The Continuing Adventures of Baudy, the Filly With a Dial-Up Modem for a Vagina

Anypony who knew anything about Baudy knew two things about her. Those things were as follows:

1) She was the most morally degenerate, depraved and perverted filly that had ever wandered the streets of Ponyville.

and,

2) She had a dial-up modem instead of a vagina.

Those were just the essentials though. If you got to know her better, there was a lot more to learn.

Fact number 3, for example:

Baudy loved anal.

That certainly wasn't much of a secret. She didn't exactly go around advertising it, but whenever asked, would respond with maybe a little too much unchecked enthusiasm. If you had fucked her before, you probably found out she liked having a cock in her ass, and a lot of ponies had fucked her by now.

What else?

Well, she liked music. She spent most of the time she wasn't fucking hanging out in her apartment, listening to tunes and surfing the internet on her built-in connection. She made a dating profile, and put it online on her personal website, which looked like a Geocities homepage from the 90s, complete with MIDI music and dancing 'UNDER CONSTRUCTION' gifs. This is what it looked like (the dating profile part, anyway):

MY SELF SUMMARY:

Hi. I'm a little filly named Baudy (get the pun? :p) who has too much time on her hooves and loves getting into trouble in the dark corners of the internet. Are you a scary foalaphile or creepy pervert looking for an innocent young girl to trick into your sexual fantasies? If so, hit me up! xD I bet we could have a great time together. You bring the lube ^_^

WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE:

Getting fucked, getting paid. More of the former than the latter. I need dick more than I need bits, y'know what I mean? xD

I'M REALLY GOOD AT

• Fucking

• Bucking

• Rutting

• Sucking Dick

• TCP/IP Configuration

THE FIRST THING PONIES NOTICE ABOUT ME

My big, phat ass, usually :p

FAVORITE BOOKS, MOVIES, SHOWS, MUSIC, AND FOOD:

Books: The Story of Neigh by Marequis De Saddle, On the Trail by Jack Saddle-pack

Movies: Honey I Shrunk the Foals, Shrek 2

Shows: idk whatever's on Neighflix

Music: Hardstyle, J-core, field recordings, Lightning Bolt—specifically this one performance of Dracula Mounta in a church where the drummer uses fricking FORCE POWERS to retrieve his drumstick, you really have to watch the video to understand the whole thing... (read more)

Food: Does 'cock' count as a food? Alright, banana smoothies then. :P

SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT:

Cock, dick, penis, schlong, cum, and a stable ethernet connection.

I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT:

Getting fucked, fucking, letting ponies fuck me, having sex with lots of ponies, having ponies cum in my ass, my face, all over my body... ooh, and my favorite MMO, HoofQuest! I just got to max level, soon I can start question for my epic human mount...

ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM:

Getting my ass filled with cock :>

THE MOST PRIVATE THING I'M WILLING TO ADMIT

I don't have a loging password on my personal laptop :x

YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF:

• You wanna fuck

• You love a naughty filly with a phat ass

• You have unused ethernet cables or floppy disks lying around

• a/s/l? ;)

And that was what you could know about Baudy if you looked her up on the internet, which wasn't hard to do, as a matter of fact.

Baudy liked to look at her dating profile before bed. If she got any messages, she would reply to them, usually enthusiastically, and if she got any replies to her replies, she would flirt as long as possible before falling asleep. She would usually rub herself back and forth on the bed and get very wet and hot and bothered but not cum. Then she would have fiery, naughty dreams and wake up in a pool of her own sweat and filly-juices. And if no one had responded to her messages or messaged her themselves, Baudy would masturbate and flick herself into standby and go to sleep.

There was the matter of her modem, too, but that's for another chapter.