Ancient Equine Analysis 2: The Second Course

Everyone came to unanimous agreement Pinkie Pie should take the couch. She protested at first, insisting it would be an imposition, but they weren’t hearing any of it. It was simply too dark to go out right now, and the Ponk parade had long since passed to the point where catching up would be impossible.

So she gratefully bedded down... while Rainbow, Twilight and William soon found themselves embroiled in their usual tricks. Once again the two ponies turned up in his bed, but no-one would be doing any sleeping.

Instead, the two plump ponies curled up against William as he sat in bed, both ‘coincidentally’ having decided to seat themselves in the same way, facing away from him with their legs tucked beneath their bodies. It allowed the girls to carry on a low, soft conversation between themselves about the day... while also shoving both their gigantic rumps right in their caretaker’s face. With their tails both raised, the intent was rather obvious: flaunting two large, juicy, thick-rimmed ponuts and the dripping pussies beneath.

“Seeing Pinkie sure was fun today,” giggled Twilight, as if her exposed asshole weren’t just out there right that second, clenching at thin air as it sought something juicy to bite down on.

“Gotta agree with that! Can’t say no to more Pinkie Pie in my life!" Rainbow shot back. Her excitement had always been more obvious than Twilight’s in situations like this, which might be why her pussy suddenly twitched, releasing a short spray of her steaming-hot juices. “Oof.”

Intentions were obvious.

William took a few seconds to look his little ponies up and down, taking a full inhale of their ripe odors. He felt plenty excited already. "... Haah. Yeah, I have to agree... It turned out to be a dream come true getting to meet her.” He smiled as he leaned forwards, knowing neither of the girls would bat an eyelid if he explored however he wanted. He reached out to stroke Rainbow’s flank, palms feeling her petite frame, her ribs and waist and hips.

"Ah..." Rainbow responded like a nervous filly finally calmed, immediately going limp in his hands. Her eyelashes hooded and her breathing sped up considerably.

"Well, just don’t forget you have us two, too! We still need plenty of attention...”

"Yeah, of course... I won't forget about you two no matter how many fat little ponies come waddling in here..." William now had a hand on both pony's asses. It made the size difference between him and them even more obvious from where he sat: both his girls had such stupendously-plump, well-formed asses... just on a micro scale! They were like shrunken-down versions of the biggest, bubbliest booties he'd ever seen, and being able to comfortably palm an entire cheek made him feel like a giant.

Ponies were barely even knee-high to a man after all, but those donks! Once their somewhat-believable pony bodies reached their hips, Rainbow and Twilight just fountained out in back, each half of their asses almost as wide around as their middles. He had to admit the effect was intoxicating: if their butts were proportional to the rest of their bodies, taking huge human cocks would basically be off-limits. But as they were now, with their chunky derrieres and their thick-lipped, engorged assholes swollen and puffed up until they were pushing their cheeks apart...

Fuck! It made them look like walking sex toys! Drat Twilight for recording it and probably making everyone think he was a pervert just for fucking these two... What kind of guy could resist the allure of a pint-sized body sporting such a healthy cock magnet in the back?

So he kept on exploring the tail-ends of those two pears, slowly but surely making his way to their invitingly-rosy ponuts. All while the girls continued their coy conversation.

"Pinkie's ass is really something, though... We were expecting you to comment on it more, boss," murmured Rainbow, using her haunches to move her ass back towards him, letting it fill his palm. She whistled through her teeth as the side of his finger grazed her super-sensitive asshole.

"I... Uhh... didn't get a look at it..." he murmured back. Was she really talking about this now? What happened to being jealous?

"Duh! Obviously! There's no way you really looked at it, or you'd have been on the floor snuffling her rump like a madman, perv," sniggered Rainbow. "I don't need to remind you of the time Twilight put on a few pounds from too many cupcakes, do I?"

Twilight laughed, although it came out a little stilted... what with William hooking his thumbs in both pony's assholes and twisting the digits around to sink them nice and deep into the girl's inner walls. With that sort of grasp he could tug them around on the bed however he wanted, they were nice and hooked. But instead he just dug in deeper, gently massaging two pony sphincters at once from the inside. That's why God had seen fit to give him two hands, right?

