Discord Presents: How to make Ponyville super ridiculously gay
High above the quaint and peaceful hamlet of Ponyville, the township looked absolutely serene underneath the gigantic shade of the Castle of Friendship. Down below, most of the town’s citizens were all-smiles as they went about their errands with cheerful demeanors and friendly spirits. Even though Princess Twilight had moved out to Canterlot with Spike, and Pinkie Pie was no longer working at Sugar Cube Corner full-time, their absence didn’t seem to bother too many of the ponies who were living their days as best as they could. And even with all the massive changes that Ponyville experienced over the years -- most recently, the School of Friendship being built right beside Twilight’s old castle -- it was hard to really see too many changes with the townsponies themselves.
“Hmph…” Unbenounced to any of the Ponyville citizens on the ground, an upset-looking draconequus was pouting to himself while floating several stories up in the air. Discord was carrying a peeved scowl across his fanged muzzle, and his yellow eyes were narrowing bitterly down at the ponies trotting down below. His avian claw was tapping against his forearm, which provided the only sounds from the chaotic being aside from his thoughtful hums. Meanwhile in his lion’s paw, an issue of the Foal Free Press was wrinkled up tightly in his iron-like grip. It was hard to read much of the paper while it was crumpled in Discord’s paw, but the top page headline was still legible because of its bold font: Does Discord Have A Boyfriend?!
Underneath that headline, which was thankfully hidden beneath the many creases caused by Discord’s tight grasp, was a shocking headline photograph of himself enjoying some… Private Company with a close friend of his. Throughout his weeks spent providing community service and charity work across Equestria (most of which court-mandated by Princess Twilight to atone for his Grogar incident), Discord ended up spending a considerable amount of time helping with patients at a psychiatric facility outside of Ponyville. And during that time, he had ended up befriending one of the hospital’s staff-members who carried a distinct… affinity for the draconequus. The realization was fairly shocking for Discord to adjust to, mostly because he felt like Fluttershy was one of the few ponies who could look past his appearance and past behavior. But much to his pleasant surprise, he was able to respond to those unexpected feelings in a positive and beneficial way.
Or at least, that was how he saw his relationship with the tan and blonde stallion pictured in that candid photo. Even though the photographer was courteous enough to place thick black bars over the pony’s eyes and cutie mark, the fact that the photo was taken through an open window was still wrong on multiple levels. And even with the stallion’s identity “concealed”, the fact that he was shown laughing profusely with his hooves tied to the ceiling didn’t do much to conceal the shame he must’ve been feeling now. Not to mention, it certainly didn’t help that Discord was shown completely uncensored in the photo, and was using a bright pink feather-duster to tickle the bound pony with a hungry grin.
Discord groaned to himself while scanning through the factless and sensationalist article, which carried about as much validity as a Gabby Gums story. He may have been grateful that the writer didn’t list any specific names, but the draconequus was aware that his friend was still recognized by his employers and suspended for canoodling on the clock. Discord had tried to rectify things for the sake of his friend’s job, and even went to talk with the hospital’s CEO himself in person. Unfortunately, all that resulted in was a kick to the teeth, and the old stallion screaming at him to get out of his shower.
“Oh, for crying out loud!” he griped bitterly as he read through some of the choice statements the writer used for their vanity piece, which mostly consisted of gay jokes that a middle-schooler would find humorous. He shook his head in disappointment before adding with a roll of his eyes, “I swear, haven’t ponies ever heard of Pansexuality? Hmph! As if I’d ever be bound by one specific gender or orientation…”
Even though he knew that most ponies weren’t able to understand his personal interests (or more specifically, they didn’t really care to learn), he would’ve assumed that ponies wouldn’t try to label him so quickly without research. Not to mention, it wasn’t like he was the only Pansexual in Equestria; he happened to know that Pinkie Pie and Princess Cadance shared that similarity as well. But aside from his personal feelings on the matter, what really upsetted Discord the most was what had been written at the bottom of that libelous article:
Even though this revelation is rather shocking to discover (especially after Discord was rumored to be dating Element-bearer Fluttershy for so long), myself and the staff at the Foal Free Press wish to remain supportive of Discord coming out in such a unique and profound way. Sure, he might want to invest in curtains the next time he enjoys a friendly romp with a stallion behind closed doors; but considering the numerous atrocities Discord had committed over the years, we should all be grateful that he’s screwing ponies over in THIS way instead of before. Let’s just hope that Ponyville’s mares will keep tighter leashes on their stallions, just in case the chaotic being tries anything too flirtatious~
“UGH!!!” Discord groaned through gritted fangs as he crumpled that newspaper tightly in his grip, which caused the talons of his avian claw to rip part of it to shreds. Fortunately though, the draconequus was quick to close his eyes with a calming sigh, making sure to remember his breathing techniques taught to him by Tree Hugger. After pulling himself out of his enraged state, Discord used a snap of his talons to conjure up a small wastebasket to dispose of that newspaper. As soon as he snapped the items out of existence, he sighed to himself while pinching the bridge of his snout.
“Why in Equestria would anypony assume I’d woo stallions away from their mares?” he asked himself while floating high above the earshot of any ponies down below. “I mean, have I ever flirted with ponies before?! Because if they’re making that assumption solely because of that photograph, it’s rather homophobic of them to think someone’s orientation would change their behavior like that! Plus, what do they think I can do!?”
Discord put his rant on pause as he looked below his floating form, and stared down at the dozens of townsponies going about their days. Even though he was grateful that most of Ponyville’s citizens were tolerant of his presence (especially after nearly decimating Equestria by accident), that fact that none of them defended him after that article came out was nothing short of insulting. In fact, in the past couple days since that issue of the Foal Free Press was released, the only responses Discord received from ponies were questions about his “boyfriend”, or congratulations for his bravery for coming out of the stable. Despite how many clarifications he tried to make about his Panexuality or friend-with-benefits, his insistence seemed to fall on mostly deaf ears; and to make matters worse, Discord was able to notice how often certain stallions would turn around and flee the moment he tried to do anything in town.
