Bad endings, awesome beginnings

by Smexy Sombra

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Human, Romance, Comedy, Random
Length: 16958

3 zombie survivalist get taken to equestria. Read long description for better understanding.

Three zombie survivalist trying to stay alive get teleported to equestria by a messed up spell. Can they go from a world were watching your back is rule 1 to a world where everything is forgiving? Will paranoia get the better of them? Will they adjust quickly? Join them as they go from hell to paradise in a single leap.

Being continued by Pinkies imagination

Warning: Mild gore, Explicit swearing, Sexual themes, and Violence.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-07 05:06:23 UTC

Chapter 2: the pony and the truth

Chapter 2: the pony and the truth

I awoke to one thing....pain. I groaned as I breathed in and out threw my nose. ' okay let's make a list" I thought.

'first I am in FUCK loads of pain, second can't move, and three I have been taken to a hospital....wait. HOSPITAL!?!?' I started to freak out. ' don't these people know anything!? Never,never,ever go to a hospital when zombies are wandering about.' then it hit me.' wait I didn't see any.....anything actually. No blood, no bodies, no shuffling, no cars. Wait no cars. Maybe I landed in a Amish town or something.'

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

'waaaait Amish don't use tech. Where the hell is that beeping coming from? Power has been cut off more than 3 months' i thought as I slowly opened my eyes. Barely. They opened but only one actually saw any thing, the other saw white. The other eye saw his friends covered in some bandages, mostly around the head and chest. Their masks were removed showing their faces. They both had short dark brown hair, Chris had a small 5 o'clock shadow while James had barely anything aside from some stubble. If their eyes were open you would see Chris's cyan blue eyes and James apple green eyes. They were both lying on some small beds. I mean these beds were small.

I then looked around the room we were all in. It was simple to say the least, all it had was a small coach for visitors, heart monitors and a window with the blinds pulled down. I heard two sets of ,what sounded like high heels, comin towards the door.

I started to panic. All I saw to protect my self was my bandaged hands. When the door opened rather swiftly I almost bounded out of the bed. My attempt was futile to say the least as I simpy fell face first on to the tile.

"aaaagh, what...the...fuck?" was all I was able to say as I grabbed the bed with what little dexterity and strength my hands had left. More pain was all came to mind as I stood up, not as much as last time. In fact much less. Considering what I just went through I shouldn't be unable to even move.' Wait...I can move?' as a wave of joy hit me with realization. I let out the BIGGEST smile I could and looked to the door when I heard a small cough. What I saw shocked me......' wait is that......the pony from my wreck?' this made my smile diminish, but it was still there. I sat on the bed to ease the pain. It helped but not much. Then I looked at the pony again. It had a lavander coat with a deep purple mane with a magenta stripe. In between the mane I saw a horn sticking out.

'wait what the....' my thoughts were interrupted by the pony walking closer cautiously. She..at least I think it's a she, sat down in front of me. Then she looked me dead in the eye.

What happened next almost made me black out again.

"hey there. Are you alright?" the pony spoke in a familier caring voice.'yep, definety a she'

Jaw meet legs, legs meet my jaw....

(Twilight P.O.V.)

'okay, twilight calm down. maybe he woke up to day. You did after all help fix him up. Yea he will be up to day. Aaah who am I kidding.... But maybe?' she said starting to get depressed at seeing the door just down the hall. ' why, do I even bother? I saw the injuries....there is no way he is going to jump out the bed when I open that door...' she thought opening the door. Then irony struck. The creature jumped out of bed and a fell face first on to the floor.

I was about to say something when "aaaagh,what...the...fuck? I heard it groan.. I would have winced at the language it used, but I was too shocked to by his sudden movement, so I just stood there. He grabbed the bed post and pulled him self to his feet. Then it stared off for a second before a smile that could rival pinkie's spread across his face.

I was out of shock enough to cough getting his attention. He looked over at me and his smile softened. I was saddened by this but kept my blank expression. He sat down on the bed after a minute and I slowly walked over to him. To show I was not afraid I looked him dead in the eye. Remembering what fluttershy told be about talking to strange creatures I smiled gently, which I don't think he noticed' and said....

"hey there. Are you alright?" I asked caringly. His jaw dropped. I was confused by this because he talked to me at the crash just fine.'well, he isn't from around he that's for sure and he was probably in shock.' she concluded

"are...you okay?" I asked. He shook his head after closing his mouth and spoke "yea,...I'm fine I guess."

His voice sounded so much better now that he was fixed up. Then I started to remember what the doctor said...

(ENGAGE FLASH BACK)

" Twilight, i am very sorry but I don't think it will make it." he said in a sad tone. " this creature received serious injuries. And almost all of them are around it's midsection and head." "WHAT!?! I yelled from the waiting room "Nononononono, can't you help it?" I asked starting to tear up. A poor creature snagged from its home was about to die by my hooves.

"well.." he began " several of it's what I can only assume are it's ribs are broken as well as, again assuming, its shoulder. It also has a cracked skull and severe internal bleeding. How it has survived this long is a mystery." He finished.

" well, what can I do to help?" I said wiping the tears and taking on a serious tone. "Twilight, I am sorry to say this, but you know nothing of healing magic.." "Well I can fuel your magic! I learned it to help out rarity while she went on a 2 day stitching spree!" I said with triumph in my voice.

He sighed then began" well, alright..but I will warn you it won't be pretty." he said grabbing a 2 gowns and masks. " alright, let save this creature!" I said as I walked with him. " oh and one more thing" he said " it...is a he." this hit me like a rock.

(DISENGAGE FLASHBACK)

I kept remembering every last detail of what happened. The sound of bones snapping into place. The squish of skin being mended and the screams.... Those awful screams he emitted. My eyes had closed as soon as I started to remember but now they were clenched shut with tears fighting for freedom...

I had controlled the tears, opened my eyes and looked back up to the creature. He had a face of concern on.

"hey you all right?" he said as he reached out. I quickly nuzzled his claw as if this was the last time I'd see him. It was soft and warm like a blanket. He must have noticed this because he picked me up not two seconds after I began.he set me down next to him and looked at me with concerned filled eyes and said again" hey,come on what's wrong?"

I looked at him and the tears started to come back...only this time I couldn't stop them.. I wrapped my forelegs around him and bawled in to his chest. I thought he was going to push me away, but he didn't. Instead he wrapped his arms around me and kept saying " shhhh. It alright, just let it out...let It out." after a good ten minutes of bawling I was reduced to sniffling and the occasional choke up sob. At one point he moved me on to his lap a held me. It felt nice to know he was concerned for me....a complete stranger he met after he crashed. He didn't even know my name...

"hey, by the way whats your name?" he chuckled.(A/N:aaah, irony. Thou has struck again.) The vibration from his chest soothed me a little, not much but a little.

"Twilight..twilight sparkle." I choked out.

"well my name is deckard. Pleased to meet you." he said with a small smile. I hugged him tighter after that.

Then I had a thought. ' I have to tell him.' a small sob came out.

(Deckard's P.O.V.)

'well,this has been the most random day ever.'  I thought ' I woke up from a black out after pulling my friends out of a wrecked car, jumped up like nothing happened, and to make thing even stranger I am comforting the purple pony that probably saved my life. Huh next thing you know I grow wings, horn, and fur!'

(A/N:what's this? possible plot revealed!? No it's not what your thinking unless you read my blog.)

"um, deckard?" the small pony said. Even though she was crying and sad She was so adorable!

"yes, twilight?" I said with a smile.

"Well I know you have only known me a short time but I have a confession." my eyes went wide at this and my smile dropped to a confused expression.

"wh-what do you mean?" I said putting on a fake smile on.

"we'll do you remember how you got here?" oh thank god... I thought that...naaaw that was a ridiculous thought.

"heh, yea I do. I remember driving into a purple portal and then crashing. Aside from that nothin come to mind."

"well that portal... That brought you to this different dimension.." she paused.then let out a shaky sigh" was caused by me." she tensed up as waiting for me to react.

"pfffft....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I fell backwards clutching my side from the pain. I forgot about my bandages " hahaha...hehehe..heh, oww" I said in pain.

" wait, why are you laughing?" she said confused and looking up at me. I forgot she was holding me with a death grip.

"well, you see, only serious tech could open a portal to another area in my world, much more to go to another dimension." I said as I let out a hardy chuckled.

"tech? I didn't use any of that. I used magic!" this only brought out more laughter." I am serious!" she said with a huff.

"sure you can!" I giggled

" well what do you think this is for?!"she said pointing to the horn on her head.

That was a good question."well if you can do magic prove it" a smirk growing.

" fine, what would you have me do?" I stroked my chin feeling a beard on my face.' odd, I had hardly any facial hair when I got here. Oh well'

"okay, levitate that coach if you can do magic!" I challenged.

"okay fine!" she stared at the coach and soon it was covered in a purple glow, as well as her horn. It soon lifted two feet off the ground. Needless to say my jaw dropped and I gawked. She on the others hand smirked. Then a thought hit me' if what she is saying is true and I am in another dimension. Then that means....' a massive smile appeared again only this time it was bigger.

"Twilight...do you realize what you have done?" I said shaking and twitching.

"oh celesti, please don't be mad at me!!" she said grabbing me and tearing up.

Still adorable.....

(Twilight's P.O.V.)

"mad!?...MAD?!" he shouted jumping up and grabbing me from his waist. " HOW COULD I BE MAD?!"

" wait, what!?" I said looking up at him with pure confusion. I then noticed the massive smile adorning his face.

" YOU JUST SAVED ME AND MY FRIENDS FROM A HELLISH WORLD!!! YA HOOOOOO" his sudden outbursts made all my guilt of taking him away from his home become replaced by confusion....

"I'll explain later! Right now I need to*BLAM*" his face turned into one horror as we heard that loud crack.