"Haha, yeah..." she purred, eyelashes fluttering as her typically-active brain blanked out, tuned to white noise. White noise, and a whisper that her ass felt so, so good right now. She loved having a big butt that felt so good when her boyfriend touched her back there. It made all the extra pounds so worth it. "He was wearing me like a pair of glasses..."

"Oh... Yeah... I think it went something like... Mmmh..." William took the bait nicely, leaning forwards just like the pair of naughty ponies intended. But rather than going for just Twilight, he buried his face between both their rumps, inhaling two rich scents at once. Feeling his tongue back there, they could easily imagine his glassy-eyed expression of O.D.ing on pony ass, his mouth hanging open in a silly-faced expression of pleasure... He tasted their butts again and again, mouth slowly working towards their holes, and... ploik!

He had his mouth wrapped around Twilight's ponut, giving it a rather platonic kiss while she whinnied and bucked on the end of it. Rainbow bit her lip as she watched, then hip-checked Twilight, bumping the other pony a little too eagerly in her search to swap him over. It worked nicely, and he was gently chewing and drooling all over her butthole next. He had fingers on both of them, stimulating whichever rear end he wasn't currently sucking on, inhaling the rich, earthy fragrance. He was in pony-butt Heaven right now.

"Mmmh... Yeah, he'd love Pinkie's ass," giggled Twilight, moaning through a rather modest orgasm that felt like a full-body shiver. "It's gonna get crazy when she ends up on top of him..."

"Br - Bring it on..." he moaned into Rainbow Dash's booty, sounding totally drunk now. "If you're so sure she's gonna make a move on me..."

Rainbow scoffed. She'd crested her hill just moments ago, so she was able to shittalk a little better than Twilight. "Better hope she doesn't. She's got the best ass of any of us... Meaty, full-figured, bulked up with all that cake... I might've indulged a little here and there - just for your sake! - but she's kiiinda got a head-start on both of us when it comes to having a ponky ass."

"A ponky ass? Is that what you call it?" he asked with a laugh.

"Duh," laughed Rainbow. "Pinkie Pie and mega-massive badonks are the same thing. You're totally done for, dude."

Both ponies finally got impatient. They wanted dick now, but William was still taking his sweet time... so they turned around, Dashy coming after him first. Twilight, not to be outdone, clung to one of William’s arms with both her forelegs, swallowing it up beneath her pudgy pony form. As usual, she looked to be the smaller and younger of the two, bigger-eyed and more doll-like, and much shorter than Rainbow Dash. "Hey... We need more attention than just this, you know... We need it.” Twilight’s pleading seemed even cuter with that glamorous mane of hers spilling down over her face.

“Hmmmhh... I wonder what sort of attention you're talking about...” William maintained a pointless facade of innocence, even as he grabbed Rainbow’s ass with one hand, gently pushing against Twilight’s thighs with the other. "Maybe... this?"

William’s mind drifted back to the conversation with Pinkie from earlier. And about some certain videos that had come up. Geez... Could he really stay mad at her? Sure it was a little diabolical to make him a pornstar without his knowledge, but it wasn’t like Twilight had anything but good intentions in mind. Sure he’d been embarrassed at the time, but the thought of a few million ponies glued to their screens watching footage of him satisfying the little purple perv in front of him was kind of a turn-on...

“Well... Seems like you’d probably have some videos of the kind of attention you want... Why don’t you show me a few?” he asked in a soft voice.

"Videos! Ahh..." Twilight immediately looked embarrassed, knowing exactly what he was referring to. Of course he’d want to see them sooner or later, wouldn’t he?

“Are you sure you want to...” she began, but she stopped when she saw his expression. Twilight laughed nervously. Yeah. There was no avoiding this.

She gulped. He wasn’t the only one who was going to be embarrassed here, after all. Twilight had her proclivities and her own personal obsessions when it came to sex with humans. It was one thing to discuss that with her fellow bio-droids and give them advice on how to pursue their own interspecies romances, but to have all that exposed to the human in front of her...

She didn’t feel too ready, all things considered! But despite her jitters, she found that she wanted to show him, too. It wasn’t just because she found it impossible to say ‘no’ to William, the idea of exposing her secret shame to an overbearing male presence was like something out of her favourite trashy bodice-rippers.

