
Heck No, We Won't Glow!
In the distant future, there is only... Friendship.
Two-thousand years after the reign of Princess Twilight (& company), pony civilization looks different, but very much the same. Villains are dealt with directly now, long before they have a chance to grow into actual problems. And everypony has access to easy education, from the privacy of their home virtual education console.
Join us for a little history lesson, won't you?
Content Warning: sci-fi parody, 'modest proposal' vibes, child abuse, kinda gross
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- with apologies to k.v. jr 2020-04-22 09:23:19 UTC1657