Chapter 1: Glitcher and The Dark Net
When I was young, I was happy, because I wasn't alone in the Internet; I had my older sister, Kelty Pixel. She looked different from me thought, she had a purple mane, lighter bleu fur, her eyes were yellow, and looked like pony eyes. She had bleu glasses on her head, and her mane and tail sparkled. Her Cutie Mark was a computer with a paint brush going through it, and colourful pixels. Which obviously shows she's older than me, because I have no Cutie Mark.....yet. I looked different from Kelty. I was a darker shade of bleu, with dark pink hair (it sparkled, like Kelty's); I had a black eye with a big red dot in the middle, it kinda looked like Crystal Pony eyes, or resembled them, my other eye was like Kelty's. My eyes had smoke coming out of them, they were purple like Kelty's mane, but darker, the sparkled as well also they had colourful pixels. I was a glitch. Maybe thats where I got my name, Glitcher Pixel. Me and Kelty had one thing in common, we were both Unicorns.
We, Internet ponies have no parents, we were made. We float because of the fact that the ground was not solid. We could fall through if we don't float. We would fall through everything and land at the bottom of the Internet. If you ask me, I have no idea what is down there, Kelty knows, I tried asking her, but she did not respond. I never went down there, I was kinda wanting to. So I went to go find a search engine, Kelty did not mind, thought she has no idea what I was searching. I found a close search engine, called, well it was by the hole were you can explore the bottom of the Internet. Anyway, the search engine was called, uh, well I forgot the name, but it started with T. So the name of this search engine's name is T. Just, T. The logo I remember, it was an onion, you know the ones that make you cry. Yes. Well I decided to use T. But nothing worked, I started with a WWW. And ended it with .com, .ca, .io, etc. But it just replied with ERROR 404. Seriously?
"Excuse me." a pony said.
I turned around and moved to let the pony use T. The pony typed up some random spam letters, and ended it with .onion. Before clicking the 'go' button the pony turned around and asked a question.
"How old are you?" the random pony asked.
"6" I replied.
"Is that too young to be here?" the random pony said.
"My sister let me." I said.
"Ok." the random pony said.
Clicking the 'go' button, she got sent down the hole. I walked over, to see where she went, but I got beeped and kicked out. So I went to T, typed some random spam letters, and ended it with .onion. But before clicking 'go', I thought of something, how do I get out. Do I just fly my way out, or do click some arrow buttons to bring me back. Or what if I get sent to some illegal website? You know, because I can't read spam letters. Anyway, I decided to click 'go', dumb, I know. I felt myself getting sucked in the hole. And I shot inside, it felt like I was going to Hell or something.
Once I landed, I couldn't fly anymore. The ground was hard. Like a jail cell. It was dark too. I din't get it, why in the name of Celestia am I stuck down here? I decided to tour around the bottom of the Internet, because I was curious. Then, lights came on, very dim, but better, I did not like it down here. I felt like that character in the stupid FanFic some pony showed me. I don't exactly remember the fan fic. But I can remember it's about cupcakes and gore and other disturbing stuff. So I'm just going to call it "Cupcakes" stupid name for a gory fic, but it makes more sense. The name tricks people too. Like Smile HD. You may be wondering How the hex are you able to know about that stuff at 6 years old?, well I live in the Internet. No restrictions. Anyway, I found the same pony, so I decide to ask her were in the name of Celestia I was. She replied with:
"Your in the Dark Net." the pony said.
Curiouser and curiouser I thought. I wanted to ask her more. But that would be rude, so I asked if she had a name.
"Sorry, but I don't tell my name to Internet bots." the random pony said.
Well, looks to me she's a living pony.
"I have a Internet name, it's Xelling" said Xelling
Well at least I have a name for you guys, not just "Random Pony"
"Ok. Were you going?" I asked.
"Just visiting this place." Xelling replied.
"Ok." I replied.