"twilight, where. Is. My. Truck." he said turning dead serious. " your what?" I said staring to shake in his claws.

"MY TRUCK!! The.. The big metal carriage!" he said putting me down.

"OH! That it's still in town but the contents of it where taken to my home. Why?" I ask starting to worry

" do you have any children? Or younger siblings?" he asked now turning frantic.

"yes, I have spike he is only baby though."

" TWILIGHT, can you teleport us or something we need to get to your house fast!!" he said picking me up again.

Now I was worried too."yes hold on!"

"why?" he asked before the spell went off.

' I hope spike is alright...' I thought.

(Deckard's P.O.V.)

A flash of light and we were in a house with shelves upon shelves of books.then I felt a draft done in my netherlands. " uh twilight does your teleport, teleport clothes?" I said feeling a blush coming around.

"no, It doesn't why?" she said looking at my eyes (thank god)

" well,could you teleport my clothing to me?"

"yes, but why?"

" I tell you if you do it..."

"fine here." she said with a huff and a pair of boxers, jeans, and gown appeared.

"thanks!" I said turning her around " don't look." and with that I put her down grabbed my boxers and slipped them on as fast as I could. After that I just grabbed the jeans.

" okay you can turn around now. WAIT WHERE IS THIS SPIKE?!" I yelled the last part and franticly began searching. I was about to give up hope till I heard something.Crying...It was coming from a door down the hallway of the home.i ran, opened the door and bolted threw only to find stair leading down. I just jumped down those. And then I saw it and it almost killed me.....

There it was a small purple lizard clutching one of its fin on the side of his head crying. The next thing made my heart stop.

Blood.

Author's note:

hey guys. So what did you think? Was it good? Was it bad? Was it funny? Was it dramatic?

Please tell me... So yea it was a long chapter and ,believe it or not, easy to write. I didn't want to really write the ending, but you know makes people realize that ignorance, claws, and guns don't mix.

And one more thing!

"AUTHOOOOOOOORR!" uh oh I know that voice.

"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SPIKE?!?!" *picks him up with magic*

Well I am fucked. Any way thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed it, and please R&R. Now if you'll excuse me I am going to get crushed into a wall

*WHOOSH* CCCCCYYYYYyyyyyaaaa..... *faint slamming*

Chapter 3: memories and explanation

Chapter 3: memories and explanation

Author's notice: hey guys sorry about the chapter being late but I kinda got caught up.... Anyway I am working on getting this edited and worked out......So for now please hold back the bad grammar comments. I am going to re-upload this chapter when I get it fixed up. Okay? Good.....so please enjoy! And please do your best to ignore my awful grammar. Thank you.

"TWILIGHT!! I THINK I FOUND SPIKE!!" I yelled starting to panic. I slowly walked over to the small lizard and gently tapped him on the arm. He didn't respond. I placed my hands on sides and picked up the small sobbing creature. As I did he clutched my chest as if it was going to save his life.

"hey there little guy. Your all right." I said as I patted his back and walked up stairs. *CLANGNK* I stubbed my toe. I looked down to see what I could only assume was one of my...guns! From the shape of it, It was the M9 bretta 9mm. I would have been happy, but at the moment I had nothing more than hatred for the violent tool. I kicked the damn thing across room and resolved to find it later. I bolted up the stair and out of the room like a bat outta hell. I ran into the main room I was in before only to see twilight with 5 other ponies.

One was a familier butter colored Pegasus with a light pink mane and tail. She also had blue/green eyes. The next one was also was a Pegasus. She had cyan coat and a messy rainbow, literally rainbow colored, mane and tail. Her eyes were rose colored. The third pony was orange colored with a blonde mane and tail, both of which were tied up in a ponytail,which was covered by a stetson hat,she had not wings nor a horn. She had green eyes. The pony next to her was a bright pink with a poofey magenta mane and tail. Like the last pony she had nothing either. Her eyes were light blue. The final pony was a unicorn with a snow white coat with a violet mane and tail which curled Elegantly. This pony had deep blue eyes with...'is that eye liner?'.

All the ponies saw me and glared with the exception of twilight who was crying now.'damn, if looks could kill....I would be ashes by now' I thought not moving any more. their vision drifted down to my chest. I looked down as well. I saw the small lizard still sobbing and his fin was still bleeding. Then they got...pissed. 'uh oh' I thought. The butter colored Pegasus popped up hovering over to me.

"HOW DARE YOU!!" she said in voice that could scare jack the ripper.I slowly started to back up.

"HOW DARE YOU HURT A SMALL, HELPLESS DRAGON BABY. RIGHT AFTER WE HELPED YOU TOO!!" I was now visibly trembling. 'holy fuck....how can something so adorable be so scary' I thought. I fell on my ass and started to scoot backwards only to be followed by the frightening Pegasus.

"bu-bu-but I-I-I w-w-wasn't h-h-hurt-t-ting h-h-him..." I practically whispered. Trying not to look her in the eyes, but failed miserably. Staring into those eyes was like staring into heaven and hell at the same time....not as interesting as you think.Then I remembered something I really wish I didn't.....

(ENGAGE FLASHBACK)

"MOM?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I yelled as I ran into the room holding a gun my father gave me, it was a 45. ACP modern 1911. See was eatin...eating my brother. Tears freely ran down my face as I watched her slowly get up and turn around. Her mouth was covered in blood and flesh. I slightly dry heaved at the sight. I held up my gun and whispered...

"I'm so fucking sorry..." she let out a ear piercing scream and began to move. *BLAM* the round cut threw her skull and splattered blood, grey matter, and bone. I let out a cry of agony and fell to the floor. They were all I had left besides my friends.my dad was the first to go of my family, he then bit my mom, and well you know the rest. I got off the floor and walked to my brothers mangled,bloodied corpse. As I got to his body it let out a gasp of air and looked at me.

"your not my brother." I again whispered and pulled the trigger. *BLAM* the room echoed. Then all I heard was a casing hit the floor. I fell to the floor and screamed into the night.

"BY ALL THE THAT IS HOLY, I SWEAR THAT I WILL KILL WHO EVER BROUGHT THIS PLAUGE UPON MY FAMILY! MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEM, BECAUSE I SHALL GIVE THEM NONE!!!"I then bawled in to the night. I was traumatized by the event that just happened. At the same time I was happy. My family would not have to endure this would any longer and they would not walk this earth as soulless monsters....."what happend?...what has happend to this world?" I said  as gazed out a window to see the world.....it was literally 'hell on earth'.

(DISENGAGE FLASHBACK)

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?"

"I-I-I w-w-wasn't h-h-hurting h-him I-I-I w-was t-trying t-to h-h-help-p..." I whispered slightly louder. as my eyes were now beginning to fill with depressed fear stricken tears. But my fatherly instincts wouldn't allow me to let go of spike. He reminded me of my brother. Young, full of life, ready to be all he can be. I hated and loved him for right then.

Her expression softened. It turned from pure rage to a confused expression. "twilight, is this true?" she said looking to her the answer. Twilight simply nodded and came over to me took look at spike.

"oh...oh my, I am so sorry" she said in a quiet gentle voice. She started to walk over to help me but, I backed up in complete fear. 'my mom was right. The devil is real...' I thought. I looked down to see spike was still clutching me, but at this point it was more or less me clutch him hoping for the little guy to protect me. She stopped advancing when she saw me back up. her expression now became sad as she walked over to the group.

Twilight walked past the depressed pegasus up to me and sat down. Useing one arm I gently pulled her into a hug and cried(yea men cry..especially after getting the stare from fluttershy). After I sobbed a little bit more. I handed her spike.

"he *sniff* only has a small cut on his fin *sniffle* and I think he will be deaf for a good 10 minutes, but he'll be fine" I whispered.

" why are you talking like that?" she asked as she put spike on her back.

" I don't want that blue eyed demon to hear me.." I said with fear in my voice.

"what? You mean fluttershy?" I nodded " what did sh-" her eyes widened "oh no... Are you okay?" she franticly whispered

I shook my head and huddled up in the corner with tears still free falling.

' by all that is holy....what is she? And what did she do to me?!'' I questioned and covering my head with my hands hoping to block out the world.

(Twilight's P.O.V.)

'oh celestia...what did she do?' I thought as I walked back towards my friends. "Girls I am going to need you leave. Except for you fluttershy."

"why in tarnation would we do that? And why does shy stay 'ere while we trot on outta 'ere?!" applejack said clearly annoyed.

"YEA! Also if we leave what do we tell mayor mare? She will want a explanation of whatever the hay made that noise!" rainbow dash piped in.

Useing my magic I quickly and safely shoved the rest (except for flutters )of them all out and said " shy is staying because she can help spike, your leaving so I can comfort my guest, and tell mayor mare that it was a fail spell.."I said before slamming the door.

I could hear their complaints threw the door. I simply shrugged them off and went to fluttershy who was staring at deckard.

"fluttershy."I said slightly startling her. she turned to see me with a stern expression.

" can you help spike while I calm deckard down?" I asked as I put spike on her back and he grabbed her neck gently. After seeing spike in good hooves I walked over to deckard.

"oh okay, but twilight..."She started effectively stopping me and causing me to turn to face her."... Will it be okay?" she had a regretful expression on her face.

"First, it is a he and second, I don't know fluttershy... What ever you did surely did some damage to him." I said while turning back to deckard and continued walking.I knew exactly what she did. She used what the other call 'the stare' on him. I heard a sniffle come from behind me.

"okay..." I saw her fly upstairs to the bathroom to clean up and dress spike's wound. When I got to deckard he wasn't crying anymore.

"deckard?" I said nudging his knee with my hoof. He slowly looked up to see me.

"is she gone?" he asked quickly looking around.

"No, but she is upstairs helping spike." he really did look awful now. What ever shy did seriously hurt him, mentally anyway.I doubt that he'll ever even look at fluttershy again....

