Ancient Equine Analysis 2: The Second Course

"Aaaagh! Twily! I really screwed up!"

Twilight lay curled up on the couch, as catlike as ever. She raised her head from the cushion to watch Pinkie tromp in.

"Oh, let me guess, you followed Rai - "

"I followed Rainbow's advice and now William’s super embarrassed!”

Twilight gave Pinkie her second petting of the day. "There, there. I’d say that’s in the top 3 possible outcomes.”

Pinkie clambered up onto the couch and helped herself to some of Twilight's chips, whereupon both ponies proceeded to thoroughly fail the Bechdel Test.

"I was just trying to get into Willy’s pants... but we ended up all over the tennis court!” said an exasperated Pinkie Pie. “ And now it’s all over the internet!”

Twilight poker-faced. "Well, that went from 0 to 200 fast."

“Twilight, I’m serious!”

Twilight nodded, sliding her chips back over to her side. “You wanted to get into bed with him, right? Why not just ask?”

“W - Well... I’m not as good with that stuff as you and Rainbow... I thought if I just put myself out there, he’d... y’know! Go for it! And it kinda worked, but...”

“Not the way you wanted,” said Twilight with a grin. “Now everyone online’s seen your whole fat butt.”

“Yeah!”

Twilight frowned, looking more put out for Pinkie than anything else. “Your old owner didn’t really teach you any of this stuff, huh? It’s kind of a flaw in our construction... As much as we’d like to claim we’re as worldly as our original selves, we don’t really have 9 seasons of character growth - ”

“And a spinoff and movies!”

“ - to draw on. But right now William just wants you to be comfortable. I’m sure he’d have gotten to the sex stuff later, once you were settled in.”

Pinkie rubbed her foreleg a little nervously. “Ahh...”

She looked back over to Pinkie as the house’s systems did their thing. “Look, I don’t have a wacky scheme to get you into bed with William like Rainbow did. Why don’t we just do things the old-fashioned way?”

“Talking.”

Pinkie gulped.

“... And that’s just about everything there is to tell you, William. Pinkie’s old owner? Nnnnot really winning any medals for their pony-rearing in the near future. So we wanna help her start over, you know?”

“Seems like the Friendship Network really helped you out then, Pinkie,” said William with a smile.

“Welll... It did get me pretty curious,” she said with a grin. “Meeting a guy like you in the flesh is a whole other thing, though!”

“Yeah, I get it,” William said with a nod. “In that case, you know... Let’s forget that whole tennis court thing, heh. Let’s start over.”

He thrust a hand out to Pinkie, and she nervously took it. Only to begin nearly shaking it off a second later. “Alright! Put it there, pal!”

One shaking concluded, William sat back in his seat looking relieved. “Now... Let’s be good friends from here on out. We’ll help you get nice and comfortable.”

Pinkie smiled, nodding. “Mm! I wanna be your friend too!”

William smiled. “That’s great, Pinkie, I - ”

“But I also want the sex stuff.”

“!”

“As soon as possible. Liiiiile... We can do it now, right?”

“Pinkie!” gasped Twilight.

“It just looked so fun! And last night I saw him stiff it right up - ”

“Pinkie! You were spying on us?”

“Only a little!! And it’s not like I hadn’t seen it before anyway!”

Twilight flushed as red as a pony could. “I think after today we need to make some things clear to our followers, so we don’t have a horde of Pinkies all banging down our door trying to hop into bed with William.”

Somehow Pinkie was already on the other side of the table with her hooves around William’s neck. “They’ll have to wait for me to finish first, then!”

William put an arm around the pink pony to support her body. Via a none-so-subtle grip on her pudgy butt, but he could hardly be faulted for that at this point. She shifted back into his hand, making sure his fingers brushed her ponut.

“Well... I guess I gotta take care of this, then,” he said with a laugh.

