Fairs and also a Draconequus
The group was playing Uno, and Bonnie was about to win. Everyone could tell that on his next move, he would be able to get rid of the final card he had in his hand, mostly because he has the absolute worst pokerface you've ever seen.
"Guess what, Bonnie?" Ryan smiled as he glanced back at his cards.
"Mhmhmhmhm, wut?"
"Plus 4, AND I choose green." Ryan threw the fear-inducing card on top of the pile.
"You little..." Bonnie muttered under his breath as he reluctantly took 4 cards. "D- ARE YOU KIDDING ME, NONE OF THESE ARE GREEN" He complained. Ryan giggled maniacally.
"My turn!" Chica exclaimed. "Skip you, Foxy."
"Nuh uh! Reverse!" Foxy held up a reverse card and practically shoved it in Chica's face.
"Reverse AND skip!" She held up the two cards.
"Blocked! Draw 2!"
"DAMMIT!" Chica banged her fist on the ground. "Ow." She drew two cards, and glared at Foxy.
"Hey Ryan." Foxy smirked.
"What?"
"Reverse, Reverse, Skip, Reverse, Plus 2, Wild, Plus 4, Uno, and Skip." Within those 5 seconds, Foxy had gotten rid of all his cards.
"Wh- How is that fair?" Ryan threw the rest of his cards on the pile, and crossed his arms.
"It's fair because it's not." Foxy pulled a pair of sunglasses out of his pocket, and put them on. Bonnie put his cards down, and Chica grabbed all the cards and started to shuffle them again. Then there was a knock on the door. Nurse Redheart appeared in the doorway.
"Good news! The surgery was successful, and Mr. Fazbear is okay."
"Yay! Can I see him?" Ryan shot up off the ground, ready to run all the way down the hall to wherever his dad was.
"Not quite yet. He's still knocked out from all the sedatives, and we want to make sure that he'll stay in a stable condition. Meanwhile, a certain party pony would like to see you." She stepped aside to reveal a pink mare with a floofy mane.
"Hey, Ryan! It's so nice to meet you! I'm Pinkie Pie, but you can just call me Pinkie! And I'm here to throw a party just for you! I heard you were feeling a little down, so it's my job as the head of the Ponyville Welcoming Committee to make you feel happy and smile!"
"Really? I love parties!" Ryan already had a huge grin on his face, and was even more energized by Pinkie.
"Yeppers! That's the spirit! We're going on a tour of Ponyville! Follow me!"
"Yay!" Ryan ran up to Pinkie, who was now bouncing up and down. They left the room, leaving Nurse Redheart, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy.
"Yaay..." Nurse Redheart said without any enthusiasm. She turned to the three anthropomorphic animals, and sighed. "Do you want the good news or the bad news?"
The three looked at eachother, and silently agreed that Bonnie was to handle any situation, as he was technically the First Mate.
"Bad news first, I s'pose."
"We were unable to save Mr. Fazbear's right lung, as there was too much damage to it. We had to remove it so that it wouldn't cause any infections. The good news, however, is that he can live with one lung, it would just be slightly difficult for him to catch his breath. He'll have to stay in the hospital for a good week, and weekly checkups afterwards, as to be sure that everything is healing correctly."
"Oof, um... He'll be able to, like, fight with us, still?" Bonnie started running one of his ears through his hand, something he did when he was worried.
"Should be. One thing you should note though..." The conversation between Bonnie and Nurse Redheart continued for a while, so Chica and Foxy were having their own conversation.
"Are ye seriously just gonna let Ryan run off with a piece of living cotton candy? We don't even know where they're going. If anything happens to Ryan, Freddy's gonna wreck our asses and hang our heads on the wall." Foxy had a small amount of panic in his voice.
"Um... Yeah, fair point. We should go." Chica motioned for Foxy to come with her, and waved goodbye to Bonnie.
"Don't waste your time, Fatty Fatbear! Don't waste it because i̴͙̳͖̒ṫ̷̼͍̂̆ ̵̦̬̙̝͘ḧ̷͉͚̺́̑́͜ã̴͚s̴̹̻̞̺͌͊ ̵̧̞͍̿̋̐a̶̧̺̓̎̎l̸͕̪̝̾͒͂͜r̷̮̲͈̓͌ë̸̬͑̋á̸͉͇d̸̜̩̎̈̔y̷͚͙̠̯̾̓ ̴̧͉͍͐̂́̕r̸̘̍̾̋a̶̳̱̿͘n̷̖͛ ̶̙̜͓͉͊o̸̢͚̙͛͒͌ư̷̺͎͆t̴̨͑̈́ͅ. Y̵̦͋̃̂̀o̶̖̯̗̅ͅu̴͕͑͒̆'̵̞̖̹̀̾͛̓ŗ̸͓͔̼̋e̷̡͓͓̟̾̀̈ ̶̝̋t̷͖̩̫͂́̋͐o̸̥̲̒o̷̫̠̩͂̀͜ ̴͓̟̱̊͐̕͠l̷̳̈́͌͝a̸̩͍̻̿ṫ̸̡̰̝̱̕ë̵̛͉͇́̃̋" LOLZHAX was standing over Ryan's dead body.
