The New Guys

by LoneWolf94

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Sex
Length: 2029

Rainbow Dash has some fun... then it gets doubled.

Northern Wind and Sanguine Thunder have just joined the Royal Guard and have been given their first assignment: Guard Princess Celestia while the rest of their detail searches for Celestia's missing pet Phoenix, Philomena. Can they complete this simple assignment? Or will a certain rainbow maned Pegasus distract them with her hawt body? Quick clopfic I wrote for some random reason. Pic sorta, kinda related. Don't kill me...

Published 2012-08-22 06:34:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-22 06:34:01 UTC

Only Chapter.

“Could you please act a little more professional, North?”

“Hey, just because we’re Royal Guards now doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun. Besides, I’m just flying around. Not like I’m hurting anybody.” Northern Wind said as he circled San.

“That’s the point. We’re supposed to be standing guard not flying around in a circle. What if the Captain shows up? I’m sure he’d be pissed to see you breaking the rules.”

Northern Wind hovered down and landed firmly next to San. “Fine...” he huffed.

Sanguine shook his head. Ever since they’d met North had always been one to not follow orders. Why he ever decided to join the Royal Guard was a mystery that no one quite knew the answer to. Sanguine, on the other hand, always thought being a Royal Guard would be great. Though, even he had to admit that standing around for hours on end was not fun... at all. They’d been tasked with guarding Princess Celestia as the bulk of the guards had been sent out to try and locate Celestia’s pet phoenix which apparently had been stolen. The Captain was wary about leaving two new recruits to guard the Princess, but there was no one else available. Well, it was more that the Captain was worried about North, not so much about San. Now they were standing in a hallway in front of the mayor’s office. The Princess was inside the office discussing matters of a political nature, which neither San nor North really cared about. Eventually, after almost 5 minutes of silence, to which San was surprised that North had managed not to talk that long, he finally spoke up.

“So did you hear about that mare who tried to get the earlier guards to laugh by making funny faces or something?” North said as he leaned up against a wall.

“Yea, what about her?”

“I heard she was kinda cute. I wonder if she’ll come back. I’d really like to get a good look at her.”

“Really, North? Now’s not the time to be thinking about mare’s. Especially one’s that are one of the Elements of Harmony.”

“She’s an Element of Harmony?!”

“Uh.. yea? Don’t you pay attention to anything?” San didn’t need to even ask that as he already knew the answer.

“How am I supposed to remember who everypony is? I’m a guard. All I need to know is to stand still.”

“Yea, and you can’t even manage that right.” San pointed out that North had been leaning against the wall the entire time. North, realizing his mistake, returned to a proper guarding position.

“You’re always quick to point out when I screw up. I never say anything to you when you make a mistake.”

“Cause half the time I don’t. Now, can you please shut the fu-” The loud noise of approaching hoofsteps quickly brought both guards to silence and they both became as stiff as statues. Even North knew to be perfectly still when anyone comes. For all they know it could be someone hell bent on harming the Princess. A shadow could be seen approaching from around the corner. Soon enough, the figure came into view of both of the guards. The Rainbow mane and tail were unmistakable to San, but North was focusing on something besides the color of the mare’s mane. North was more interested in the amazing curves of her body as she approached.

San shot a quick look at his partner. North was practically drooling. Damit North! We’re supposed to be unmoving statues around others! You’re so gonna get canned if you don’t shape up. San thought to himself.

Something in North’s head clicked and he managed to put himself back into an emotionless state. San was quite proud, actually and continued to remain in his current state. The Rainbow maned pegasus had now reached them and appeared to be inspecting them. What is she planning? San thought. He assumed she was probably gonna try and make them laugh or something, like she had attempted before. San had no doubts that he would be fine, but worried that North may not last.

“You two are different from the guards from before. You guys aren’t all-white like the others.” Rainbow Dash pointed out.

She was right. Being new recruits, North and San had yet to have their coats and tails dyed. Not wanting to acknowledge her, North and San just remained in their positions. Giving her the 1,000 yard stare. San was preparing himself for whatever Dash was going to attempt and hoped to Celestia that North doesn’t screw up.

She looked at San and then to North. She appeared to be deciding who she would try to get a response from first. After a short while of thinking it over, she walked up to North. Oh crap. San thought. This isn’t going to end well.

She approached North very slowly. North was doing his best not to look at her, but it was becoming quite difficult with every step closer she got. She got to the point where she was mere inches away from him. She examined him more closely this time. From the tip of his snout all the way down his sides and under his belly directly between his haunches. San noticed this and began to worry even further.

