Welcome to the School, Slut! or The Triumph of Capitalism

by Solipsistic Corruptor

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Fetish, Comedy, Vice-Principal Luna, Equestria Girls, Porn, Sex, Main 7 (EqG), Profanity, Principal Celestia
Length: 5797

Time is money, and Principal Celestia is running low on both for her school. What should she do? Brainwash students to sell themselves, that's what!

Canterlot High is running low on funding as the local government determined that if the school isn't going to address the issues, be they magical or no, that they don't deserve any funding. With this massive blow, Principal Celestia finds herself between a rock and a hard place. Low on funds and running out of options, an ever helpful Sunset Shimmer comes up with an idea to help save the school - though more accurately Celestia hijacks what would've been Sunset's idea, a series of misinterpretations leading to sexual hijinks.

Written for Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest.

Published 2020-04-30 22:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-04-30 22:40:01 UTC

1. I can't pay the Rent!

Principal Celestia was in trouble, which really wasn't saying much. There was almost always something on her back - something digging its nails into her skin. She sighed and rubbed her temples as she stewed in her own thoughts. On the desk in front of her was a letter from the governor and the regional head of education.

Dear Principal Celestia,

It is with deep sympathies we write to inform you that, due to a variety of safety issues that have been left unresolved from the recent situations, we must hereby terminate your state provided funding. Canterlot High School need not close, however, as we understand that certain parents and students may wish to continue to attend classes at your institution. Please inform all parents and legal guardians that the school is no longer state funded at the earliest convenience. You may go forward with the school as you see fit, acquiring your funds however you wish, whether by enforcing tuition or other means. Please note that should the safety issues detailed in our previous correspondence be resolved, the Regional Office of Education will reconsider you for funding, whether partial or whole.

Best of Luck and with Our Sincere Regards,
Mayor Mare and Chief Educator Stingy Mogul

This was just great! The year was about to close, and now so might the school. Some of the parents might stay with the school, but the amount they'd have to charge them would send many of the undecided to the hills, likely over to Crystal Prep which was still funded. It wasn't fair!

Well, that was untrue. It was completely fair that they did exactly as they had said, but the fact they had asked a principal of a high school to stop the magical incursions on her school was completely ludicrous. She wanted to scream, but she knew it wouldn't help. It was a big mess, and she'd have to sort it out - likely on her own. She'd need to find a way to secure funding for the school sufficient to pay for the tax on the land, the electric bill, the water bill, grounds keeping costs, the teachers' salaries, supplies including the meals, and other personnel. She might have to put a moratorium on field trips until they were stable as well. Unnecessary expenditures would have to be weeded out or they'd weed out the school.

As if by some stroke of fate, Sunset Shimmer walked into the principal's office, looking in around the door. Celestia smiled to herself even before the girl began to talk. If one thing was for sure, ever since her incident at the Fall Formal, she had been the single most helpful pony out there. Perhaps she could have her friends help magic up a solution. After all, magic got her into this situation, why not use it to get out of it?

"Principal Celestia? I heard you got a rather disturbing letter, are you alright? Is everything okay?" Sunset asked, looking quite concerned.

"Not entirely, Sunset Shimmer." Celestia admitted. "Please, take a seat, I have a question to ask you." She said, offering the chair across from her own. Sunset stepped fully inside the office, closing the door behind her, meekly taking a seat. "I just got this letter." She said, showing Sunset the offending piece of stock paper. Sunset's eyes darted across the page, a horrified look taking her features.

"They can't do that! The magical connection between here and Equestria can't simply be swept under a rug!" She said frantically. There she went again, talking about that 'Equestria'. Well, maybe Equestria would come in useful.

"I don't know the particulars about how the connection between here and Equestria work, but I assumed it wasn't the sort of thing that could be made to go away." Celestia said, and then chuckled. "Unless you have a bucket of interdimensional plaster to cover the holes that have developed." Sunset laughed at that, a laugh that spoke of how uncomfortable she was with the situation.

