A Thought

by arandomboi12

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Other, Romance, Fluttershy, Adventure, Undertale, Sex, Profanity, Gore, Violence, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 2541

A young adult gets some cool new powers... and his appearance change drastically.

a young adult passes out with a sudden pain, only to find himself in equestria along with the powers of Seraphim Sans.

Published 2020-04-21 02:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2020-05-23 17:54:58 UTC

Where am I?

A figure with an… odd appearance sat in the middle of wrecked trees, logs, burnt grass, and a certain assortment of other things. It was a male and his name was Clyde. He possessed a Gaster Blaster, which is missing its bottom jaw, that is shown to be constantly floating above him, with a crimson-red iris which is swirling around in one of its sockets. He also possesses a multi-colored sweatshirt scarf that has a furred hood. has three mandibles with no purpose whatsoever that ran up to his neck. He also possesses three sets of wings. The bottom pair are those of the "Grim Reaper'", though the bottom pair's phalanges are colored an orchid-purple and possess an eye on the crest of each wing. The pair in the center are those of a "daemon's" (or a bat's), each of their forearms are colored a cerulean-blue and each of their wing-membrane a chartreuse-green. Again, they possess an eye on the crest of each wing. The topmost pair are bird wings, that are red and orange with two eyes. Clyde wears dark shorts with light blue stripes. His teeth are very sharp and look like knives, and he has a long tail that ends with a giant bone scythe. His arms are black, with a heart-shaped hole in them. He shook his head and looked at his hands.

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BODY?! DO I STILL HAVE-” He checks in his pants and is impressed by what he sees “Ay that's even better.” He gives a smirk and then his thoughts are snapped by voices and footsteps? Well.. kinda.

“I heard a weird voice from over there Twilight.” A timid, but loud enough to hear voice came from behind him.

“Whoever caused all that smoke is gonna get it!” Another voice said, scratchy, but feminie.

“Rainbow, calm down. Even though this is kinda weird and scary, we still gotta see what that was.” Another female voice said even closer until they all gasped. Clyde turned around.

“Umm… hello. I’m Seraphim.” He went by the name of the character his appearance was based on.

"What are you?!" A Rainbowed mane Pegasus said as she went up to him.

"Ah straight to the point I see… well I gotta tell you something," he looked down at her and also the eye on the gaster blaster looked at her, along with the eyes on the wings too "you cannot hurt me. No matter how much you try, I would not get hurt." His voice said with an echo. She stepped back from him.

"Mr. Seraphim? I'm Twilight Sparkle. Sorry for my friend's behavior, she is just… jumpy. Not to be rude but what are you?" He chuckled.

"Well I'm a human. Scientific name is homosapien. But I'm a human with the power of seven human SOULs. Don't worry though, I did not kill anyone. I just simply woke up like this." He said as the Rainbow Dash lept at him, only for the jawless gaster blaster got in front of him and blocked the attack.

"Kid, I know my appearance is scary and intimidating so how about you cut me some slack." He said as he picked her up with one finger. He was getting annoyed.

"Stop please. I'm just a guy who likes to be friendly, lazy, and making bad jokes. My attacks… not so friendly." His eyes looked at her with sadness. She got off of him and looked away from him.

"Look uhh… I'm sorry." She said as his eyes lit up.

"Don't be. If it was my opinion, I would've said you were WINGING it." His wings flapped a bit as Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy started to laugh. Twilight groaned as he then kneeled down.

"I'm guessing you want to talk about me somewhere else." He said as she nodded. He then pictured Twilight's house in his head as he then picked all of the three up. How did he know what her house looked like? The show.

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Rainbow screamed as he gave a sly smirk.

"Shortcut time!" He teleported to her house as all of the three looked shocked.

"Let me go!" Rainbow screamed but felt her hooves touch the ground.

"How did you-"

"Teleported. I read your mind.” He lied as Twilight punched his thigh. He chuckled as he then heard a gasp.

"Woah! who are you?" A purple reptile that Clyde identified as Spike.

"Uhh… Seraphim." Clyde said while Spike looked him over.

"You look so cool! Can I touch your tail?" Twilight then stepped in.

"Spike stop! You might get hur-"

"Sure kid, knock yourself out." Spike touched his tail, which it twitches on contact. He then somehow made Clyde a little uncomfortable.

"Hey kiddo, I know you are extremely excited but having new appendages is really weird to me."