"please, believe me when I saw she never ment any harm. She was just protecting spike."I said trying to convince him that she was not, as he called her, a 'blue eyed demon'.

"twilight...I have seen and done things I wish I never had to. Things that could make the most violent, evil, vile, creature throw up. But those...those eyes. They inflict a mixture of pain and comfort that I only experienced once in my life back on my home world." he took in a shaky breath after his little speech.

"what kind of th-things?" I said unsure if I truly wanted to know.

"twilight, you know how I said I would explain everything back at the hospital." I nodded "well, sit down and grab a bucket. Because you are going to be disgusted, afraid, and depressed."

And with that he recounted his tales from when it started from how he acquired all his equipment to how he got here. he left out no details of each event. From the sound of his weapons connecting with the creatures skull to wails of pain from 'raiders' as he called them. One thing was strange though. 'where was his family during this horror? Surly they didn't leave him? Did they?' I thought.

"finally, twilight. I will tell you what happed to my family...." he started " when this whole thing started my father and I were going to the store to get food for dinner that night. when we parked our car this man covered in blood began to walk towards us, how we didn't see him while driving is beyond me. Anyway he snuck up on us and bit my dads shoulder." he said taking in a another shaky breath. " after my dad yelped in pain I grabbed my dads gun from the holester and shot the man once. Right between the eyes." he tapped the bridge of his nose as he said this" after that I don't remember much...I remember calling my mom, going to the hospital, my dad biting my mom, and then....." he stopped and began to tear up again. After a minute he finally said "and then she ate my brother.." I gasped at this.

"Why!? Why would she do that!?" I practally yelled at him.

"because of that DAMNED DISEASE!!" he shouted with a enough force to give Luna's royal canterlot voice a run for her bits.

"well, what did you do?"

"...." he looked down at the floor again.

"deckard?"

"I ll'd huh" he mumbled

"what?"

" I said I.." he lifted his head. His eyes were now oceans of tears." I killed her.." he said as the tears released" I had to. It was ethier leave her a monster to hurt others or end her then and let her rest.... I knew my mother, she wouldn't have want to be alive if that was what she turned into...and thanks to the disease I had to kill my brother too." he wiped his face with his hand and looked at me.

"now you understand why what she did is unforgivable. she caused all pain and suffering i had left behind,to come back all at once." he said as he wiped away tears. I didn't even try to hold back mine. I grabbed him and hugged as hard I could. He willingly accepted my embrace as I drenched his chest with my tears.

" I...don't know what to say." was all I could choke out.

" you don't need to say anything...and you can come out now...demon." he said with poison in his voice. An audible "EEP!" was heard from one of my drapes.

(Fluttershy's P.O.V.)

"now you understand why what she did is unforgivable. she caused all pain and suffering i had left behind,to come back all at once." he said as he wiped away tears. I had just heard the most depressing story in my whole life.I cause it all to come back to him in one big blast. I felt....horrible. I had hid behind the curtain next to the door after tending to spike. I cleaned up his fin and put him to bed. He cried him self to sleep after I left.Then I heard twilight say....

" I...don't know what to say." she said.

" you don't need to say anything...and you can come out now...demon." deckard? Was what twilight called him. he responed with what I could only assume was malice or anger in his voice.

I slowly and quietly walked out from the curtain and looked at him. As I did he turned his head away from me. This felt like a punch to the face. I could only..no, actuall I couldn't imagine what he went through. I could only feel sorry for him....

"I'm so very sorry..I didn't mean to cause such pain to you.." I said with my usual shy voice. " I can't imagine what you went through and I am very sorry it happened. I only wanted to keep my friends safe and when I see them hurt..."

This must have gotten his attention because he raised his claw and slowly turned back to me. His eyes still avoided my face but, at least he was facing me now.

" your saying you caused such great pain to me because you were afraid I going to hurt them?" I nodded. " and you went head first in to danger just to defend them and spike?" I nodded once more. I heard him make a scoff.

"heh..you sound a lot like me." this caused twilight to yell...

"what?!" right into his face.

"Well, shes a lot like me by the fact that we both go head first into danger to protect the ones we care for. Now matter what the cost." he said his eyes slightly drifting towards me.

"It is almost enough to make me want to forgive you." my ears perked up at this. "almost...."he finished and my ears went back down. I started to turn around to walk away...then I felt something gently grab my shoulder.....and I saw the creature staring down at me with what appeared to be a....smile?

(Deckard's P.O.V.)

"almost...." after I said that I could tell she was hurt by that. So I did the only thing I could think of in moments like this. I picked twilight up and off my body. After I set her down I walked over to the sad Pegasus and placed my hand on here shoulder. She turned her head and stared right into my eyes. I almost bolted till I saw there was no pain or discomfort, only sadness. This made me put a sad smile on.

"you didn't let me finish, fluttershy." yea I remember her name. Hooray for me!.

"I said I would not forgive. But, I am willing to forget." this seemed to really help her because her face adorned a massive smile and tears formed in her eyes. I knelt down and said" but are willing to forgive me?"

This seem to catch her off guard. "what are you apologizing for?" she said a little confused.

"well,you know for calling you demon, and not giving you the benefit of the doubt. Pretty much I jumped to conclusions." I said while scratching the back of my head. She smiled even wider now and more tears poured from her eyes. I then opened my arms and said again"can you forgive me?"

She practically glomped me to the floor. She was attached to my chest and sobbing.I gladly return the hug.

"yes, I do forgive you."she said into my chest as she was still sobbing.

'well, I'm glad that I didn't were a shirt here or else I would have to take it off to avoid getting it wet. Also the ponies are really,really,REALLY soft.' I thought as the Pegasus hugged me a little tighter and cried a teeny bit more.

' I am certainly glad I can at least look at her now with out shitting my self.' then twilight came over and patted the Pegasus on the back. "we'll, now that that is cleared up. Would you like to see if your other human friends are awake?"

A smile spread across my face and I said" I would like that very much." the I heard a small *snap* and looked up. My gaze was met by a strange necklace as it hit me right between the eyes. "ow." I said rubbing were it hit me. "what is this?" I said. I picked up the necklace.

" it looks like a necklace. Of Pegasus origin clearly. Made from sapphire and gold.  Oh look there is writing on the back!" said twilight.

"to our loving daughter North Star."

"aww, how sweet!" she said.

"oh, hey there is a picture taped to the back!" I said taking the tape off. I saw a small family of Pegasi and right in the middle of the two elder ponies was a small Dark purple pony with a black mane and tail that had red streaks in it.

"cute kid, oh wait there is writing on it." said the unicorn as she looked at the back of the picture. I flipped it over and read.

"we will miss you so much. Just remember that as long as you have this amulet we will always be with you. Be strong, be tough, and most importantly yourself. Love your mom and dad. wow. I don't know wether to cry to the fact that this poor girl-"

"mare." twilight corrected.

"what?"

" a female pony is a mare."

" fine. To the fact that this poor mare lost this amulet or the fact that she is probably searching everywhere only for it to be right here. Well, if we see her will give it to her." I said standing up and putting the necklace in my pocket. Flutter shy was still death gripping me, so when I stood up she just hung there.

"well shall we leave?"

"yes, let's." and with that Twilight's horn glowed and we were gone.

'wait, we left spike alone again....damnit'

Author's note: Hey all you happy people and ponies! Hope you enjoyed this chapter. This was my first attempt at letting you know how deckard is going to react to some of the ponies in the story. Props to chrony for sending me an OC. koodohs to you dude. the next chapter is going to be them getting out of the hospital and..(SPOILERS)....so yea. Please tell me how I am doing so far and if I should still continue. Cya!

Chapter 4: friends, fights, and royalty

Chapter 4: friends, fights, and royalty

The trip was quick and with out incident. As we teleported in to the hospital we saw lots of guards, Doctors, and nurses. When my feet felt ground again I made sure I still had my pants ' oh thanks god...' I thought as I felt my jeans.

"twilight!! Get away from that creature. It's Dangerous!" said a young voice say. Then twilight and fluttershy were surround by a purple aura and pulled away from me. After they were safely off me a couple of guards charged at me with spear. They're trying to kill me?! I side stepped and grabbed the spear the guard was holding it in his mouth. I slammed it against the ground. HARD. This caused the guard to become knocked out. The second guard tried again to stab me. He began to turn but, being in a small room he had limited movement. I ran up, grabbed him, then I punched him in the side of his head. This effectively disoriented him enough for me to deliver another punch knocking him out.

"enough!! I'll make quick work of you and then throw your friends in a dungeon to rot!" said the same voice. Then a guard coverd in a simple metal armor except his helmet was missing. He was a unicorn pretty tall for a pony. He mane was deep blue with two off blue strips going down it, much like Twilight's mane. His coat was bleach white.

" shining armor wait! You don't know what he is capable of!" twilight yelled but this 'shining armor' ignored her.  Her pulled out two swords with his magic.

"buddy, you just made a big mistake saying that..." I strafed over to the bed post and did something I always wanted to do. I grabbed the bedpost and pulled it off. It bent and creak as I ripped it off. I now had a 4ft metal pipe as a weapon. Then I did the simple taunt by holding out my hand and giving him the 'bring it bitch' gesture. He gladly complied and rushed towards me. The swords started to swing madly and dented the metal bar as they hit. After about ten minutes of mindelss swinging he charged me. I side steped again and hit him on the ass causing him to drop and drop the swords. As he fell I kicked the swords away and picked him up by the throat. I brought him to my eyes and said...

"if you ever.....threaten my friends again I will. Not. Hesitate to make you have a life time of agony. Got it?" he nodded and I dropped him. He fell to the floor gasping and with an angry expression. I then started towards my friends on the opposite side of the room. The guard seprated in to two rows and shivered as I walked threw them. The doctors and nurses had long left when the fighting had began. As I got to my friends I sat down next to them...

(shining's P.O.V.)

