Current Date: 18Th of July.
Pov: Mark Württenbürg

I was being escorted to the storage room where all the oil is at. I got a couple of scientists including twilight cause I asked Celestia. I and the scientist got to the storage room and took the two barrels of oil and made our way to the lab. On our way, Twilight is asking all sorts of questions.

"I never knew Oil can be used as fuel?" She asked.

"Oil is used for lots of things like "Lubricating, Powering, Heating, & more."

"Never thought of that. We use magic for practically everything!" Twilight states

"Never knew you guys have magic lubrication spells. I believe you guys use it for a different purpose." I winked.

"EWW! NO, WE DON'T!" She yelled going redfaced

"Nah by the looks of your face it's true," I said snickering

"SHUT IT!" She Shut me up.

"Fine!"

Everypony/One got to the lab. in my Blueprint/instruction on how to make diesel. I asked the ponies for a distillation kit. they brought out a huge distiller. I was gobsmacked at the size of it. "WHO MAKES THESE THINGS THAT LARGE?!?!? I MEAN IT MAKES SENSE FOR A BREWERY BUT IN A LAB!?!?!" "HOW MUCH METH CAN THIS MAKE!"

"Why do you guys have a big distiller in a LAB?!?! IT'S NOT A BREWERY!"

"Just for some uses, I can't name..." Says the first scientist.

"Great... I now believe they've been cooking things."

"Name the uses."

"It's used for alcohol distillation. the reason why we need a lot is that hospitals are demanding more alcohol ." Scientist number 2 told me.

"Oookay?"

I looked through the instructions and put the first batch of oil in the distiller. The distiller was running at HIGH Astopheric pressure and heat at 200 degrees Celcius. "Hopefully it does not explode..." while that was happening the batch came out okay. we had only used 3L out of the 100L of crude oil. So I decided to slam my balls to the wall and do 30L's of it.

"Well Fuck it I'm going to put 30L in it!"

While putting the oil into the distiller I saw the pressure go up more... "Oh shit. I think its about blow!" The pressure gage spiked hard and I went into a panic and ran for the release valve for the gas build-up.

"SHIET IT'S ABOUT TO BLOW!"

Everyone evacuated while I ran for the Release valve. Once I managed to open it but saw the distiller was still bloating "FUUUUCK!" I ran out and took cover...

BOOOM!!

The lab exploded leaving black ash and burning oil everywhere. "Not going to do that shit again..." I learned how NOT to put 20L of oil in a distiller the hard way. Everypony looked into the lab shocked that oil can do that in such manners.

"Lets never dump a lot of oil into a distiller THATS on ever again..."

Everypony nods.

"well, I guess we have to clean up and do some minor upgrades."

After hours of cleaning up, fixing and upgrading the distiller we went back to make diesel. this time however we reinforced and added a bigger volume to the distiller and added a bigger release valve as well.

I went to dump 50L of oil while the distiller is OFF and then turned it on. "Well time to wait for hours... Oh, it's now dinner."

I was escorted to the royal dining hall getting saluted by multiple guards along the way. I just nod every time I pass a saluting guard. Finally reaching the dining hall Luna & Celestia Greeted me and I returned the gesture and took my seat. No Blueballs I can see and cadence well is not here. Anyways I was small talking with the two sisters while we wait for our food.

"Have any of you heard on what exactly happened to the lab?"

"No, I have not. but I heard an explosion earlier." Luna States

"Yes, I have Twilight told me the events that unfolded." Celestia snickered a bit

"Oh, Do you want to know the things I and Twilight were discussing before the incident?"

"What was it?" Luna asked

"Umm... me and Twilight were discussing uses on oil then it shifted to lubrication and then using magic all the time then to lubrication spell's..."

"what's wrong with that?" Luna says

"Uhh, Oil is used for machine lubrication and Lubrication magic well I thought of it the wrong way..."

"Whaa..... OOHHH! WE DON"T USE IT LIKE THAT!" Luna Shouts in embarrassment with a hint of pink on her cheeks.

Celestia was slightly blushing in the background and looking away in embarrassment.

"By the looks of you two, you both use it the wrong way..."

Their blushes intensify and both started to shout at me.

"I TOLD YOU I DON'T USE LIKE THAT!" Luna Yells.

"THAT'S JUST WRONG!" Celestia scolded me

"Hey! Don't get me wrong, every being has needs, okay? I'm also guilty of using lube! HAPPY?"

They both decided to shut up before it progresses too far. They were still blushing.

"uhh, we should stop and not talk about that subject here on the diner table."

Celestia & Luna Nodded.

Back at the Griffin Empire.

Black Beak and his group of engineers finally finish the prototype. now time for the proving grounds for it.

Think of it like this but cruder much cruder:

"Finally! My Creation is DONE! We will have to see if it works."

People who are into specs of things: FRONT40/L20/R20/REAR10MM Hull armour, 35/20/20/20MM Turret armour. 1x Maxims MG On the hull, 1x 75mm Gun L/21, I6 2.7L Diesel Engine, Fuel tank capacity 600 Litre, fuel economy: 45L per 75Km on road, 80L per 75Km offroad.

