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Care to Buy a Lady a Drink?

by MisterEdd
While at the bar one night, you learn first-hand how "lady-like" Rarity gets when she's hammered

You're Anonymous, aka Anon, a human that wound up in Equestria after a spell gone wrong, courtesy of Twilight Sparkle. Unable to replicate the results, Twilight explained that there was no way to send you back home so it looks as though you're stuck in a world of happy dancing talking ponies. But hey, they have alcohol, so it's not all bad. One night, you visit Ponyville's only bar and find that one of your friends Rarity is there as well and she looks awful. You decide to cheer her up and buy her a drink...

A few rounds later, you decide to do the chivalrous thing and walk a very inebriated and musically-inclined Rarity home. Once there, you help her settle down and hope to get some shut-eye. Little do you suspect, your night is about to take a most unexpected but pleasant turn...

Contains: Drunk Rarity, Anon, a buttload of booze, serious discussions, human-on-pony action, cuddling and moments of d'aww!

Cover art from Derpibooru

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Edited by Snowliaison

Complete
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Second Person
Alternate Universe
Comedy
Porn
Sex
Profanity
Slice of Life
 
AOR

4660 words: Estimated 23 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

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