That...that monster defeated me even after I brought out my swords.they were ment to stun and weaken any ponys hit with them. Now it will roam free and hurt innocents. No..no I will not allow that even if it means..*gulp*.. Killing it..I grabbed my dagger I hid on my front foreleg. I slowly drew the blade and began walking towards it all the guards were staring at it and twiley was starting to walk toward it. Twileys curiosity is gonna get her killed! I jumped on a bed and lept at the back of monster. He turned towards me and started to talk in my direction.

" look i just wanted to say Im-HURK" I saw him flinch as I drove the blade into his chest....I saw him fall to the ground. When he hit the floor he looked at the wound in his chest......I saw tears in the monster eyes. I frowned at this. I didn't want to do it but i swore that I'd protect celestia and her subjects at any and all cost. I saw the life slipping from the monster. He looked right at me and said something.

"i...just..wanted..to..say..I..was.sorry...I didn't...want to...Hurt..anyone....I...just..want...to..to" then his body went limp.

(Deckard's P.O.V.) 30 seconds before.

Maybe I should try to apologize. I did kinda disgrace him in front of his troops. I turned around and said "look I just wanted to say I'm-HURK" I was interrupted by a blade driving its self into my chest. I fell to the ground confused. I looked to see were I got stabbed. The blade was sticking out of my chest and from what I could tell it was only a centimeter away from my heart. I started to tear up. 'even if the blade wasn't in my heart it would be if they tried to remove it.'

I looked up at shining armor and said"i...just..wanted..to..say..I..was.sorry...I didn't...want to...Hurt..anyone....I...just..want...to..to"

Then I slipped in to a black void....

(Twilight's P.O.V.)

I thought I would never have witnessed it. I had read many books on how ponies murdered other ponies, but that was long before my time. Now. Right in front of me. I just saw a act of murder. From my brother!

" come on twiley. You don't need to see this." my brothers said as he stepped towards me. I stepped away from him." twiley what's wrong?" he asked.

"what wrong? what's wrong!? YOU JUST KILLED MY FRIEND THATS WHATS WRONG!!" I screamed at him. Tears were starting to fall. The creature I brought. The one that forgave me. The one that helped spike. The one who I spent a entire night helping the doctors fix. The one who was my friend was now dead or dying.

"twilight that is a monster that could have hurt innocent ponies! Twilight it broke part of your home open!" he retorted.

" I did that! I brought him here! Any damage he did was my fault! And now you have just killed an innocent shining!" I defended. This must have hit him hard.

"twilight. He.."

"HE DID WHAT HUH?! NOTHING! HE. DID. NOTHING. WRONG. YOU RACIST FLANKHOLE, HE DID NOTHING WRONG!! HE WAS SNATCHED FROM HIS HOME AND WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY! NOW HE WILL NEVER GET TO EXPLAIN TO HIS FRIENDS WHAT HAPPENED! IN FACT THEY WILL NEVER GET TO SEE HIM WHEN THEY WAKE UP!! SHINING YOU PRETTY MUCH JUST KILLED THE BROTHER OF THESE TWO!!" I was furious right now. I could tell what I said hit shining hard. I don't now wether it was his little sister crying and yelling at him or the fact he really did kill somepony who was innocent.

"twi-" I cut him off before he could continue.

"I! AM! NOT! FINISHED!! HE HELPED ME SHINING! HE HELPED ME FIND SPIKE WHEN HE WAS HURT!! HE HELPED A COMPLETE STRANGER TO FIND HER LOVED ONE BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT THERE WAS TROUBLE!! HE WAS A NICE CREATURE SHINING!! I TRIED TO STOP YOU, YOU JUST SHRUGGED ME OFF LIKE AT THE WEDDING!!" this caused him to flinch. Even the guards were shaking at my little display. Then I heard a very familier voice.

"shining armor. Is what twilight is saying true? Did you attack without any type of waring or even try to make peace with the creature?" it was none other than princess celestia. By her side was also princess Luna. shining bowed his head and kneeled

"yes your highness. I did. I was-" the princess cut him off by holding up a hoof.

"shining armor you know we have a very low tolerance of attacking ponies or creature without reason. Killing, on the other hoof,  is completely unacceptable." the princess let out a sad sigh "You have done both. I here by decree that you shall no longer be the captain of the guard. For you actions have shown that you are unfit to command my troops. I am sorry." this caused shining's demeanor to change quickly. He was sad before now he was depressed and shamed.

"wait..." we all heard a raspy voice say. It....was deckard?! He was alive! He shouldn't be though from what little he told me about human anatomy. if he got stabbed in the heart he should be dead. I saw him lean up and coughed in to his hand. Then he wiped his hand off on his chest. Blood was smeared on his chest now.

(Deckard's P.O.V.)

I woke up for a second to hear a very sad piece of news.

"I here by decree that you shall no longer be the captain of the guard. For you actions have shown that you are unfit to command my troops. I am sorry." said a forgein voice say. 'wow, if that voice was any more caring i would almost say it was my moms!' I felt depressed after that thought. I couldn't let this guy lose his job because he was trying to defend his family and people.

"wait...." I sat up threw the excruciating pain and hacked into my hand. 'blood...aww fuck.' I wipe he blood off on my chest and looked at the new pony in the room. She was tall. Taller than shining almost as tall as me.(without the horn) I also noticed that the pony had both wings and a horn. She also wore a tiara and a big necklace with a purple diamond.

"look....he *wheeze* was...only protecting...his...family and people.....he made...a good....choice...a bit rash....but...still...good.." I said with the few breaths I had. I was feeling more and more faint. Twilight had walked up to me while I wasn't looking. I had tears in my when I saw her crying. " tw-twilight....take..ca..care...of..my...friends..please....*choke,wheeze* and...thanks.."

" for what?" she said all choked up.

"f-for....saving..my...friends.."I said with a smile. Then I looked at the tall pony again. "please...forgive....shining armor....he...only..did...what..he...thought...was..right...please.." I closed my eyes and started to go limp.

"deckard? Deckard NO! NO dec-" I again blacked out probably for good this time.

(Luna's P.O.V.)

I saw the strange creature go limp next to twilight. The poor mare was really taking this hard. I looked up at my sister and said " sister, we believe we should heed the word of the strange creature. It gave it's last breath to defend shining. We believe thou should consider revoking your previous order. Also we doth not know if thine creature is truly deceased!" I said hoping to help the sparkle siblings.

Tia looked at me then at the creature. Her horn glowed for a brief moment and her eyes shot open. "twilight. Is what you said about the creature true? Did he really help you?" She asked. I knew what she was planning.

"yes, princess he did." twilight said while still crying in to the chest of the creature.

"good that's all I wanted to hear. Guards clear the room of the medical staff and wait outside for us.You ready Luna?" she asked. I nodded both of our horns glowed bright. The energy from our horn glowed and shot into a each other creating a single beam. The beam hit the creatures chest. The blade that was stuck in his chest removed its self and caused he wound to stitch up quickly. Twilight only watched in awe as the wound was completely healed. Any internal bleeding that was left over was removed into a crimson orb outside of the creatures body. It started to harden until it was a solid mass. After it was harden it gently floated down the ground.

The energy was gone and now the only thing left was to see of it worked. I saw his claw twitch slightly...

(Deckard's P.O.V.)

'why do I feel tingly? Is death suppost to feel tingly?' I thought. This black void was getting old really fast and the weird sensation only made it more boring. I suddenly felt my senses coming back to me. I heard sniffling. 'twilight?' then I smelled the cool air were ever I was. Then I felt the floor and my finger twitch. Then I realized something. 'am I alive?' I crack open my eye slowly. I saw a now stupefied twilight, a also awestruck shining armor and two exhausted looking tall ponies. I then felt a small volt of pure feeling energy run threw my veins. My eyes shot open and all my muscles tensed.

"HOLY SHIT THAT FEELS WEIRD!!" I shouted as my muscles slowly relaxed.

"DECKARD!!" I heard twilight yell as she wrapped her forelegs around me. " I don't know how they did it, but they did! They brought you back to life!"

"who?" I said as I got up and held twilight in my arms. I also noticed a distinct lack of guards, medical staff, and a certain pink maned Pegasus.

"why, the princesses saved you ofcourse!" she used a hoof to gesture at the tall winged unicorns. There was now a blue pony exactly the same as the tall one, only she was a dark blue with a star dotted mane. Also she was noticeably shorter. I gently put twilight down and walked over to the princesses.

"Hello." she started " I am princess celestia and this is my sister princess Luna." she gestured towards the small winged unicorn. The blue one was looking at me with curiosity. I slowly approached them and kneeled down to eye level to blue one effectively making me look less threatening. "you saved my life?"

They both nodded. I almost immeditly started to tear up. I quickly grabbed both of them and gave them a HUGE hug."thank you, thank you, thank you. I am forever in your dept! Ask anything of me and it will be done!" I said as tears fell from my face.

"well for starters you can put us down." Luna said with a chuckle and a blush. I looked down to see I was standing and holding both of them off the ground. Tia was 2 inches off the ground and Luna was almost a foot of the ground.

"oh oops sorry." I gave a sheepish smile as I placed them on the ground. They both took a few steps away to get a better look of me. "it's quite alright Mr....?" "deckard your majesty." " yes, it's quite alright. You were only expressing you gratitude." celestia said.

Then we all heard a groan come from behind us. My eyes widened 'are they?'. I whiped around and saw my friends moving around a little. Twilight had backed up from the beds when she saw them moving. I saw Chris's eyes flutters open. They darted around until they met me. "deckard? Am I still dreaming or are you standing around a bunch of multi-colored ponies?"

I smiled massively with more tears running down my cheeks. "you ain't dreamin now man. We're finally safe!"I said making my way to the bed.

"what? How? You know better than me that now where is safe." he said. His eyes never left me.

