When your the same size as your toy pony

Best fuckin day ever. Was all I thought as I gazed down at 3 new toy's that were set on my coffee table. One was Twilight sparkle, student of Princess Celestia. Another one was Rainbow dash, the fastest flyer in Equestria. And last, but not least Fluttershy, The cutest thing you will ever see. I stared at them happyness shown on my face as I gazed down at the toy's.

The rest of the day went smoothly. I guess not when my TV exploded, but hey TV's do that all the time . . . Right? Well, it was a handful to take care of, for a fact it burst into flames. Plus I had to throw it into my swimming pool. never again *shudder* Any way where was I? oh yah, right any way TV on fire let's start the story there.

"Holy shit! GAH! TV ON FIRE! TV ON FIRE!" Grabbing the TV with oven mittens I tried to get somewhere that could take the flames out, and of course the first thing that came to mind was The pool.Running around in circles I finally made it into the backyard. My hands now in flames to. "Holy crap GAAAAAAAAH it burns!" I then threw the TV as far as I could hearing a "SPIRSH" in the end.

"*sigh that was-" I then stopped when I looked at my hands, they were still on fire."GAH!" Then i jumped into the pool after the TV thinking of nothing else to do.

. . . Getting electrocuted was fun. . . . . . Although I swear I could see my bones, Just like in a cartoon. It scared the shit out of me.