CL4P-TP & HJ's misadvantures

by Oaoadil

Chapter 1

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Planet Pandora

After defeating Calypso twins the Vault Hunters and their allies were celebrating victory in the bar. There were all Vault Hunters from 1, 2, and 3 parts. Of course, they kept the minute of silence to honor their dead friends: Maya, Lilith, and Roland. Soon Claptrap began talking about some stuff and Sir Hammerlock instantly covered his ears.

"Ugh, please can someone shut him up?" he asked.

"With pleasure," said Mordecai grabbing his rifle.

"Hey, don't kill him. We will need him later," said Gaige. Suddenly the door opened and Amara entered the room.

"What are you guys talking about?"

"We are just thinking about sending this stupid robot to another planet," said Hammerlock. Meanwhile, Claptrap was talking about his previous adventures in FL4K. Amara drank the glass of alcohol and suddenly she came up with an idea:

"You know, recently I learned the teleportation trick, so who wants to watch?" she asked.

"I want and Claptrap wants to be your assistant," said Hammerlock.

"Oh what? Did someone call me?"

"Yeah, Amara needs your help in her trick."

"Oh alright, I'll help to my minion," said Claptrap with enthusiasm. Soon Amara concentrated her power and created a mini-portal.

"Oh, but what I need to dooAAAAGHH," the portal sucked the robot and closed. All room was silent.

"Hmm, at least we can finally enjoy the silence," said Axton.

"I can't disagree. Hehe," said Sir Hammerlock drinking his beer.

In another dimension

After the events of "MLP: FiM" Sunset Shimmer was sitting at her desk and doing her classwork. Still, the entire school was looking at her like a demon and bully. There were only 6 people with whom she was in a good relationship. When Twilight returned to her dimension, another Twilight showed up, but she was from this dimension. She was observing these events and Sunset explained her everything. Sci-Twi wanted to know about the new world, but the portal was closed.

"So when the portal will open?"

"To be honest, I don't know, but-" Suddenly Pinkie Pie began twitching.

"Pinkie, what happened?"

"Something big will happen." With those words, the storm began. Everyone ran to school to hide from the rain.

Hell

Screams, the smell of fire and blood, demons. Yeah, that's hell. The portal opened and the demon came out of it. Another demon approached him and asked:

"So, how did it go?"

"Terrible, these stupid girls hit me with their friendship beam into me. Ugh, I need some rest." Meanwhile, the unknown figure watched them and saw a portal. The figure quickly approached it, not making any noise. Soon he entered the portal and it closed.

"Um, did you hear something?"

"No, only screams."

In another universe

In the dark alley, the portal opened and the tall man came out of it. He fell to his knees and breathed heavily.

"Finally, finally. I am back! Now, I'll take revenge on these Vault hunters. Bandits. They will pay for everything. For Angel. For my daughter. Because I AM BACK! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" shouted the man into the sky.

Meanwhile

Another portal opened in the sky and a screaming robot fell to the ground. Soon the portal closed and robot moaned:

"Ugh, just wait when I come back, I will complain to my bodyguards and they will put you in the dungeon. What the? What the hell am I talking about? Hmm, I still have memories of Tiny Tina's game. Anyway, where the hell am I?" The robot looked at his surroundings and saw that he was in the city with colorful buildings.

"They are more colorful than any building on Pandora." Soon the rain began and the robot entered the random building. When he closed the door he saw his archenemy. Stairs.

"Aaagh, stairs. So we met again." Suddenly the robot saw a lift and decided to use it, but there was one problem. He could not reach the button.

"Aaagh, for fuck sake. Who the hell put this button so high? Ugh, I should wait for someone who will help me." With those words, Claptrap approached the corner and turned on the sleep mode.

Meanwhile, Sunset was walking to her apartment and thinking about the next day. Everyone seems to hate her, but she used to it. Suddenly she heard a laugh. She turned and saw a man. He was wearing sneakers, blue jeans, a yellow T-shirt, vest and cloak. What really caught Sunset's attention was his mask. Sunset approached him and asked:

"Excuse me, sir, are you alright?" The man turned to her and said:

"I feel alive! Hehe, on which planet am I?"

"Earth." That surprised man.

"Hmm, Earth. The motherland of humans. In my world it was destroyed by the sun." thought the man.

"Alright, sorry for bothering you, but can I wait in your house until the rain stop?" Sunset began thinking: this man was very strange and asked her about the planet. However, she remembered her defeat, so she thought nothing worse could happen.

"Fine, follow me." With those words, they headed to the apartment. When they entered the building they saw a strange box in the corner. Suddenly it transformed into a robot and said:

"Hi there, can you-" Robot looked at the man, while he stared at the robot.

"Agh, you!" both shouted in unison. Then the robot charged at the man and tackled him to the ground. Man hit robot in the took off the robot from him. Suddenly Sunset shouted:

"Stop!" Both of them stared at her.

"Can you explain to me what the hell is going on here?"

"This man is a tyrant! You must kill him right now!"

"Shut up! Just call the lift and we will explain to you everything, OK?" Sunset nodded and pressed the button. After a few seconds, the doors opened and the trio entered the cabin. Then after realization Sunset said:

"BTW, we didn't even introduce ourselves." Everyone looked at her. Then the robot said:

"I am CL4P-TP or you can call me Claptrap."

"My name is Sunset shimmer." The man chuckled to himself.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"What's your name?"

"Call me Jack. Handsome Jack."

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