"okay dude don't call me crazy, but this pony here." I said gesturing for the lavander pony to come over. She did so hesitantly. "this pony right here. Brought us to another dimension."

He looked at me for a second before bursting into laughter. "dude*snicker* how can a pony do that?"

"hey twilight you wanna introduce your self and show him?" I asked the pony in question. She nodded and walked up to the bed. She sat down in his plain sight and began. "hello. My name is twilight sparkle and I brought you to this dimension through the use of magic." she levitated a glass of water from the night stand over to him. " you looked thirsty." she said as she smiled.

He grabbed the glass and stared at it before placing it back on the night stand. "...."

"uh deckard? I think I might have broke him."she said with a small giggle. *poof* Chris had passed out.

Author's note

So sorry for the late up date. I have been trying to work on my grammar and chatching my self when I make mistakes. Anywho I think I did a little poor this chapter but meh... If it is really bad I am going to fix it.

Chapter 5: gratefulness and feelings

chapter 5: gratefulness and feelings

after chris passed out the bed i walked over to the pony known as shining armor. "shining armor i assume?"

he shakily looked up at me. he had, what i could only assume was fear, in his eyes. "y-y-yes. i am shining."

"why are you shaking like a leaf?" i asked with a tilt of my head. he simply looked up with confusion and still a little bit of fear.

"what? you aren't mad at me?" he responded. " oh that. yes, i am still mad about that in fact..." i got down on one knee. then i slapped him. i left a red hand mark on him.

"OW!" he yelped.

" that's for nearly killing me." then i picked him up and gave him a hug. i put him down after a few seconds. " and that was for protecting your sister. cherish your loved ones always, and never forget them." i felt a tear roll down my cheek. "you never know when they will just be wiped from your life permanently" i felt my eyes close as a few more tears fell.

" sir deckard art thou alright?" i heard princess luna ask.

"*sniff* yea i am fine. just trying to live down old memories." i said with a slight shudder. then i felt a hoof on my shoulder. i saw the night princess herself looking at me worriedly.

" thou art not. thou has tear in thine eyes." she said as she used another hoof to wipe my face.

"thanks, but i am fine. really. just some painful memories." i said as i wiped the rest of the tears away with a near by tissue. after a while everything calmed down. the princess canceled her order for disavowing shining. he and i became friends, but i still held a bit of a grudge against him. we settled it with him owing me any favor, with obvious exceptions of course(i.e. nothing have to do with his wife, nothing to do with murder, etc.). i also explained how i got here with the help of my new  friend twilight.

"so you got here by a freak accident caused by twilight's spell?" the lunar goddess asked. she was rather intrigued by the idea of me coming here by accident.

"in a nutshell, yea that's about it." i said while sitting on the bed with twilight sitting beside me. " also a little off topic, i wanted to ask if i could explore the town?"

i saw celestia and Luna think it over. " do you think that's a good idea? i mean the town did see you break threw my house and 'face-plant' ,as you call it, into the middle of town square." twilight whispered.

well she was right, but i did have a plan. i was going to answer any questions, let them wail on me if they wanted to, and i was going to introduce my self and explain my situation. then a thought hit me.

"hey twilight? how did you fix your house? i mean when i was there i didn't see a gaping hole in the wall." i asked her. she simply smiled.

"magic." she replied smugly.

"magic?" i deadpanned.

"magic."

"We believe a introduction is in order if thou wishes to be acquainted with this town." luna said. i got slightly uncomfortable. i didn't mind public speaking, but i preferred not to do it.

"ummm o-okay when will it happen?" i asked slightly unnerved.

"well, we could do it tomorrow if you'd like?" ask the sun princess.

"um alright let's do it!" i was really nervous about this.

"good. in the mean time do you have anywhere to stay?"

"uuuh?" i scratched my chin " i could sleep in my car." i said with a shrug.

"thou owns part of a train?" luna asked with a confused expression. i laughed a little causing a blush to appear on her face.

"no, your highness. it's what i call that big metal carriage that crashed. i could move it out of ponyville and in to a meadow.

twilight then jumped in to the conversation." what if he stayed with me?"

i honestly was a little taken back by the request. i understood the helping me out because she caused me to be here, but to literally take me into her home with open...hooves?

"well... i certainly see no problem with that. what say thou deckard?" i shrugged.

"if she is willingly going to give me shelter it would be rude not to accept." i smiled.

"then it is settled. twilight thank you for the hospitality you are showing our guest." with that the two royal ponies left the room. before they could completely leave i noticed a red orb on the ground.

"oh wait! princesses you forgot something!" i yelled to them. luna turned to see what i was talking about. i grabbed the orb and showed it to her. as she saw it she giggled.

"sir deckard that is not ours. that is thous!" she said. i looked at the orb and tilted my head.

"but i never owned a crimson orb before..." i replied. she walked up to me and looked into my eyes.

"that's because that is thous own blood! it was the internal bleeding that was harming thou. thines body kept rejecting to retake it, so we simply removed it and condense it into this orb." i was slightly awed and disgusted by the fact my hand was holding a orb of my own blood.

"okay no offense, but this kinda creeps me out, but not in a bad way! more like a ' i don't know how to react' sorta way." i gave her a sheepish grin.

" tis alright. we would probably react the same way." she winked and left without another word

after that little conversation i just kept staring at the orb in complete awe. 'this....is kinda creepy...' i thought. twilight had walked up to me while i was in my state of 'zoned-out' if you will. she started to tap me on the knee trying to get my attention. then she started saying my name.

"hey deckard you okay?" i blinked.

"huh? what? oh yeah i'm fine. just a little confused is all." i placed the orb on the bed when a slight chill met my back. i just realized i had nothing covering my back or my feet. i looked around until i spotted a small stack of clothing. i walked over and grabbed the assorted cloth and began to redress. all i had was a simple white T-shirt and a pair of boots. ' huh i thought i was wearing my jump suit before i got here? oh well.. might have been torn up or burnt or something...oh well.'

twilight was watching my every move as if i was planning something. after i finished i turned to twilight.

"so shall we be leaving?" i asked her.

"of course! we just need to sign you out." and with that we left the room and went up to the counter. as we walked i noticed a strangely familiar pegasus at the check out counter. ' huh odd i feel like i have seen her before.....' i gasped. ' the amulet!!' i quickly pulled it outta my shirt and check the photo. 'a perfect match!' i thought.

i walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. " yes? may I-" her voice dropped as she saw me. she almost immediately started shaking in fear.

i crouched down to eye level with her and asked her. " is your name north star?" she nodded fearfully.

"well then. i believe this belongs to you..." i pulled the necklace off and held it out for her.

she looked at the amulet and went wide-eyed. "WERE DID YOU FIND THIS?!?" she yelled as she took it from my hand and continued examine it as if it were false.

" well while i was helping my friend over there it fell on to my head. i picked it up and saw the picture. i resolved to find the pony that lost it." i said. the pony looked like she was about to break down. " hey you alright?"

she looked up at me and jumped up to wrap her forelegs around me. her grip was that of a bear. i could barley breath right then, but the fact she was sobbing into my shoulder made it a little less painful. "oh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!"

"your...welcome." i said in a raspy whisper. she let go after minute and i let in a huge gasp. she blushed as i did.

"heh heh sorry i tend to get a bit carried away." i smiled and rubbed my neck.

"it's alright. i tend to do the same thing. anyway glad i could help. my names deckard by the way." i held out my hand and she gladly took it.

"well it was nice meeting you north star, but i have to leave now. see ya later some time?" i asked.

"yeah sure!" she said.

with that i signed out and left the hospital with a big smile. 'wow...this place is more beautiful than i thought.' the place really was. the town looked peaceful and the sky was clear except for a rain  bow that looked likt it was...heading...this...way.

"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU MONSTER!!!" i heard a very angry voice say.

"OH SHIT NOT AGAIN!!" i said as i got ready to fight......

'wow....i get tramatized by a pony, killed by another, brought back to LIFE, gave one back treasured piece of jewelry, and now i am about to get attacked again...today has really been fuck up for my...' was my last thought before i was smacked across a field that was to the side of the ponyville general care.

Author's Note:

wow...sorry for the long awaited update, but i had some writers block coupled with the fact that i have a new story out. oh well...anyway hoped you enjoyed it as much as i did writing it!! please like if you haven't, fave if you haven't, and review if you want!!

cya!

chapter 6: okay...WHAT THE FUG IS GOING ON!?

chapter 6:okay...WHAT THE FUG IS GOING ON!?

A/N: I am rating this chapter R for RANDOMNESS. WARNING: the second half of this chapter will confuse you. I will explain everything in the next chapter.

P.S. just go with the flow until i release the next chapter. THANKS FOR READING!

okay so there I was laying face first in the dirt. ' I just got pummeled...by a rainbow....fucking great.' I thought as I propped my self up. I was surprised I wasn't in much pain after that little assault.

"oh no i am not finished with you yet.." I heard the same arrogant, raspy, pissed off voice say.

"why..*huff*..you..hurting me?" I asked slightly annoyed. it didn't actually hurt all that much and the pain wasn't too great. the only reason is that I landed on nice soft soil and not rocks(thank god).

"because you were going to hurt my friend!!" she said her voice getting closer. I looked over and saw the rainbow maned pegasus glaring at me.

"I...ow was getting outta the hospit-*grunt*al" I said as I pushed my self to my full height. she backpedaled after I stood tall and just gawked. "and if you try and hurt me again I will defend my self."

"oh yeah? well take this!!" she flew up and tried to tackle me. I unfortunately was not fast enough, so I tensed up as she rammed in to me again only this time I didn't fly away again. I stopped her dead in her tracks. well mostly I got scooted back a good 3 ft. I looked over to were I was and saw her clutching he head.