Needless to say, Pinkie and William couldn't get into bed fast enough. The second they got up from the table, they were heading for his bedroom.

Next thing he knew, he was stretched out back on the sheets, with a big, fat, curvaceous Pinkie Pie on top of him. It reminded him just how lovely this pony was... and not just in the terms set by those magnificent curves of hers. Pinkie Pie was a bright spark, cheerful, fun, warm, expressive... full of liveliness and energy. She was a rare catch.

The idea that any owner could consider this wonderful pony a burden was just too plain ridiculous to linger on for long. William just put it out of mind. It wasn't worth the time spent trying to understand it.

And right now, reality was presenting a much better use for William's time than all that silliness: the pink, perfect pony straddling him, still dolled up in her dreamy tennis uniform.

"Heehee... Alright, Mister, time for me to solve the mystery of what was makin' Twily and Rainbow make all those happy-sounding moans and grunts! I bet I know where to start looking, too!"

Pinkie had a mischievous look on her face as she arched her tail up around, swishing it through the air. The shape the tip took reminded him rather of fingers... an approximation further carried out as Pinkie reached down with it and snared the zipper of his pants.
And he was as eager as she was, hungry to the meat of their encounter. The fact was, it hadn't exactly been easy for him either making sure to keep his hands off Pinkie. He'd been checking her out from day one, and as embarrassing as it had been their antics on the tennis court had only escalated his interest. Now her one-of-a-kind body was in front of him, and he wanted to touch.

Naturally he started where any Ponk-maniac's hands would naturally be drawn to: that absolutely-enormous, rounded belly! Now how exactly was any man supposed to not go for a feel of all that, huh?

Starting with a little tuft of pink chest floof up top, it all soon became very degenerate from there, belly blossoming out with unstoppable size and attraction in a smooth, pink, contoured slab of sculpted tummy meat. This was a head-rest already. This was the ultimate tum, blown up like a balloon, wobbling under even the slightest amount of pressure, and with that deep-divoted belly-button in the middle to draw the eye. Nine times out of ten it was positioned just so as to hang so heavily it mashed against the colossal swells of Pinkie's meaty thighs, making a trifecta of awesomeness that were always jostling for space. It only trimmed in at the sides when it finally reached the fountaining excess of her hips and legs, just in time to give way to that monumental ass in back. Pinkie's lower body was like one big lesson in excess, mixed in with a little topology for good measure. Cushy, padded swells bumped together in an endlessly-heaving, wobbling tease parade of chub.

He'd thought Rainbow and Twilight were 'plump in all the right places,’ but Pinkie was rapidly teaching him there weren’t any wrong places to be plump, either. He'd never get enough of this.

"Ohhhh, looks like someone likes pony bellies! Just be careful! It can get pretty heavy, you know... Tick me off and I might even drop it on yer face!”

"Oh nooooo... Sounds more like a reward than a punishment."

Pinkie just snorted in response, looking like she was really about to do it... but she was interrupted by William reaching out for her. "Of course! It'd take more than a few belly-rubs to stop... meeeeeeeaaaaahhhhn..."

Her attempts to tease dissolved into lengthy groaning as William's fingers found her low-hanging, heavy belly, playing with it to his heart's content. Soon, he wanted to purr too: Pinkie felt silky-smooth, as well as ridiculously warm and inviting. As he gained boldness, and her pleasure mounted, his touches got more and more forward, straying all over. He went slow and steady, touching, squeezing, swooning inwardly at the giggles and rumbles and moans he elicited from the pink possessor of the pudge.

It really looked like rubbing Pinkie's tummy was like a cheat code for this little minx... Every time William touched her, she turned a little more cross-eyed and drooled a little more. She soon looked ready to crumble under her lust. "Haaah... Mmm, that's good... So glad I came here... C - Can't believe I didn't meet you sooner... Nnnhhh..."

Pinkie straightened her back, mewled, then doubled over as her pussy got wet. Her tail went stiff as a board, shooting straight up in the air.