"No such luck." She said finally. "Why are you showing me this? I know I'm my own guardian by a technicality, but don't you usually print out your own letters to send back home with us?"

'Maybe not for much longer.' Celestia thought bitterly. "Yes, but I had a question as I mentioned." Sunset nodded, motioning for Celestia to lay it on her. "You and your friends, you have helped us in various situations, some of which you all have unfortunately caused or exacerbated at some point. Now, not that this is your fault in any way, but I was wondering if you might have a way to help us with this little problem." It was a long shot, but it was the only one Celestia had at the moment, unless she wanted to organize a bake sale the size of a bakery.

"That is a big ask..." Sunset murmured to herself, tapping her chin in thought. "We might be able to do something. It might not be the most legal sounding thing, but it certainly wouldn't seem illegal to most if we play it just right."

"What are you talking about, Sunset? I'm open to all ideas." 'I'd sell myself on a corner if it meant keeping this place open.' She thought to herself. Desperate times called for desperate measures, and she might just have to find a good wardrobe for such activities if this situation went anymore south.

"Well, you see, most objects of magical power have some sort of equivalent over here. Most of the time they are mundane, other times they are still quite magical." Sunset said, poking her index fingers together like a shy grade schooler. "We found something, a sort of magical stone I guess. Twilight and I have been studying it to try and figure it out. After studying it for a good long while, we've made a break through, she even built a sort of scientific apparatus to allow you to manipulate it."

"And it can help us with our financial problem?" Celestia asked, surprised this was going down a path of such convenient ease. It was like fate was both against and yet for her today. She'd try not to complain.

"More or less. Kind of an... indirect solution of sorts." Sunset explained in the single most obscure way Celestia could imagine.

"Well, as I said, I'm open to any solution you might have for me. Any idea is one worth at least looking into at this point." Celestia said in an encouraging tone. If this worked out, she'd have to give Sunset a great big thank you. She might even have to contract Pinkie for something. That was, if it worked out.

2. You Must pay the Rent!

She didn't make a habit of going to her students homes, especially when those student's parents or legal guardians were away, but these were desperate times, and Celestia was short on viable options. Stepping out of her car and walking up to Twilight's house, she noted Sunset's bicycle out front, a good sign that told her she wouldn't have to wait for too long to get this underway. When Sunset had told her that to explain the idea she'd have to show her at the new student's house, Celestia was reasonably put on edge, up until she found out the device was still under development and couldn't be moved out of the house just yet, then Celestia was past the edge and almost slipped into openly panicking. She had held on by a thread, but that thread was very thin and very frayed at this point. This had to be quick or she wasn't sure how she'd stay sane.

"Are you sure they will be able to help us with this, Tia?" Luna asked, closing the car door as she moved to follow her sister. Celestia shrugged.

"I don't know, but at this point, what have we got to lose? Either they can help us and the solution is just that easy, or they can't and we've only spent a few minutes on a dead end." Celestia said, stepping up to the front door, pressing the doorbell. The windows were dark, which struck her as odd, but not enough to sent her running. She was here for her school, she'd do what she had to.

"Principal, over here in the garage!" Sunset's voice called out. Looking over, she saw the garage door now open, sending light spilling out across the street. Putting on her best smile, Celestia walked over through the short trimmed grass, wary of any dog based threats to her heels as she did. "Principal Celestia, Vice-Principal Luna, welcome! Glad to see both of you could make it."

"Celestia tells me you might have a solution to our issue with the Regional Office of Education." Luna said simply. "It wouldn't do to let such possible solutions go unattended. Please, show us what you have." Sunset nodded, leading them into the enclosed garage.

The main area was filled with an old muscle car, likely Twilight's father's. The walls were filled with tools and other sorts of memorabilia and buckets of various paints were lined up against the hard concrete. A typical garage it seemed, except for the back wall, of course. At the very back of the normal looking garage was a rather large an old looking computer console that was making a noise like it wanted to take flight. There Twilight stood, turning a screwdriver over and over, fastening a screw into what looked like a cauldron with wires poking out and a gem strapped to the front. It looked like a piece of equipment that would fit right into an old science fiction movie.