"ooowwww....why is your body really freaking dense?" she said groaning and holding her head. I walked over cautiously, in case she was faking, and tapped on her shoulder. she flinched then groaned in pain again. I could have just left her there in pain, but these damn ponies were so nice to me and my fatherly instincts took over. I walked over and picked her up. she flailed a lot and fidgeted only to groan in pain again. I started walking back to the hospital in the distance. eventually she gave up as we near the hospital.

"okay fine...eat me.." she said going limp. I blushed at what she said. yea yea imma perv. deal with it.

"uuuhhh..why would I do that?" she opened one eye to look at me.

"wait...your not going to devour me? I thought you were a carnivore?" she said pointing at my teeth. I started to laugh at what she said. she only stared at me confused.

"y-y-ou really thought I was going to.....BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ohhh I'd *snicker* I'd never eat a pony. were I come from that is frowned upon.*chuckle*" she just blushed greatly at me.

"th-then what do you eat?" she said trying to avoid further embarrassment.

"well...we are omnivores which means we eat both plants and animals such as: fish, bear, bovine, poultry, fruit, veggies, and the occasional baked goods." she was slightly confused by some of it, but accepted it none the less.

"so no ponies?"

"no ponies. i promise i will never in my life eat another pony."

"pinkie promise?" she asked with a stern expression.

"uuhhh what?" i asked honestly confused.

" well it's a lot better than a promise. it's practally a bond that if broken has serious repercussions." she said in a matter-o'-factly tone.

"okay fine how does it go?" she went threw some silly movements and then asked me to repeat them. I had to put her down though.

"okay fine...*ahem* cross my heart hope to fly....stick a cup cake in my eYEEOW!!" I actually stuck my finger in my eye. she fell on the grass laughing. I just groaned then picked her up while my eye was slightly closed. she continued to giggle until we got to the hospital doors.

"well here we are. let's get you in there." I opened the door to see a very,very,very worried twilight and a doctor that went wide eyed when I walked in. Twilight looked at what he was gawking at and saw me with the rainbow maned pegasus in my arms.

"Deckard why do you have rainbow dash in your arms?!" Twilight shouted at me.

"Well...she attacked me, threw me across a field, attacked again only that time she rammed into me and stopped dead in her tracks, then I picked her up and brought her here." I stated with a shrug. I gently placed 'rainbow dash' on the coach and walked over to the doctor. I crouched to his height and looked at him.

"hey if you could check her make sure she's okay that would be awesome." He merely nodded and walked over. before he could I placed my hand on his back. he flinched and jumped around.

"sorry doc....I was just wondering....were you the one to work on me?" he shakily nodded and closed his eyes as if I was going to eat him. ' oh wait..of course.' I thought.

"well thank you very much. I am forever in your dept. if you need something. Anything I will be more than happy to help." I said with a smile. He opened his eyes and saw my smile. Then he smiled and held out his hoof. I shook his hoof and let out a sigh as he treated to rainbow dash.

"I think I will take you up on that one day. by the way my name is stitch'em." he said with a smile.

Then I heard another terrifying sound only it wasn't from the twilight home and it wasn't from the town. nor it was a single shot. it was-

*CRACK* *RATATATATATATA* *CRACK*

"TWILIGHT!! DID THAT COME FROM YOUR HOUSE?!" I pretty much screamed at her. she shook her head and started to tremble.

"n-n-no....th-that came from th-th-the everfree forest." she said still shaking. I sighed and face-palmed.

"Will this day never end? okay twilight these humans might be dangerous and could be carrying weapons." I said. she just nodded and walked over to me.

'I have been here ,awake, for only a few hours and I am already trying to save this town. who is toying with me?' I thought.

(A/N:Somewhere in the multiverse this particular author is grinning.)

"do know where this forest is?" she just nodded again and her horn glowed. ' oh god not again.' then we were gone in a flash of light.

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We reappeared at the edge of this 'everfree forest'. We heard many more gun shots, but now there were screams of pain. We ran as fast we could threw the forest to identify the missing humans that somehow got here. We stumbled into a clearing where we saw body after body of wood-coated wolf looking things. They all had many or a single hole in the body that were gushing out, what looked like sap, from their wounds. Some were even still alive. Then we saw them. The two humans. they were pummiling each other with the butts of their guns.

One was covered in a full police riot-suit. he was about 6,2 if i had to guess. He was swinging around a spaz-12 like it was a base-ball bat. His face was covered by a ski-mask and a riot helmet. The other human was wearing simple colthing. He was dressed in a grey and black checkered zip up hoodie, un-zipped for now, with a white underneath it. He also wore simple blood covered blue jeans and black sneakers. He was about 6,3. He was carrying a UZI in his right hand and very large Bowie knife in his left.

They continued to fight until the guy in the riot-suit fell on the ground and the hoodie man jump on top of him and began to stab and beat the unholy fuck outta that guy. We heard begging come from the swat guy as the T-shirt hoodie man raised the knife.

"You kill for personal gain, you leave those you don't kill with nothing to feed or defend them selves with, and you ask me not to kill you?" He whispered just loud enough for twilight and I to hear. "your more of a monster than I initially thought. now accept your fate." He ripped the helmet from his face and brought the knife down.

"WAIT!!" I yelled at him, but it was too late. the knife was now firmly planted in the face of the other human. I watched him ripped it out with blood going every where. Then I heard someone heave. probably twilight. I decided to go talk to him when-

*SNAP* *CRACK* The princesses arrived. They walked over to me while twilight was heaving on a tree and asked." Sir Deckard? What art thou doing here?"

"Well, you see princess I was going to try and talk to the new humans, but we got here too late and one of them was accused of being a raider. He is now dead."

"A what?" she asked

" A raider. A person that steals and kills for his or her own gain." the princess's face turned to a scowl.

"What kind of a pony would do-"

"Luna?" We heard the man ask. He was now looking at us, at least I think he is. Couldn't tell the hood was covering his face. "Luna is that you?" I heard him ask. Luna then turned from a scowl to anger/commanding.

"WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT!?!?" I was covering my ears due to me being right next to her. The man though, he simply lifted his head a bit more, so we could see his mouth under that hood. He was smiling.

"It is you." he said.

"THOU HAS NOT ANSWERED MY QUESTION!!" What happened next nearly made my mind go into shut down mode. he slowly lifted his hood and said.

"what? you don't remember your old dad?" he said as the hood came off completely. I could clearly see his face now. He had black short hair with a 5 o'clock shadow. His eyes were all most black they were so dark brown. He was now smirking.

"wait what?" I asked really confused. I looked over to luna and saw her face. She had gone from a angry/commanding face to tears in her eyes and looked like she was about to smile or break down.

"d-daddy?" she asked taking a step forward. The man merely nodded and opened his arms. Luna complied almost as soon as he opened his arms. She rushed forward and wrapped the blood covered man in a embrace. She was now visibly and audibly sobbing now while the man held her.

"shh shhh it's alright.." The kept saying. The sun princess had walked over to me by now.

"Deckard? Why is that human holding my sister like a mother does her foal?" she asked while scanning the completely confused expression on my face. I just shrugged and said " He said he was your guy's dad or something."

"WHAT!? We haven't seen our father for five thousand years!!" I winced at her voice. She blushed when I flinched. "Sorry, but we haven't seen our father for over five thousand years and if what that human says is true..." She now had tears in her eyes.

"wait...princess how can he* I point over at the man* a HUMAN from another DIMENSION be your guy's father?" i asked quite certainly perplexed.

she let in a shaky breath." F-first: I must confirm what he is saying is true or not. Then I will answer your questions." she said. Then she walked over to the man. "Sir please release my sister so I may conduct a memory search."

the man chuckled."Heh same old celestia. All ways being safe. Alright. go on Luna. go by your sister." Luna merely nodded and walked over next to celestia.

"I am going to do a simple memory scan to see if your magnificent claim is true or not." the man nodded and closed his eyes. celestia then placed her horn on his head and began her scan.

I walked over to twilight who now was dry heaving. I patted her on the back and what little she had in her stomach left was released. "h-h-how c-can a-a c-c-creature k-kill each other l-l-like that?" she said as she looked up at me. she had tears in her eyes and was crying. I gently hugged her and said. "My people have been doing it for thousands of years now and we still can't figure it out. just try not to think about it okay?" she nodded and hugged my back.

"by the way *sniff* what did the princesses want? and who was that man?" she asked looking over at the group.

" well.....It'd be easier if the princesses explained because right now i have no idea what is going on." we watched as the princess continued her scan and just waited.

' okay I am more confused than when I woke up this morning. At least then everything was explained. Well I'll have one hell of a story for my friends when they wake up again.' I thought as i felt my eyelids get heavy. ' wow. i just realized how tired I am.' "hey twilight?"

"hmm. yes deckard?" she asked.

"wake me up when it's over okay?" and with that last word I fell asleep.

Author's Note:

yo guys! sorry for the late chapters recently I have had A LOT on my plate lately. also my mom freaked when I had a missing assignment and nearly grounded me from the computer. and I pinkie promise that I will explain ALOT in the next chapter. If you would like anything specifically explained ask in the comments and I'll try to work it in.

oh yeah and one more thing: I had told my mom I watched my little ponies and this was her reaction.

hey mom?

"yes honey."

I watch my little ponies.

"okay....why are you telling me this?"

*face palm*

wow...just wow. I was so dumb founded at that moment that you know what I did? I went inside, sat down on the coach and just stared at the wall for half an hour. I had this whole conversation and argument planned out and she says that. I mean COME ON! god some people.....cya!

chapter 7: all is explained...

chapter 7: all is explained...

I awoke to the barley audible hum of the princess's magic going off. I stretched and yawned as I studied the area I took my much needed nap. We were in a clearing in the forest. The area was calm, almost tranquil. I attempted to sit up to notice that twilight had fallen asleep on me as well. 'well that is adorable.' I thought as I gently picked her up and placed her on the soft grass.

I walked over to the princesses to see they(well Celestia) were still conducting the search. Luna on the other hand looked like she hadn't even blinked the entire time.

