Less than human

by Oaoadil

Rating: teen
Tags: Equestria Girls, Main 7 (EqG), Violence, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Left 4 Dead
Length: 4435

Zombies got stuck in the least expected place

Their lives is pain, torture, sadness, murder. Their lives changed with their bodies. They lost their minds. Now they are killing machines. But what will happen if they will get back ability to think and stuck in another dimension where they will find peace?

Published 2020-04-12 09:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-04-17 01:03:56 UTC

Chapter 1: Respawn

New Orleans, Louisiana

Four survivors were fighting with a large horde of infected. They were heading to the helicopter on the other end of the bridge. Finally, the last infected was killed but they saw something that terrified them. All 9 (Screamer included) special infected with one common infected, who wore a shirt and classic pants were running towards survivors.

"Shit! Move, move," shouted Coach.

"Who the hell woke up the Witch?" asked Ellis.

"Shut up, Ellis," said Nick.

"Hurry, move to the helicopter," commanded Rochelle.

All quickly ran away and got to the helicopter. 10 infected were staring at a flying machine that flew far away. Suddenly the bridge began blowing up. That's because the military placed bombs on the bridge to avoid expanding infection.

BOOM

All infected died on the spot immediately. Nothing was left after them even blood. Do you think that when humans got infected they lost their minds, but if I will tell you that their minds weren't ruined completely? They understood that they were killing people, but their life was a pain. Every step, moving their muscles, even breathing causing the pain. They didn't want to kill yourself. So they decided to attack non-infected in the hope to be killed. But finally, they got what they wanted so much. Death. But for them, this is not ending. The universe decided otherwise.

Canterlot High. The 29th of October. Evening

"Oh yeah, that's gonna be very scary Haloween," said Rainbow Dash decorating the sports hall.

"Fluttershy, please give me decorations" asked Rarity.

"Ok," said Fluttershy.

"Hey, what are you doing?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Oh, nothing. Choosing a good costume."

"Don't worry, Twi. Flash Sentry will invite you to dance anyway," said Applejack, before realizing what she just said.

The blush appeared on Twilight's face and she shouted:

"I told you don't tell that anyone!"

"Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you," said Applejack rubbing the back of her head.

"No worries, Twi. We all knew that you like him."

"Ugh. I am just trying to surprise him."

"Cheer up, Twi. If you want I can help you with a costume."

"No, thanks Pinkie," said Twilight nervously smiling because of remembering what Pinkie recommended to her last Halloween.

BOOOM

"Eeq" squeaked Fluttershy.

"That's very strange. The forecast said that it will not be any storm for a week."

"I hope there will be no rain in Halloween," said Rarity.

"Sup girls," said Sunset Shimmer entering the hall.

"Hi Sunset, did you hear that thunder?"

"Yeah, it freaked me out, I don't remember thunder making such a loud noise."

"Yeah."

"So did you decorate the hall?"

"Few things left."

Suddenly two women entered the hall. It was principal Celestia and vice-principal Luna.

"Good evening, Mrs. Celestia."

"Good evening, Twilight." said the principal.

"I can see that you are almost done decorating." said vice-principal.

"Yeah, we need only to hang this and everything will be ready."

After that Pinkie hung the garland and went down from the ladder. Suddenly she began shaking.

"Pinkie, are you alright?" asked Celestia.

"No worries, that's her Pinkie sense. She can predict that something is going to happen."

After 30 seconds Pinkie calmed down.

"So what will happen?"

"I am not sure, but I think something big will happen."

Somewhere in town

The Dazzling were heading to their flat and talking about the Halloween concert. Suddenly they heard a silent roar from a dark alley.

"What do you think there?" asked Sonata.

"If you want to know, go and check," said Aria.

Sonata quickly ran into the alley to find the source of the roar.

"Aria, we need her, who are going to throw the trash and wash dishes? You?" said Adagio.

"Ahh, shit." said Aria."Sonata wait, don't go there-"

ROAR

"Ah, too late she is dead, let's get the hell out of here before-" Something bumped into Aria sending her to fly. When she landed she saw it was Sonata.

"Sonata, what the hell was that?"

"I saw a bigfoot without fur."

