I am NOT going to eat anyone! So don't ask!" I couldn't express this enough to them, since they were horse people they obviously eat plants. They all sighed in relief of this It went on like this for so long that the sun was starting to set and all of them started to leave

"Wow, that took way longer than I expected." Twilight said

"God, so many questions. Hey, whatever happened to that unicorn that went crazy earlier?" I asked her, referring to the woman that tried to tackle me

"Oh Lyra? We uh.... Well we were able to get her to calm down, but..." Twilight laughed nervously. I eyed her suspiciously

"... What did you do?" I asked, not liking where this was going

"Uh... We may have agreed to give her a private meeting with you tomorrow. Surprise." Twilight said nervously as she blushed slightly in embarrassment. I face palmed and groaned loudly

"God damnit, why?" I asked

"She always goes on and on about humans, most of us thought she was crazy but then you came. It seemed harsh that she didn't get a chance to properly meet a human even though she was the one that kept saying they were real." Twilight explained

"Mother.... Ok, fine." I said, walking away "I take it that you wrote down everything." I said

"Uh... Yes, but I'm hoping you can tell me some of the technology advances your world has?" She asked, smiling shyly. I chuckled softly

"Knew it. Maybe some other time." I said

"Oh, one more thing! Follow me." Twilight said as she started leading me somewhere, I was curious as to where we were going as I followed her. Soon we stopped outside a....

"Is that... A gingerbread house?" I asked, staring at the building made of sweets "Sweet Jesus, as if I saw everything."

"Welcome to sugarcube Corner. Come on in." Twilight said as she gestured to the door, smiling. I used my detective mode to see what was inside, the place was filled with people all waiting

"Why are there people Inside waiting?" I asked, I looked at Twilight to see she had her jaw drop

"W-w-what? But how did you...?" Twilight stuttered

"One of the great advances in technology." I said as I walked in

"SURPRISE!" All of them cheered as I walked in, then Pinkie Pie brought out some machine and started singing

At the end she then threw confetti at me

"..... Why?" I asked out loud

"It's your Welcometoponyvileandtoequestriaandthankyouforsavingponies party!" Pinkie Pie said quickly

"Forget I ask." I said as I was about to leave until I saw the sweets "..... Okay, maybe it's not so bad." I mumbled as I walked over and lifted up my helmet a bit to expose my mouth, I grabbed a chocolate cupcake and started eating "Mmmm, this is pretty good." I said as I ate

"Yippie!" Pinkie Pie jumped up with joy, I chuckled softly at her reaction. Soon she and some of the other people started dancing, I wasn't much of a dancer so I grabbed a chocolate milkshake and went to sit in the corner. Pinkie Pie went over to me with a huge smile on her face "Do you like it? Huh? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?" She asked me, getting closer and closer to my face. I gently grabbed her face and pushed her back a bit

"It's... Ok, I guess. Not much of a party guy." I answered, not use to be around so many damn people

"Why?" Pinkie asked me

"Because I'm not." I bluntly said, drinking my milkshake

"Come on, it's your party. Have some fun." Pinkie Pie smiled

"No." I said as I took a bite of my cupcake, I looked over and saw that her hair was deflated, her color home much darker, and had a sad face

"You... You don't like my party?" She asked sadly

"Son of a bitch!" I thought to myself, I sighed "If I dance will you be happy again?" I asked. She then did a complete 180 turn, going back to her happy self

"Yippee!" She smiled and then grabbed me by the arm, pulling me to the dance floor. I put my milkshake and cupcake down as I let her lead me to the dance floor, everyone formed a dance circle and I rolled my eyes

"If I'm doing this, then I'm doing this with style." I mumbled as I soon did a backflip and did the splits, the crowd cheered as I then did the flare (the one we're you do a handstand and spin), jumped up and spun in the air, then landing on my side striking a pose. I jumped back up to my feet and did the moonwalk, trying to go back to my table but Pinkie Pie grabbed my hands and pulled me back to the dance floor, giggling. I shook my head as I kept dancing, Pinkie danced with me as she smiled and giggled