“Y - Yeah...” she said quietly, fetching a tablet, putting it in his hands. She swiftly unlocked it, allowing William to do whatever he wanted with it. He was soon skipping through the files as he continued groping Rainbow Dash.

It didn’t take much searching to find something good. Anyone who didn’t know the real Twilight beneath her shy demeanour would have been very surprised. William just felt nostalgic for all those early encounters.

The first video was one of Twilight dressed in pink lingerie. Stockings, embroidered lace panties with garter. It had been a devil getting the outfit sorted and getting her into it, but it had been worth the effort, hadn’t it? He didn’t need to watch the rest of the video to know what it involved: William hooking his fingers in her bottoms and tugging them down, right before putting his tongue where the sun didn’t shine, and not taking it out until Twilight had a toe-curling orgasm.

He thumbed over to the next video, one in which Twiggy worked a rather phallic object. He unconsciously lifted the tablet to where it crossed over with her face, comparing the two. It was indistinguishable, it looked like she was sucking that plastic toy right there in front of him. Nice look.

And wouldn’t you know it, Twilight’s personal porn stash was in here, too. Lots of human men...

William swallowed hard, his heart racing. It was one thing to screw Twilight on-demand every night, but another entirely to see her lovely body recorded on camera. He immediately decided he liked it very much, and wanted to see more.

His gaze shifted from the pony staring up at him to the footage of her making slutty noises around the big hard dildo stretching her jaw out.

“Hey, there’s some naughty stuff of you too on here, you know, not just me... Are you really okay with everyone seeing you get fucked by a big human cock like a pervy little pony?”

Twilight raised her eyes to his. She’d been left thoroughly distracted watching William watch her porn videos. And now his cock was tenting in his pants... She had trouble concentrating on the question, much more interested in getting to his crotch. William found himself having to push her hoof away from his dick every few seconds. And shortly after, Rainbow’s too.

“Twilight?” he asked, firmly clasping the horny pony’s fetlock.

"Uuuuh - uuhmmm... Can’t it wait... Umm...”

Rainbow laughed beside her. “He’s not gonna let you do anything until you answer him.”

And the laughter was infectious. Twilight joined her friend in giggling, albeit a little more nervously. She clopped her hooves together under her face, peering at William over the top of them. “Right. Of course. W - Well, that is to say...”

She gulped. “Actually, it wasn’t like it was unprompted. When I mentioned we had a... physical skinship relation... I got a lot of requests to see it...”

“All the ponies really wanted to see this stuff. They wanted to see a man - you, in particular - in action. It felt, ah, rude... to deny them the sights they were craving. You’re... really damn hot.”

Twilight was bright-red now, stumbling over her words, completely and cutely befuddled! “It’s just... It’s just ponies want to see you having sex! As a pony myself, I know exactly what they were going through knowing someone like you was out there... I couldn’t say no to them! It was the least I could do... since you can’t fuck all of us, even though you should!”

Twilight huffed. In the moments after her outburst, she worked to recover her composure. “Th - There. Never let anypony say Twilight Sparkle can’t articulate herself properly when she needs to...”

She cocked a brow towards William. “And what do you think? I trust you found that answer satisfactory?”

Well, now it was William’s turn for his face to make it abundantly clear how he felt. He looked so worked up they could hardly believe it. He stopped making any effort to keep the ponies at bay, and Rainbow and Twilight soon had his cock out between them, Twilight’s powers doing most of the work of getting his underwear down. That nice, thick hard thing waggled in front of their eyes like always, making the ponies feel awed and defenseless.

He turned his full attention on Twilight, inching closer and closer to her, both of them passing hot, steamy breath over the other’s skin. "Huaahh... That’s very interesting, Twilight... And here I thought you two were intent on keeping me to yourself... Nice to hear... mmff... you’d get a man for every one of your pony pals if you could...” He felt on the edge of losing his self-control, especially with that little troublemaker Dashy stimulating him the whole time.

Rainbow paid the conversation no mind, hoisting that fat cock up into her mouth. After some wide-eyed praise of his masculinity, dripping with hunger and arousal, she soon had him in the back of her throat, generously sliding her mouth up and down his shaft. "Mmmh... Tashtes as good as ever...”