"What?" asked Adagio approaching girls.

"I saw the hairless bigfoot. I just tried to hug him, but he hit me and sent me flying. Maybe I shouldn't hold the knife, which I grabbed for self-defense."

"You tried to hug him with a knife. You are lucky he didn't squash you."

ROAR

"Shit, run!"

The Dazzlings quickly got up and ran away to home, while 10 pairs of eyes were watching them.

"I think in that world Green Flu doesn't even exist, so people won't shoot us."

"Can you next time not send fly someone who is trying to hug you?"

"She was holding a knife."

"I think it was for self-defense."

"Anyway, let's go I sent Hunter to search for a place where we can stay for the night."

"You sent Hunter for it. Do you know about his problem?"

"Yeah, I know it."

"Hey, guys."

"Hunter, did you find the place where we can sleep?"

"Yes, I found abandoned building here. Follow me."

With those words, 10 infected made their way to the building hoping to know about this new world.

Chapter 2: The new world

The 30th of October. Evening
10 infected were hiding in abandoned building to watch on other people in order to know if they are friends or enemies.

"How do you think, will they attack us?"

"I don't think so. They will just stare at us."

"I am hungry."

"We are all hungry, Hunter. Shut up."

"Some people are also wearing costumes."

"Probably, it's some kind of celebration."

"Well, if we go outside, everyone will think that we are just in costumes."

"Agree. Alright Hunter, Screamer and Common. You will go outside and find some food."

"Okay, but can you not call me common?"

"Did you remember your name?"

"Yeah, i think it's Robert."

"Whatever, go."

3 infected came out from back door of building and began searching for something edible.

"This world is very peaceful. I like it." said Robert.

"Yeah, there aren't Green Flu, survivors, zombies at all." said Screamer.

"So do you have any idea where we can find food?"

"Maybe there." Robert pointed to the building with sign "Canterlot High."

"Let's check." With these words, the trio approached an open window and climbed inside. When they looked around, they desks, chairs and child's pictures.

"Alright, let's just find some food and ge-"

Suddenly the door was opened by woman.

"Who are the-" she saw 3 mens standing in front of her. One of them was wearing a dark blue hoodie and brown pants. The hood was pulled over his face, almost completely hiding him. The wrists and folds of the elbow were rewound with tape. The second was wearing blue sneakers, jeans and straitkacket. His hair was straight and black. The third was wearing a shirt, trousers, black shoes. His hair was black and disheveled.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?"

"We just err lost, so we tried to ask someone for direction."

"Alright, so what's your names?"

"My name's Robert."

"Hunter."

"Screamer."

"My name is Luna and i am vice-principal of this school. So it seems that you are new here. Would you like to eat something?"

"Yes."

"Alright, come with me." The trio began following Luna.

"Can we trust her?"

"She didn't shoot at us. So i think yeah."

Soon they approached cafeteria, where they saw 8 girls sitting at the table. They looked at the infected.

"Hello."

"Hi!" shouted Pinkie and jumped on Hunter.

"I am Pinkie Pie and welcome to th- Ouch!" Hunter still was infected and if someone attacks him, he is fighting back.
He bit her neck.

"Oh!"

"Ahm, Hunter, are you trying to eat her or rape?"

After realising Hunter pushed back Pinkie and got up on his legs. Pinkie Pie was holding her neck and had a blush on her face.

Giggle

Infected looked at girls, who was chuckling, while Celestia and Luna were confused by this action.

"Sorry, it's just my reflexes."

"Nevermind, i shouldn't jump on you."

"So, sister who are they?" asked Celestia.

"I found them in classroom. They are new here and wanted to ask direction."

"So, let's introduce yourselves. My name's Celestia and I am principal of this school. That's my sister and vice-principal Luna."

"Hello, my name's Twilight Sparkle, that's Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Sunset Shimmer."

"Hi there. My name's Screamer, that's my friends: Robert and Hunter."

"Why is your name Screamer?"

"I can show you. Cover your ears." Girls were confused by that but they covered their ears, while Robert and Hunter did the same. Meanwhile, Screamer took a deep breath and made the loudest shriek.
Every window became shaking and some of them broke. When Screamer fell silent, everyone looked at him with amazement.

