I Have Friend

by Little Lollipop

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Lyra, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Big Macintosh, Derpy Hooves, Slice of Life
Length: 2410

Lyra gets wrapped into a threesome with Derpy and Big Mac

Lyra hasn't been laid in forever so what happens when she runs into Ditzy, who suddenly has sexy swagger? Why she gets invited to have a threesome of course!

My first writing commission ever. Features human ponies

Published 2012-08-22 02:44:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-22 02:44:02 UTC

The Story

This story goes to honorwolf, my first commissioner! I had a lot of fun with this pairing and it's grown on me. Enjoy!

Lyra never thought she would have trouble finding a date. It wasn’t that she prided herself on being the sexiest thing to ever walk the planet; in fact, it was somewhat the opposite. She always saw herself as somewhat boyish with her short hair as well as her choices of fashion. She wore make up, but it was always somewhat muted. Yet, despite that, she was always going on dates because she was constantly being approached by guys.

And sometimes girls.

Today she was in Sugar Cube Corner, sitting down and pondering about her situation over a drink. Her eyes scanned the room looking for a potential date. Maybe today would be her lucky day. She glanced around the room until her eyes landed on a shapely figure. The figure happened to belong to a woman who was in a curve hugging dress. As the woman stood up, Lyra got to view of long and elegant legs. As she turned around, Lyra was able to inspect the woman’s face. She was rather attractive with her dirty blonde hair and her golden eyes, with one going the other direction than----

Wait, didn’t she know that girl?

“Ditzy?” Lyra asked aloud.

Hearing her name, Ditzy turned to Lyra and smiled. She ran over, and to Lyra’s surprise, threw her arms around her neck.

"Lyra!" exclaimed Derpy as she proceeded to squeeze her. “I haven’t seen you in ages! How are you doing you sexy little thing?”

"I'm doing good." Said Lyra with a slight pause.

Lyra felt her face turn red. It was strange; she had known Ditzy for years and this was the first time she had ever seen Ditzy in a dress. Along with that, Ditzy had never worn heels or put on make-up. But here was her friend, dressed to the nines and looking extremely attractive. Was that why Lyra was blushing?

“That’s good,” Ditzy said with a smile as she took out a brown bag. “Gosh, don’t you just love this place? They have the best muffins!”

“I’ve never tried them.” Lyra admitted.

“They’re heavenly!” Ditzy reached in. “But I’ve gotten hooked on their cupcakes! Here, try some!”

Ditzy pulled out a vanilla cupcake with pink icing topped with a cherry. Ditzy got some on her finger and licked it off slowly. Lyra found herself quivering suddenly. Ditzy took the cherry, covered it in some icing and gave it to Lyra. Automatically, Lyra opened her mouth and let herself be fed.

“Yummy, isn’t it?” Ditzy asked, licking her fingers.

“Y-yeah,” Lyra gulped. “Is it hot in here?”

“Nah,” Ditzy took a bite of her cupcake. “Gosh, this almost as good as sex! Notice how I said almost.”

“Yeah. Aren’t you hot?” Lyra fanned herself.

"Speaking of which, do you have any midnight madness going on?" Ditzy asked.

"Well, I haven't really kind of had any in a while." Said Lyra with a slight pause and a slight mumble.

“What? How is that possible?” Exclaimed Ditzy, flabbergasted at the notion. “Honestly, you should have people dying to sleep with you. I mean I---wait, I have an idea! You busy tonight?”

“No.”

“Perfect!”

Ditzy finished off the rest of her cupcake. Once she was done, she grabbed Lyra by the hand and the two of them headed out Sugarcube Corner.

Lyra pinched herself.

"This whole thing has to be a dream." she thought to herself.

This wasn’t really happening. But no matter how many times she pinched herself, she found that she was still wide awake.

She was sitting on a couch in the Apple family’s living room. Across from her was an extremely sweaty and shirtless Big Mac. He was currently gulping down a huge mug of cider, so he hadn’t noticed her staring at him.

Lyra knew Big Macintosh; in fact, everyone knew him. During elementary school, you couldn’t find a more kind-hearted, chivalrous and hardworking boy. He was the type of boy that always brought an apple for the teacher (he had plenty) as well as open the door for any lady. When he wasn’t be a gentleman, he was playing with baby sister or helping his Grandmother with the farm. It would have been extremely hard to find one girl who didn’t have a huge crush on him.

Even now, Lyra still was somewhat enamored with him. All those years of toiling the fields have given him such a muscular build. He wasn’t a body builder or anything; just the perfect size. She had also heard whispers that he was a fantastic lover.