Since he was so high above Ponyville now, he wasn’t able to spook any ponies due to homophobic panic just yet. But still, the draconequus could only shake his head in disappointment while gazing down at the town square, and seeing all the blissfully ignorant ponies underneath his hooves. “I swear,” he muttered under his breath while thinking out loud, “if those ponies were a little more open about what guys can do without judgement, I wouldn’t even be…”
As his words trailed off, it didn’t take long before his bushy brows slowly rose up towards his horns. Discord’s eyes widened immensely, and his muzzle closed shut while he floated with a look of contemplation on his face. His probation may have only recently ended due to his good behavior, but he had to think over his options before trying anything too risky. After all, if ponies immediately linked any strange happening back to him, he would most likely end up in front of Princess Twilight in Canterlot again.
But despite knowing how difficult such a feat could be, the literal gears Discord conjured inside of his brain continued to turn steadily as the seconds passed. His eyes narrowed down at the various ponies in town, and he hummed to himself curiously without saying a word. Even though he knew his idea was crazy to say the least, that didn't stop the corner of his muzzle from morphing into an intrigued smirk. “Hmmmmm…”
He gave another snap of his talons, which made a fresh copy of the Foal Free Press appear right beside him in the air. He re-read through the article again, but this time it was accompanied with a devious grin on his face. If nopony was complaining about the sensationalist excuse for journalism, or even the blatant homophobia it presented with its wording, then Discord didn’t see the harm in providing a rather… unorthodox lesson for Ponyville’s citizens.
“Sooooooo… Ponies in town are worried about ME flirting with stallions, hmmm?~” After huffing to himself with an amused smirk, Discord flashed the newspaper away before lifting up his avian claw. And just before he could give his talons a specific snap of his chaotic magic, his smile turned much more mischievous while adding, “Well, Ponyville… I have a feeling that you should be more worried about each other~”
SNAP!!!
Discord’s action caused two distinct spells to be enacted through his chaotic magic. The first was an invisibility spell, which completely masked his appearance so he was now transparent. Because of that, he was able to effortlessly float down to the ground, and land in the middle of Ponyville’s town square without anypony seeing him. Of course, even if he didn’t make himself invisible to the naked eye, it was doubtful that most of the citizens could take notice of him due to the second effect of his magical snap. Although, to be more specific, Discord wasn’t too worried about most of the stallions staring over at him…
… mostly because as he was floating down, many of the guys below immediately froze in their places with heavy blushes growing across their cheeks.
When he landed right beside the Ponyville fountain, the closest stallion to Discord turned out to be Caramel. The tan pony blinked repeatedly while frozen in place, with a large saddlebag full of groceries lugged over his back. Meanwhile right beside him, his pale teal girlfriend looked confused while holding a bundle of groceries herself. “Uhhhh… honey?” asked the pegasus, whom Discord recognized as a mare named Sassafras. Since Caramel didn’t respond, her eyes began to widen worriedly when she looked around the square and saw how many guys were acting similarly strange.
Cranky Doodle was staring off at nothing, and didn’t give a single notice to his wife who was prodding him from the side with a hoof. Thunderlane had immediately landed from his flight without warning, and was now standing stoically with his eyes wide-open in the middle of the street. Even Big Macintosh, who was lugging a cart full of apples, was stopped in the middle of the intersection while sporting a blush that turned his cheeks a deep shade of purple. A few of the other unaffected mares were looking around warily as well, which caused Sassafras to turn back towards her coltfriend and ask, “Caramel, what’s going on!? D-Did something happen?”
“Uhhhh…” After a long groan in confusion, Caramel averted his eyes from the mare and rubbed the side of his head. “W-Well, ummmm… S-Something like that…”
Due to how weirdly he was acting, Sassafras was starting to become as concerned as many of the other mares around her. Flitter and Cloudchaser both landed down to check on Thunderlane, and were poking at him with their hooves to pull him out of his frozen state. Granny Smith was waving her wrinkly hoof over Big Macintosh’s face, but his eyes weren’t moving to follow her motions. And off in the distance, Sassafras could overhear Matilda shouting out, “Is anypony a doctor?! I think something’s wrong with my husband!”
As if that statement wasn’t enough to make ponies start to worry, Sassafras heard another mare shout out, “So is mine!”
“Mine too!”
“Mac, what the hay are ya doin!? You havin’ a stroke or somethin’!?”
Since Caramel was the only stallion to give some semblance of a response, Sassafras frantically tapped his shoulder to try and get his attention. “Caramel?! CARAMEL!? What the hay is going on?!?”
Even though his marefriend was looking increasingly distraught, it didn’t seem like Caramel was too interested in giving a response back towards her. Instead, his head tilted curiously while staring off towards somepony else. But before Sassafras could try to discern what caught his interest, she heard him let out a lustful growl while grinning from ear to ear. “Oooohhhh… Talk about a nice piece of ass~”
“What?!” Sassafras reeled her head back and did a double-take. “What did you just say?!”
Instead of answering her, Caramel took off his saddlebag so his groceries could lay abandoned on the ground. Meanwhile, Big Macintosh could be seen undoing the straps to his wagon, despite how loudly his grandmother was shouting at him while smacking his side. Sassafras stood in utter confoundment as she watched her coltfriend wander away from her, and she tried to look around for any signs of something being the cause for all of this. Of course, since Discord was still standing invisibly with a toothy grin, the mare’s sights eventually returned to Caramel as he made a beeline towards Thunderlane.
