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Ponk Home, Virginia

by totallynotabrony
Pinkie Pie goes on the run, seeking safety at home with her family. She didn’t realize that they might not agree.

The small Appalachian town of Dashville is full of quiet citizens doing quiet things.  They mind their own business.

International party superstar Pinkie Pie does not mind her own business.  In fact, that was what sent her on the run in the first place. Going home to her family seemed like a good choice.

She didn’t realize that they might not agree.


Part of Mitch H's Dashville 'verse
Prereading by Shrink Laureate

Teen
Complete
Dark
Alternate Universe
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Profanity
Violence
Human
Narcotics
 
POO

30044 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read

10 Chapters:

  1. Nine Hundred Miles and a Dead End 2020-04-09 11:43:46 UTC
    3940
  2. Faces New and Old 2020-04-10 16:27:30 UTC
    2402
  3. Smoke and Fire 2020-04-12 22:24:19 UTC
    3876
  4. Sunday Freestyle is Better Than Thursday Night Snakes 2020-04-14 19:47:49 UTC
    3488
  5. Hot Wings Not Worth It 2020-04-16 02:50:47 UTC
    4558
  6. Taking a Bite Out of Crime 2020-04-17 10:24:08 UTC
    2887
  7. Take the Third Right 2020-04-18 10:58:46 UTC
    2026
  8. The War Council 2020-04-19 17:43:09 UTC
    1858
  9. Milk and Cookies 2020-04-21 02:11:21 UTC
    3372
  10. Community Service 2020-04-22 11:20:24 UTC
    1637