According to Ditzy, there was some truth behind those rumors.

Once he finished the cider, he wiped his face and placed the mug on the table between them. She now found herself locking eyes with him and she felt her face turn bright red. Looking at him up close, he was absolutely gorgeous! His lightly tanned skin, his auburn hair, his darling freckles;Ditzy was so totally lucky.

"Well Mac?" said Ditzy as she came up behind him and wrapping her arms around him. "What do you think?"

“I think yes.” He replied.

“Huh? Yes to what?” Lyra asked, confused by his statement.

“Well, I asked Mackie here if he’d be up for a little two girls with one guy action,” Ditzy said. “And he said yes.”

"Two girls, one guy? You mean... a threesome?" said Lyra in shock, her face turning bright red.

“Yep! You, me and this big hunk of sexy right here.”

Lyra found herself speechless. A threesome? With Big Macintosh and Ditzy? Maybe she should pinch herself again. Nope, still awake.

“I, well...". She looked at Ditzy, and then to Big Mac. "I... haven't had any in a long time. I might be a bit rusty."

“That’s what Ditzy said the first time and assure you, she lied.” Mac smiled at Ditzy.

“C’mon, it’ll be fun!”

“Well…“ Lyra gave the last two one more look. “Okay. I’m in!”

“Yipee!” Ditzy jumped up. “Time for upstairs?”

Macintosh nodded to his partner, who squealed with delight. She ran over and grabbed Lyra once again, leading her up the stairs. Big Macintosh was right behind them. The whole time, Lyra could hear her heart beating like a mad bongo drum. Could she really be doing this? A threesome? Her? Yes, she had fantasized about having sex with two people but she had never gotten her hopes up before. Now here she was, being pushed into Big Mac’s bedroom.

Once in his room, Ditzy sat Lyra down on the bed. Mac closed the door behind them. Ditzy smiled, shimmying out of her dress. Lyra’s eyes grew wide when she realized that Ditzy wasn’t wearing a bra! Her face turned scarlet and she was about to avert her gaze, when she felt two arms wrap around her waist. She glanced to see that Big Mac had snuck up on her.

“Are you nervous?” He whispered into her ear.

“A bit,” She admitted. “I’ve never done anything like this.”

“It’s okay. Just relax.”

Lyra was about to reply but the moment she felt Big Mac’s lips against her neck, she stopped. His lips were cold but soft. She shivered as he planted kisses down her neck. Ditzy, not wanting to be left out, started unbuttoning Lyra’s blouse. She would have protested, by Lyra was too busy enjoying Mac’s kisses. Once her blouse was opened, Ditzy was greeted by a pair of lovely lumps trapped in an aqua colored bra. She reached around to Lyra’s back and undid the clasp. She peeled off the bra and watched as the breasts bounced.

“Oh, these look like fun!” Ditzy’s grin grew.

“D-Ditzy, what ar---OH!”

Lyra’s body became like melted chocolate. Ditzy had leaned down and had started lavishing kisses on the breasts. Lyra couldn’t stop shivering. She had never received so much pleasure before. Quietly, she let out a small moan. Mac, apparently having the ears of a cat, heard this small moan and decided to up the ante. One of his hands wandered towards her chest, and when it got there, he got a handful of tit which he began to gently massage. Lyra moaned again, a bit louder this time.

“Mac, why don’t you join me?” Ditzy said. “You’re so good when comes to titty play!”

“I do like playing with cleavage.” Mac admitted.

Ditzy scooted over so Mac could have room. Once he was there, Mac leaned forward and placed his lips around Lyra’s nipple. She was shocked and was about to ask what Macintosh was going to do, but once he started sucking, she could only moan. Ditzy was right; he was good at playing with tits. He started out slow but, his speed slowly increased. Every so often, his tongue would glide over her nipple.

During this time, Ditzy’s hand slowly headed down towards Lyra’s shorts. As she too played with Lyra’s breasts, Ditzy’s hand was fiddling with a zipper. Once it went down, she carefully pulled down Lyra’s panties that were already wet. Gently, she glided two fingers into the already moist hole. Lyra gritted her teeth as Ditzy started pumping her fingers. It felt like she was being teased. A small whimper escaped her lips.

“Mac,” She managed. “I…need it.”

“What do you need?” Mac asked before circling her nipple with his tongue.

“Ohhhh!” She gasped. “You! I need you! Please, I haven’t been fucked in ages!”