"Umm… Mr. Seraphim might I ask you something a little personal? How did you turn into this form." Fluttershy said as he kneeled down to her level, and put his hand on her shoulder.

"Mistakes were made." He said in her mind as she gulped.

"W-What?"

"Forget I said anything." He said.

A little bit later, he met the rest of the mane six. Rarity looked interested on his three sets of wings, Applejack was suspicious of the 16'8 tall new creature she had just met, and Pinkie asked too many questions.

Over a span of a month, nothing happened. Mostly, he lived with Fluttershy and helped her with animals. Applejack was still fearful of Clyde, which he could understand. Rainbow took time of getting attached to him but they became friends. She even taught him how to fly! Although difficult, it wasn't impossible. He met Celestia and Luna. Luna and Clyde made terrible puns which Celestia despised. Although despite everything, he was… happy. Even though his past was not so cheerful… this is the peaceful life he was wishing for.

… Until the wedding invitation. That's when stuff got really interesting! Well until next time!

Wedding Chaos Pt. 1

Clyde is just walking along the streets of ponyville, minding his business and mostly trying to figure out his powers.

Not mere moments ago, he was just sitting down on a park bench when all of a sudden, a grey mare was being assaulted by a couple of stallions. Having some sort of justice, his eyes glowed and he raised his hand into the air. A gun appeared in his hand. The shape of the gun is like the Empty Gun in Undertale. However, the difference between that is that it has bullets. He then pulled the trigger letting off a warning shot. The stallions and the mare stopped what they were doing to look at him.

“That was a warning, shitbirds. Now leave that mare alone or your gonna wish you did.” They ran away in fear as he then approached the mare. She was shaken up badly. She told him her name was Derpy and they were harassing her because of her eyes. He then told her to ignore them and if they were to do that again, hit them where it hurts.

Then it hit him. He felt some sort of justice bottle up in him. He then teleported to Twilight's house and she was all kinds of giddy. Twilight received a message from Celestia about a wedding with her brother, Shining Armor, and "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza".

"Clyde I assume you heard the news from the others?" She asked him sweating profusely.

"Huh? I just came here to tell you I just used magic." She gasped and grabbed a quill and a piece of paper.

"Hurry! I don't have all day!"

"Well jeez Twi. Anyways, some stallions were messing with a mare because of her eyes. I felt some sort of justice in me and did, well, this." He raised his hand in the air and summoned the empty gun. Twilight looked at the gun and observed it.

"What is this?" She asked while she poked at it.

"Well in my world, this is a gun, a weapon that shoots little things called bullets. Despite the size of the bullets, it could kill someone." She gasped.

"K-Kill?" Clyde nodded.

"Well if you mean wars, mugging, and just flat out murder, then yup. They do kill. But mostly people use it for protection or collecting old models of guns. This however, is all I can do at the moment. Anyways, what's rattling your bones" she sarcastically laughs.

"Haha very funny. Anyways, my brother is getting married and I don't know who is marrying him. Oh also they asked you to come as well but since your here, can you do me one favor?" She asked him.

"Sure what is it?" He scratched his feathered wing.

"Can you teleport to him to see who is marrying him?" She asked him.

"Sorry no. Now if I try to teleport somewhere that I haven't seen or been to, then I'll just be put in the void. Not something I want to happen. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go somewhere now. Ta ta!" He teleported as Twilight looked irritated.

"Hope he doesn't do something rash." She mumbles to herself.

Clyde was now standing in front of a very flustered Fluttershy while he held out his feather.

“W-Why are you giving me this?” She asked him as he shrugged.

“Why not. This symbolizes my trust in you. And I… usually don’t do this.” he said as she took the feather. His eyes were green instead of their usual color. She then smiled at him.

“Thank you.” she said as Clyde just shrugged and bid his farewell.

“Does he like me more as a friend?”

The Mane 6 were tasked with things like decorations, party planning, birds singing, a Sonic Rainboom, fashion, planning, and catering.

Clyde was tasked with meeting with Shining Armor for some reason… but being infatuated with his new magic he learned, he started to practice gunslinging. Hell, he kinda knew what he was doing due to him growing up while watching old cowboy movies. Rainbow then flew down to him.

“Sup Rainbow, howzit goin?”

"We have a wedding to get to in Canterlot! Grab your clothes, and we'll leave in a jiffy!" She said. He nods and goes to pack up a shirt he made and a few bits. A few hours later, he was on the train and he was getting looks from every passenger. He just sat there in silence.