“Why hello there~” purred Caramel as he grew a half-lidded stare on the pegasus, and shot him a flirtatious grin. Meanwhile, the grey pegasus only needed a quick glance back at Caramel before his brows rose up, and he grew a pleased-looking smirk of his own. Even though Flitter and Cloudchaser were right beside him, he trotted away from the two like they weren’t even there. Meanwhile, Caramel got up closer to the stallion as he asked, “Have I ever mentioned how nice you look with those big muscles of yours?~”
Sassafras’ gawked in shock when she heard Caramel say such a thing, and her left eye twitched repeatedly while standing in stunned silence. She could overhear several other mares gasping from various locations, but she couldn’t look away from the sight of her coltfriend trotting right up to Thunderlane without hesitation. The other stallion was shooting a lustful grin right back at Caramel, which caused the twin mares to look equally as floored by his behavior as Sassafras did. But before any of the girls could try to intervene, Thunderlane responded to Caramel’s question with a sultry, “Well, if you think my muscles are great, you should feel how firm my flanks are~”
“WHAT?!” shouted both of the twins at the same time, not that it seemed to faze their stallion in the slightest. Considering how Thunderlane was known to be in a polyamorous relationship with the two, the idea of him leaving the mares for a stallion was unthinkable. But alas, it seemed like that was exactly what he was doing without any explanation. And as the horrified reactions from mares continued to be heard across town, Caramel paid no heed to the chaos around them as he got in close to the pegasus.
“Oh, really?~” asked Caramel before he reached a hoof out, and openly groped Thunderlane’s bicep to feel the firmness of his physique. “Do you mean with my hoof, or something more... intimate?~”
As all three of the mares stood and stared in shock, Thunderlane chuckled with a shrug of his head and replied, “You know what? I’ll let a cutie like you decide what to touch me with~”
“Perfect~” Caramel instantly lunged in, and locked his muzzle against Thunderlane’s for a deep and unexpected kiss. While Sassafrass dropped her groceries and gasped in horror, the twins reacted the same way when they saw Thunderlane’s hooves wrapping tightly around the stallion’s neck. Neither of them showed any evidence of being gay, or even bisexual before Discord made that ominous snap; but as the draconequus looked around and admired the chaotic lust he unleashed throughout Ponyville, Caramel and Thunderlane held each other in passionate bliss while making out lewdly.
“What the buck is going on?!” shouted Sassafrass, who tried to look over at Flitter and Cloudchaser for assistance. Unfortunately, the twins were looking just as stunned as she did, and screamed in a panic as they ran away from their former coltfriend. Sassafras tried to look elsewhere to refrain from staring at what Caramel had become, but that proved to be a big mistake. The very moment she turned herself around, she gasped in horror as she realized how badly things had changed in an instant.
“Why, Cranky?! Whyyyyyyyyyy!?!” Matilda was galloping away from the town square with tears streaming down her eyes, and her expression carrying a mixture of betrayal and fear. Meanwhile at the street corner the couple were previously at, Cranky Doodle was still there without any concerns about his wife running away from him. Instead, the elderly donkey was tending to Big Macintosh, who was now leaning back against a streetlamp and standing on his hind-legs. The burly red farmer had his eyes clenched shut as he groaned under his breath, and gritted his teeth while clutching the back of Cranky’s head. Even though both of the stallions were happily married to women, it would’ve been impossible to guess while Cranky was openly sucking on Big Mac’s throbbing cock.
“Ooooohhhhh~” Discord took notice of that specific pairing, and casually walked up to them while remaining invisible. Even though the town square was succumbing to panic as mares from all around were screaming and crying, it was hard for the draconequus to take much notice while admiring Cranky’s impressive oral skills. Since the donkey’s dentures were now lying on the sidewalk, Cranky’s smooth gums were able to slide up and down the length of Mac’s cock to leave the stallion moaning intensely. His wrinkly lips repeatedly glided across Big Mac’s shaft, and left a thick sheen of saliva while trickles of drool were seeping from Cranky’s muzzle. Even though Mac was trying to pull the old donkey further down his length, it didn’t seem like Cranky minded as he used a free hoof to vigorously jerk himself off.
Big Macintosh reeled his head back as he moaned out deeply, and his legs trembled while maintaining his weight in an upright stance. Much like Matilda, Granny Smith couldn’t bear to watch as her grandson went off to commit adultery with the donkey she played bridge with every week. Instead, the elderly mare slowly walked away from the town square with a shell-shocked look on her face, most likely to keep herself from suffering a heart-attack. Unfortunately, she could still hear the countless cries and gasps from mares all around, and her eyes gazed down to her hooves as she walked to avoid seeing other stallions getting it on in the streets.
“Nnnnghhhh!! G-Get in there, Cranky!” groaned Mac as he began to thrust into the old donkey’s mouth, and shoved more of his meaty cock inside of that vintage muzzle. Cranky wasn’t able to respond while that cock continued to piston in and out of his mouth, but a guttural moan could be heard trying to belt out between his choked breaths. But even as Cranky’s muzzle started to contort from the strain, and his cheeks were becoming redder from arousal and oxygen deprivation, he didn’t seem to be against Mac’s face-fucking as he started to leak pre from his twitching cock.
“Mmmmmmm~” Discord may have been a hard draconequus to arouse (mostly due to how standard most ponies’ sexual acts really were), but seeing such blatant gay smut right out in the open was making him grateful his cock was invisible as well. As he shivered to himself in delight and watched Big Mac trying to shove himself down Cranky’s throat, Discord could feel himself growing hard in an instant. If he wasn’t keeping himself camouflaged, he was certain that somepony would shriek at seeing his bright blue, oddly-ridged penis that resembled something from an alien sex shop. But due to all the other pandemonium going on around him, Discord saw no reason to keep himself from jerking off like Cranky was.
