Rum, Powder, and a Scarred Drake 2
Spike drank three forty gallon buckets of Captain Morgan with his bare claws. He looked around himself with a dazed view. Everypony in the crew watched him drink down those forties like no tomorrow. It was incredible to view such a feat where such a young dragon could slam them down like nothing. His power to allow such a feat was unmistakable to his unshakable will. They all cheered as the last drop of Captain Morgan went down his throat.
The buckets fell down to the wooden floor. Its powerful blast of alcohol fuzz shot out over. Everypony screamed, including Princess Celestia who recently became a pirate after going on vacation.
“Ol right Spike, it's time fo you to be rewoded for dat incredible display of alcoholism” a fellow pirate said.
From the corner of his eye, Spike could see Princess Celestia gave him a calm smile. She put her hoof near her pussy and stretched it out for him to see.
“Go on Spikey, its time to get laid!” said the fellow pirate.
Spike the dragon's penis grew three times that day. The only thing he could smell was from the drunken stupor he felt and the hot mare juice scent that assailed his senses. He leaped and did a three-hundred and sexy degree flip, before he slammed his massive dragon cock into her. She moaned a loud grunt as the full mass slammed into her. Spike with inconceivable pelvis strength thrusted his own massive member into Princess Celestia’s gaped hole.
Spike thrusted more, Celestia’s breath got hot and heated with each hump. Her infinite chasm could feel every piece of his penis slap into each side with incredible punches of sex. Her massive pony poon clenched as hard as it could. Spike with his small claws slapped the fat plot of Princess Celestia. With each hard slam of his claw, a red mark appeared brighter with each time he striked.
Everyponypirate continued to cheer as they watched Spike’s face clenched with the powerful suction of Celestia. Spike grasped his head and shoved it up between her asscheeks. He then motorboated both cheeks and butthole with his dragon face. Now, Spike could feel his balls tense up. They were so large that without a real dragon condom, it would impregnate with a bajillion sperm. Celestia would have a kirin, and no pony would be able to escape their love.
Spike paused as he shook and vibrated. The cum blast he ejaculated swarmed into her hole. Yet, somehow, the cum did not flow out as Spike’s peen turned tiny. Celestia’s magical cooch absorbed all the semen that Spike gave. She turned around and gave Spike a sloppy smooch on his face. Her muzzle streaked with a hot blush.
“Nnngh, aaaah, Spike, you gave so much, I love you more than anypony in all of history”
The pirates raised their glasses and somewhere in her vagoo, a sperm cell penetrated a very bright egg.
“But, how come no semen leaked out of you, it was a lot that I shot out?” asked Spike.
Celestia giggled to her heart's content.
“Oh silly love, I wouldn’t let a single piece of you go to waste” she said. “And, I am pregnant with your foal, Spike”.
Spike the Dragon stretched his pirate shirt neck out. He couldn't’ believe he just became a father. Now he could finally follow his dream of being a father and a pirate. No worries of Twilight Sparkle who abandoned him to the reaches of nothing. No more terrible issues with that for he had new life to take care of.
And just like that, Celestia grasped three forties of Captain Morgan and glugged it all down. She didn’t stop until the entirety of the three bottles were finished. Her belly was filled; a precursor to what was to come.
Then, Spike woke up, it was all a dream he had. It turns out that Celestia had sex with him in his sleep and had dream powers too. He felt some kind of cold slime under his bed-sheet. He threw it over and found the entirety of the inside of his bed covered in his breeding juice.
“Well, at least I’m not going to have to take responsibility now,” he said.
Then, he heard the sound of wings that flapped against the wind.
He turned to the open window to find Princess Luna that flew away. Spike surprised, slammed the window closed, the air was getting chilly and then his head exploded.
The End.
Or was it?
Just like that, Spike’s brain and head recombined itself into its original non-exploded self. He looked around himself, everything around him turned into jelly and was smoothed out. They folded into each other like paint being pulled down together from a brush. He recalled a time where there was no possible way this was real. The only time that could have happened is if Discord had altered reality again.
But, why would Discord do that?
“Oh would you like to now?” said Discord as he appeared behind him. Spooked, Spike leaped into the unusual ceiling and his head slammed into the outside world.
“What the heck is happening!!??” said Spike.
Discord pulled him from the ceiling, pieces of board fell to the ground.
“Well, it's a favor from Princess Luna, she wanted to have intercourse with you” he said. “But, didn’t want you to find out…”
Spike twisted and deformed into unimaginable shapes, his base colors formed into weird places.
“And now that you know the truth, you can never escape the dreamlands”
Spike mumbled in undecipherable terms, something only Discord could understand.
“Oh I know you’d make a good father for Princess Luna’s Kirin” he said. “But, she can’t let Twilight know or else she’ll be sent back to the moon like usual”.
“Memmemeemmmrmrmmrrmmrr” said Spike undecipherable.
“Yes yes, they’ll come looking for you, to bad that they won’t have to since you’ll be in a coma”
Discord gave out a hearty chuckle before he slapped his draconequis knee.
“Goodbye Spike…”
And with that, Discord disappeared, Spike became undecipherable and loose. His very understanding was fragmented and lost. He could only…
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