"You're really good!" Pinkie said as she kept dancing around like no one was watching

"Same to you." I said as I had a soft smile on my face, luckily no one could see it. After 30 minutes I decided to take a break, going to sit back down. Pinkie Pie and the others sat down at the table I was at

"I see you havin' fun, huh?" Applejack smiled

".... Maybe." I mumbled as I leaned back in my chair

"Ah shucks, admit it. You're having fun!" Applejack smiled and laughed softly

"Ok, so maybe this party ISN'T the worst I've been too." I crossed my arms as I drank another chocolate milkshake

"Hi!" I heard three voices call out from behind me

"Hm?" I turned around to see 3 little girls, one had white coat, light purple and light pink hair, a pink shirt with a jean jacket, and a pink shirt with jeans. Another one had a yellow coat, blue overalls, a green shirt, and bright red hair with a big bowl in her hair. The last one was the same kid that asked me about what my world was like, the one with purple hair

"Can you teach us to be superheroes?" The three young girls asked me, or more like shouted loudly in excitement

"Wait, what?" I asked as I looked down at them

"Sweetie Belle, what are you doing?" Rarity asked, from what I'm assuming, her little sister or daughter

"We're trying to get our cutiemarks." Sweetie Belle said happily

"Cutiemark crusader superheroes!" All 3 of the kids said excitedly. I couldn't help but laugh a bit

"Sorry, but I can't train you all." I said. They all cutely pouted and whined

"Awww, but why?" They asked me

"Uh.... Ask them." I pointed at Rarity and the others

"Applebloom, you can't become a superhero." Applejack told them

"But why not?" The kid with purple hair asked

"You can't be a superhero without powers." Spike said. I laughed loudly as I heard this

"Can't be a hero without powers? That is the BIGGEST lie in the history of forever!" I laughed, they all looked at me strangely

"What do you mean? How can somepony be a hero without powers?" Spike asked me

"Uh, in my world the biggest superhero team was founded by a hero with NO powers at all. Yet he is able to stand up against enemies that can be considered Gods. Heck, he's able to beat all other members of the Justice League, which is filled with some of the most powerful superheroes on Earth." I explained, remembering some other Heroes that have no powers.

"That is... Pretty cool." Rainbow Dash mumbled quitely, not wanting to admit that my world was awesome

"So you can be a Hero without powers, but I can't train you three, sorry." I said to the three little girls

"Awww. But we wanna get our cutiemarks." They cutely whined and gave me puppy dog eyes

"Hehehe, sorry. But I am immune to the puppy dog eyes." I chuckled "Wait, a what mark?" I asked them

"A cutiemark represents a ponies special talent. Do humans have cutiemarks?" Twilight explained and then asked. I shook my head

"Nope, for humans we can be whatever we want to be. Singer, baker, builder. Whatever we put our minds to." I explained, I chuckled softly as I saw Twilight taking down more notes "You always write down everything, or am I just a special exception?" I joked. She blushed slightly and giggled shyly

"Sorry, but how can I not take down notes? You're possibly the biggest scientific discovery in... Well, the history of ever!" Twilight said excitedly, a bright shine in her eyes. I smiled softly

"Why the fuck am I smiling so damn much?" I thought to myself, I shook my head and shrugged "Just don't try to rip me open or anything." I joked, making the other laugh as well.

"I'm not that crazy." Twilight joked

"You did get a little out of hand when you couldn't explain how Pinkie's Pinkie senses worked." Spike laughed softly

"W-well uh... I-I..." Twilight sighed and playfully rolled her eyes

"I don't even wanna know." I said as I ate a cupcake "But what are you guy's cutiemarks?" I asked

"Mine is Magic." Twilight said as she stood up and pointed at her cutiemark that was designed on her skirt

"Mine is apples." Applejack showed hers cutiemark of apples

"Mine is finding Gems." Rarity said as she showed hers

"Mine is partying!" Pinkie Pie said happily as she showed hers

"Mine is speed." Rainbow Dash said as she recovered from her surprised state earlier, showing me her cutiemark