“I’m not going to lie, I would’ve expected Mac to pick Caramel instead of him,” he said to nobody in particular, before he turned his gaze directly towards the screen the reader is viewing this story from. “But still, you have to admit that this is an entertaining turn of events~”
Since it seemed that every guy in town had become homosexual nymphos without warning, Mac and Cranky didn’t overhear Discord’s meta commentary from right beside them. Instead, the two kept going at it with Mac thrusting with all his might, and Cranky struggling to stand still while slobbering all over that meaty cock stuffed in his mouth. That wrinkly muzzle pursed tightly around the girth of Mac’s shaft, which could be seen throbbing hard between Cranky’s slobbering lips. As the stallion’s plump, heavy balls repeatedly smacked against the donkey’s chin, Discord could hear a secondary slapping noise from the low-hanging pair between Cranky’s wobbling legs. Most guys would’ve likely turned away from that kind of sight, but Discord just shuddered to himself while continuing to rub his cock in perverted pleasure.
“Aaaaahhhhhh!!!” Sassafras ran past Discord while bawling to herself, which caused the draconequus to turn his sights away from Mac and Cranky’s exhibitionistic deepthroating. Before he could look over and see what got her so distressed, he overheard the mare screaming out, “He was supposed to save himself for our wedding night!!”
Discord winced to himself from hearing her distressed cries, but then shrugged his shoulders before muttering, “Eh, I doubt that would’ve lasted anyway.”
He then overheard Sassafras’ former coltfriend moaning out from nearby, which caused his ears to perk up with interest. “Mnnnghhhh!! H-Holy fuck you’re tight!~”
When he looked away from Mac’s powerful face-fucking, Discord was delighted to see that those two weren’t the only ones getting passionate out in the open for all of Ponyville to see. Right in the middle of the street where Thunderlane had landed, the pegasus was now sprawled out in a presented stance with his eyes fluttering in half-lidded bliss, and his muzzle wide-open to belt out a lustful moan. Meanwhile, Caramel was already mounted atop of Thunderlane’s back, and was pounding into his tight little tailhole like the lead in a porno shoot. Discord quickly went over to the two to get a better look, and was able to hear how loudly Caramel’s balls were slapping Thunderlane’s with every thrust he gave. Even though Sassafras’ remark indicated that Caramel was a virgin before today, it would’ve been impossible to tell from how confidently he was plowing into the Wonderbolt to make him squeal like a little piggy.
“AAAAHHHHH!!!~” Thunderlane’s body was rocking back and forth in tandem with Caramel’s thrusts, and his cock could be seen dangling while rock-hard and leaking precum. His length may have been considerably larger than Caramel’s, but the Earth pony’s cock was still thick enough to leave him writhing in intense pleasure out in the middle of the street. Discord carefully peeked in to get a closer look, and grinned upon seeing how tightly Thunderlane’s hole was wrapping around the stallion’s rigid shaft. Of course, it was fairly difficult to appreciate such a sight when Caramel was pounding that well-toned ass with the ferocity of a beast claiming its mate in the middle of their heat cycle. Caramel was panting like an enraged bull through his flaring nostrils, but the groans that emitted through his gritted teeth weren’t nearly as audible as Thunderlane’s hefty moans. “GAHHH!! Ho… H-Hollllly FUCK!!~ Mnnnnghhh… C-Caramel, you feel so good!!~”
“Heh~” Caramel continued to thrust hard into that firm Wonderbolt ass, but he was able to smirk cockily before giving one of Thunderlane’s cheeks a hard smack with his hoof. The pegasus reeled his head back to cry out in tantalized pleasure, which caused Caramel to lean in close to his muzzle and say, “You feel just as good around my cock, cutie~”
Thunderlane was able to turn his head around while being rutted like a showmare in heat, and leaned back to plant his lips against Caramel’s. As the two continued to fuck like rabbits while making out, Discord decided to leave them be after pulling back with a satisfied grin. Despite how badly he was devastating Ponyville with his fun, the draconequus didn’t seem too worried about the countless cries and screaming he could hear from distressed mares freaking out. Of course, that was mostly because of all the hot gay action he was able to conjure in less than a minute with a single snap of his claw. As Caramel and Thunderlane continued to shamelessly rut with one another, the invisible Discord strided away with a smile and said, “I swear, I could make sooooo much money if I videotaped these sessions and sold them to gay Bronies.”
He then looked back at the readers of this story to add with a shrug, “I mean, given how none of them can go to conventions this year, it’s not like they couldn’t afford it nowadays~”
But instead of trying to enact such a lucrative idea, the draconequus enjoyed the sights as he took a playful stroll across the formerly tranquil township. Several freaked-out mares were running past him without notice, some of which were holding their children and desperately shielding their eyes. It almost felt like Ponyville had gone under an outbreak like something in a zombie movie; but instead panicked civilians running away from of flesh-eating ghouls, it was a bunch of horny-ass stallions fucking or licking any orifice they could shove their cocks in. And everywhere he looked, Discord was delighted to see how quickly the guys in town were enjoying each other’s company.