"You okay princess?" I asked the lunar goddess. She flinched and turn to me. She started to nod then she slowly shook her head no, jumped up and grabbed me. I started to freak out until I noticed she was crying on to my shoulder. Me being the caring emotional, caring one of my little group of survivors gently hugged back as she let the rivers of tears pour from her eyes.

"Shhh...it's alright." she slowly calmed down. She was still crying, but not as much. "better?" she simply nodded and raised her head.

" We shall be fine. thank thou for the support thee has given unto us." She then realized she was still holding me and blushed. Quickly jumping away from me she regain her composer. " Now. Is there something thee needed?"

I nodded and said " yes princess. I was wondering how long these thing usually take."

"well." she began " They usually only take a hour or two, but this is highly unusual. From what we can see our sister is scanning absolutely everything in this man mind."  I nodded as the princess continued to watch her sister.

"Princess?"

"Yes deckard?"

"Can you tell me why this man claimed he was your father?" She slightly stiffened and drew a quick breath. As she relaxed she nodded and gestured over to the same tree I was recently resting on. we calmly and quietly walked over and sat.

"Okay deckard. What I am about to tell thee must not leave this forest nor your lips if questioned." She gave me the most piercing gaze I have ever had in my life. I quickly nodded to make that gaze stop. She then let out a pent up sigh and began her tale.

"Long ago when Celestia and I were no more than foals there were more alicorns. Only two to be pricice. They were our parents. We were very happy. The subjects adored them and praise them. Then when Celestia became of age to take the throne something terrible happened. Our parents had seen a great evil emerge on the land and were forced to take up arms against it. To this day we know not what the evil was exactly. All we did know was how the creature had...had..." She began to tear up again. I gently scooted over and rubbed her neck. She flinched slightly at the contact, but didn't mind it. I nodded for her to continue and she took a shallow breath. " How the beast had managed to take our parents... I was still but a foal so I hardly even knew their faces. Still it was tragic, but before they left they placed a note on our bed saying if they did not return to do the spell inscribed in the note. Celestia almost immediately did the spell. The spell it's self was easy, but strangely it took a surprising amount of magic. After Celestia completed the spell there was a strange creature standing in the middle of the floor looking dazed and confused as we were. It was him." she stopped and pointed to the man being scanned. I nodded. "At first he was scared as was Celestia. She thought she messed the spell up and summoned a monster. Celestia had started to back up while I simply walked over to the strange creature."

I quickly raised a hand. "wait your telling me that you simply WALKED to a strange creature WITHOUT your sister?!" I was truly flabbergasted by the statement.

"well we were but a foal. We didn't know better." She defended. I thought for a second and nodded in agreement.

"I guess make that makes sense. Please go on." I replied.

"Anyway....As I walked over to it and said 'hi!'. He seemed very confused and scared at the same time. He had began to walk backwards. Sadly he stepped on a book or other inanimate object and tripped. He managed to hit his head pretty bad, so when he stopped moving I began to worry and attempted to help him. Celestia was very scared and was going to forbid me from helping it until she saw blood starting to pool around his head. With much convincing and threat against his well being she fixed him up. When he awoke he was extremely grateful, but still confused by why he was here. When Celestia explained instead of freaking out he rejoiced. He had apparently made some bad investments and was going to lose his home, job, everything. From then on he has always been with us. Until discord came. He caused chaos all over Equestria and he took our father from us."

"Wait...when did he REALLY become your guys father?" I asked.

"Well I considered him our father after about 3 months after his arrival. Celestia eventually warmed up to him and he became our official father after about a year. That was when Celestia got the paperwork done."

"Ah alright. If I may ask do you remember his name?"

" If we remember correctly his name is Grey."

'that's a awesome name.' I thought. Before I could ask anymore questions the light hum of magic stopped and both luna and me turned our heads. Celestia was staring at Grey and he was doing the same right back. I honestly thought that she was going to vaporize him right there until she practically hug-tackled him to the floor crying the entire time. Luna soon joined them in the hug and tears. I simply sat there watching the sight. It was bringing all my old memories back. My dad and me going shooting for the first time. My mom making her world famous biscuits and gravy with bacon. My brothers and me playing video games all day long. All my old friends and family....that were gone.

I couldn't hold it anymore the tears fell from my eyes like water falls. Though my sobs were silent somehow the small group of happy people and ponies heard them.

"hey pal what's wrong?" Asked Grey. I looked up and saw him sitting up with his daughters sitting on both of his sides. I let a pain smile show and replied.

"I'm fine thanks for asking. I just need to be alone for a little bit." I got up and began to walk away from them. I thought I heard one of the princesses get up, but sat down after a few seconds. I entered the forest and walked for about five minutes until I heard a very distinct growl behind me. Now one thing you should know about me. When i have any type of negative emotion, meaning anger, sadness, etc., you don't fuck with me. I turned to see a very large lion with wings and a scorpion tail.

"You wanna go? THEN LET'S GO MOTHER FUCKER!!" I had about 3 years of pent up anger and depression to let loose and since there were no zombies around this....thing will have to do. I let out a battle cry and charged the thing.

Author's Note:

Yo guys! sorry about how the chapter took so long yesterday, but my computer decided to be a bitch and delete half of the chapter. Any way again it took so long I have had ALOT on my plate recently. Not going to go into detail, but mostly family pet stuff, getting new video games, and more.

so until next time....CYA!!

Q&A questions answered...

okay you asked the questions and you'll get your answers!

1) this is from clearshot01.....what did Grey invest in?

Grey: oh dear....Well you see...I was tight for money and I REALLY wanted to get this game called HALO 4 so I went to a friend and got the money. Turns out he was in a gang and when I forgot the "due date" weeeell...let's just say he bought a new plot of land and I busted a small street gang...plus I learned a valuable skill....LEARN EVERTHING ABOUT YOUR FRIEND BEFORE ASKING FOR MONEY.....

well thanks for that... informative piece of info Grey....

2) this one is from tyrex.... Deckard and co. How long have you and your friends been running from the zombies? Were their more then the three of you before? How did you meet your friends?

Deckard: Ah...that's a touchy subject...well we have been running from the beginning of the apocalypse. Yes there were more of us, but most of them were stragglers and infected people. So we either killed them, got eaten, or ran away and never came back. As for my friends ,ironically, we had been planning what we would do if this ever happened. I bring the guns, james brings the clothes and car, and chris brings the food. it was a sad day it was....

well...that is kinda depressing....

3) and finally brony...your questions here they are....whatsyourfavoritecolor?deckarddoyoulikeplayingxboxorps3?slayerwhyyoubetrollin?whatsyourfavoitebackgroundpony?rainbowdashcanyoudoasonicrainboomsofastthatitcauseepilepsy?tiawhyareyouatroll? AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDD fluttershywhywontyoustopbeingsoadorable?

Now in order....

I have several favorite colors. in order black and gray tie for first, yellow second, and purple third.

Deckard: I play xbox brony....

I be trollin cause if I don't I get bored. as long as i have my video games and ponies i'll stop.

fave background pony? Hmmmm it's a gonna be lyra...mostly because the way she is described is alot like me.

Rainbowdash: Well...I don't think any one ever got epilepsy, have they?

no they haven't...next!

Tia: I AM NOT A TROLL....okay maybe a little. the reason...*places a hoof on her chin*...being royalty gets old really fast. especially after a few millennia.

and finally fluttershy...

Fluttershy: I-I-I d-don't k-know....

hey Fluttershy i got you a present..*hand her a box*...

Fluttershy: o-oh t-thank y-you.* opens it and gasp*

well don't just stand there put it on! *puts on gift*

Fluttershy: does i-it look g-good?

yeah...it does....

Tia: slayer stop drooling....any way while slayer is having a case of adorable fever feel free to ask more questions and they will be answered on this same chapter! cya next time my little readers!

tia! thats my line....oh and brony....I won.

Chapter 8: A FIGHT and a Fight

Chapter 8: A FIGHT and A Fight

I rushed the giant lion-bat-scorpion thing and got batted away like a toy. I let out a cry of agony as my body slammed into a tree. I heard several cracks come from my body. My Whole body was screaming in pain as I got up.

'Not paralyzed...Good.' I thought as a maniacal grin formed on my face. I let out a laugh that would make the joker proud and grabbed a nearby rock with a jagged edge.

"COME AND GET ME YOU PUSSY CAT!!" I bellowed as I charged the thing again.

The monster snorted in annoyance and raised it's paw again. I smiled even wider as I saw this and gripped the rock even tighter. As the paw came down and I slashed it with the jagged rock causing blood to splatter all over my face and ground. The monster cried out in agony as it saw the massive gash bleeding profusely in its right paw. A angry frown appeared and it let out a roar. It took a few steps back and raised it's tail. The tail came down with a almost terrifying speed. I simply side stepped and let the tail put a hole in the earth next to me. I brought the rock down onto the tail and the beast let out another wail of agony. Dragging the rock as I ran, I ripped the rock from the tail and slashed the other paw effectively removing all lethal tools except teeth. With one final slash I dug the rock into the chest of the beast and dragged it for a foot or two then ripped it out causing blood to flow freely covering my body and ground in thick crimson water. The monster was reduced to nothing more than a sniffling mess of wounds and fur. I took a step back to look at my work.

My maniacal grin slowly left my face as I saw what I had done in my fit of depression and rage. A frown was soon show as I saw what I had done and to make matters worse a small pup/cub/ whatever you call a baby loin-bat-scorpion thing came out of the brush running to the crumpled mess of a mother. My heart sank as the mother used a messed up paw to bring the small(you know what I am calling them cubs) cub close to it. It's face adorned what looked like a smile as it saw the small creature safe and sound. The cub began to paw at it's mother in a attempt to get her up. The mother only sigh as the last of it's life was slowly draining away.