"Mmmh... I'm so tingly there, be careful..." she whined, starting to move her hips, grinding her puss on his tummy to try to work off some of the tension building inside of her. "Haaah... I was sad Twily didn't wanna join us, but I guess parties for two ain't bad either! You certainly know how to make a pony feel good..."

Of course, she wasn't the only one getting worked up. William, a known and unrepentant equinophile, had a curvaceous, sex-crazed pony-babe rubbing away on top of him, squirming against him. Of course his cock was gonna come to life, starting to poke against that big fat butt! His head was swimming with thoughts of how that butt had looked under her skirt out on the tennis court earlier, how much that sheer display of excess needed to be thoroughly punished by a man: with a deathgrip on each bubbly buttcheek and a thick cock hilted right in the middle, making an absolute mess of that meaty ponut she called her booty-hole. Soon, he was giving her a few more pokes in back to show he meant business.

"You're not so bad yourself... It's a good thing someone can keep a naughty pony like you under control," he said back, casually pushing his middle finger down on her navel, repeatedly pressing that button that made Pinkie's body hotter and hotter.

Well that gave Pinkie cause to gasp all over again! If she’d had any doubts all her playing around with William wasn’t going to bear fruit... now she had a hard cock poking her right in the ass! The little knock-knock of an oppurtunistic asshole-stretcher was always just the thing to put a spring in that anal-addict’s step!

First Pinkie let out a squeal of surprise, then a long, drawn-out "Ahhhh" of relief... as if a Ponyville masseuse had just started in on her shoulders. Her building tension and anticipation of this moment was rolling over, turning to the sheer happiness of being in the moment of something very enjoyable. Pinkie looked blissed out as she looked back behind her.

"Ding~ Dick's ready!"

“And I’m gonna hog it all to myself!”

In a flash, Pinkie repositioned her weight, slipping down between William's legs, getting a good feel for the lay of the land. She 'oohed' and 'aahed' as she hefted up William's cock, grasping it with her spongy hooves.

"Oooh! Yummy!"

A monster loomed over Pinkie's face, a bloated, vascular shaft emerging from the thicket of curly black pubic hair around William's toned pelvis. How intimidating it was even at its current half-hard thickness, to say nothing of those heavy nuts... each one looking big enough to completely smother Pinkie's face.

Pinkie Pie, of course, was left reeling! Her eyes widened and her nostrils flared as she found herself face-to-face with such a potent example of human masculinity. William was a stud, a stud made to screw hot, sexy ponies like her. In no time at all her breath quickened, and her chest heaved, all adding to the laundry list of items indicating she was more than ready to get started on trying out some of those 'horse-human sexual relations' her galpals seemed to like so much.

"Mmmh... Wowie-zowie... You'd think a guy with a honkin' big pecker like this would have more of an ego problem..." She tilted her head slightly while looking him up and down, continuing to openly gawk at William's package. Her thick, pink tongue rolled out of her mouth to give him her first taste, sizing up that piece of meat, winking at him from around the meat slapped against her cheek. "Mmmm! Yummy!"

"Wew... You really are feisty... C'mere..." With Pinkie turning her head to mash her face against his pole, now giving it frequent licks, one of her big pink ears was sticking up in the air, and he found it with his fingers. First pinching it, then pushing past to cradle the side and back of her head, holding her comfortingly. She used the position to just attack his dick again, bathing him in her steamy breath.

"Oooouuuh... Thanks, mister!"

Pinkie was starting to get intoxicated with William's scent. She'd always wanted to find a guy who made her feel this way... someone who really made her get all giddy and excited. She was sure when she found a guy like that, with a big, yummy cock like this, she'd be all his... She'd eagerly be a toy for him to thrust his hard dick into, and she'd cheer him on as he pumped tirelessly in and out... until he left her a twitching, near-comatose cum balloon! Pinkie couldn't think of anything more fun than that~!