"Hello, Twilight, good to see you." Celestia said with her trademark smile. Twilight looked over, wiping her brow with a forearm as she returned the smile.

"Principal Celestia, Vice-Principal Luna, how good to see you both!" She said, setting down the screwdriver as she walked up and shook both sisters' hands. "I think we've got it sorted, it took a long while to figure out the flux regulator's connection with the transpheric isotonic manipulation foil, but I think I managed it with the bypass through the exothermic flange's gimble unit."

"Very good, I see you've been hard at work." Celestia did, faking her own knowledge like she did whenever a gifted student rattled off a bunch of jargon at school. "Now, Ms. Shimmer told us that you'd help us understand your device and its functionality. I'm sure she could do it justice, but as the one who I assume put in a lot of the trouble shooting work, I think you might do a more concise job of it." Sunset gave a weak smile from the corner, obviously relieved she wouldn't be the one to have to explain the device, much as she had hoped and intended.

"Of course, Principal!" Twilight turned at held out the piece of metal with wires and a gem on it. It was at this point Celestia noticed a large electrical cable trailing off from the one side - likely the back - towards the wall. It was the type of cord that attached to freezers, or industrial fans, or even big lever switches that went clang when you turned them on. "This is the Arcane Enhanced Interpersonal Thought Processing, Amplifying, and Modifying Unit, or AEITPAMU for short. It uses these sensors here to read and amplify your usually dormant EKG field and project it on others using this projecting unit which is attached to this stone.

"The stone itself is a sort of magical artifact with powers that can help you exert a sort of control over others when you place it in contact with their skin and have the stronger will. Using my technology in conjunction with this stone, we're able to obviate the need for skin contact, allowing us to project as far as we please, with electrical power being our limiting feature. Would you like to try it?" Twilight rattled off as fast as Pinkie. Celestia blinked a few times and then smiled with a nod, not wanting to be rude. Twilight hopped a bit and then happily planted the bowl on Celestia's head, fastening the leather strap under Celestia's chin.

"So how does this work?" Celestia asked, still not even sure what exactly it did, but still trusting of Twilight that it was at least marginally safe.

"Oh, that's simple, simply think about one of us, or anyone in general, and then think what you want them to do. The AEITPAMU will take care of the rest." Twilight said happily. Celestia shrugged and looked at the others around her and decided on a course of action.

'Twilight, say "Bologna Pineapple"'

"Bologna Pineapple." Twilight said in a normal speaking voice and then smiled widely. "See, it works, no problem at all!" And then a spark flew out of the helmet. Celestia looked up at it wearily.

"Twilight, we might want to take this off before something does go wrong." Celestia said, unable to contain her nervousness.

"It's perfectly safe. I stress tested it with a variety of power inputs and it did perfectly fi-" And then the room was filled with the sounds of snapping and popping, sparks being sent every which way. The lights of the room flickered, and Celestia's eyes grew wider. Zaps and pops and sparks filled the room, everyone else in the room cowering away from her. Suddenly the lightbulb popped and the room was plunged into darkness, except for the green glow from the helmet.

"The gem..." Twilight began, stunned by what she saw.

"It's glowing!" Sunset finished in astonishment. "It's never done that before! What's going on!?"

"I don't know, but I do believe we need to get this off my head before something terrible happens." Celestia insisted, but no help was apparent as another round of sparking started again. Suddenly a shock ran from the base of her back, trialing up her spine, and zipping along every strand of hair as it went. She shook slightly at the sensation, and then, a sound of something hard cracking. Then it came again, but louder. Suddenly Celestia was thrown back as the sound of a miniature explosion rocked her world, throwing her against the car with a blast of pain - her head smacking hard against the fender, sending stars up into her vision.

A few moments passed as Celestia organized her thoughts. she felt fatigued, like she had just pulled three sleepless nights without coffee. Her head pounded ferociously as she slowly tried pushing herself to her feet, feeling other helping her up.