“NNNNGHHHH!!” Right outside Sugar Cube Corner, the entrepreneur known as Filthy Rich was lying on his back atop an abandoned cart, and was gritting his teeth to endure the girth of the unicorn standing between his legs. Meanwhile, the baby-blue stallion named Pokey Pierce was panting heavily between his strained groans, and trying his hardest to shove his cock inside of Filthy. Despite how heavily coated Pokey’s cock was with a thick sheen of saliva -- most likely from Filthy Rich, as judged by the drool covering his chin -- the impressive size of his marbled member caused some difficulty when cramming it against that puckering hole. Discord chuckled to himself as he paused to marvel at the two, and heard Filthy moan out, “Aaaahhhhh!!~ I-I need it so bad, Pokey! J-Just shove it in, PLEASE!!~”
Pokey Pierce pulled his head back while groaning in pleasure, and his hips spasmed a bit as he tried to perch himself in closer against the older stallion. “Nnnnfffff~ It… I-It’s not that easy when you’re so fucking tight!”
“Yeah, I know, I know!” groaned Filthy as he tried to brace himself as best as he could, even as his cheeks grew as red as a tomato from his antsy blush. Discord could only imagine how intense it must’ve felt for the pony to try and get a cock that big inside of him; but alas, Filthy was still able to shoot a playful smirk up at Pokey and add, “Hey, at least I’m not living up to my name down there~”
That joke may have been fairly crass for the moment, but Pokey Pierce merely scoffed with a roll of his eyes and said, “Well, your jokes are still pretty ‘Rich,’ if I say so myself~”
Since the two were facing each other in their positions, it didn’t take long for the unicorn to light up his horn, and pull up Filthy Rich’s head with his magic. The two tightly latched to one another to make out passionately, with slobber seeping from between their muzzles due to the intensity. Filthy clenched his eyes shut as he let out a muffled groan around Pokey’s lips, and felt that girthy cockhead finally slipping inside of him. Meanwhile, the stallion’s untouched cock was throbbing hard while nestled between their chests, and several hard spurts of precum shot out to mat their tufts of fur with a glossy sheen. But even with how messy and inappropriately the two may have been acting, their lustful embrace continued on without pause as Ponyville went into pure pandemonium.
Discord heard an explosion off in the distance, but his attention remained pinned on Filthy Rich as that thick cock slid effortlessly between his cheeks. After that plump head was able to cram itself through his hole, Pokey was able to give a hard enough thrust to slide in the majority of his shaft in a single motion. The sensation was intense enough to make Filthy pull his head back, which caused their lips to part with a wet pop while he moaned out in ecstasy. But for the younger stallion buried inside of him, he merely smirked cheekily and replied with, “Yeah, I heard that before~”
He then leaned in close to Filthy’s muzzle, and narrowed his eyes as he added, “And I wanna hear it a lot more from a hottie like you~”
Even with that massive stallionhood throbbing inside of him, Filthy Rich didn’t hesitate to grab the back of Pokey’s head and pull him in for another sloppy makeout session. Less than a couple seconds into their deep and tongue-laden kissing, the unicorn was already beginning to thrust into Filthy to make him moan into his hungry maw. Discord was absolutely loving the show those two were making for anypony who would trot past the bakery, even if he was the only one willing to appreciate it. Several freaked-out fillies scurried down the street and nearly ran into the invisible draconequus, but were luckily able to ignore the sight of Barnyard Bargains’ CEO getting a massive helping of cockmeat in the middle of the street.
“Hmmmmm…” Considering how enticing everything was looking around town, Discord was grateful to have turned himself invisible so he could walk around with a full erection. Even though he wouldn’t have minded a good rutting or blowjob from any of the nymphomanic guys having fun, the draconequus was content with stroking his cock himself while biting his lip. An involuntary shiver swept through his body as he stood and jerked off to Pokey and Filthy’s fucking, while also hearing the distinct moans from other stallions in multiple directions in the distance. However, before he could think to shoot his load anywhere, the sound of Sugar Cube Corner’s doors crashing open caused Discord to glance back at the formerly peaceful bakery.
“WHAT IN TARTARUS IS GOING ON?!?” Missus Cake barreled out of her business with her cheeks matted in tears, and her face carrying a petrified look reminiscent of a war victim fleeing from an airstrike. She had several hastily-packed suitcases perched on her back, and was running from the shop while clutching her stroller. The Cake twins could be heard crying inside of the stroller, which almost instantly made Discord stop and go flaccid. Even though he wanted to feel bad for the mare, who most-likely had her marriage wrecked like everypony else, he was mostly upset that she interrupted his self-pleasure. Nevertheless, the draconequus remained silent while watching the baker leave with her kids, most likely to someplace where she could feel safe.
Discord may have wanted to keep watching Filthy and Pokey’s fun, but the open doors of the bakery compelled him to walk towards Sugar Cube Corner in curiosity. He could hear several lustful groans from inside the space, one of which distinctly sounding like Mister Cake’s voice. Before Discord could look inside and see what was happening, his brows rose when he saw the shop’s newest employee walking out slowly with a mortified expression on her face. Sugar Belle looked completely jaded from whatever debauchery she was forced to see in her workplace, and her eyes were staring off to nothing as she muttered blankly to herself. “I… I need Big Mac… I need Big Mac right now…”
Discord may have been invisible, but he was gracious enough to lean close to Sugar’s ear and whisper, “Trust me, you don’t want to see him right now. Just head home by yourself, and avoid the town square.”
Sugar paused with a freaked-out look on her face, but she didn’t try to look around and see where that unknown voice came from. Since she was too far-gone to really care about the source, all she could do was nod her head and mutter a brief “Thanks” as she walked away. Discord wasn’t sure if she was actually going to follow his advice, but he secretly hoped so as he turned back towards the shop. As he stood among the sounds of mares crying and stallions moaning, he looked back at the reader and said with a shrug, “What?! I already endangered Big Mac’s relationship with Sugar Belle once back in Season Eight! I might as well try to keep that from happening again.”