But being confronted with it now... Well, she had even less sense than she'd been counting on! To tell the truth, Pinkie was already starting to feel faint, the drip-feed of William's cock-scent to her nostrils had become more like a gushing hose, constantly pouring the stink of pure testosterone into her mind and soul.

"Auuugh..." She reeled from it, punch-drunk.

Pinkie sucked in a deep breath. Her tennis skirt had come askew, most of her bubbly pink butt sticking out in the rear now. She made a cursory effort to fix it, but really just made it worse. She had more important things on her mind at the moment.

Of course, there was nothing odd about a nude pony... The other fillies around his place went naked a lot of the time, lounging like cats with no concern for what they were presenting William's way.

But the effect of Pinkie slinking off that skirt, revealing that awesome venus-type body in full, was overpoweringly sexual in these circumstances. Coupled with how sweaty and moist she was and the effect was potent: a very strong feminine smell, full of pheromones, almost intoxicating.

Pinkie looked up at him, resting one hoof on his thigh. Love-hearts brimmed up in Pinkie's eyes as she continued licking and slurping his dick. She plastered her mouth to the side of his shaft and just sucked herself silly, savouring the taste as much as she could.

"Mmmh... That's really good, Pinkie... Do you wanna try sucking it now...?" William asked, hopefully, slowly working a finger down to her mouth. He almost immediately regretted it when she latched on to that instead, and ended up getting bopped in the face when she slurped it up like a spaghetti strand.

"Oof! Eager! But here, let me help you..."

He freed his hand from the ponky depths, instead wrapping his hand around the pony's smooth jawline. When he squeezed, Pinkie's mouth immediately gave up the ghost, slacking open like a cheap toy. She giggled, responding by flopping her tongue for him teasingly.

He pushed his thumb in there, probing her mouth, just marvelling at perfectly squishy and soft and gooey it all looked. Cartoon horses really were on a whole other level when it came to this stuff. She kept mostly still as he played around, aside from the occasional bounce from that crazy pink mane. "Whattaya doith...?" she asked curiously, and then almost immediately giggled again at how silly she sounded.

William kept going, pressing down on her tongue, slowly sliding his digit around to whip up a mess of drool inside.

"Hey, Pinkie..."

"Mmmyeaaath~?" she purred back.

"Wanna suck this dick?"

She nodded so much she almost shook his hand out of her mouth. Eventually he let her move around on her own.

"Then go for it."

She did. Pinkie wrapped her mouth around the head of his pole, and started to hungrily slurp him down.

William let her suck away like a greedy little girl for a good, long while. He'd long since realized ponies liked their dicks extra-fresh, and Pinkie looked to be no exception. The salty taste of his sweat sent her eyes spinning like a slot machine, the silly little filly shoveling his dick into her throat and vacuuming every last drop of his natural secretions. When she finally slopped her mouth back to the tip, she let out a hearty, happy sigh like she'd just polished off a four-course meal back in Ponyville. He didn't move at all during that time, just lay back and watched her greedily slobbering her way up his pole.

But eventually - just as she really getting into gagging out the back of her throat with meat - there was a change.

He put that big, strong hand back behind her upthrust ear, holding her in place while drawing himself completely free of her mouth. It took a while: he'd gone in semi-hard, but William packed the real deal now: a fully-erect shaft that rose intimidatingly, lurching with lewd throbs of anticipation with every second that went by. As it turned out, Pinkie's mouth did wonders for getting a dick hard, who'd have known? The trail of drool connecting her pretty mouth to his tip completed it, the marriage between monster dick and plump pony slut.

And Pinkie looked awful eager to consummate that marriage. She must have been able to vividly imagine her future as a cock ornament perched on the end of the virile monster, because she showed no restraint in going for it: even though it was obvious his hand on her head was meant to keep her back, Pinkie was going berserk trying to get after it, squirming and using her leverage on the bed to try to launch herself up after it. It was like watching a dog going nuts for a treat dangled over it, right before you dropped it.