"Celestia! Are you alright?" Luna sounded very worried, and rightfully so with what had just happened. Celestia righted herself, making sure her legs weren't going to give out, and then nodded.

"Yes... I'm just a little battered is all." She replied, brushing herself off.

"I don't get it! I tested it at far higher voltages and never once did it do that!" Twilight said, turning to her glowing laptop that filled the room in its light as she went though the data points. "Do you want to see if it still works, Principal Celestia? I'll undo the chin strap, though we'll have to pull on them to ensure the contact points are good."

"I suppose one more try won't be to bad, especially if we do it with the chinstrap unbuckled." Celestia said, undoing the strap, pulling down on the free straps.

"Alright..." Twilight typed out a few things into her computer. She then pulled a chain to the side, turning on a small desk lamp to provide some light to the situation. "Alright then, go on ahead."

'Sunset, pat your head and rub your tummy in a circle.' She thought, looking at Twilight. Sunset began to act, though as she did Celestia felt tingly.

"Have you chosen anyone yet?" Twilight asked, looking at Celestia, making her cock an eyebrow. Exerting her new power once more, she directed Sunset to speak.

"Yes, Twilight, Celestia has chosen someone." Sunset said in a flat tone.

"She has? Who?" Twilight seemed so genuinely curious, and yet so completely oblivious, even as she stared at the girl pat her head and rub her tummy. Celestia sighed, but then a stark realization hit her.

"Is nothing I'm doing strange, Twilight?" Sunset asked on Celestia's behalf. Twilight tilted her head, looking at her friend quizzically.

"Like what? Oh, you mean how well you're doing that? Yeah, most everyone starts patting their head in a circular pattern by this point. Good job!" Twilight said with an awkward smile. Celestia pursed her lips, looking over at her sister, but no sign of recognition was on her face. Then it hit Celestia.

"I get it now!" She said ecstatically, getting the other three to look at her. "With this power I can save Canterlot High no problem!" Sunset gave her a smile and nod.

"Yeah, if we fixed it you could waltz right in to the office of tho-"

"I can have the students help the school, make the money in no time!" Celestia said, her mind already a buzz with the possibilities. A schoolwide bake sale with the organization of a hive mind took shape in her thoughts. It would be magnificent!

"What do you mean?" Twilight asked, looking between the others. "I mean, our parents are the one's with cash, we can't really help too much. Besides, there is no power I can see. Nothing could be done one way or the other."

'Twilight, play with your tits.' Celestia thought with a perverted smirk. She could have a little fun with her students. This entire day had been so stressful, why shouldn't she? Without hesitation, Twilight began to fondle herself, and neither of the other two seemed to notice anything. 'Sunset, stop patting your head and rubbing your tummy and make a sexy moan.' Sunsets hands stopped and she moaned a deep, throaty, sensual moan. Twilight turned to look at her.

"Are you alright?" She asked her friend. Celestia smirked, injecting herself into the situation. "Should we kiss?" Celestia's smirk transformed into a devilish smile as she enforced the power more.

"Sure, we should put on a show for Celestia and Luna." Sunset said with a nod and a smile at Celestia's whim, bringing the perverted older woman a great deal of pleasure.

"Yes, it's only proper." Luna nodded in confirmation, jumping onto the trunk of the car, spreading her legs and moving her panties down. "I hope you'll let me masturbate while I watch." Luna was so hot under Celestia's power. Set sat down beside her sister and went to lower her own panties. "Celestia, what are you doing?" Luna said with a mixture of shock and concern. Celestia froze for a second, wondering what she had done wrong.

'Luna, Twilight, and Sunset, everything Celestia does is normal.' Celestia thought really hard. Luna's expression shifted and she went back to schlicking herself, turning her attention back to the students as they began their show. Celestia watched as Twilight wrapped her arms around Sunset, kissing her tenderly on the lips, drawing apart slightly to reveal their tongues wrapping around each other. Sunset moaned sexily, her hands drifting down and kneading Twilight's ass. The two girls moaned into each other, and Celestia idly thought this was a type of show she'd pay to see. She froze. PAY. Of course! This was so much better than the mandatory schoolwide bake sale she had thought of before. Canterlot High was SAVED!