Even though Discord’s point may have been fairly worthless after sluttifying every guy in town, he hoped his meta commentary would give some closure to any uncomfortable readers. Fortunately, the tone of the story was brought back on track when he headed to Sugar Cube Corner. As soon as he entered through the open doors, his face lit up excitedly as he cooed to himself. “Oh, wonderful! I’m happy those two are still together~”
The duo he was referring to were a pair of Ponyville’s more unique couples: a teal Earth pony with a paint palette cutie mark, and the studly silver gryphon he was married to. Even though Discord’s enchantment was meant for Ponyville’s straight stallions, he wasn’t against seeing the happily-married husbands getting in on the fun as well. Although, considering who was perched between their thrusting hips, it seemed that Canvas and Troy decided to make their marriage a little more open for this occasion.
“Aaaahhhhh!!” Canvas -- the stallion artist whose chestnut mane was clinging to the sweat on his brow -- was moaning out deeply while pistoning his cock inside Carrot Cake’s mouth. Since the slender baker was lying on his back on top of an empty table, the bulge from Canvas’ cock could be seen moving up and down Carrot’s gurgling throat. Despite how hard the artist was pounding his hips against Carrot’s snout and chin, the stallion didn’t seem too undeterred as he tried his hardest to suckle around Canvas’ girth. But since Mister Cake wasn’t able to say anything in his tantalized state, Canvas let out a hearty moan while grinning at his husband. “Oh, Goddess! I… I’m so glad we were able to agree to this, hun!~”
“Nnnnghhh!! Y-Yeah, me too!” groaned Troy, the silver gryphon who was standing upright between Carrot Cake’s legs. Canvas may have had the larger cock between the husbands, but Carrot would’ve been crazy to turn down the chance to take Troy as soon as he saw that thick, plump knot at the base of the gryphon’s member. The pointed head of that cock may have been able to slip into Carrot’s hole with relative ease, but it was the massive knot that caused Troy to grunt while pushing as hard as he could. Even though Canvas tried to help by slathering some butter around his husband’s knot (most likely since it was the closest lube available in the shop), Carrot was still gurgling intensely around the artist’s cock. Troy tried to give several half-hearted thrusts in an effort to get Carrot Cake knotted, and smirked back at his husband to say, “I swear, he’s tighter than you were your first time~”
“Hehehehe~” Canvas blushed with a light chuckle while petting Carrot Cake’s shaggy mane, and shivered from the pleasurable suckles he felt around his cock. “Mnnnnghhhh… W-Well, hopefully we can loosen this guy up after taking him home~”
“Sounds good to me!” chirped Troy cheerfully, before the husbands bumped hoof and claw in solidarity. Despite the fact that they were spitroasting a stallion whose marriage they just decimated, Discord smiled happily when he saw how strong their own relationship still was. And since the bakery was completely emptied with overturned tables and cumstains all over the place, the draconequus decided to pull up a chair and sit down for the private show.
“You know what?” With the snap of his claw, Discord made himself visible again, not that any of the three guys in that spitroast paid much notice to his presence. As he used his lion’s paw to teasingly stroke at his throbbing cock, he conjured up a large bowl of popcorn that floated right beside him. “If I’m going to get my rocks off today, it might as well be here~”
The draconequus sat with his legs spread wide-apart, and fully flaunted his massive blue dong while stroking himself at a teasingly slow pace. His eyes narrowed on the sight of that thick bulge of Canvas’ cock as it repeatedly slid up and down the length of Carrot Cake’s throat, and caused the baker’s eyes to water from oxygen deprivation. But despite how strained Carrot may have looked, his eyelids were still fluttering in pleasure while taking that meaty knot prodding against the outside of his hole. The gryphon’s claws were gripping both of Mister Cake’s thighs tightly, and he kept them spread wide-apart as he pushed his hips inward. Even though the baker’s ring was tight enough for Troy to wince in discomfort, his lustful grin was still apparent across his smooth beak.
“Mnnnghhhhh… Fuck, this is tough,” he muttered under his breath, clearly growing frustrated about cramming his knot inside of the writhing stallion between his legs. Meanwhile, Canvas was continuing to thrust in and out of Carrot Cake’s mouth, and shuddered with an enamored smile upon feeling those pillowy lips caressing his shaft. Troy may have felt a pleasing amount of pressure and warmth from his own end, but he wasn’t stubborn enough to refrain from asking for help. And despite the fact that Discord basically popped out of nowhere to watch them like a pervy voyeur, Troy looked over at him without much confusion and asked, “Hey, uhhhh… You mind using your magic to help us out a bit?”
Discord sighed with a smile and dusted off the powdered butter that was coating his claw. “Oh, why not?” he asked as he rolled his eyes playfully. “I’m feeling rather generous today anyway.”
He gave a loud snap of his claw, which caused a bright white aura of magic to radiate around Carrot Cake’s outstretched ring. The baker clenched his eyes shut as he belted out a hefty moan around Canvas’ cock, and felt an unusually strong bout of numbness around his hole. With the aid of Discord’s chaotic magic, that puckering tailhole was able to open up wider without eliciting any pain from the cumslut between Troy and Canvas. The draconequus also made sure to handle Carrot’s delicate hole with care, as he helped to push Troy’s knot inside of the pony without any tearing or permanent damage. As soon as that meaty knot was firmly nestled inside of Carrot Cake, Discord released his magical grip so his hole could snap back around it like a waistband.
