Aaron Chan

by RainDevour

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Tragedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Romance
Length: 387

WTF DID I JUST WRITE

Yeah, bored.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-22 19:23:59 UTC

THE FUCK IS DIS SHIT

It was a lovely day for Equestria, particularly for this one faggot named Aaron. Aaron wasn't your ordinary fag. He wasn't necessarily homosexual, in fact he loved girls, he dreamed of having sex with Lexus and Stephanie Land. But one day, THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED, wait wtf, wrong story.

Aaron and Applebloom were both hidden in the barn, the barn was relatively warm with hay lying around everywhere.

The animals were all outside enjoying the fresh sun. Meanwhile, Aaron and Applebloom had other plans.

"Should we do it?" Applebloom asked cautiously, hoping not to get caught.

Aaron, being the nonchalant and 1,700 Elo in sex replied "HELL YEAH NIGGA U KNOW HOW I DO".

"Ahright then, but can we do it quick? I rather not have Applejack see us together like this," Applebloom asked, still unsure.

"Don't worry, I'VE GOT CHU", Aaron reassured, with confidence.

It started with a passionate kiss, Aaron placed his hand on Applebloom's flank. Applebloom elicited a moan and said lustfully "Ah, didn't know you wanted that slice of apple pie," as she slowly laid hoof to Aaron co- yeah you know how the story goes.

After a few minutes, Applejack opened the door to find a human, making out with her little sister.

"HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME APPLEBLOOM!" Applejack accused.

"No! Ah, uh, I was just massaging his lips! With...my uh lips," Applebloom explained.

"No, ah don't want to hear it from you, young lady! Now you go to your room while I deal with this feller," Applejack ordered.

Applebloom slowly got off Aaron, and slowly walked out the barn with tears in her eyes.

Aaron didn't know what kind of beating he was going to get. Applejack turned to close the barn door, and turned with a seductive gaze.

"Ain't nobody, gonna get a piece of apple pie without any whip cream" Applejack purred.

Aaron just ran for his virginity, he ran upstairs in the barn and spotted a window, he opened it quickly and tried to jump out. Unfortunately, the other half of his body wouldn't fit through.

"FUCK, GOD DAMN IT WHY DID I EAT THOSE OREOS," Aaron swore.

Applejack slowly walked upstairs and spotted a beautiful sight.

"Well well well, what ah little surprise we have here," Applejack cooed.

*Gulp*