Returning her attention to the two barely legals before her, she began to masturbate as she watched the two of them, prodded by her occasionally to go further in one way or another. Celestia realized something as she watched. 'I'm not holding the helmet down. The power is working on its own now!' She set the cauldron like hat to the side, looking to her sister with a smirk. She should test it to make sure, right? 'Luna, turn and kiss Celestia. and say I taste of strawberries.' Her cherry chap stick made sure Luna would at least never say that, and the kiss was something she didn't believe her younger sister would ever do.

Turning to face Celestia, Luna leaned over and kissed her sister deeply. "Mmm... strawberries..." Success!

3. I can and will pay the Rent, Bitch!

Dear Mayor and Chief Educator

It is with great pride I write to you to inform you that Canterlot High School will be able to keep its doors open with little problem. I have been able to make several arrangements, and with a sudden, and unexpected, windfall, we are more than able to keep our doors open and admission free. Do consider coming down yourselves for an inspection to see how Canterlot High has changed as we look to the future.

Yours Truly,
Principal Celestia

"There we go..." Celestia smiled, looking over the freshly typed letter. She couldn't wait for those two to show up. They'd be as good as her students once they did. Sighing at a job well done, she stood up from her desk and decided to take a walk around the school to make sure the students were getting along as her new magical abilities had dictated. Adjusting her new uniform, she smiled. It was a fetish version of her usual get up, the yellow suit was the same, but underneath was nothing but a lacy bra that showed ample amounts of top boob, exposing her cleavage for everyone to ogle. Her skirt was also missing, replaced by a thong that revealed more than it covered. It was all so splendid.

Exiting her office, she began to long walk through the halls. All through out the halls, the students were all dressed as seductively and revealingly as Celestia, some even more so. Rarity was dressed in nothing put a frilly set of panties and a bra and some stiletto high heels that made her ass quite firm and appealing. Fluttershy, by special instruction, was wearing only pasties over her naughty areas. A man from the town stopped beside her and handed her a bill, looking at it, Fluttershy shook her head, to which the man groaned and mumbled before he pulled out his wallet, produced another bill, to which Fluttershy nodded, sinking to her knees. Squishing her boobs up in an offering to the man who fished out his dick, she was the perfect whore.

"Principal Celestia!" The voice of Rainbow Dash caught her attention. Turning about, she saw the star athlete with Applejack close behind. Neither of them were wearing anything at all - unless you counted the cum that covered each of them and dripped across the floor. "Someone stole our tops and bottoms, can we just go like this? I'd hate to go all the way home just to pick up some new things."

"Of course, Ms Dash. You two can go see my sister, she'll have a special pass made for the both of you. I do hope you still got some money off the situation." Both girl swung their large purses around to show large stores of bills and some coins. Nodding, thoroughly impressed at the effort, she smiled. "Very good job. Both of you may now cum." Both girls fell to their knees and began to schlick themselves, giving pleased sighs as they went. Various men and some women walked up and tossed some bills into their open bags as thanks for the open show.

Walking further on, she found Starlight riding a man. 'That's a thousand right there. With assets like hers I might be able to pay the faculty without any other student contributions.' Even as she thought that, another man walked up to Sunset as she bounced up and down on the one man's dick, offering a fist full of bills. Seizing them, she counted them while still fucking the other man. Giving a nod after a moment, she deposited the wad into her purse and opened her mouth, the man's dick shortly popping in to fill the now empty hole.

"Come on, you can do better than that!" Celestia heard Octavia scoff. Looking over, the nude gray girl was standing over a man who was prostrating before her while jerking off, a thin stream of cum on the floor in front of him.