"You might like cock even more than Rainbow and Twilight, you know... It's a good thing you found a guy who's just as bad..."

Rather than guide his dick into place, William moved Pinkie's head, holding her mouth to massive, foreskin-covered cockhead. By the time his tip settled on her tongue, it was beading with a heavy glob of precum. He stretched her jaw apart on the way inside. Then, he forcefed Pinkie inch-after-inch of pony-wrecking dick. "Mmmmh... Here it comes..."

"Mmmmh... Sho yummy... Can't get... Schhhhlurp! Enough... Schhhluck! ... Glllrkkkk! Mmmhhhhh! It tastes so goooood!"

Pinkie was being such a good girl right now. She punctuated each outburst with another hot slurp of the mouth wrapped around William's meat, worshiping exactly how she should. She felt like his saltiness was sealing itself to her tongue, to the point where it ached to even put it back inside her mouth after she was done licking him.

That was fine, though. Soon the rest of her mouth felt the same way. She sucked and sucked, pursing her little mouth tight around the head of his monstrous shaft, pushing the ring of pink flesh yet further down his length... and making fuck-eyes up at him the whole time. She flicked her tongue up and down his frenulum at high-speed, while squeezing and massaging his balls with her hooves. She wanted his cum. "Ooooh... Are you gonna fill me with cum now? Writing's on the wall, and it says it's time to paint Pinkie's insides!"

"Geez... You're... nnngh... out of control..." he grunted, right as Pinkie pushed herself down again. His dick was big, a little too big for a pony to handle down her throat easily, so Pinkie decided to take a break from that by jamming it right up her cheek with a playful wag of the tail affixed to the massive wall of ass behind her. "Mm-hmm!" she purred as she thrust down, turning her puffy cheek into something more like a pocket-pussy, the side of her face bulging out rather prettily. She wrapped both hooves around him and started pumping the cock mashing up her face, giving it slow, rhythmic pumps that steadily got faster and faster.

And with her forelegs propped up on his inner thighs, Ponk looked ready to do this all day. She continued babbling incomprehensible gibberish around his dick as she passed it from one cheek to the other, speeding up the hoof-polish on that big, hard dick of his that contrasted with her body in such a lovely comparison.

The message was clear: fill my pony throat!

"G - Guh...!"

He gave it to her. The inside of Pinkie’s mouth was just too good, and he wanted to feed her so bad. This pretty little pony wanted his cum so bad by this point, why not give her a heaping helping? His grip on her head turned a little more indecent, William hanging on for dear life as he started bucking his hips, lifting Pinkie up into the air. She squawked, exclamation marks bubbling up over her head in time with the first gush of cum... plenty of it leaked out her mouth and down his shaft as she was taken by surprise.

But after that, Pinkie started up a devilish suction. Her startled expression turned to one of joy, eyes rolling back in her head, mouth curled slightly as she vacuum-sucked his dick. His balls churned and sloshed beneath her, vibrating with the amount of cum they were forcing up, and Pinkie just drooled as she got the drip-feed treatment. Time after time, her stud's virile cock gushed up another hard shot of semen, and time after time Pinkie's throat glucked and glurked like a madmare, swallowing it all down into her pudgy tummy.

He didn't hold back. She clearly had room for everything he could give her and more in there. So he just flopped back onto the bed, gripping the sheets, and fucked Pinkie Pie's mouth until it was all drained out.

Finally, what felt like hours later but had only been a few seconds, Pinkie released his dick from her chops with a big exaggerated gasp, a "Fwaaaaaah!" accompanied by globs of semen dripping down her front. She swallowed as much of it as she could, before giving William a very satisfied look indeed.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about!" she cheered.

"Wew, Pinkie, that was amazing... But I think I need a - "

"Now onto the main event!" she said with a grin.

