Made With Nuclear Love

When your starting a business its a bad idea to start during a pandemic, especially when all the smart people stay inside or go to places they already know of.

Hello I'm the owner of The Nuclear Diner, my name is J last name doesn't matter. Well I'm just sitting down in my diner playing Fallout NV modded from original pip-boy to the Pip-Boy 2500A and it looks fookin cool, like I want it in real life type cool.

I'm getting distracted, the diner was your standard diner you would find in the 1940's, the tables have touch pads that activate when ever a nuka-cola cap the size of a coffee coaster, a 1.1 replica of the Liberty Primes head behind the hanging on the wall in between the menu,
that welcomes anyone who come in when turned on, there is a radio under the counter that plays fallout 3, NV, and 4 music and a button near the radio that play sound bits from music or memes when costumers are being rude to tell them to leave or shut up.

I know it would be a bad idea for that if you want to keep costumers but its funny as hell so I added it just for when friends are over or I get to that point where I or my employees don't want to say anymore to them.

There is a RobCo robot workshop on the right of the jukebox that has a mister handy behind glass and a workshop on the left with a mini nuke launcher bolted down on it with one mini nuke loaded and 3 next to it. on the left of the workshop there is a X-01 power armor holding Atom’s Judgement. now the one thing I pride myself on getting to add to this diner is a Cryolater that makings ice cream and helps makes drinks cold.

Now I was just playing fallout New Vegas on one of the TV in the corner so people can watch the news or for when kids want to game, but as I was finishing up a modded game, the bell on the door rings as the liberty primes head says in his booming voice "Welcome to the Nuclear diner, where everything is made with Nuclear love." as I was not prepared for it to speak it made me jump and almost drop my controller.

"Hello and welcome, how can I help you" I say as I see a cosplaying as the the resident evil merchant and I think I saw a shotgun under his coat when he look around.
Oh right I forgot to say I'm wearing a vault 21 jumpsuit without a pip-boy and a gun belt that has a prop off kellogg's gun with the scope that can only shoot bbs.

"Hello vault dweller." he says sounding like the actual merchant from the game. he walk around and sat down at a table as the table tablet lights up and chooses wanders meal of a nuclear burger, which is 2x's bigger the a normal burger you would get at a fast food place, cheese wedges, and a nuka-cola.

2 minutes later I brought the food out and put it in front of him taking the bottle cap. "I hope your enjoy your food." He thanks me and I go to clean the stove top, as I look through the server window I see he is already finished even though it hasn't even been a minute sense I left.

As I walk back out the the bill I feel a chill run down my spine making me shiver but walk it off, as I come up to the table I see the plate is clean like there wasn't any food there to began with and that should have been a huge red flag but I ignored it because this is the first costumer to come in sense this place opened. "Did you enjoy your food." I say as I pick up the plate and as I look in his direction I just see a empty seat with a pip-boy 2500A on the table and a note that says. 'Thank you for the meal it was delicious but I have to run please take this as compensation.'

As I examine the pip-boy closer I see that its the arm mounted 2500A that seems to be able to detach and reattach, and as I look close to the arm mount I see that it is made out of leather that looks expensive. 'How the fuck can someone just give this way for just eating this looks like a very fucking expensive prop.' I think as I go to put it on cuss why not its a fucking realistic looking pip-boy that better then the plastic ones they give you. As I put it on I feel a burning sensation under leather that is bearable until it gets hotter I fall down to my knees holding onto the table as the pain gets unbearable, as I start to black out from the pain a hear loud thunder and lighting strike right in front of the door as I pass out.

and then there was pain

"HOLY FUCKING HELL FIRE." Is all I could say as I woke up, there was just pain, it was like getting kicked in the head when someone was trying to kick a american football with all there might but my dumb ass decided I want to replace my head for the ball. I try and succeed in getting behind the counter as my headache as getting bearable till I heard the bell and the booming voice of liberty prime say.

"welcome to the nuclear diner, where everything is made with nuclear love."

The pain it just sky rocketed, I tried looking like it wasn't hurting but it was hard. "welcome how can I help you." I say in a strained voice, as I see blurry images of cold white and it seems a very tall person who is, as I can see white as a black dudes teeth at night, did I forget to say i'm a black white mix, back to the people I can barely see. As I my vision and my hearing starts coming back I see a spear near my face and hear someone yelling, which on reflex makes me scrunch my face up.

"Can you please lower your voice I have a massive headache and please get your toys out my face." I see something glowing on the tall white one and suddenly I could see and my eyes where probably as big as the pony that was waving a spear in my face and now i'm panicking so I did what anyone who's not good with spears in there face I ducked behind the counter.

I calmed myself down and came up from under the counter and was met with short anthro ponies in armor and one normal size pony who was white as fuck wearing a elegant dress and had a tiara on the top of her had. "Sorry for that." I clear my throat. " welcome to the Nuclear Diner, where everything is made with nuclear love, can I take your order." I say with a closed mouth smile.