“MMMPHHHH!!~” Troy and Carrot Cake shuddered in unison, mostly due to how tantalizing that knotting felt for both of them. As the gryphon kept a stern hold of Carrot’s legs, he moaned out with his eyes clenched shut while savoring that virgin-like tightness the “straight” stallion possessed. The baker’s eyes were closed as well, but he looked rather content in his spitroasted position as he continued to moan and slather his tongue around Canvas’ rigid cock. Meanwhile, the artist bit his lip as he groaned from Carrot’s titillating muzzle work, and his hips spasmed a bit between thrusts. But even with how hard his cock was throbbing between Mister Cake’s lips, Canvas was able to overhear his husband say with a shiver, “Oooooh, he’s gonna get it hard now~”
With that, Troy delivered his first legitimate thrust inside of the baker, and caused Carrot’s eyes to shoot wide-open from the ferocity of the gryphon’s cock sinking into his deepest depths. Meanwhile, the leverage of Troy’s thrust caused Carrot Cake’s body to be pushed forward on top of the table, and for Canvas’ cock to go further down his hungry gullet. The artist’s heavy balls smacked lewdly against Carrot’s forehead, which just caused the stallion to shudder in elation without any complaint. Instead, Carrot Cake just took every motion of the husbands’ hips as he laid back in bliss, and savored how stuffed he was with hot, throbbing cock from both ends.
“Ooooohhhhh~” Discord giggled to himself in amusement while munching on some popcorn, and stroking himself to the hearty spitroasting happening right in front of them. Even though all three of the guys were aware of Discord’s presence, they were all clearly more enamored with each other’s company to really mind. The draconequus could hear both of the husbands’ balls smacking against Carrot’s face and ass, but the sounds of the baker’s gurgling groans were much more audible alongside the couple’s shared moaning. Of course, as their hard thrusts continued without interruption, and the skinny stallion was being filled with cock while being squished between their hips like an accordion, Discord’s attention soon focused on the baker’s long, untouched cock that was standing fully-erect between Troy and Canvas. The draconequus’ eyes narrowed on that waiting stallionhood as he grinned to himself greedily, and licked his lips upon seeing a thick bulb of pre seeping right at the tip of his crowned cockhead.
“Welp!” Since Sugar Cube Corner was already in disarray, Discord tossed his popcorn aside so it could spill onto the cum-splattered floor. And after licking his butter-coated talons, he pulled himself out of his chair to go up to the three with his own cock throbbing hard. “You guys can’t expect me to enjoy the show without a little participation~”
The chaotic being used a puff of his magic to teleport a short distance, and landed right atop of Carrot Cake’s hips in a seated stance. He groaned out with a lustful growl as he gritted his fangs, and scootched in to nestle the underside of his cock tightly against the stallion’s. His paw wrapped around both of their shafts at the same time, which caused another hefty spurt of precum to shoot out and cover both of their cockheads with a glossy sheen. Of course, Discord grinned in approval of that added lubrication, and used Carrot’s pre to great use as he slowly frotted their cocks with a squirm of his hips.
“Mnnnghhh… That’s right, you naughty little slut~” he purred with a randy grin while the pads of his paw glided across their shafts to smear Carrot’s precum all around. “Isn’t it nice to appreciate the touch of another man for a change?~”
Even though he couldn’t move his head due to Canvas fucking his throat, the strong shudder that swept across Carrot Cake’s body was as good of a response as an approving nod. Due to how tantalized he was getting from the feeling of three cocks pleasuring him at the same time, there was no doubt that he was loving every second spent as a newly-realized cumdump. Troy and Canvas’ cocks kept throbbing intensely inside of his dripping orifices, and their thrusting motions became much more rampant after Discord invited himself to the baker’s “Coming Out Party.” Of course, as the draconequus reeled his head back to let out a strained-sounding moan, it was clear that he was becoming just as enticed as he writhed his hips harder to intensify their frotting.
“Nnnnfff~” Discord looked down at their cocks with a pleased-looking smirk, and could see several strings of precum connecting the undersides of their shafts whenever they pulled apart. The glossy, sticky substance seemed rather fitting for Carrot Cake, since it reminded Discord of a good coating of frosting for a glazed donut. His hips thrusted in harder to smear their cocks closer together, and he used that moment to pull back his paw and lick the syrupy substance off his pads. Discord moaned out from the taste of Carrot Cake’s pre, and he gave his paw several heavy laps before reaching out towards Canvas. “Nnnnfff~ Go ahead and taste that, Mister Clawston~”
Canvas didn’t mind tasting the brand of a guy he wasn’t married to, and took a brief moment between his thrusts to lean in and lap up a large glob of Carrot’s precum. After pulling his head back to make an audible gulp, the artist shivered with a pleased smirk and said, “Mmmph~ Wow, that tastes really sweet!”
“Seems appropriate for the stallion~” growled Troy as he barreled himself in harder against Mister Cake’s sweet ass. The baker was trying his hardest to moan out around the thick helping of cock in his mouth, and Discord could feel how strongly his member was throbbing while nestled against his own. It was clear just how close everyone was getting, which prompted Discord and the couple to keep themselves focused for the last few motions they were able to make above Mister Cake.
Troy pumped his hips back and forth relentlessly, which caused his thick knot to repeatedly pull against the inside of Carrot Cake’s pucker and stimulate him even more. The pointed head of that rigid cock continued to rub up hard against Carrot’s prostate, which left him in a deeper state of bliss than any of the guys above him. Of course, considering how hard Canvas was groaning through gritted teeth, Discord didn’t need to see the pulsations of his bulge beneath Carrot’s throat to know he was gonna shoot his load at any second. He also didn’t need any confirmation from Troy’s end behind him, since the draconequus’ body was rocking back and forth from the hard pushes the gryphon was giving with his thrusts. And as Carrot’s back rapidly slid across the table between those hefty helpings of cock, it was Discord who was the first to reach his peak due to how tantalized he had gotten already.