William blanked. He looked nonplussed as hell.

But after a moment, he started to laugh, shoulders shaking with amusement despite the absurdity of it all. These ponies really were something else alright.

"Sure, why not. I can go for round two. Bring it on."

And then with a hop, Pinkie was back up in his lap! The wee pony was right back where she'd started, except now doing him and her both a favour by rubbing that turgid slab of dick against her bare, pudgy belly directly, unclipping her skirt even as she did.

Click. Oh yes, that was very nice.

Skirt off, big pony hips bare. Pinkie tossed it aside with a smile, before picking up right where she'd left off, smearing her drooling pussy against his shaft. "Well now... Where should we stick this naughty cock next...?"

"Pinkie... Mmm..."

William caught hold of his cock, giving it a few firm pumps to get it nice and hard and throbbing again. Not that it really needed the help with that sexy pony poised over him, ready to strike. He grazed it over her thick, juicy pussy-lips... then angled it down lower. Pinkie squealed, knowing exactly what was coming next. Her hungry ponut puckered in back as he pressed a hand against the top side of his twitching cock, making sure it was grinding just right against her puffy, defenseless weak spot in the rear. "Haha, come on... There's only one place I want to stick this thing... Are you gonna make me say it...?"

Pinkie huffed and puffed, groaning as she felt William circling the meaty entrance to her ass with that throbbing hot dick of his, poking it with the steely tip. She winced, trying to wiggle her ass to heighten the sensation, but just ended up dragging out scorching lines in her ponut with his cock... trails that tingled achingly hot and sensitive long after his leaking dick had made its way around and over to the other side. He kept on circling around her ponut, teasing the living shit out of this poor, tormented pony, making Pinkie howl and buck her hips even harder.

"Oooouuuuhhhh! Say it! Say it!"

"Ghhh... Of course it’s this ass... This big pink ass... Like you didn’t know that, when it’s so huge and lewd!”

“Yesss....” Pinkie squawked in response, bouncing it, heaving her rump, making those massive meaty cheeks clap and wobble for him. William deserved a round of applause for his honesty, after all.

And without a thought, he went right for her. William wrapped both hands around Pinkie's ass, squeezing his fingers deep into her balloon-covered flanks. She arched her back, crying out again, leaking a sticky mess all over his belly as she popped off hard. He gave her a little taste, dipping the tip of his member into her fat asshole, immediately hissing at just how hot she was in there.

Pinkie's butt almost immediately tightened, wanting to slurp him up and inside. He had to fight to keep the tease up, and not just mentally: Pinkie's big ass made for a big power gap between her and other ponies when it came to spine-tingling anal sex. Even a few seconds in those oily depths, getting squeezed not just by her butt muscles but the overwhelming weight of her huge gut... it might be enough to finish a guy off!

But for all that power, Pinkie was still looking like a weak little filly. Unable to get William inside, she was left futilely grinding her hungry hole on his meaty shaft. Her eyes were totally bubbling over with love hearts as she lustfully assisted him in her own torture, exposing her need more and more. "Haaah... Give me anal sex!! Eeeeeever since I saw you ramming it up Rainbow and Twily's butts, I've been... Ooooohh...! I've been wanting to try it tooooo!! Mmh... Please!" Pinkie grasped two fistfuls of her enormous mane, twisting them in an antsy tug as she continued leaving a dripping trail up William's belly. "Oooohhhh!! Getting h - hard to think!"

"Ohhh... I can't hold it off any longer either, Pinkie... You were good, mmm, here's your reward... Good girl, good girrrrllll~~" William gave it to her, and Pinkie sighed happily as his cock slid up into her, pushing her hips back at him immediately so the pressure was coming from both ends. He thrust up into her ass at the same time she sank him inside, until he felt his cock bathed in the warmth of Pinkie's insides. Once again... cute cartoon pony with big innocent eyes and a sweet smile on the outside... fiendish dick-milking maniac on the inside!