Twilight gulped as she watched Dashy get to work, then turned around, raising her butt again. "N - No... Not any guy... Just... Just with you. ♥" She was panting, already on the verge of an ahegao, love hearts bubbling up in her eyes. "Only with you."

She raised and lowered her hips, flaunting her holes at him.

"Ah... Well, if I'm honest with you girls... I do kind of have my eye on Pinkie Pie... Do you think I should...? Mm. I shouldn’t talk about that right now. Not while you’re showing me this big fat butt like you want me to use it...” He casually ran his fingers through Dash's mane, forcing her against his crotch. Not that she'd fight back one bit.

The technicolour pony seemed to be fully aware she was being sidelined for Twilight at the moment, but it doesn't bother her one bit. Rather, she enthusiastically continued noisily schlurping his shaft, sinking it down her throat. She was a natural at working his cock after so much practise.

"I agree!" giggled Twilight, continuing to shake her hips. “Let’s... Let’s take care of me right now... Right in here, sir...” Her little pussy was soaked under a fine layer of her dewy juices, but the real prize was right above it: his favourite hole, her favourite hole. Every pony’s favourite fuckhole to take some thick, hard pipe. Twilight’s juicy, plump, round, thick asshole, her big fat ponut. She spread her legs wide apart to better show it off. "Once you're satisfied with Rainbow Dash's mouth... please go right in here and relieve yourself..."

And with permission like that, of course William was happy to take his time a little. He wanted to get fully worked up by Rainbow Dash’s gentle lips. "Ahh, ahh, ahhh... I love having you two do this every night for me, yes yes yesss..." He tensed his thighs, moaning as that yummy cockflesh came fully to life, twitching and throbbing against Dashy’s tongue.

Poor Twilight, though. Being kept waiting so long, and with her naked bootyhole so desperate to get stretched out! She swayed her hips as she watched them go at it, chewing her lip impatiently. She might have started whining if he kept her in reserve any longer.

So, finally, he freed himself from Rainbow’s mouth and climbed onto Twilight. He greedily jammed that bare dick into the obedient pony, huffing and moaning like an animal, worked-up so bad he felt like her tight, suctioning asshole was gonna make him erupt in about ten seconds. Of course, like always, lubing up beforehand was a totally irrelevant concept. Pony butts were tight, slippery, tender and squishy, able to take anything he had for them. It felt like pushing into warm jelly... if that jelly immediately gripped you from all sides once you were in, anyway! Twilight whined and groaned as her asshole was smashed open.

"Heheheh... Seems like he’s satisfied with this for now,” laughed Rainbow Dash as she watched him have her pony pal, sliding his entire length inside of her while she drew out the longest, heaviest moan yet.

But Twily was only rendered immobile and gushing for a moment. After her first orgasm she started moving on her own, thrusting back at him, doing all the work for him, pumping his cock in and out of her little hole. And while she did that, Rainbow got behind William, hanging off his neck with one hoof, cheering him.

“Yeah! Fill ‘er up, Chief! Fill her up like you’re gonna fill Pinkie up tomorrow!”

"Ooooh... Yeah, I really want to... That little pink fuzzball sure is cute... ahhahhh, gonna cum..." Almost without thinking, he locked lips with Rainbow Dash, fiercely making out with her muzzle while he fired off all his seed into the pony beneath him. He instinctively gripped Twilight’s waist, making sure she stayed crammed against his body, taking that potent mess as deep inside as it could go.

And when he pulled his cock out of Twilight Sparkle - still leaking cum everywhere from her deep anal creampie - he found his shaft was immediately being pointed towards Rainbow Dash. The blue cutie straddled his lap in no time, nudging his cock towards her own rear end. “Well... Looks like it’s my turn now.”

“... If it’s not too much trouble, heheh!” she laughed, poking her tongue out coquettishly. Her bare booty was inches from the tip of his fat cock now, anxiously waiting to get him inside her.

And William, like always, was no slouch when it came to fucking ponies. He took hold of Rainbow Dash immediately, pushing their bodies up against each other, his thick shaft grinding up against her hot spots and getting himself worked up for a second round. "Ahh... ahhh... Yeah, let’s go again... Your turn now, Dashy...”

