Twilight's experimental spell

by luckybastard

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 651

:D Its a fan fic that sucks….
maybe….
idk

It sucks?
okay….

no, its not ok.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2011-08-09 15:38:29 UTC

Twilight's experimental spell.

One day, In the far away land of equestria. There lived a female unicorn named......

"TWILIGHT!" spike shouted, "What is it spike? Can't you see I'm busy?" twilight replied and then she saw a royal guard (A white pegasus clad with golden armor) holding a note on his mouth, then the guard announced aloud "Princess Celestia wishes to have your company at canterlot in the throne room. Bring your friends if you want to, as long as the pink one and the rainbow one doesn't break any of the prized display of the palace", afterwards, the royal guard trotted off and flew towards the direction of canterlot. "Hear that spike? We're going to canterlot, so pack up!" twilight said to the baby dragon. "Right away twilight!" as he ran off leaving a cloud of dust.

A chariot manned by two pegasus royal guards landed in front of twilight's library and awaited for the arrival of twilight and her friends. "It's here everypony! grab them saddles an' lets go to canterlot gals!", "yeah, yeah applejack, I saw it too" rainbowdash replied. As applejack and rainbowdash was arguing, both of the royal guards kept looking at the flank of applejack.

Royal guard 1: Dat flank.

Royal guard 2: yeah, I'd hit that too.

Royal guard 1: dude, she's outta your league.

Royal guard 2: Challenge accpeted

Royal guard 1: aw hell naw, you ain't seriously gonna hit on her?

Royal guard 2: watch me.

As applejack and her friends reached the chariot, "Hey, are you missing something?" he said. "naw, why?" applejack replied. "cause I found a pair of wings and a halo that fits you" he said with a grin. "oh pshaww, I'm not the fancy shmancy type like rarity over there, but thanks anyways" applejack said grinning. "Soooo..... am I getting laid tonight?", there was an awkward pause and there was a mixture of disgust and shock on applejack's face. "I'll buck ya'll shit up if ya'll fellas keeping hittin' on me an' me gals." she said with a cold stare on both royal guards.

Being scared to death, they had the sudden urge to finish the job quickly and run away as far as possible from applejack.

"Hello twilight" a gentle voice was heard across the room as the mares walked towards celestia and bowed. "Princess, why did you summon me? Is it that dragon again?" twilight said attentively, "No twilight, I trapped the dragon inside a far away cave using a "the game" poster attached near the exit of the cave. The reason I summoned you is you almost finished your friendship related assignment, so I thought it's time you made your very own spell."celestia smiled at twilight. Twilight could not contain her happiness and jumped up and down around the throne room saying "yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes", pinkie pie liked what twilight is doing because it looks fun so, she jumped up and down beside twilight giggling. A floating book glided across the room towards twilight which causes twilight and pinkie to stop jumping around and stare at the big olad rusty book that landed in front of them. "this is the manual of how to create your own spells, so treat it gently because it's old and might break." celestia said. As usual, twilight was seen reading the book before celestia even started talking."TO THE MOOOON!!" celestia shouted, thus shocking everypony in the room making twilight give her attention to celestia. "heh, I still got it after a thousand years." celestia said under her breath and said "I'm just joking, carry on". After being trolled by the princess herself, twilight felt slightly annoyed and mostly relieved that she isn't going to the moon and returned back to ponyville.

"So... umm.... wh-wha-what is it twilight?" fluttershy asked, "It's a ancient book made by celestia and luna themsleves" twilight said.

(Im dry, comments suggest what happens next)