She looked so small in his lap there was no way it should have all fit, but boy did it ever! She sucked it down until her ass thudded in his lap, just like every other pony he'd ever fucked.

And now William had his worked-up cock deep inside Pinkie's steamy ass, he was getting all the pleasure he'd been waiting for and more. Pinkie's booty was like no other, her warm insides wrapping him tightly. At the spot where they were joined, her ring cinched around him like a condom, an enormous amount of muscle put to the task of slithering up and down his pole, contracting, extending, contracting, extending... all in a highly-efficient, highly irresistible milking pattern! Each time Pinkie moved, she stimulated his shaft with pulses like electricity. "Haaahh, that's so goooood... oohh... I'm so glad you're here, Pinkie...! I'm so glad we're friends! Fuck, ahhfuck~"

"Oooooooo...! Yeahhh! I love making friends~! ♥ I want to be best friends with you, Willyyyyyy! Ooooooooh!"

The sex-crazed pony arched her back, huffing, rolling her eyes as her pounding in his lap rewarded her with her first anal orgasm. That tension around his pole got a lot harder, and made his cock ache a little bit worse... so while she just froze up in his lap as a drooling mess, he coped as best as he could by slamming Pinkie's ass even harder, railing her silly, bouncing her around until her mane was askew and sweat poured down her face and body. When she finally got her gusto and tempo back, she doubled down on him, grinning, wagging her tail in the air. "Ooh! You play rough, Mister! Well take this! And this and this and this!"

"Ahh... Ahh... Ahh... Ahh... If... If it's this kinda fight..." she continued, dropping her hooves onto his chest with two 'plap's, beginning to use them as leverage to ride you. Soon her hips became a blur in William's lap, just about pushing him over the edge right then and there. "I won't... looosssseeee!"

William threw his head back, moaning, clutching the bed tightly... The feeling of Pinkie's comparatively petite body lifting up and aggressively pushing back down, filling her insides with his member each time... he was thoroughly enjoying himself! time. "Yeah... Yeah... I can see that... Ah, you're so good, don't stop, don't stop for even a second...!" With his hands completely off Pinkie's body, he left her free to do as she pleased. Thankfully, she had the best in mind for both of them.

"Yessir~! Not stopping... sir! Mmmmhhhh!"

Pinkie suddenly slammed her hips down, losing control, on the verge of crying out from how good it felt... groaning as she orbited his cock with slinky sways of her gigantic hips. "Oooohhhh! Best friendssss! ♥"

Pinkie seemed to be completely gone now, just riding him to the finish line, her next orgasm shaking her body. All induced by his dick, their lust for each other, and her desire to make William as happy as he made her.

They were sealed together. As if he'd had any doubt about it, now he was sure: now he had three pony asses to pump his sperm into, and this one was the biggest yet.

William finally took charge, using Pinkie's climax to get on top of her, pushing her down onto the bed mid-climax, climbing on top of her and doubling her little body over. He pushed her legs back against her belly, and thrust with full vigour into her defenseless body. "Kkkhhh! You're so cute...! So damn hot! Gonna cum!" Pushing in as deep as he could fit, he started grinding into her, feeling Pinkie's ponut on his shaft down to the base, his balls, his belly, suctioning him, glueing him to her, demanding he cum. He drained his balls into the pink pony looking up at him adoringly, even as she wormed her legs around, dragging her sock-clad hooves down his bare, heaving chest. He released one honey-thick ejaculation after another, finally putting down the hunger in Pinkie's booty, driving her down into total cock-drunkenness!

"Hooooooh!" Pinkie's eyes shot wide-open now, her mouth an orgasmic 'O' as she howled through her second orgasm and straight into her third. She couldn't help it! The feeling of a man's cum pouring into her ponut, filling up her stomach... was just way too good. "Oooohhoooooo!"