Xelling nodded and walked away. I wanted to follow her but I decided that I should visit my own side of the Dark Net. So I went in the opposite side, going around I found the Dark Net site I wanted. To tell you about the Dark Net.
A few hours later, I was starting to get very bored. So I tried finding that hole. But I couldn't, the hole was more likely......gone. I jumped, maybe I could go through the sky, I knew Kelty would start getting worried, and I did not know how to use my magic very well, so I jumped and landed on the hard ground.
"Hello. Is any pony there?" I yelled, hoping to get an Internet bot's attention. But non was in a hearing range, and all the living ponies were offline.
I started to roam around the Dark Net, searching for somewhere to sleep. Maybe, if I sleep, a pony would find me and wake me up. Finding a place I laid on the ground and fell asleep.
Author's Note
Some of you may be wondering why I put "hex" instead of heck or hell, its because I took some words from a show I watch. So don't ask.
Secondly: Chapters would come out irregularly.
It was a few years since Kelty pushed me down to the Dark Net. I had my Cutie Mark. But I did not really understand it. It was a computer, like Kelty’s, with a paint brush going through it, it also had pixels, like Kelty, but one thing was different, every now and then it’ll just glitch out, and I don’t mean it disappears, it just glitches and when it dose that I glitch as well. I don’t understand why the mark is glitchy. I mean, I’m glitchy so mabey that’s it. Anyway, I really wanted to find Kelty and ask her why she did this. But I decided to give it a week or so before I went back and find her.
A few weeks later I went back up to check on Kelty. I went to our home, which looks different from normal houses, but I couldn’t explain it. And somepony else was living in there. I decided that Kelty had moved out. So I went over to a Internet bot searcher, and typed ‘Kelty Pixel’ in it. A bunch of Kelty’s popped up. (I really never got that. Kelty was a pretty common name. Maybe that’s why last names can’t match other internet bots under the same name.) It was in alphabetical order so all I had to do was go to P. I was in P, and found Kelty Pixel (because Pixel starts with P.) And...........she was found.
In the living world. (How the Internet Bot Searcher knew that is still a mystery.) I was rather upset at this discovery, Kelty never said she wanted to go to real Equestria. And now she was in real Equestria, living happily. She also already made friends!
I found a spot on the ground and cried. I did not care that I glitched through the ground and landed in the Dark Net, it did not matter, at all. My older sister, the pony I looked up to, left me to rot in the Internet, all alone. Traitor. She kicked me down just because I was curious! I mean who dose that?
Chapter 3: Glitcher's Punishment
When I came back home, Kelty did not look happy, at all. She looked like I just accused her in court and was getting a life sentence in jail, or something.
"Glitcher Pixel" Kelty said, looking down on me. (Not really, since we are practically the same size.)
"Yes." I said, looking down.
"Where were you?" Kelty asked.
"In the Dark Net." I whispered.
"Why?" Kelty asked.
"Because I wanted to see it." I responded.
"I tell you every day, that you should not go down there. And what do you do?" Kelty asked.
"Go down." I responded.
"Yes" Kelty said.
"I..." I have been cut off by Kelty's hoof getting stuffed in my mouth.
"I really don't wan't to do this. You know? But you'v proving you can't be trusted." Kelty said.
Kelty, without warning, pushed me down, and I fell, and fell, and fell. Until I splatted on the cold hard floor of the Dark Net. All I wanted to do was cry. She DUMPED me, in the Dark Net. Just because I was curious. If I wanted I could of just stayed down here, I felt like Luna, banished to the moon, for 1000 years by her sister. Except I wasn't going to be here for 1000 years. I wasn't even Immortal. Thought Internet ponies do tend to live longer than normal ponies. But that a'int immortal. I was going to be here for ever after! And when I mean after I mean it. Once I'm dead, my body would lay on the cold floor of the Dark Net. I felt like I was being slowly deleted. Like the bad ponies who did not deserve to live.
Author's Note
I hope you enjoyed the chapter.