" M-mine is animals." Fluttershy said quitely

"Come again?" I asked

"M-Mine is animals..." Fluttershy said as she shyly showed me hers

"So do they all just appear on your pants or?" I asked

"W-well no... They appear on our.... A certain place, so we just have them sown on our clothes so we don't have to show others our..." Rarity blushed slightly as she explained, I knew what she meant

"So you don't show anyone parts of your body." I said "Makes sense." I nodded. We talked for a little bit longer, I told the little kids that I couldn't train them, and Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash told them they couldn't even if I had said yes. I saw all three of the horse ladies eye me with some distrust and a bit of disgust, disgust coming from Rarity. I ignored them as I was use to those kinds of looks. After another hour of partying everyone started to leave, Pinkie Pie stayed cause apparently she works in the gingerbread house place

"Bye bye!" Pinkie waved happily as the others waved back, I was already out the door. Twilight and Spike told me to follow them as the others left in another direction.

NO POV

As the group of friends and the Anti-Hero left, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and the Cutiemark crusaders walked together in the other direction

"So are we just going to leave Twilight and Spike alone with that thing?" Rainbow Dash whispered, not wanting Red Hood to hear or make the three young fillies worry

"I, for one, don't think we can just easily let him stay here." Rarity said

"B-But Celestia used her magic to see if he was a good pony, when he said he wasn't it showed that he was lying. He is a good pony." Fluttershy said quietly, yet also slightly more confident than she usually is

"Ah know, sugarcube, but how can he be a good pony if he... You know?" Applejack whispered, not trusting the Red Hood

"Exactly!" Rainbow Dash shouted quietly "And we're suppose to teach him the magic of Friendship?"

"He doesn't seem to be the "friendly" type... Or any type that involves friendly." Rarity said

"Plus you saw the way he acted towards the Princesses, ah reckon' we should just leave him be and keep him away from other ponies." Applejack said, adding in her opinion. As they all bad-mouth Jason, Fluttershy was honestly... Hating what she was hearing, yes she knew that he killed Ponies, but he also saved ponies as well. And from what she heard about his memories from Princess Luna he must've had a very traumatizing experience. She walked passed them all and stomped back to her cottage. Rainbow and the others looked at Fluttershy with confusion, curious as to what has gotten into her. They ignored it and thought she was just tired or something, they all waved goodbye and headed home, the Cutiemark crusaders went with Applejack because they were having a sleepover

With Twilight, Spike, and the Red Hood they walked over to Twilight's home/library. Red Hood looked at it and tilted his head

"Uh.... I think you took "tree house" to a whole new level." He said, looking at Twilight

"Hahaha, that's actually pretty good." Spike laughed

"It's not a tree house, it's a library." Twilight said

"That you live in.... A literal tree house." Red Hood smirked

"Well, I do live in it, but it's not a.... Oh forget it." Twilight rolled her eyes and headed Inside. Red Hood Chuckled softly as he won that little argument, he had to duck down a bit to get through the door since he was taller than most of them all by like a head taller.

"There is a guest room upstairs and the bathroom is next to it." Twilight smiled softly, she was a bit tensed up since a killer was living with her. Red Hood noticed this and sighed

"Look, I get it, you don't want me here anymore than I want to be here. Once I find a way back home I'll take it, and then you all will never have to see me again." He said, crossing his arms. Twilight didn't say anything as... Well, he was a little right, yes the Princesses told them to teach him friendship but she just couldn't see him be friendly at all. She and Spike just headed upstairs as Red Hood walked into the guest room, it had a large bed, a nightstand with a lamp, and a window.

"Goodnight." Spike said, waving to Red Hood, he merely nodded and shut the door. Twilight sighed softly and grabbed some clothes, heading off to the bathroom to change. She took off her clothes, showing that she was a very sexy young mare with with large and soft E cups breasts under her black bra, she has a soft ass and smooth thighs. She put on a large dark purple tank top and loose sweatpants. She yawned softly as she stepped out and went towards her bed

"Goodnight, Spike." Twilight said

"Goodnight, Twi." Spike said as he got in his little bed and curled up, slowly falling asleep. Twilight smiled and laid down, falling asleep.

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