Tears formed in my eyes as I saw what I had done. I dropped the rock I had and walked over to the slowly dying creature. It began to growl only to turn that into a groan of pain. As I near even closer the cub got in front of me and hiss wildly. I got down to it's height and spoke softly.

"Look I am not going to hurt your mamma any more okay? I just wanna say something to her." The thing only kept hissing at me with it's wings and tail raised defensibly. Shaking my head I gently grabbed it by the scruff of it's neck and lifted it off the ground. Then I turned to the creature lying before me. It was glaring daggers at me.

"Hey I am sorry for doing this to you and if it is any consolation I am going to take your cub to a friend. She takes care of all sorts of animals. Your cub will be safe there, alright?" The beast looked almost happy before a horrible cough erupted from it's mouth. The cub began to panic in my grasp and I let it go. It ran straight to it's mother before almost crying out in sadness. In one final attempt to make amends I sat down by the beast and gently began to stroke its mane.

Surprisingly it worked. The monster began to purr before letting out another strangled cough. I closed my eyes as the last of it's breath slowly left it's body. I even let out a few tears as I heard the wails of the cub. The cub cried for what I thought was hours, but in reality it was only a few minutes. I attempted to remove it from it's mother only to get scratches from it's claws.

I was seriously considering just leaving the rotten little cub there to fend for it's self, but my up bringing wouldn't let me. The little cub had finally cried it self to the point of exhaustion. I sighed in relief and picked the cub up. Holding the cub much like you would a cat, I back tracked my way out of the forest.

'This.....this is going to be a bit of a pain to explain to fluttershy.....' I thought.

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I soon reached the clearing where a, yet again, worried Twilight, Princess Luna, Princess Celestia, and a mister Grey. As I walked in I just noticed that I was absolutely COVERED in blood. Also I had a cub in my arms and a arm that had black veins running through it. Twilight saw me, gasped, and ran towards me.

"OH MY CELESTIA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?!?" She screamed at me as she inspected me for injuries. " AND WHAT IS THIS!?!?" she added when she came to the black veins in my arm.

"If you calm down Twilight I will tell you. AND you guys if you wanna hear it!" I said to the group. They all nodded and all walked over then sat down in front of me.

"Well it started when I walked into the forest...." I began my tale and told them of what happened....

Author's Note:

Hey my little readers again sorry about the long updates. I am sorry to say It is getting harder and harder to get inspiration for this story. I AM GOING TO CONTINUE IT THOUGH. I SWEAR THIS!! any way I have been busy with school and my new story that I started if you want to read it it is here ---->Life at canterlot's private school...So yeah please go check that out f you haven't and hope you enjoyed the chapter! CYA!!

Little bit of news....

So yeah I gave the story away to a nice friend. His name is Pinkies imagination and he is AWESOME. He made two awesome stories and I support him and you should too! Also I REALLY did give him the rights. So yeah go to him and he will have it up soon.

Chapter 1: hoe-ly shit

Chapter 1: hoe-ly shit

    "You need to drive FASTER!!" James yelled in my ear as he turned to look out the back window. "FUCK, THEY ARE STILL COMING!"

    "YOUR NOT HELPING!!" I yelled back as my eyes locked on the roads ahead.

I smash my foot against the gas petal as we sped down a neighbourhood road smashing into trash cans and rotting corpses. Don't worry about the car it was decked out. This car was a diesel truck, was fairly low to the ground and had a snow plow on it. It’s bed had a shit ton of ammo, food, water, guns and other homely needs (clothes, camping supplies, ETC..) which was all safely protected by two large tarps.

    *SPLAT**CRUNCH* Blood splattered all over the front window as well as the side.

"DAMN! That.Is.Nasty" I turned on the window wipers.

    "Okay this is getting us nowhere fast and we are running out of gas!" I said, scared shitless and slightly annoyed.

    "Well… we could try some frags..." Chris said, finally piping up from the back seat.

    "Okay, we only have one case of those… plus a few from the dead military units. That in total is like… what… 12?" I said glancing back to see him and the small box of frags.

    He was 6 feet tall and was muscular from all the heavy lifting we always did. He was also covered head to toe in hockey equipment. He had A large machete next to him as his weapon. Under the helmet he wore a bandana covering most of his face, and his eyes were covered by a pair of sun glasses.

    "I agree with deck on this one… we shouldn't waste those." James agreed, looking at me to emphasize his point.

    (Yes, I know my nickname is strange, my real name is Deckard.)

    I also looked at him for a moment to give a nod of thanks.

     He was 6-foot-2 and quite muscular. He was wearing something along the lines of a juggernaut, but a lot less bulky. Every part of his body was covered in plastic sports wear, His face was covered in a welders mask and he carried a 16 pound sledgehammer as his weapon of choice.

    I was the quick mover of the group. I was the tallest of the group topping out at 6-foot-5. Like my friends I was muscular but, I had a runner's legs. I wore a paintball mask with a bandana over it and a jump suit with snug boots and gloves. While my friends use hammers and machetes, I stick with tradition. I carry a metal baseball bat. Cracks skulls and never gets stuck.

    Although I probably should have kept my eyes on the road because as soon as I turned back I yelled

"HOE-LY SH-"

    Then a flash of purple Jello like energy while a portal opened and I felt like I was tripping balls....

    (Meanwhile in twilights library...)

"TWILIGHT!  ARE YOU OKAY!?!?" Spike yelled in a panic after the resounding back-fire of the trans-dimensional sender and receiver spell.

"Yes, I’m alright… how did that not work! I had every-*VORP*" She was interrupted by a portal much like the one she made not 2 minutes ago.

"SPIKE! SPIKE! LOOK IT WORKED! IT-*thump**SCREEEEEEEEECH*"

Again interrupted, but this time by a strange metal box with wheels that made a horrid noise. Just then the strange metal box started to move forward rapidly. She bolted towards the door, opened it, then ran out yelling wildly.

"EVERYPONY WATCH OUT!"

*CRASH**VROOOOOM* The strange object moved forward with increasing speed until it was moving almost as fast as rainbow dash (On the ground of course).

She jumped out of the way just as it sped by and rammed right into a lamp post, stopping dead. But, to make things stranger a rather large creature launched out of what appeared to be a window and did a tuck n’ roll like move, and lay on the ground, completely still.

"SPIKE!!!" She yelled with enough force to match Luna's Canterlot voice.

"Y-Yeah t-twilight?" Said the small shaken up dragon.

"Send a letter to the princess that we have a BIG problem!" She said with a frantic voice and she wearily approached the fallen creature.

(Back to Deckard)

'Oh god. What the fucking fuck.' He thought as he slowly awoke to pain, pain, and surprise surprise! More PAIN.

'okay, time to recap while my body reboots' He thought as his body slowly regained feeling to his… everything. 'I went from driving to screaming to weird purple portal to inside a house and breaking down the front wall to hitting a lamp post to going through the window… seems legit.'

As his body become functional he heard two sets of feet coming toward him.

‘ohgodohgodohgodOHGODOHGOD!!!!'

He tried to move but his body refused to respond

'Well this is it. Goodbye friends. And most importantly goodbye pain. I will not miss you'

He felt something nudge him and he tried to move but couldn't. Then he heard a very concerned sounding voice.

"SPIKE! GET FLUTTERSHY! IT'S STILL BREATHING!!!"

'Oh tha- wait spike? Fluttershy? Is this a gang or something...wait did she say "it"?'

About 10 minutes later he was in much more pain but he could actually move. Sort of.

'Oh god the paaaaaaaaaaaaiiin...make it ssstooop' He thought as he tried to speak through his pain.

"Aaarrrggghhhh...." He moaned out.

'First damn thing I've said'

"Oh my gosh! Your awake!" Said the lady. " Are you okay?"

I managed to pry one eye open to see a.......lavender coloured… pony…? It was staring right at my face. Then I had a epiphany...

'MY FRIENDS!?!?' I forgot the pain and shot up startling the lavender pony.

I slowly got up, ignoring the pony and made my way to the now wrecked truck with a shattered window.

"WAIT! Get back here!" the lady yelled.

"My.....friends...." I wheezed threw the mask which I completely forgot about.

I got to the car, went to the left side and opened the door. There he was strapped in with little damage done, from what I could see anyway. With my receding strength I pulled him from the car onto the pavement.

"What the......" The lady said.

"help......them…please" I said looking for Chris.

"Them? Wait you talk!?"

"yes....I....do" I wheezed.

I pulled out Chris from the back as he too had minimal damage done to him.

' why am I the only one ba-' Then I thought for a second as my brain somewhat turned on… 'Oh yeah…'

After I dragged them out I fell down.

'pain!!....aaaaagghh' "AAAARGH" I bellowed out.

Just then a yellow pony with a kit in its mouth came out forward. "Oh…oh my.. where does it hurt?" Said a gentle caring voice.

"Eh...every....where" I gasped out not seeing that the pony was talking.

"EVERYWHERE!?" The no longer gentle voice yelled. "TWILIGHT, WE NEED TO GET THESE CREATURE TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!!"

"Thank...you..." Then I finally blacked out.

Author's note: hey guys this was just an idea that popped into my head. Sorry it's kinda rushed but I will rewrite it later. But if you like the story tell me and I will continue it. But I will take my time with the next chapter if this story gets liked enough. Please R&R and be fore you do I know that the punctuation and grammar isnt perfect but I didn't wanna edit a one shot if it didn't get liked.

Q&A for you guys.

Hello my little readers!

I was recently re-reading the comments on my story and noticed something...

YOU GUYS ARE ASKING A SHIT LOAD OF QUESTIONS!!!

so here it is...

you can ask as many questions as you want, but they must be directed towards:

Me

Deckard

Luna

Tia

Grey

Twilight

Rainbowdash

Northstar.

so ask away my little readers!!

on a side note...Do you guys like being called my little readers? if not leave a suggestion and see if people like it.

Until then CYA!!