Sweetie Belle Hacks Humanity

by SenialHobo

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Comedy, Random
Length: 1030

Sweetie Belle discovers a way through to our world... Hi-jinks ensue.

Sweetie Belle discovers a keyboard that allows passage to our world, and ends up in the middle of Bronycon… This can't end well.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-22 19:46:09 UTC

Script Fillie

Sweetie Belle Hacks Humanity

By Senial Hobo

"Hurry along my little ponies! We need to get back to Ponyville before sun down!" Cheerilee said, hurrying the ponies back to the train - they were already late!

Sweetie Belle stopped. "What's behind that door Ms. Cheerilee?"

"I don't know Sweetie, but hurry up back there!" Cheerilee called.

Sweetie did just the opposite. She stopped, and stared at the door. A large plaque on it said: "Only Celestia and Level Ten Entertainment Administrators Allowed." Luckily, there were no guards by the door - after all, no one was allowed into this part of this palace unless they knew what they were doing, so why protect it? You’d think there would be a lock on it though…

Well, no one, except for the field trip from Ponyville. But, it’s not like any of them would be foolish enough to – oh, shit, she’s opening the door.

Sweetie stepped into the bright, white room, carefully and slowly closing the door behind her, so as not to make a noise.  It was a rather small room, a box, the only piece of furniture being a computer – you know, one of those new inventions they showed off at P3.

Sweetie walked up to the terminal, gazing through the glass screen, eyes full of curiousity. And suddenly, they were only full of disappointment. It was only showing off “My Little Human”. Of course, she loved the show, and watched the twenty-four hour stream whenever possible, but she expected something a bit more interesting.

She looked at the screen, finding it odd that it wasn’t selecting something interesting to show, like it usually did. It was just some human, doing something in the background.

She looked around to see if there was anything else in the room, but there was nothing besides the computer. Suddenly, she had an idea. You could do things on computers with the ‘keyboard,’ right? Maybe this was some sort of new, secret My Little Human Game! Her eyes shone brightly as she gazed upon the board, deciding what key to press.

Of course, she had to activate it, and ‘enter’ seemed like a likely candidate. So she pressed enter.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, suddenly, the computer monitor began to rock back and forth. Then it started sucking – SUCKING HER IN! She grabbed the only thing she could – the keyboard – but unfortunately it was a wireless one, and she was promptly sucked through the vortex.

Suddenly, she was standing on the other side of another monitor – and through the monitor she could see the room she was just in. How odd.  This game was a lot different than she expected. A lot more in-depth too! She was on Earth! How awesome!

She turned around, and saw the human still sitting there, sorting electrical cords. How could he have not noticed that vortex? She had another idea. She was still holding the keyboard, and that seemed to be the key to playing the game… What if she typed a command in?

She typed in, “turn human into Rarity” and pressed enter. Good thing she watched lots of commercials! Suddenly, the human was a white pony with purple hair.

“What the… Where’d my hands go?!” Rarity exclaimed.

“Rarity! We’re inside My Little Human! Isn’t that awesome?” Sweetie chirped.

“What? Who are you?” Rarity asked, looking around to find Sweetie. As she turned around, she looked into a nearby mirror. “WHAT? Did you do this? How dare you – wait. Am I… No.  I can’t be.”

Rarity turned all the way around. “SWEETIE BELLE?!”

“Well of course it’s me, sis! Come on, we’re going to have so much fun! We can play all sorts of games with the humans, and maybe we’ll be on TV, and –“ Sweetie stopped as soon as she finally noticed Rarity was lying in a pile on the floor.

“Oh, come on sis! There’s no time for being melodramatic! We need to go play with the humans!” Sweetie said, poking her sister.

After a few minutes, she gave up. “Fine. Be that way. I’m going off to play with them.”

Sweetie walked out of the storage closet to find out where she was. As soon as she stepped out into the huge two story room, she saw the huge banner. “Brownycon?” she misread. “I love brownies! Oh, I wonder what kind of brownies humans like the most? Maybe it’s chocolate, or peanut butter…” she droned on, running down the stairs to get to down on the level all the humans were on.

A shame she didn’t understand what she was getting into with “Bronycon.” She might have been freaked out enough by the weird internet addicts she could have saved herself the trouble of exploring this world.

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Celestia relaxed in her tub, enjoying a nice bubble bath and finishing a book up. Finally, after a day of being stared at by guards, she had some privacy. How she enjoyed these precious moments.

And then it was ruined, a guard rudely banging on the door. “Princess! You might want to turn on your TV!”

Celestia sighed, picking up the remote – leaving her book to accidentally fall in the water. “Damn it…” she muttered. “This had better be good…” It was on one of the few channels made as of yet – the My Little Human channel.

She immediately noticed something was out of place, it was glaringly obvious. There weren’t supposed to be ponies on Earth… Her eyes went big. One of her ponies had gotten onto Earth, and in the worst possible location: Bronycon.

If the humans figured out the truth, who knew what would happen.

“Get me the keyboard!” Celestia yelled, jumping out of her tub, soggy book forgotten.

“Ma’am, we’ve searched for it – it’s missing! And so is one of the statues in the garden, we’re not sure if that has any relation…” the guard told her.

“Discord…” Celestia growled.

A/N: damn, it’s been a while since I wrote a story… Well, hope you enjoyed this start. Tell me what you think and if I should continue in the comments.