"Wow, that's was very loud. How did you do that?"

"My lungs were increased in size."

"Alright girls, stop asking our guests. I think they're hungry. Am I right?" asked Applejack.

"Yeah, we didn't eat anything entire day."

"Take a sit. We have a pie, cake, juice. What you want?"

"Do you have any meat?"

Fluttershy gasped, while other girls looked at infected with worried look.

"Sorry. Fluttershy is vegetarian. But we have steaks."

"That will do."

Applejack grabbed her basket and pulled out three pieces of meat.

"Here, but they are cold. So we need to-"

Infected grabbed them and began eating them.

"Ugh, it's so vulgar."

"Wait guys, we need leave it to our friends."

"Wait, you are not alone?"

"No, there are 7 our friends here."

"Wow, you should visit our party tomorrow. It will be there in sport hall. And also you have good costumes."

Infected looked at each other.

"Yeah. These are our costumes."

"How did you wear this straitjacket?"

"I was wearing this about 2 years. So i can unzipped it with my mouth."

"Wow, can you show us?"

"No."

"Alright, but at least can you all come to our party tomorrow?"

"We will think about it. Alright guys, let's move."

With those words infected came out of the cafeteria.

"They are very strange."

"I think we need to be careful."

"Agree."

Few minutes later

All infected were eating the food. It was enough for them for today.

"Oh, I just remember, those girls who gave us the meat, invited us to their party."

"Hmm, i think we should show up there."

"Hey, we are still infected. We have a Green Flu inside of us."

"Smoker, we were in this world 2 days. If we had a virus, everyone would be zombies."

"He's right, Smoker. I think we can come."

After few seconds Smoker nodded. Everyone said: "Yay!"

Smoker just rolled his eyes. He was thinking about the dangers of coming on the party. Soon all infected were sleeping.

Chapter 3: The party

The 31st of October. 17.00

All people were wearing costumes of different creatures: ghosts, vampires, etc. But what they didn't expect to see 10 people who were looking like zombies. They were all like real. Everyone was just staring at them. Then the highest one made a roar, and children ran away.

"Did you need to roar, Tank?" asked Boomer.

"They were staring at us. Witch doesn't like it. You all know what happens when she is watching for a long time." Everyone nodded in understanding. Soon they approached the school, where the party will be. Then they saw a poster, which said that the party will begin at 18.00.

"Great, now we need to wait," said Smoker.

"Calm down, we just need to wait and that's all," said Spitter.

"Yeah, but will people find it strange that 10 zombies are standing in front of the school."

"They'll just think that it's costumes," said Charger. Only Witch and Jockey didn't say a word since they entered this world. After 50 minutes all infected were bored. Some of them were hitting their head at the wall. Suddenly the door was opened and Principal Celestia showed up:

"Can you please stop doing that? Do you want to break the wall?"

"I don't mind," said Charger.

"What are you doing here anyway?" asked Celestia. Then he saw three guests that were here yesterday.

"Oh, I know you. You're Screamer, Hunter, and Robert."

"Yeah," said Robert.

"So are you here for the party?"

"Yeah," answered Hunter.

"So that's your friends?" Suddenly the vice-principal with Mane 7 came out of the building and infected.

"Wow, you guys have cool costumes. They like are real," said Pinkie.

"So, what're your names?" asked Twilight.

"That's Smoker, Boomer, Witch, Tank, Jockey, Charger and Spitter," said Robert. Girls looked at infected and were a little scared of their appearances. Jockey had a creepy wild smile, Spitter had an ugly face, Tank was giant and had no jaw, Charger had a right large arm and left small one. But they calmed yourself down by knowing that it was just costumes.

"Are you waiting for a party?"

"Yeah, what time is it?"

"It's 18.50. C'mon you can wait inside," said Applejack. With those words, all entered the building. Soon they were in the sports hall. Then people in costumes began fulling the hall and then Principal from the stage said:

"Good evening everyone. It's a pleasure to meet all our students here in Haloween. Now let's get this party started." said Celestia into the microphone. Then the music turned on and the party began. All were enjoying the party except infected. They didn't have a party in their world.