“Sooo… I can use magic.” the mane six except Twilight looked at him in disbelief.

“Since when?!” He gives a shit eating grin.

“Since today.” he said and then laughed. In fact, his jawless gaster blaster was in sync with his laughing. Then, he noticed there was a pink forcefield around Canterlot.

"Is that a force field?" He said, pointing out the window.

A pink force field was around Canterlot.

"Huh. Wonder why that's there." Pinkie Pie said.

"Protection… huh. I wonder why does Canterlot needs a condom." Rainbow bursts out laughing as Rarity scoffs. When they arrived in Canterlot, many guards were at Canterlot station.

"What's with the guards?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I'm sure they're just taking extra precautions. A royal wedding should be kept away from the strangest ponies." Rarity said.

Pinkie Pie sneezed confetti.

"Well, let's get going! We have work to do!" Rarity said, trotting away with the Mane 6.

"And YOU have a big brother to go congratulate." Applejack said to Twilight.

"Yeah, congratulate. And give him a piece of my mind." Twilight said, which left the others confused.

“Right behind you.” He followed her.

Twilight was walking towards her brother, talking to herself. Gohan followed.

Her brother, Shining Armor, was commanding the guards to perform their duties.

"I've got something to say to you, mister!" Twilight called.

As soon as they heard Twilight, they were ready to defend.

"Twily!" Shining Armor said, taking off his helmet and running down to greet Twilight and Clyde.

"I've missed you kid! How was the train ride? I-" Shining Armor said, before he realized Twilight was staring daggers into him.

"How dare you not tell me in person that you were getting married!? I'm your sister for pony's sake!" Twilight said.

“Ooo someone’s in trouble…” Clyde said

"It's not my fault! Princess Celestia has requested a major increase in security. Didn't you see all the guards at the train station?" Shining Armor asked.

"Yeah, there's a big wedding coming up! Maybe you HEARD about it!" Twilight said as she walked away and stopped at a puddle.

Clyde smiled awkwardly at Twilight.

"It has nothing to do with the wedding. A threat has been made against Canterlot. We don't know who's responsible for it, but Princess Celestia has requested that I provide additional protection." Shining Armor said, walking to his little sister.

Shining Armor raised her head with a hoof.

"This, you need to see." He said.

Shining Armor proceeded to shoot an extra force field from his horn, but it took a lot out of him, and it gave him a headache. Clyde sensed strong, but weak magic.

"The burden of keeping Canterlot safe rests squarely on my shoulders. The task at hand has been my top priority." Shining Armor said.

“...I’m not helping you with the shield Shining.” Clyde said beforehand.

They all stopped on a small bridge above ground.

"Okay, I get it. You have to protect Canterlot with a huge force field that only you can conjure up. But still! How could you not tell me that you were getting married? Am I not that important to you anymore?" Twilight asked, sadness evident.

"Hey. You're my little sister. Of course you're important to me. But I'd understand if you didn't want to be my best mare now." Shining Armor said.

Then she perked up.

"You want me to be your best mare?" Twilight asked excitedly.

"Well, yeah!" Shining Armor said.

"I'd be honored!" Twilight said as they hugged.

"But I'm still ticked that you're marrying somepony I don't even know! Who even is 'Princess Mi Amore Cadenza'?" Twilight said.

"Twily, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza is Cadence. Your old foalsitter!" Shining Armor said.

"Cadence? You mean the best foalsitter in the history of foalsitters!?" Twilight asked. Clyde frankly wasn’t surprised.

"You tell me, she was your foalsitter." Shining Armor said. Clyde knew cliches in anime and gave him the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face.

“What?” Shining armor asked as Clyde looked away.

“Nothing!” He shouted as Twilight told Clyde about Cadence which he had no problem with. He just used his eyes on his wings to look around.

"You're marrying Cadence!" Twilight sang as she hopped around.

Then, Cadence appeared.

"I hope I'm not interrupting anything important?" Cadence said. Suddenly, like on cue, Clyde felt serious magic in her.

‘Something tells me this wedding is gonna go not as planned.’

Author's Note

an equally overpowered villain in equestria opens a portal to the human world, absorb seven or eight souls, and try to kill or capture Clyde. THAT is what i'm planning.

(also the character tags show who is gonna do that.)