"No... No... Ryan!" Freddy was screaming, but no words could come out of his mouth. "RYAN! NO! RYAN!"
LOLZHAX giggled maniacally. "Ẁ̷̞̖h̵̙͛ȧ̵͚̊ṭ̴̖̌͠ ̶̳̐ŵ̵̘͠õ̴̪̺ṳ̸̑l̷̖͖̽͝d̸͙͋͐ ̵̱͋̽ͅs̸͓͗ḩ̴̺͂e̷̞͚̐ ̶͚͖̈́͝s̸͉̓a̴͙̐̅y̷̭̌̕?̶̥̃̈́ Y̶̘̐o̵̝̎ù̵͙ ̵̯͌b̸̘̔r̵̖̀ỏ̴̲k̷̨͛e̵̮͊ ̸̭̇y̵͙̾o̷̤͠ú̶͉r̴̺̔ ̵͛͜p̷̛̞r̸̝̅ỏ̵͎m̵̻͗i̴̙͛s̷̥̎ȩ̵̓,̸̘̀ ̷̣͠F̴͓̂ǎ̴̭z̸̊ͅb̷̨̌e̶̝͝a̴̦̅r̸̳̈.̶̯̑.̷͈̎"
Freddy couldn't move. LOLZHAX's form melted into a more familiar one. A Kodiak bear with luxurious hair and its eyes closed. He remembered those eyes once being calm and brown. When they opened, they now burned with a fury that had no words. A sickly sweet voice came out of its mouth, a voice that Freddy hadn't heard in 8 years."You promised me, honeybuns." Honeybuns. A nickname he hadn't heard in years. "You promised that you wouldn't let anything happen to him. I thought you loved him."
"I do love him! He's my son!"
"Then why'd you let him die?" The bear approached him, carrying Ryan in her arms. She nuzzled him. "I'm sorry, my sweet baby. I wish I'd been there."
"I'm sorry, Charlie, I-I didn't mean-"
"You let this happen." Charlie's face contorted as she grew more angry. "YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!" Her once sweet voice had decayed into a voice of torture, the cries that only a mother could emit rang out through the air, stabbing into Freddy's soul at the speed of sound. She lunged at Freddy, and everything went black.
Freddy's eyes shot open as he tried to sit up. "I'm sorry!" he screamed. Every breath felt empty, and his chest hurt. His throat was dry, as if he had been screaming for a long time. He looked around. Whitewashed walls, beeping machines, and plain covers. All too familiar to him. Despite that he traveled everywhere across the galaxy, every hospital looked more or less the same from the inside. He tried to lay back down, but the wound from the chair still stung. He looked down at his chest, and saw that only one side was inflating as he took a breath. Welp, no lung for me I guess... He put his hands on his thighs, and started patting them to the tune of one of his favorite songs, humming along as well.
"Bum Bana Bum Bana, Bununun dundundun" He took one of his hands off of his lap to sing part of the first lyric. "Hey!" A voice responded with "Hey!" Freddy looked around frantically "What?"
Something popped into the hospital room. It looked like a mix between every creature known to him, and a few more. It started speaking to him. It's voice was... Oddly sophisticated...
"Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've heard that song before... Come And Get Your Love, isn't it?" It leaned on the side of Freddy's hospital bed- or- beds.
"How many fucking drugs did they give me?" Freddy whispered to himself.
"Oh I assure you, I am very real. Discord, god of chaos. Nice to meet you." Discord put his lion-esqe hand out for Freddy to shake.
"Um... Freddy Fazbear, god of absolutely nothing." He hesitantly shook the hand of the draconequus. Discord summoned an easy chair for him to sit in, next to the hospital beds.
"I presume you are the father of that little cub that came in with you?" He asked, summoning a notepad and pencil.
"Um... Yeah... Ryan." He looked warily at Discord, and was a little concerned for his life. "Are you taking notes?"
"No." He flipped the notepad around to reveal that he had drawn an exceptionally good picture of the Mona Lisa. Only it was Discord's face instead of the actual woman's face. He threw the notepad behind him, and continued to lean on the bedframe. "I can see that you are probably going to be bored for the next few moments, as the nurses say that they can't let anyone in to see you yet, or whatever. So to pass the time, I brought you a slinky." A slinky came out of nowhere and bounced onto Freddy's lap. It was the kind of crappy kind, made of plastic instead of metal. It was orange, with the face of a jack-o'-lantern on it. "Sorry for the dated colors, I got it last Nightmare Night."