The silence was finally broken once more. “You’re kinda cute. For a guard anyway.” Rainbow said in a sultry voice as she began to move around North, lightly smacking him with her tail in the process. San watched as his friend tensed up. He could tell North was having difficulties keeping his cool. San watched as she began rubbing her body along North’s before walking out in front and wagging her plot directly at him. San probably could've stopped this. He could’ve piped up and ordered the mare to leave or else she would be arrested. But he didn’t. For some reason, he was actually eager to see what was going to happen next.

North was on the verge of going crazy. Dash’s constant grinding against him had clouded his mind and now she was basically taunting him with her treasures. He wanted to jump her. He knew he could too. He was much bigger than her. He could easily just grab her and throw her to the ground and rut her right there and then. He thought of how good it would feel to have his dick sliding in and out of her hot, tight... NO! North screamed in his head. I’m not doing that! I can’t! San’s right there. He’d report my ass if I did something like that and then I can kiss my life goodbye! I’m not going to show any emotion. I mean, it’s not like her nice, soft coat rubbing against me is making me.... oh god.

Though North tried his best to battle with his mind, he was losing the battle with his body. His stallionhood had well escaped the confines of his sheath and was quite obvious against his grey coat. It would only be a matter of time before she noticed...

“Oh! Well what do we have here?” Dash exclaimed as she focused her attention to North’s throbbing member. She walked to his side and stuck her head under his torso. Putting her face mere inches from his member. North couldn’t believe what was happening, but he had no intention of stopping it. She slowly moved closer and closer until she rubbed her nose up against it causing North to gasp and his body to tense up even more than it had been. She giggled before sticking her tongue out and giving the tip a quick lick. North lost control and sat back against a nearby wall to give Dash more room.

“I knew that would would get you! That was a little easier than I expected.” Dash commented.

“Yea whatever. Now, could you please continue?” North responded.

Dash got a devious smile on her face. “Of course.” She approached North once more and quickly got to work on licking up and down his hardening shaft. North moaned under his breath with each lick. He couldn’t care less about his job anymore. Or whether or not they’d get caught. He didn’t even care that San was just across from them.

San watched as Dash continued slathering North’s cock before she took the whole thing in her mouth and began to bob up and down. She started off slow, but gradually increased her speed. San didn’t know what to do. On one hand he could report this to someone, but on the other he could get involved in another way. He actually felt quite offended to be left out of this. He watched as Dash swished her tail back and forth as she was giving North a much enjoyed blowjob. San caught a quick glimpse of her soaking marehood as her tail swung to the side and he made up his mind. He trotted over to her. He was determined to make her pay for ignoring him this whole time. He quickly mounted her and thrust his stallionhood into her dripping wet slit. Dash let out a curious moan that vibrated North’s dick as she sucked him. North let out a moan of his own before realizing what was happening.

“So you couldn’t resist either, huh?” North asked his friend who was well into pounding the cyan mare between them.

“I wasn’t about to let you have all the fun. So I decided that I’d step in.” They both laughed and there was even the faintest sound of Dash giggling as well. North just laid back and let Dash continue her hungry sucking. Her mouth felt warm and the way her tongue ran across the tip of his member was driving him wild.

San was having a great time too. He decided that going slow was too boring and was pounding as hard and as fast as he could. Her walls clenched his cock like a vice, begging him to go harder. A plea which he was more than happy to answer. He continued to increase his pace causing Dash to moan into North’s member which in turn cause North to voice his approval.

The air was filled with a smell of mixed sweat and other bodily fluids. Both Stallions were sweating profusely. San had increased his speed to almost a blur and was pounding into Dash hard enough that it was causing a loud slapping noise to echo through the halls. It was certain that Celestia could hear them, but they didn’t care. North took it upon himself to take control of his situation and had begun to pound into Dash’s mouth. Dash remained in the middle of a determined two pronged attack and was loving every minute of it. She clenched around San’s cock, milking him for all he was worth. She was also sucking North off like a vaccume, begging him to drown her with his cum. It was only a matter of time before both Stallions reached the point of no return. Dash had been teetering on the edge of orgasm for quite some time and the feeling of her vagina being filled with warm, sticky cum drove her over the edge. Shortly after San, North reached his climax, shooting his seed down Dash’s accepting throat. Loud gulping noises could be heard as Dash swallowed as much of the potent seed as she could before it became too much for her to handle and it began to pour out of her mouth and nose. San, feeling spent, pulled out of Dash and collapsed to the ground in exhaustion. A mix of cum and Dash’s fluids poured out of her filled candyvag and onto the floor. North collapsed as well. Dash Stood up slowly, her limbs shaking violently. After finally regaining her balance she looked at the two exhausted stallions and smiled.

“Well that certainly was fun. We should do it again sometime, don’t you think?”

“Uh huh” North and San managed to reply despite being out of breath.

“I love this job,” they both added.