'Someone sprang for the role play special...' She thought, intrigued by the display. Looking about she saw Twilight getting railed into her locker by a powerful looking woman wearing a strap on. Wait... that was Spitfire, the coach of the school's various teams. Celestia then noticed various people tossing bills into both of their bags. A display then; Celestia wondered who initially payed for it.

To another side, she watched a woman bouncing up and down on Flash Sentry, hollering up a storm as she pounded herself silly on the young dick while another woman beside her was being spit roast between two young boys, her eyes rolled back in pleasure. It was good to see the whole school was really getting into it, not to mention raising money for the school's desperate situation.

Moving on, a man stepped in front of her, presenting a bill. Looking it over, she nodded, pulling the sides of her jacket away to grant him better access. Pulling down her bra, he began to suckle away, getting an unforced moan from the principal. It was at that point the bell rang, and all across the halls the students came, much to the cheers of the towns people. This was perfect! They'd have the money and more to spare in no time!

Her rounds complete, Celestia made her way back down the halls, treading carefully around writhing bodies and pools of cream. She paused, looking down as she realized some of the 'cream' was just that: cream - whipped to be precise. Looking about she saw the source. Pinkie was walking through the halls with a utility belt of whipped cream cans and nothing else. Currently, a man was finishing cleaning off whip cream from her tits with his tongue, getting a good many giggles from her as he did. Once finished, he put some more bills into her bag and moved off while Pinkie twirled two cans off of her belt and shook them furiously before pointing one at her crotch and the other at her tits, letting loose a torrent of cream that covered her up once more. Putting away the cans she produced two cherries from some place and placed them on top of her tits and began walking away.

Celestia licked her lips. That did look good. Walking up behind Pinkie, Celestia grabbed her tush and guided her into a classroom, one that was surprisingly empty.

"Pinkie, may I say your get up is wonderful~!" Celestia said happily, getting a better look at the young woman's near nude figure with hungry eyes.

"Thanks, Principal Celestia! I thought the guys would like it, and it turns out I was right! Some girls too!" Pinkie replied with glee, bouncing a tad, her tits swaying enticingly.

'Pinkie, let Celestia do what she whatever she wants with you.' Celestia thought, looking at the young woman before picking one of the cherries out of the cream, popping it in her mouth, biting down with a satisfyingly crisp, and marginally sexy, crunch. Leaning down, she seized Pinkie's breast, swirling her tongue around the cream covered areola, gaining a moan from the younger woman as she fell back and planted her large tush on the teacher's desk. Celestia found the nipple and teased it with her tongue, relishing the sensations she felt and that she made the schoolgirl feel.

Running her tongue along the curve of the girl's large breast, she noted the slightly salty taste her sweat provided, a pleasant combination to Celestia. Drawing back, she mover up and kissed the pink girl, pushing her slowly to lay down on the desk. Celestia climbed up on top of the girl, forcing her tongue to pry her mouth open, swirling around Pinkie's once she found it. Breaking away, she noticed that one of her boobs now had a bit of whip cream on it, smeared on by it's contact with Pinkie's still cream covered titflesh. Licking her lips hungrily, egged on by the lewdness of the scene, she lowered herself and began to lick away at the cream covered pussy, gaining a newly elevated series of moans as Pinkie writhed in pleasure, Celestia quickly discovering the girl's weak points with her tongue.

Flicking her tongue about, she ran out of cream, but kept going, working away at the younger woman's pussy. Prodding, flicking, poking, and exploring, Celestia relished the taste, even in absence of the whipped cream. Pushing her further, Celestia felt Pinkie begin to convulse in a way she knew well.

"Oh... oh Celestia! I'm cumming! I'M CUMMING~!" Pinkie cried as she sprayed Celestia with her juices. As her orgasm subsided, Celestia climbed back up on top of the woman, kissing her with her face still covered in Pinkie's juices. The young woman dutifully licked it off of Celestia and then went back to kissing her principal with renewed passion. "Wait..." Pinkie pleaded, causing Celestia to back off. Pinkie shot a hand into the desk they were on and retrieved a double sided dildo. "I store them all across the school in case of dildo emergencies."