“Aaaahhhh!!” Discord may have been an omnipotent being with infinite knowledge and a literal ton of sexual experience, but his head still reeled back as he allowed himself to appreciate the rapturous moment he created. “I… I’m gonna… I’mgonna!!!~”
“MmmmmMMMMMmmmmphhhhh!!!~” Carrot Cake spasmed wildly underneath the draconequus’ squirming form, and caught him by surprise as he hit his climax first. Discord gasped with a pleased shudder when he felt the strong pulsations of Carrot’s cock against his own, as well as the first heavy rope of cum that shot out hard enough to land across his face. Even though he wasn’t expecting for the baker to leave a gooey strand of cum across the bridge of his muzzle, Discord couldn’t have cared less as he moaned out with his mouth wide-open. And with that, Carrot groaned out intensely as a couple more spurts of his load erupted, and landed straight on Discord’s hungry tongue.
“Aaaahhhhh!!~” The moment he tasted Carrot Cake’s sweet and salty cum, his hips writhed upward as he came powerfully above the cock-stuffed baker. Carrot may have shot an impressive amount, but it was nothing compared to the torrent of cum the draconequus was able to summon at his disposal. His ribbed blue cock shot out with the intensity of a frosting tube under too much pressure, and several ropes of his milky-white cum came out to spray in all directions. Since Canvas and Troy were still going at it with their new possible boy-toy, the couple moaned out at the same time as their fur and feathers got coated in heavy strands of Discord’s warm and gooey load. The heady musk and testosterone overpowered any of the sweet fragrances the bakery may have previously had, and helped to bring both of the husbands to their peaks at the same time.
“Aaaaahhhhhh!!!~” “AAAAAHHHHH!!!~” “NNNNNFFFFFFF!!!~”
The gryphon and stallion drove their hips in at the same time, which shoved their fat cocks as deeply inside of Carrot Cake as they physically could. Due to Troy’s plump knot plugging up the baker’s hole, it only took a few strong throbs of that spent gryphon cock to cause an evident bulge to grow outward from above Carrot’s waist. His stomach ballooned out to hold the heavy volume of gryphon cum that Troy just shot inside of him, which almost certainly would’ve caused a pregnancy if Discord was curious enough. But fortunately, due to how badly the draconequus was reeling atop Carrot Cake’s waist while matted in his own cum, he was too out of it to really notice the bulges that were trickling down the baker’s throat.
Glk… Glk… Glk… Glk~
“NNNNGHHHH!!!~” Canvas fully hilted himself inside of Mister Cake’s muzzle, and the bulge of his cock could be seen fully imbedded alongside the length of Carrot’s throat. Even though his eyes were pulling back from the strain he was under, Carrot Cake ignored his burning lungs while gulping down every drop that the artist was shooting down his gullet. If Troy’s load wasn’t enough to make his belly swell out with so much rich, gooey cum, then the additional cumshots from Canvas certainly helped to make his gut balloon out even more. And even as his throat constricted hard around the girth of Canvas’ cock, Carrot still shivered excitedly with a heavy blush while those musky balls were drooping over his face.
Luckily for everyone involved, Canvas was the first to pull out with a hard grunt so Carrot Cake could gasp for air. Troy wasn’t able to pull out due to his knot, but was content with leaving his cock inside of the baker until he could soften up. Meanwhile, the artist quickly went back up to his husband, and kissed him deeply while both of them were drenched in Discord’s cum. And for the draconequus himself, he was panting heavily in exhaustion as he floated himself off of Carrot’s body to levitate a couple feet in the air.
“Aaaaaaahhhhhh… I must say,” noted Discord with a pleased shrug as he took a moment to admire his work, “I would’ve never expected things to get this exciting fro--”
FWOOOOOOSHHHH!!!
With a violently bright flash of light, Discord was taken by surprise as his body was claimed by the familiar lavender aura of a particular Princess. Before he could even come down from his post-coital high, the draconequus found himself hovering within a tight encasement of Twilight’s magic. He was levitating high above the town, which was completely frozen under a fully-encompassing filter of purple that left everypony still in place. If Discord was able to peer down closer, he would’ve noticed the armies of ponies in Hazmat suits who were instantly starting work to clean up his chaotic magic. But before he could try to escape, or make any topical jokes regarding how those cleanup ponies were dressed, Discord found himself face-to-face with an extremely pissed-off Twilight Sparkle.
“DISCORD!!!” she screamed out in absolute fury while hovering high above the ruined Ponyville. Even though the sight of Hazmat ponies scrubbing the cum off of frozen stallions would’ve been amusing for most ponies to witness, Twilight kept her livid stare solely on Discord with her teeth gritted tightly. The draconequus didn’t move an inch within the Princess’ aura, and instead grew a bashful smile as he tried to look innocent. Unfortunately, all that did was enrage the Alicorn even more as she pointed downward and shouted, “DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULDN’T KNOW THIS WAS YOU?!?”
With a defeated wince, Discord closed his eyes before sighing in remorse of what may happen next. Despite the fact that this wasn’t exactly the worst thing he’s ever done, the chaotic being knew he wasn’t going to get out of this one unscathed. But before he could endure whatever wrathful punishment Twilight was planning to do, Discord made one last glance back at the readers before this story could be completed.
“Honestly?” he said towards you. “Considering how many things I was able to do without detection in the final season, I kinda did think I could get away with this~”
“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!”
That was when Discord froze up in terror, and he glanced back at Twilight to see the unbelievably furious glare that intensified across her face. His eyes widened fearfully, and he shivered before saying, “Uhhhh… Heh heh heh… I honestly didn’t think you would hear that statement...”
The town may have able to be cleaned, and the citizens of Ponyville may have even been able to get their memories erased for the sake of avoiding any sex-induced PTSD. But for the pervy draconequus in Twilight’s vengeful grip, all he could do was hope that this incident could help ponies forget about that stupid newspaper headline.
The End