“Yeah, we’ll help you help yourself to Pinkie if you’re so keen,” purred Rainbow, taking her cue to fill in the place previously occupied by Twilight’s fat ass in his lap with yet another equally-plump, equally-juicy rump.

Soon, the slender, athletic pony was grinding away nicely in his lap, rubbing off on him, putting her whole back into sliding up and down his shaft. She was feverish for his cum, squeezing him tight and racing him to the finish line. "Mmmh... But she can wait. This one's all mine..."

"Yeah...” he groaned. He manhandled Rainbow Dash like an onahole, sliding her all the way down his dick... bottoming out in her belly while her tight rear end clasped him like a vise. It felt so good! Feeling her insides kissing and rubbing up and down that bare cock, just a tiny bit more intense than Twilight. "Kkkhhh~ You ponies really look out for each other... Pinkie’s got some great friends, huh?”

He put a tight grip on Dashy’s croup, bouncing her on his cock, making her shiver and squeak.

"Well, a perv like you is so naughty there’s not much we could do to stop you if you had her sights set on her, right? Good thing everypony always wants a piece of this dick!” Rainbow was looking back at him, wanting to turn around, but his hot pipe crammed up her ass had her pretty much skewered into place. In the end he just twisted her backwards and leaned over her, which she responded to by eagerly thrusting her tongue upwards at him. Rainbow and William kissed deeply on the mouth, trading saliva as he feverishly hammered her hot little asshole. It was sucking him nice and hard now, inviting him to finish off inside of her.

And, predictably, he didn’t last another second. He just let out that rich, heavy dickbatter her little body wanted so badly. He moaned in intense satisfaction as he planted his load in a second young, sexy pony for the day. "Good girl, oohhh!!" He grasped her hips, making sure she couldn't pull away from his sperm deposit... not that she ever would! Dashy, in turn, mewled arching her back sensually as she got filled up with a thick, deep volley of semen. She rocked her hips in circles, cumming herself, licking her greedy chops as she got what she wanted. Both ponies now had stomachs full of semen, all those little wigglers stuffing them very nicely.

And at the door... somepony special watched and waited, recording every detail unblinkingly with her big ol' eyes.

“Wowie zowie!”

Those big ol’ eyes were even bigger than normal, in fact! They had a whole lot to take in, after all!

“So that tab goes into that slot, which makes that part come around and hook in there, which... which... Uuuu, I can’t keep up! How are they doin’ all that?!”

Pinkie’s head was spinning trying to figure it all out. She’d seen the videos, sure, but sex was a totally different animal up close and in-person! This was doing her head in.

But one thing was clear to her. She had to learn. So she hunkered down deep in the darkness, far away from the light and lewdly clashing shadows streaming out of the doorway, and plotted, rubbing her pink marshmallow hooves together most menacingly.

"Yes, yes... I see now... I see what I have to do... This is the last piece of the puzzle between human and bio-droid relations... The thing I was missing out on!”

“Wild monkey sex!”

“It's not enough to watch Dashy and Twily screwing the human, I need to take a bit juicy bite of the action for myself... Hmm, hmm, yes...”

“And once I understand it as well as they do..."

"... All the pieces of my plan will fall into place! Mwahahahaha!" Pinkie clopped her hooves together excitedly as she continued her maniacal laughter. It was a wonder the three perverts in the bed just nearby didn't hear her with all the racket she made over the next 15 minutes of diabolical posturing.

"Oh! But first I'd better make sure they're okay with it! It'd just be rude to sleep with somepony else's boyfriend without asking her first. Let’s do that first thing in the morning!"

"Lalala~" With a galloping series of sproings Pinkie took off into the air, leaping her way down the corridor back towards the couch. Crawling under her blankets, tugging them under her chin, the pastel pony settled down to a relaxing, soothing snooze, dreams of William filling her head.

Tomorrow... Tomorrow was going to be a big day. Pinkie had to get ready.

And her large, plump pink ponut, buried deep inside the biggest booty in all Equestria... twitched in anticipation of the stuffing it was soon to receive. Her body was already tingling with excitement, already tasting the sensation of a man who had found an oasis in the desert... and now planned to drink very, very deeply.

And Pinkie was going to have a fun time doing the drinking.