Hunter

Hunter was sitting on the floor in the corner and looked at the party. Everyone was having fun, but he wasn't. Suddenly Derpy approached him and asked:

"Hello, are you new here?"

"Yes. What you want?"

"I just saw you that you were sitting there alone. It's strange that only I saw you because as you can see I have a problem with eyes."

"At least, you have eyes." Those words surprised Derpy, then Hunter turned to her and lifted the edge of the hood which covered his face. What Derpy saw was horrible. Instead of eyes, Hunter had two black eye nests. She slowly lifted her finger to nest and shoved finger. She quickly covered her mouth, when she realized that Hunter didn't have eyes.

"Oh God, What happened to you?"

"I tore them out. Because of one virus, when I open my eyes, I feel pain. Then I just tore them out."

"But how you can see?"

"Scent and echolocation," said Hunter. Suddenly Derpy hugged him and said:

"Don't worry. Everything will be fine."

"Umm, alright."

"Can I ask you a favor?"

"What?"

"Can you teach me how to navigate without eyes?"

"Uuh. Alright."

"Thanks." Derpy hugged Hunter stronger.

"I can't breathe."

"Oops, sorry," said Derpy releasing Hunter.

Smoker

Smoker was standing in front of exit and smoking. Suddenly he saw Celestia sitting on the chair depressed. He approached her and asked:

"Hi, why are you not enjoying the party?"

"I want to ask you the same."

"Heh, alright, but can you answer?"

Celestia sighed and said: "I surrounded by idiots. Of course, I like my students, but sometimes they're just really annoying."

"Huh, welcome to my world," said Smoker. Celestia looked at him and saw a cigarette.

"Umm, do you have another one?" asked Celestia pointing to the cigar. Smoker pulled out another one from his pocket and gave it to Celestia. She lightened it and took a deep breath.

"Oh yeah, that' all I needed." She looked to Smoker and suddenly he became looking pretty.

"Hey, maybe we can go for a walk tomorrow?"

Smoker was confused. Did she invite him to date? He simply nodded and Celestia hugged him. It was a little unusual for Smoker, but he just hugged her back.

Boomer

Boomer was eating a cake and watching the party. Suddenly someone poking him into the back. He looked down and saw three little girls.

"Hello, what you want?"

"We just wanted to say hello. I'm Applebloom. That's Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle." said the girl. Suddenly Diamond Tiara and Shining Spoon walked to the table and saw girls.

"Oh look who is here? Talentless girls."

"Leave us alone Diamond. We are having fun here."

"Oh yeah with who? With this fat man?"

"Hey, that's rude you know."

"I don't care."

"If you won't fuck off, I will make you do it."

"What did you just say? I'm Diamond-" she didn't end her sentence because something covered her. She saw a green substance and it smelled bad. She looked at Boomer who was wiping the same thing from...his mouth. After realization, Diamond Tiara screamed and ran away. Shining Spoon just looked at her boss and headed to the dancing crowd.

"What was that?" asked Sweetie Belle.

"Did you just puke on her?" asked Applebloom.

"Yes, I am," said Boomer. After a few seconds, girls began laughing.

"Hahaha, oh god, I had to take a camera," said Scootaloo.

"Yeah, hehe, that's was funny. Thanks, Mr..."

"Boomer. Just call me Boomer."

"Cool name. Can we be friends?"

"Huh, alright."

"Yay!" shouted girls and hugged infected. Then he hugged them back.

Tank and Witch

Tank was sitting at the corner and keeping the eye on Witch. Witch strangely didn't even sob. Tank saw her eating the pink cupcake. Suddenly two girls approached them.

"Hey you, back away," said Lighting Dust.

"We can't have a cupcake because of you," said Suri Polomare. Tank backed away and girls began picking up cupcakes. Suddenly Lighting Dust turned to Witch. She approached her and said:

"Hey you, give me that cupcake."

"Why did you need it? She had already bit it."

"I'll tear out the bitten spot. Anyway, give me that."

"You would better get away from her."

"Or what."

"She'll tear you out." Then Witch got up and sliced the wall and there were 4 scratches on the wall.