The field test was quite simple in terms of modern tank field tests. the tests were crossing over trenches and being bullet/magic resistance while having fire support while breaking through lines.

The tank was moving at a pace of 10-12Kmh due to the low horsepower and torque output but was heading towards an armour testing facility. Once they finally made it the test began.

First was a Griffin made Kar98 sort of "Just crudely made & uglier"

The Griffin aimed directly on to the centre of the tank and fired.

BANG!

The round of the gun came at a fast rate hitting the tank. The bullet Ricochet leaving spalling and slight dents in the armour but effectively nothing happened. Black Beak was happy with the outcome and moved towards the homemade trenches. The tank was moving relatively slow but it's for a reason. Its meant for supporting and keeping troops out of the line of fire while breaking the lines in the front. The trench crossing was a success so Black Beak went to get his blueprints and sent them to three different weapons producing facility.

Back with Mark.

Mark was done with his dinner and bid Celestia and Luna their goodnight. He was heading towards the lab to cheek on his diesel.

He arrived and went to do some quality cheek on his product. He was happy as long as it works, He realised he needs a lot of diesel... LIKE 1200 litres of diesel. "Shit I forgot my tank drinks diesel-like an alcoholic..." anyways he's happy with his diesel and went back to his room.

he was doing his normal routine (Shower, Brush teeth, sleep,). when Mark finished his shower. he went to brush his teeth but during that moment he had a gut feeling telling him... ~~"Hey there might be a Griffin patrol/team looking for Celestia and Luna IN THE CASTEL!"~~

"I am not sure gut feeling, but I think you are right."

Mark went towards his drawers and grabbed his uniform, rifle, Night vision goggles and Body armour. he already has his pistol holstered. his inform was black so he could blend in the dark.

Mark was patrolling the outside first. he didn't see anything off. he decided to look around the castle but spotted a group squad of bat ponies injured and knocked out. "Shit they got fucked." Mark went towards the group and saw claw marks indicating Griffins. I decided to go and heal them and left to search for the Griffins.

Meanwhile

Luna was sitting on her throne doing what she has done for the last thousand years. Sitting and waiting. "Could Night Court be less boring?" Luna complained. After an hour of waiting, she decided to go out to the gardens. she was walking admiring the plants and her night.

Griffins hiding in the bushes decided to go and knock her out so they could get information and use her as their advantage. The squad of griffins popped out startling Luna but before she could do anything she was knocked out.

Mark, however, was near a watchtower watching the events that happened. "Well, shit they are going to do the same with celestia time to scare those walking and living KFC. Mark looked through his scope and aimed the reticle at the griffin that was about to pick her up. TSST... The griffin fell like a sack of rocks being dropped off a cliff. the others jumped out of fright and took cover. they have no clue where the shots were coming from.

While taking cover one decided to take a peak but was foolishly shot. TSST... another down I say. The other two griffins decided to run for their lives. I took them both down and injured both of them. TST TST... They screamed in pain while falling and clutching their legs. "Fucking smart Pigeons." I say running down the watchtower and heading towards the gardens. By the time I got there, Luna was starting to regain conciseness. "Where I'm I???" she said trying to get up.

"Woah Princess stay laying down. you've been hit in the head quite hard,"

Luna realised on who was talking. "What exactly happened?" she asked

"Well, you were about to get kidnapped."

"what is kidnapped?" Luna said.

"Oh... let's just say Fillynapped."

"Oh... by who?"

"By griffins"

Luna remembered on what happened earlier tonight.

"THEY WHERE GOING TO TAKE ME AND DO THE SAME THING THEY DONE TO MY SISTER?!?!?"

"Yeah let's say that..."

"Oh, by the way, we have two griffin prisoners."

After saying that more griffins came out. "SHIT I MUST OF SPOKE TOO SOON!"

More griffins came but with a difference. they came with rifles. "Oh shit..."

they aimed their rifles at us and Luna put up a shield but was instantly destroyed by a rifle shot knocking her out again.
"SURRENDER NOW MONKEY!" The commanding griffin says. "NO, I WON'T LET ANOTHER EQUESTRIAN PRINCESS BE TAKEN!"
I yelled aiming my rifle and switching it to full auto. "What is that going to do?" he mocks me. "It does way more than your rifles," I said. he flinched knowing that this monkey knows what a rifle is. "FIRE!" He yells. all the rifles shot.

BANG!

Most of the bullets hit the body armour but two manage to get through. screaming in pain I returned fire.

TST TST TST TST...

All rounds manage to hit but the forth missed the commanding griffin. when he saw the damage that the monkey did he decided to flee. once he was gone Mark was left bleeding out next to the lunar princess. "well shit is this the way I finally die? TO A BLOODY CRAPPY VERSION OF MY COUNTRY RIFLES!?!?" with that thought he passed out due to blood loss.

Author's Note

I decided to leave it there. well, I'm back!