He used her like an onahole. She felt like an onahole. She liked it a lot, and tightened on his cock, squishing him with her folds, holding him tightly inside of her. It might be a pretty unbecoming move for a kid's show character to give out lovey-dovey cock massages with her ass, but that's just how Pinkie was now. "Ahhh... Don't gotta be jealous of Twily and Rainbow no more... Now I'm getting what they get~ ♥"

Rainbow Dash had long since trotted back in the door after a long day of chasing cars and barking at them, but Twilight still didn’t feel the need to bother Pinkie and William juuust yet.

“Geez, they’re really goin’ at it,” laughed Rainbow, the sound of continued lovemaking easily reaching them through the thin walls.

“Yeah, no foolin’. Pinkie’s a devil... He’s gonna be a dried-up husk by the time she’s done.”

“Hey, don’t underestimate William! I bet he can hold his own just fine!”

Twilight’s eyes flashed. “Oh yeah? Wanna make it a bet?”

Rainbow slapped her hoof, sealing the agreement. “Damn right. You’re on, egghead.”

Unfortunately for them, it would be a few more hours before any clear victor emerged between Pinkie Pie and William in the bedroom. As good as glued together at the hips and mouth, kissing the other silly as they fucked like maniacs... both those tangled lovers were playing for keeps, and then some.

“... This is stupid. They’re taking forever.”

“Yeah, I know... Wanna get takeout?”

“Oooh! You bet!”

They trotted outside, leaving the two lovers to their continued consummation.

“... Gonna need to update the Friendship Network when they’re done. That’s gonna be an all-nighter, huh?”

A few days later, Pinkie and Twilight sat on the roof, watching the sunset. Both ponies were covered with a light sheen of sweat, one well-earned after an intense workout session with William.

“Heehee... It’s really beautiful out here,” murmured Pinkie, staring off into the middle distance.

Twilight nodded.

And a moment later, Pinkie continued: “I’m... real glad I came out here, Twily. Getting mixed up with that stampede must be the best thing that ever happened to me.”

“Tell me about it. We’re lucky to have you here too.”

“... And I’m so glad I finally got to have sex with Willy,” giggled Pinkie.

Twilight laughed. “Even if you never did that stuff, he’d - we’d - still be lucky to have you around. Who wouldn’t wanna spend time with the Pinkamena Diane Pie?”

“Mm, I know. The stuff in those videos did look like a lot of fun, though.”

They both laughed, and Pinkie went back to watching the sunset.

A little later, Twilight took a deep breath.

“Sex is nice, don’t get me wrong... Rough sex is even better, but we’ve got all the time in the world. Let’s take it easy, mm?”

“What do you mean, Twily?”

"Well... You had fun playing tennis with William earlier, right?"

"Well, sure," answered Pinkie skeptically.

"So if you and William didn’t have sex, you’d still be able to - "

Pinkie began to protest, but Twilight cut her off. "Just suppose for a second!"

“There’s a lot else to appreciate about him, we’re lucky. He puts up with my picky eating... takes care of us when we’re sick... Even if the sex wasn’t amazing, a guy like that should definitely be getting pony ass in his lap.”

Pinkie smiled. “I get it. Become friends, then get into bed.”

Twilight laughed. “Right. Our relationship’s a little more nuanced than just using each other for sex... So just keep doing things together and eventually it’ll click.”

“I’ll tryyyyy! Thanks for helping me get my head on straight, Twily!”

“Mmhm. Don’t mention it. This world is different from our cartoon show in some ways... but when it comes to stuff like this, it’s completely the same.”

“The sun and the seasons move on their own, and their technology can make our magic look primitive.”

“And not everyone is nice,” murmured Pinkie thoughtfully.

“Right. But we can still play the game like ponies. We can still figure it all out at the end of the day with friendship and tolerance.”

Pinkie shot up a hoof. “Hear, hear!”