Freddy picked up the 'dated' slinky. "You mean Halloween? Also, why are you so interested in me all of a sudden?"
Discord looked a little taken aback at the comment. "Aww, can't I just say hi to a new friend?" He smiled with big puppy-dog eyes.
Freddy let out a singular laugh. "New friend? You look like the kind of villain that would be sitting in a big fancy swivel chair with a cat on his lap laughing like 'mwahahahaha!'"
"I did do that one time, I didn't particularly like the style though. So then I tried the 'monologuing type'," He noticed the concerned look on the bear's face, but didn't particularly care. "and I found that to be much more fitting." Freddy opened his mouth as if to speak, but Discord interrupted him. "Well, I must be going. I have a tea party scheduled in 5 minutes, and I mustn't be late!" He snapped his fingers, and was gone in a sparkle of light.
"Yo, what the hell?" Freddy said to himself. "That- That was a draconequus. Shit, I didn't know they actually existed." He looked back at the slinky in his hand. "Thanks for the slinky, I guess." He said out loud.
"Where are we going, Pinkie?" Ryan was walking next to the pink party mare, and he had a big grin on his face.
"To the Summer Fair! It starts at the beginning of every summer, and you guys just dropped in at the right time! It started yesterday!" She said with a smile.
"That sounds fun! I love fairs!"
"It is fun! It's probably the bestest-most funnest-coolest-party palooza ever!"
Ryan gasped. "Really?"
"Really! They have cotton candy, bouncy houses, carnival games, funnel cake from my friends Mr. and Mrs. Cake, and, my personal favorite, deep fried cheese!" They approached a booth hosted by a yellow stallion with a brown mane. "Hellllooooo, Cheese Sandwich! It's so nice to see you again!"
"Hi Pinkie! And who do we have over here?" Cheese turned to Ryan.
"Hi! I'm Ryan! Nice t'meetcha!"
"Well, it's nice to meet you too, Ryan!"
"We'll take two orders of the mixed cheddar in the biggest containers you have!" Pinkie said as Ryan nodded eagerly.
"That'll be a dozen bits." Cheese said as Pinkie dug into her hair and pulled out the bits. She dropped them on the counter with a clinking sound. "Thank you!" He put the bits in a box and got to work on frying the cheese.
Ryan saw Pinkie pull the bits out of her hair, and wondered what else was in there. He put his hand in her mane, and dug around. He tugged on something, and he pulled a white bunny out of her mane.
"Oh Angel Bunny! That's where you went. Fluttershy has been worried sick about you." Pinkie took the bunny out of Ryan hands, and placed him on the ground.
"Order up!" Cheese exclaimed. He heaved two big buckets of deep fried cheese onto the counter. Pinkie and Ryan took them eagerly. Ryan immediately grabbed a handful and shoved it into his mouth.
"Mmmmm! This is almost as good as Chica's pizza rolls!" He grabbed another handful.
"So unhealthy but so good, amiright?" Pinkie had somehow already gotten halfway through the bucket.
Ryan had a mouthful of cheese in his mouth. "Mmmhm!"
Foxy and Chica came running around the corner, Foxy crashing into some sort of carnival game.
"Ohmygod, Ryan! We were so worried abo-" Chica cut off her sentence when she saw the deep fried cheese that was in the bucket that the bear cub was holding. "Oh, um... I-Is that... Deep fried cheese?"
"Yepperooni, my chicken friend!" Pinkie pie had apparently finished her cheese bucket, and was now wearing the bucket on top of her head.
Chica turned to Ryan. "Can I... have some?"
"Sure thing, Chica! I don't wanna fill myself up before I get to eat the other goodies here!" Ryan hoisted the bucket into Chica's arms.
"Oh my god..." She took a deep whiff of the cancerous cheese chunks, and shoved her whole face into the bucket.
Foxy popped his head up behind the stand of the carnival game, and saw that Ryan and the pink pony leaving for another booth. Pink-it Pie, I think it's called? He sprang up from the booth, and took off after the two.
Author's Note
I see that most people don't like this. Whatever, I'm still doing it because I'm bored and my brain is going at a million miles an hour so fuck you.
I'm also doing it because I know that some people like it so yeet.
Also glitchy text generator for LOLZHAX ahaha glitchy boi
i also LOVE deep fried cheese. It's so cancerous but I love it.
I don't know if that fair is a real thing in MLP but whatever, pretend it is.
I am also so mad at myself that I only needed one more word for me to make myself publish it. There's your quality content for the rest of quarantine.
