Rickity displaced

by shadow rider

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, Porn, Princess Cadance, Fetish, Science Fiction, Suicide / Self Harm, Crossover, Sex, Rick and Morty, Crystal Ponies, Star Wars, Gore, Violence, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Death, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6
Length: 1451

A guy go's to a conventon as rick from rick and morty

A guy go's to a conventon as rick from rick and morty. The only thing he was missing was the portal gun. He finally found someone selling it the person was dressed as the merchant from RE4.

Published 2020-05-26 20:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-05-30 00:43:02 UTC

What happend?

My name is Alexander Wood but most call me Aleck. Now my hobbies include experimenting, inventing, and politics. In my free time I watch rick and morty, GATE, Overlord, star wars, and my little pony.

Now whale I'm not a huge fan of the last one I still watch it and keep up to date on it.

One day I went to a convention dressed as rick from rick and morty I even came up with a my own back story I'll tell you later for now lets focus on the present.

I get out of my car witch is a mustang and head into the convention, I go browsing for a bit and finally found what I want a portal gun but not a regular plastic portal gun a black reinforced steel portal gun.

The guy that was selling it was dressed as the resident evil 4 merchant I walk up and asked how much for it.

"60$ bucks but sense I like your straight forward ness I'll give it to you for 40 bucks along with a DC-15S Blaster Carbine" he offerd.

I accept and buy them I walk back to my car and got in to go get something to eat when I blacked out.

*cut to guy typeing on computer*
*guy spins around*
Hi there shadow1rider speaking!

Hello my fanz and haters my name is shadow rider the assistant of the shadowflameking who is my ruler I will need your undivided attention.

What I'm doing is a completely one of a kind story there is no other story (for now) like mine the day and Year of this story first being crafted is 4/19/2020.

What I want to talk about is my ideas for the story such as star wars remember that since this is a rick displaced he can now hop dimensions.

So my frist question is witch side should he take the Confederacy of Independent Systems or The Galactic Republic?

Also what kind of army should he have remember he has access to the multivers. Now I will need your input about what other places he should go like what series he should go to like transformers prime, transformers, or transformers war for cybertron.

Also be sure to add what time he arrives. Now back to your regular scheduled program.

*the scene changes to a snowy landscape*
No pov

We find ourselves out in a snowy landscape a winter dessert where only ice and snow exists when suddenly a green portal opens up and spits out a red mustang with black strips.

*first parson POV*

I awake with a headache and a sore back. When I open my eyes I find my self in a icy tundra.

I can see a city about 12 miles away. I start my car after taking deep breaths.

I then drive slowly to the city but when I enter it seems abandoned when i spot a group of solders harassing a- my jaw drops.

It was a anthro pony! I grab my DC-15S blaster and shout "hay! Step away from the mare!" I shouted holding up my blaster setting it to kill.

Thay turn in my direction and snort "what are you going to do about it we are his majesty's king sombras solders what are you going to do to us?" Shouted one of them who seamed to be the captain.

I respond by pulling the trigger the sound scared them but the shot hit the captain in the head killing him instantly.

They stare dumbfounded I let loose a barrage of bolts not giving them time to recover. Thay fall down dead leaving me and the mare.

When i get a good look at her she looks dehydrated. I take out a water bottle and give it to her "here dink this you seem thirsty" I say offering the water bottle. She took it into her hoof and began to drink.

Whale she drank I took in her looks she has a alabaster coat and almond mane she also has purple eyes. She finished the bottle hand handed it back to me. "T-thank you. who are you?" She asked.

I hesitated what should I be called I mean I'm in a different world now. So what should i be called? Wait that's it! "To friends I'm known as aleck but to strangers I'm known as rick." I tell her smiling.

I mean its true ever since I arrived I had knowledge that wasn't my own. I could come up with dozen's of formulas that could fix a lot of things.

I shake it off for later and focus on the mare in front of me "so what's your name?" I ask her softly.

She spoke in a quiet voice "Golden wheat" she says ducking her head down I nod.

"ok golden wheat do you know where I can find this king sombra?" I ask she nods and points a hoof towards the giant crystal castle I smile brightly and pet her "thank you I'll be sure to come back." I say.

I hop back into my car and drive to the castle. When I arrive there are two black crystal golem's I grab a rick weapon from inside my lab coat. The weapon I pull out is a eco gun in layman's it produces sound waves that shatter crystals. (I'll explain where everything comes from later)

I fire it and shatter the golem's I walk up the stairs and kick the doors open.

When they opened they revel a long hallway with doors to the left and right but at the end of it and in the center of the castle by my calculations is the Thorne room with a pare of crystal double doors guarded by 4 dozen crystal golem's.

I spot a weapon display case to my right and grab a Sword that looks like its made out of shadows and charge at them and they at me. When we meet the first one swing's its clubbed arm at me I slice its arm off and then cut off its head.

'One down 47 more to go' I thought. 10 more come at me but I let loose a wave of shadow slicing through all ten of them.

'10 more down 37 more to go' I thought 'but this is taking too long I need to kill them quickly' I take out a small ball and throw it at them they gather around it curiously when it went off destroying 30 of them and damaging 4 of them.

'A echo Granada it produces high frequency noise that shatters all crystals that are not attached to it' I thought and with a burst of speed i slice through the 4 damaged golem's with ease.

I then block an attack from one of the 3 remaining golem's I pushed back and jump up on it and stab my sword into it kill it.

The last two attack together but I jump over them and sliced both of there head's clean off. With the small platoon of golem's taken care of I kick the large pare of double doors open revealing a black coated unicorn with a red horn.

"So you must be this king sombra I've been hearing about I'm not impressed" I say angering him.

"Who are you and how did you get passed my crystal golem's!?" He roared shadow's coming out of his eyes and mouth.

"I shattered them" I say with a simple shrug, he growls and lit his horn.

I get into a combat stance when I see a mare that looks like sombra chained to the throne. I lung at him an slice thro the spell he casted at me but he erected a wall of dark crystals I blast it with the eco gun and block a sword made from the dark crystals. I swing in a arc and clip his shoulder I swipe at his legs and cut off his left front leg i then swing at his horn and shatter it.

The result was a shock wave erupted from his body and all the dark crystals around the throne room disappear into thin air, I run over and check on the mare sombra and find she's passed out.

first I make a steel cell and removed all weapons from his body i then focus my attention on the dark mare.

I pick her up bridal style and walk up the near by stairs and set her down in a bed I sit in a chair and take a nap being worn out from the fighting Zzzzzzz.

Author's Note

Pls send ideas for rickity displaced.