“She’s ready as well,” Ditzy pulled out her fingers. “Maybe we should stop torturing her.”

“Lemme see down there Ditzy dear.” Mac said.

The two switched places. Lyra watched as Ditzy came up and sat on Lyra’s stomach. She was still her in underwear and Lyra wasn’t going to stand for this.

“Ditz, it’s time to let me at those boobs.” Lyra ordered.

“Lyra, are you getting horny?” Ditzy asked with a grin.

“Maybe. But for now, boobs."

Ditzy gave a giggle. She then cradled her breasts, a cheeky smile on her face. Lyra reached and grabbed them, causing Ditzy to giggle. Meanwhile, Macintosh had placed himself in front of Lyra’s pussy. He opened her up slightly and then placed his mouth on her clit. Lyra shivered and gave Ditzy’s breasts a squeeze. Quivering, she placed her mouth on Ditzy’s nipple and started sucking slowly. Sighing, Ditzy started running her hands through Lyra’s hair.

Mac’s lips lingered at the clit. He sucked at it, feeling Lyra shivering against him. He gave it a lick before slowly moving down towards her dripping pussy. His lips trailed down until he came upon her slit. First, he kissed her inner lips before letting his tongue enter her slit. Lyra clenched slightly, causing her to bite down on Dizty’s breast.

“Oh, teeth! Naughty.” Ditzy grinned.

Mac’s tongue went in and out, lapping up her sweet juices. He would suck at super wet parts before starting to lick again. He heard Lyra’s mumbled moans, her mouth still clamped onto Ditzy’s tit. He could tell she was ready; her walls were starting to tighten. With on last lick, Mac sent Lyra over the edge. She threw back her head and screamed as a wave of juices washed over Big Mac’s face. Mac opened his mouth, not wanting to miss a drop.

“Holy crap!” Lyra gasped. “That was amazing.”

“You’re not so bad yourself Lyra,” Ditzy grinned. “So, now what?”

Lyra thought for a second. She moved off of the bed.

“Ditzy, sit down on the pillow,” Lyra demanded. “I’m going to eat you out while Big Mac fucks me doggy style.”

“I think we should have Lyra join more often.” Mac said with a big grin.

Ditzy moved so her bottom was on the pillow. Lyra sat back down and looped her arms around Big Mac. Lyra placed herself in front of Ditzy so her bottom was facing Mac. Mac finally decided it was time to get rid of his pants. He pulled them down along with his boxers, revealing his schlong in all of its hardened glory. He positioned himself behind Lyra, placing his hands on her hips. He leaned forward, close to her ear.

“You ready?” He whispered.

“Yes.” Lyra replied.

With that prompt, Mac slipped in. Lyra gasped and shivered; it had been a long time since she had felt a man’s member in her. He slowly started out , going back and forth. Once he started, Lyra leaned clutched Ditzy’s legs and leaned forward. She let out her tongue and licked Ditzy’s inner wall. Ditzy’s body clenched and was then taken over by shivering.

Lyra’s whole body was on fire. The idea of threesomes had appealed to her but, she had no idea they were this fantastic! The fun was also in part to her partners. Macintosh knew what he was doing, starting out slow then going faster. She was extremely surprised by Ditzy; she never thought her old friend to be so sensual!

Ditzy was starting to get wet. Lyra felt her face become moist, her tongue lapping up the juices. Macintosh’s thrusts came quicker, each one becoming harder. Driven by lust, Lyra went to eating Ditzy out with new found gusto. Ditzy screamed and gasped, her body covered with sweat. She was so close! Grasping the sheets, she gritted her teeth and then yelled as she released. Lyra’s face became sopping wet as the juices flowed. She opened her mouth wide, not wanting to miss a drop.

After Ditzy’s orgasm, Lyra could feel herself getting closer. Her walls tightened around Mac’s cock and with one last thrust, she gave in. Lyra screamed as her body spasmed and she then went limp. Mac panted as he pulled out. He was covered in sweat like the two ladies, but he wore a huge grin on his face.

"That was great!" shouted Lyra with absolute euphoria.

Ditzy then crawled over to Mac and snuggled up with him.

“That was better than great!” Lyra gasped. “It was fantastic! Why have I never done this before?”

“I think you’ve converted her.” Ditzy grinned.

“Whoops, my bad,” said Big Mac with a satisfied smirk on his face. “So, you ladies interested in round two?”

Lyra sat up.

“Does the princess have a big horn?” She asked.

“I’ll take that as a yes.” Mac pulled Lyra over.

“I’ll go get the whips!” Ditzy said.