Letters to mom

Dear Dashie-poo,

I’m glad you’re not going to hurt yourself by pursuing him. You’ve been hurt far too many times and it breaks my heart. I’m sure he’s a fine, well, you never said what he was, but that doesn’t matter.

Did you ask him what happened? Did he have an accident of some kind? Still, it sounds like the poor dear has some bad injuries.

And don’t forget, you always have been and always will be my beautiful little filly.

Signed,

Your mother