"Believe me. Her claws are real."Suri Polomare ran to the crowd. While LD wanted to slap Witch, but she was grabbed by something. Then he saw a Tank, which was holding her with his arm.

"Wait, how the hell you can lift me?"

"Let's just say. That's not a costume. I'm real." said Tank with a low tone. LD's pupils shrank and now she was scared.

"Now go," said Tank releasing LD. When she landed, she instantly ran away. Tank and Witch chuckled and continued eating the cupcake.

Jockey

Jockey was jumping on the table and laughing like a psycho. Everyone just didn't pay attention to him. Suddenly Pinkie Pie approached him and said:

"Hi there."

"Heheheheh," said Jockey.

"Ou, so how are you?"

"Iamfinethanks."

"Wowareyoutoospeakingfast, don'tyou?"

"Ohyeah,Iam"

"Coolandawesome. Wewillbethebestfriends." said Pinkie. "MynameisPinkaminaDianeOie,butyoucancallmePinkiePie. What'syourname?"

"IamJockey."

"Whatdoyoulike?"

"Ridepeople."

"I.E. climbingonthemandusethemlikehorse." Jockey just rapidly nodded.

"Haha,Ithinkitisfunny."

"Hey you, can you shut up?" said Blueblood.

"HeyBlueblood. Itisrudeyouknow." said Pinkie.

"Talk normally."

"Okie-dokie-lokie." said Pinkie.

"Alright, now can you please keep the silence? I want to eat in silence."

"But there is loud music here?"

"How did you suppose to eat in silence?"

"It's possible without your annoying voice."

"Hey, that's rude you know."

"I don't care." Suddenly Jockey jumped on Blueblood and was holding him by his face.

"Ahhh, get off me, get off, get off me," shouted Blueblood. Jockey was riding him into the crowd and then he jumped off and pushed him into the table with cupcakes. Jockey was laughing and jumping to Pinkie. She was lying and laughing on the ground.

"Hahahahahahahahaha, That was very hilarious."

"YeahIknow."

"Youareverycool.Let'sbefriends."

"Yeah," said Jockey. Then he jumped to Pinkie and hugged her.

Charger

Charger was staying near the music system and drinking the soda from the little tube. Then he saw Fluttershy who was sitting in the corner and petting her rabbit Angel. He approached her and asked:

"Can I join you?"

"Yeah, of course."

"My name's Charger."

"My name is Fluttershy. It's nice to meet you." After a few seconds of silence, she asked:

"How did you do that?"

"What?"

"Your costume."

"It's not a costume. It's really what my arms look like."

Fluttershy gasped and covered her mouth.

"How is that possible? I didn't saw such a mutation."

"Ugh, I used to it," said Charger. Suddenly she was pushed to the ground. Charger looked at the girl who pushed her.

"Your time is over," said Glida. She took the chair, but suddenly Charger said:

"Why did you push her? She didn't do anything to you."

"Fuck off, ugly. I am not talking to you."

"What makes you think that you can treat others?"

"Listen here, hillbilly. I can do whatever I want, and no one is-" Charger grabbed her by his hand and said:

"Listen here. If you harm Fluttershy again, you'll deal with me. Are you understand that?" Charger squeezed her stronger. Glida yelled and said:

"Alright, alright I understood." With those words, Charger threw her to the exit door.

BAM

"Ouch. That's hurt," said Fluttershy. "Thank you for this, but you didn't have to do that."

"No, I had to do it," said Charger. "You're innocent and weak. Only bad people will threaten someone like you."

"Thanks," said Fluttershy.

Spitter

Spitter was drinking the water and watching the party. Suddenly Twilight approached her.

"Hello, Spitter."

"Oh hi.."

"My name's Twilight Sparkle."

"Oh, so what do you think about the party?"

"Uh, pretty good. But I don't keen on this." Suddenly Spitter took the glass and spat green substance here.

"What is this?" Spitter took the stick and put it into the glass. Then he pulled out the half of it.

"Is that an acid?"

"Yes. My stomach generates her. I can't control it, so I need to spit her sometimes."

"Oh, but it even possible?"

"I'm just was infected by a virus. And it transformed me into it."