"I'd say this is an emergency." Celestia chuckled, spreading her lower lips apart, letting Pinkie insert the dildo, gaining a moan from Celestia. Pinkie then guided the other end into her pussy, moaning in ecstasy as it slid deeper. Celestia rolled her eyes into the back of her head. She had saved the school like any good hero, or heroin, would. Now she'd enjoy the fruits of her labors.

4. Meanwhile...

"I thought you said there was no way to raise enough support independently to keep Canterlot High open!?" Principal Cinch screamed in exasperation as she continued to bounce up and down on a dildo in the Regional Office of Education's... office. It really was just a small cabinet-like hole in the wall of the main mayoral building, but it was an office by technicality.

"There shouldn't have been!" Stingy Mogul said as he continued to rail Mayor Mare over his desk. "It was such a drain on city resources it would take a billionaire to keep that place above water! It's just impossible to raise that kind of money in a week!"

"Maybe the student body got together for a bake sale that did really well?" Mayor Mare provided as she bend to look up at the man fucking her. "I hear they have a nearly professional level baking team."

"At best a bake sale breaks even!" Cinch retorted as she brought a tit out of her blouse and played with it. "No one pays five bucks for a brownie slice they could make at home! No matter how could it is!"

"I paid ten bucks for a brownie at the Exquisite Cuisine yesterday." Mayor Mare offered, turning to face the other woman, who simply huffed in response, followed shortly by a lewd moan.

"That's different." Stingy agreed. "A restaurant will deliver a fine product, while bake sells get you sheet pans of cake mix brownies. If you're lucky you get a dollop of ice cream on top, and the ice cream is usually not even a name brand!" He moaned, continuing to thrust into the Mayor.

"I think we just need to calm down and assess the situation from a more reasonable angle." The mayor insisted as she strained to reach Cinch, whose breasts looked so enticing to her. "Canterlot High has done far more impossible things in the past if I recall. Making budget for one month, though improbable, was always an option. We can just wait for a few more months and then they'll start losing programs and hemorrhaging students, and then they'll close their doors. Just that simple."

"What if it never closes!?" Cinch said as she scooted her chair forward while still riding the dildo, offering her unattended breast to the mayor, who latched on enthusiastically.

"We can always fine them for something. I'm certain there is some aspect of their curriculum I could find fault with. We just fine them into oblivion and they'll have to either become what we want or cease to be." Stingy said before bottoming out in the mayor, releasing his load with gusto, the mayor moaning into Cinch's breast as she came, stimulating Cinch enough to cause her to cum as well, completing the chain orgasm.

"Whatever we do..." Cinch said, leaning back, idly rolling her hips on the dildo as she talked, "We'll need to act quickly. For years now I've wanted nothing more than to-"

"Fuck me?" Stingy interrupted. Cinch paused, thinking for a second. That was what she was going to say, wasn't it? It made sense. She was a whore who needed dick.

"Of course, I've wanted nothing more than to fuck you for years now." Cinch said with a professional nod. This was certainly the beginning of a most profitable partnership that surely would bring Canterlot High to its very knees, if not Cinch to hers. She couldn't help but feel an urge to crawl the halls of the school naked like she had that day she went there to give Celestia a piece of her mind. Getting used by both students and random strangers from the town, it fulfilled so primal urge in her.

Once she had gotten past all that and had handed off the school's well earned money, she entered Celestia's office and delivered a verbal lashing. And what a tongue lashing she gave that impudent little snot! She came so hard she was likely heard back at Crystal Prep! Maybe she should have some of her students crawl naked through the halls. It worked at Canterlot High to great effect, maybe it really was the way of the future as Celestia had expressed it why she was getting tongue lashed by the elder mare.

Either way, Cinch would get fucked by Stingy and then she walked over to Canterlot High, fall to her knees in front of the exit and get fucked by as many students as possible. That would show Celestia exactly how forward thinking she was. She bet Celestia never got fucked like that! It just proved who was the better principal.