The things i do for love

Well, after a good five minutes of walking, we reached Fluttershy’s little cottage, hut, thing. Whatever ya wanna call it, I don’t really care. When we got there, Fluttershy made me sit down(in a really damn comfy chair, to…. Now I feel really bad) while she went and got the first aid kit. While she was doing that, I went ahead and took off my chest plate to make things easier for her. And let me tell you bro, until you’ve been stabbed, and had to remove heavy ass armor after the adrenalin wears off, you’ve never felt pain. It sucked, so hardcore. When I finally got it off(Fluttershy coming back down multiple times to make sure I was okay…. Where the hell does she keep her first aid kit? She should’ve found it by now.) I noticed how bad the wound actually was, and it was BAD. You know those things you see on those TV E.R. shows, where they show people with the most ridiculous injuries, like a branch through their shoulder? Yeah, well this was worse than that. You could see the tendons in my shoulder(which is where I got stabbed, by the way), and the bones they were attached to. It was nasty, to say the least.

“Oh dear! That looks dreadfully painful…”……. ya think? “Would you like something to help with the pain?”

“Yeah, that would be great.” I said, trying not to sound sarcastic. It was hard. After a life of nothing but sarcasm, it’s hard not to sound sarcastic sometimes. She came back with…. Tea? You’re kidding… right?

“Drink this, it will help!”…. nope, she’s not kidding.*sigh* screw it. I drank it, and it did actually help. A lot.

“Damn… that actually does help.” I said after a few minutes.

“Well that’s good….. It wouldn’t do if it didn’t, now would it?”……….

“Nnope.” I had to, alright? Don’t judge me. After that, she went to work, bandaging me up… she never asked what happened, which I found to be odd. Very odd….. I wonder…… “Urk!” oh… that’s why. She currently has a piece of cloth around my throat, and is choking the life out of me. That’s why. That’s a problem. My first thought? ‘OH HELL NO!’, but she’s stronger than you think. Took me a bit to throw her over my shoulder, which hurt like a bitch. “WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?” I yelled at her. I was now having serious second thoughts about my hesitation to kill her. She didn’t answer me, though. Unless you count throwing a kitchen knife past my head into a wall as an answer. “Fuck this shit!” I said, drawing my sword and rushing over to her…. Only to get another kitchen knife to my gut as I rounded a corner….. Why do I keep getting stabbed!? Seriously man, it’s getting old. She pulled the blade back out and backed up a bit until she bumped into the wall behind her, looking kinda like I imagine I did when I realized I had just killed myself. Yeah, that freaked out. I stumbled a bit, but I wasn’t dead just yet. “You’re fucking dead bitch!” I yelled as I took a stab at her, which she managed to dodge somehow. I seriously think she’s a ninja. Is there any other explanation for this shit? No, there isn’t. I chased her around and outside of her house, sword drawn…. Until Applejack showed up that is.

“An’ just what the hay do you think yer doin’?”… well, she did try to choke me to death.

“Shit, Fluttershy tried to choke me to death, threw a kitchen knife at my head, and stabbed me in the gut! And moments before that, she was helping me with this stab wound!” I said, showing her my currently bandaged wound.

“Now, ah’m sure she had her reasons fe-”

“Reasons to try and kill me? Yeah, I don’t think so. I swear to god, I catch her, she is fucking DEAD!” I yelled, and then I saw a brief flash of yellow out of the corner of my eye. Not gettin’ away this time. I soon had her cornered in her bedroom(No. I know where that mind of yours is going, and no. I’m not that far gone.” and had my blade to her throat. “What the fuck is your problem?” I asked her, and was only answered with an evil glare. Screw it. I shrugged, not really caring, and thrust my sword into her chest, killing her instantly. She may have tried to kill me, but it was still Fluttershy, and I didn‘t want her to suffer…... God have mercy on my soul. I looked around her room, trying to find any indication of why she had done what she had done. All I found were blank papers, and photos of her and the other elements of harmony….. Did she blame me for Rainbows death? Wouldn’t surprise me. I walked back outside, to be met with an angry Applejack.

“Now, would ya care tah explain why ah heard that Twilight was killed…. At yer house?”…. shit. I figured I should at least tell her before I killed her to.

“Well…. I found a way to bring Rainbow back."

“Say what now? Are ya practisin’ necromancy now?”… yep, expected reaction.

“No, you know I can’t do magic…. I made a deal..” I said as I readied my sword… I was gonna have to do this fast.

“What kinda deal?” she asked, not noticing the way I was standing.

“A Discord deal. I give him five lives in exchange for hers.” she was giving me a very evil look.

“And Twi‘s was one of those lives?” well, now or never.

“Yeah. And so is yours.” I said with a swing…. And a miss. Before I could swing again, she was bolting down the street, probably trying to get the guards. “That’s just awesome. That‘s just FUCKING awesome”