"Wait, it's not a costume?" Spitter nodded. Twilight was shocked because in front of her was a woman, whose face was deformed by an unknown virus.

"Is it infectious?"

"Well, actually supposed to be but when we arrived at this place, we noticed that the virus didn't spread everywhere."

"So, it means that it's gone?"

"Yeah, I think."

"Wait, does that mean that all of your friends are.."

"Yes."

Twilight was in shock. Those people were deformed and now they are stuck in such a state forever.

"I should check you. I can create an antidote."

"Don't even try. The virus is always mutating. It's impossible to create a cure. No worries, we used to it." Twilight wanted to argue but gave up. Then she looked at Flash Sentry who was talking to his teammates. She wanted to talk with him, but she was hesitating. Suddenly Spitter said:

"If you like him, don't be afraid of telling him your feelings."

"I know. I just worry that he'll just laugh at me."

"Listen, I don't know you, but you are a good girl. Go and talk with him." After a few seconds, Twilight approached him and asked him to dance. Flash Sentry confused but then nodded and they began dancing. Twilight looked at Spitter, who lifted her thumb.

Screamer

The Screamer was staying in the corridor and watching the wall. Suddenly someone poked him. He turned around and saw Luna.

"What do you want?"

"I'm just wondering why you're not a party."

"Ugh, I just like silence."

"So, if you want to be alone, can I ask you something?"

"Ok."

"Can you come with me?" Screamer lifted his eyebrow.

"You know, I also like to be alone, but also I like videogames. Do you want to play with me?"

"Hmm, okay, it's more interesting than staring at the wall," said Screamer following the vice-principal. When they entered the cabinet, Screamer was surprised to see a big TV with XBOXONE. Luna turned the TV on and connected it to the console. Soon she chose the game "Mortal Kombat 11". Then she gave one gamepad to infected while she was holding her. The battle began: Kitana vs. Scorpion. Soon Luna began loosing, he looked at Screamer who was using the gamepad with his...feet. It surprised Luna so much, that she lost her attention and she lost again.

"How did you do that?"

"Do what?"

"You were controlling the gamepad with your feet."

"Oh that, try to be strapped for 1 year in a straitjacket and then you will learn to use your feet like hands."

"Wait, is it a real straitjacket?"

"Yes."

"And you were wearing it for 1 year?"

"Yeah."

"Ou, so are you from the asylum?"

"Yeah, I was locked because I was writing something on the wall. So doctors thought that I'm insane and locked me up."

"Oh God, why they didn't even check you?"

"Huh, they were worrying more about their money than patients? Anyway, let's just play the game."

"Oh yeah, let's play." With those words, both of them continued playing.

Robert

Robert was walking through the crowd and then spotted the Dazzlings and Sunset talking to each other. He approached them and said:

"Hi." The girls looked at him and also said hi. Then Robert looked at Dazzlings and recognized them.

"Hey, I know you."

"Yeah, everyone knows about us."

"You're that girl with a knife." he pointed to Sonata.

"Wait what? How did you-" Adagio stopped and remembered that incident with Sonata on the 28th of October.

"Wait, you saw that yeah?"

"Yeah, you tried to hug Tank, but he saw a knife and sent you flying into her." he pointed to Aria.

"Wait, is that a Tank?" Adagio pointed to somewhere. Then girls saw a large muscular man.

"So, it's not a bigfoot?"

"No. Anyway for which reason everyone should know you." Then Dazzlings and Sunset told him about their attempts to take over the world. When they ended their stories, Robert said:

"Huh, it's fucked up. But it's better than Green Flu."

"What's Green Flu?"

"It's a disease that turns people into aggressive zombies."

"Never heard of it."

"Indeed, because-"

"Witches!" someone shouted. It was a group of boys and girls.

"Go away," said Aria.

"You should go away. Nobody wants you here." Suddenly Robert approached them and said:

"If you continue insulting them, I will punch you."

"Pfft, did you know who am I?" Them the punch was sent to his face. He landed on the table. Others were shocked by such power and quickly ran away. Then Robert approached girls.

"Thanks for this, but that was unnecessary."

"No, you know that you made a wrong step. You deserved a second chance." With those words, girls hugged him.

"Thanks."