Apple Buck knows what he likes: good strong Sweet Apple Acres cider, spending time with his friends, and pretty mares. A delicate moment with a stallion client may lead him to amend his list, if he can sort out all the confusing feelings and body parts that arise in that encounter. But his Crusader friends will be there to help him out, surely.

A shameless aged-up Rule 63 CMC fic. Apple Buck and the other ponies in this story are all adults (pony equivalent of 18+ years).

This story contains Apple Buck being a clueless, bisexual dork. Oh, and plenty of gay sexual encounters.